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  1. Jul 03 23:07:07 <~Garcia> ALRIGHT. LATER THIS THAT WEEK.
  2. Jul 03 23:08:05 <~Garcia> You and Garcia make arrangements at a hotel room somewhere in Darkfeather~ Or rather, she did, and told you an address and room number, but today seems to be the big day
  3. Jul 03 23:09:22 <Rosetta> "...Man, this feels so shady." Rosetta stares down at her phone as she makes her way to the hotel.
  4. Jul 03 23:11:02 <~Garcia> It's a rather standard fair hotel chain over near the college town area. Not shady, but certainly not five star.
  5. Jul 03 23:11:44 <~Garcia> It's easy enough finding the room, totally not Number 69.
  6. Jul 03 23:12:07 »» Rosetta heads up and knocks, slipping her phone back in her pocket as she does.
  7. Jul 03 23:13:34 <~Garcia> Click! The door opens and there stands Garcia, wearing a cute purple night gown. "Heeeeeey~." Is Rosetta wearing the scarves?
  8. Jul 03 23:14:27 <Rosetta> Let's say she's wearing the gray one.
  9. Jul 03 23:15:15 <~Garcia> Garcia eyes it and smiles, coming in for a big hug and a quick kiss. She then slowly tugs you in by the ends of the scarf, letting the door shut behind you.
  10. Jul 03 23:16:11 <~Garcia> "Good to see you're still in one piece after that whole thing with the tank, huh? And you're actually wearing them!"
  11. Jul 03 23:16:56 <Rosetta> "Whoa, wasting no time, huh?" Rosetta is tugged. "And yeah, yeah, that was real crazy shit."
  12. Jul 03 23:18:09 <Rosetta> "I'm just tryin' to take my mind off it, think about the guild ball, yada yada."
  13. Jul 03 23:18:14 <~Garcia> She tilts her head and raises a finger to her lips innocently. "Do you want to slow down then? I thought we'd both been waiting for this...are you alright after all that?"
  14. Jul 03 23:20:56 <Rosetta> "Yeah, yeah, I...went and saw one of the guild's therapists about it and all that. Uh, sorry, don't mean to ruin the mood." Rosetta tilts her head too. "You thinkin' 'bout the ball too?"
  15. Jul 03 23:23:55 <~Garcia> "Sorta? Just what to wear...It's not really the best event to flirt at, too formal. And by the time it gets wild there most people are too embarassed to do something rash with everyone they know watching."
  16. Jul 03 23:24:10 <~Garcia> "The food is good though and the costumes are fun!"
  17. Jul 03 23:24:58 <Rosetta> "Do a lotta people go stag, or does everyone have a date for it usually?" Rosetta tilts her head the other way.
  18. Jul 03 23:26:44 <~Garcia> She thinks on how to answer that. "Well I think a lot of couples meet there so little of both? I'm not really into dating, don't pay much attention to it." She tilts the opposite way.
  19. Jul 03 23:27:43 <Rosetta> "It's a once a year thing, yeah? How many of these have ya been to now?"
  20. Jul 03 23:29:06 <~Garcia> "The past two. It's a fun event with friends, just not my favorite flavor."
  21. Jul 03 23:31:28 »» Rosetta nodnods and finds a seat on the bed, fishing out her cell phone. "You make your own costume each time? I had a sorta idea for one, but I sure as hell can't make it myself and don't know where I'd go 'bout buying one either."
  22. Jul 03 23:32:10 <Rosetta> She's pulled up a rough version of this on her phone of course: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=290880
  23. Jul 03 23:33:26 <~Garcia> "I make them for a lot of my friends~ I wouldn't mind making one more either. Let's see what you were thinking..."
  24. Jul 03 23:34:40 <~Garcia> She hmmms over it a bit, head tilting back and forth. "This could be rough, but I like it rough~. I could totally try to make this for you."
  25. Jul 03 23:35:15 <Rosetta> "Shiny. Whaddya think of the idea?"
  26. Jul 03 23:36:49 <~Garcia> "I don't even think Mir with her cheatyface costumes would stand a chance for best dressed against it!"
  27. Jul 03 23:37:11 <Rosetta> "Cheatyface?" Rosetta tilts her head the other way again.
  28. Jul 03 23:37:48 <~Garcia> "I bet she totally looks into the future and just one ups what everyone else does." She pouts a bit. Doesn't take an intutiion roll to see she's a bit jealous about something there.
  29. Jul 03 23:38:47 <Rosetta> "Someone's jealous, huh?" Rosetta grins. "So what were you thinkin for your own?"
  30. Jul 03 23:41:20 <~Garcia> She takes a second look at the picture and hands back the phone. "A worse idea than the one you just gave me." She teehees. "Mir one upped me really bad on a Natu costume last year. Won't let her do it again."
  31. Jul 03 23:44:57 <Rosetta> "Well, ya got two weeks, yeah?"
  32. Jul 03 23:45:35 <~Garcia> "Mhm. And I'll be in town for all of them. And it's a great town for arts and crafts stuff too~"
  33. Jul 03 23:46:17 <Rosetta> "Does everyone in the Guild sorta take a break 'round this time? I mean, I dunno what the rest of my team wants, but we did just sorta survive a pretty bad terrorist attack." She shrugs.
  34. Jul 03 23:47:15 <~Garcia> "I'm probably the worst person to ask about that. We don't really do much heroic stuff, more just sporty. But the week before is usually full of boat parties."
  35. Jul 03 23:48:43 <~Garcia> Garcia sashays over to a purse and brings out a small measuring tape. "We could take measurements for your dress now if you want~"
  36. Jul 03 23:50:54 »» Rosetta thinks about the upcoming week a bit. "Boat parties, huh? You know, I never saw too much of that sorta stuff while I was here." She tilts her head. "Oh, yeah, yeah, might as well do that I 'spose." She tosses her scarf on the bed and begins pulling her hoodie off.
