Mark and Hab fight giant robot habs?

<Wrong_Way>: [so uh]
<Wrong_Way>: [what we officing about?]
<Six_shot>: they both are]
<Six_shot>: HAB SUIT UP]
<JudgeHonda>: both what?]
JudgeHonda puts on his suit
<Six_shot>: marks addiction to polly pockets]
*** JudgeHonda is now known as Habeuskaiju
<Wrong_Way>: [I HAVE NO SUCH ADDICTION]
<Habeuskaiju>: I cannot blame him for that]
<Six_shot>: on a very special s-men high...]
Wrong_Way brushes