  37. Jul 03 23:52:56 <~Garcia> "It's easy to miss things you're not looking for," she giggles, walking around you a few times before roping you in. She kisses your neck and starts removing your shirt. "It's more accurate the less you're wearing~"
  38. Jul 03 23:54:46 <Rosetta> "Right, right." Rosetta helps her with that and returns a slightly awkward kiss.
  39. Jul 03 23:56:28 <~Garcia> You two make out for a bit as she strips you down, and does take your measurements, all the while kissing all over and caressing, commenting on how smooth, pale and beautiful your skin is. Before long she's starting to remove her night gown herself, but says this first:
  40. Jul 03 23:57:16 <~Garcia> "I brought a special toy for this I want you to ravish me with," she nods over to her purse. And I'll do anything you want me to as well. Alright?"
  41. Jul 03 23:57:51 <~Garcia> ravage*
  42. Jul 03 23:59:49 <Rosetta> "You like sprinkles and toppings on your sundae, huh? First time trying a new flavor, I like to keep things smooth and simple. Best way to test the flavor just by itself, yeah? But we'll see where it goes."
  43. Jul 04 00:02:51 »» <Rosetta> runs her hand up Garcia's back and into her hair, a little tingle of lightning running from her fingers as she goes. "You want a bit of an electrifying experience here too, or...?" It's still slightly awkward and hesitant.
  44. Jul 04 00:05:01 <~Garcia> She jolts you back a bit, moving your hands to her hips as she prepares to drop her gown. "We'll make it magnetic if we do it too much...but I'd be okay with that~ If you want vanilla first before we add the hot fudge, we can do that. Just keep in mind, like I told you from the start..."
  45. Jul 04 00:06:34 <~Garcia> He drops the gown he's wearing, revealing that he's wearing nothing beneath it. "I told you from the start though, my flavor might be too exotic for you." and moves in for a kiss.
  46. Jul 04 00:06:56 <Rosetta> >He
  47. Jul 04 00:06:58 <Rosetta> >He
  48. Jul 04 00:07:15 <~Garcia> That certainly isn't a vagina between his legs.
  49. Jul 04 00:09:37 <Rosetta> "-That's- what you meant?!"
  50. Jul 04 00:10:04 <~Garcia> She head tilts. "What do you mean..?"
  51. Jul 04 00:10:09 <~Garcia> He rather. But you know.
  52. Jul 04 00:11:38 <Rosetta> "This is like that Thai ladyboy shit, innit?" Rosetta takes a moment to recover from the shock. "I mean, look, sorta woulda appreciated knowin' you were a dude, but I've told ya I've done guys before and it didn't do much for me, yeah?"
  53. Jul 04 00:12:15 <~Garcia> "Wait - what - but I told you back in Veilbeak I thought..."
  54. Jul 04 00:12:58 <Rosetta> "I'm kinda bad at people things! Remember? Bird brain."
  55. Jul 04 00:13:24 <~Garcia> Garcia backs up a bit, suddenly rather vurnable, way different from his usual cofidence and aloofness.
  56. Jul 04 00:13:54 <Rosetta> "Oh whatever, at least I know what to do with this sorta thing. Was nervous bout fucking up doing this with a lady anyhow." She reaches over and grabs her back.
  57. Jul 04 00:16:00 <~Garcia> "But...you were going along with the whole sweets thing how -" he seems rather conflicted when you do grab him back. "Look. I wasn't trying to trick you, alright? I thought you got the hint."
  58. Jul 04 00:16:27 <Rosetta> "I'm alright, I'm just...bad at hints."
  59. Jul 04 00:16:53 <~Garcia> "I meant it when I said I was bicurious, just not the way you were thinking. And...I'm really -not- looking for a relationship."
  60. Jul 04 00:17:58 <~Garcia> He paces back and forth a bit. "God why I am I doing this - I thought you knew what you were getting into here. You didn't, I don't mind if you do just...don't want to."
  61. Jul 04 00:19:14 <Rosetta> "Yeah, yeah I getcha. Sorry that I'm just...kind of not so bright in that sorta thing, okay? Maybe that's why I've had such a tough time with this shit."
  62. Jul 04 00:21:00 <Rosetta> "Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to just...um...you okay?"
  63. Jul 04 00:24:48 <~Garcia> He sits on the bed and short circuits. "You sorta freaked out there and it scared me a bit."
  64. Jul 04 00:26:14 <Rosetta> "Right, sorry. Um. So."
  65. Jul 04 00:26:59 <Rosetta> "You still okay?"
  66. Jul 04 00:28:56 <~Garcia> He slowly gets up and embraces you. "I'd still love to spend the afternoon between the sheets with you, but I understand if this was sorta a waste for you. Won't even ask you to...well...I think you can guess what I wanted you to do."
  67. Jul 04 00:30:16 <Rosetta> "Yeah...I think I got that."
  68. Jul 04 00:30:51 <Rosetta> "It's not really a waste. I mean, I'm still sorta figuring everything out, and...yeah."
  69. Jul 04 00:34:03 <~Garcia> "I guess I'm the virgin with this one huh? He slowly starts to lead you over to the bed. "Then...why don't we see if we can find a flavor you do like at least?" He laughs awkwardly. Nothing different about his voice at all, though it's odd to hear it from a guy now.
  70. Jul 04 00:35:42 <Rosetta> "Yeah, that sounds good." Rosetta lets herself get led back over.
  71. Jul 04 00:36:24 <~Garcia> AND THEN THEY HAD REALLY AWKWARD HETEROSEXUAL SEX ALL AFTERNOON
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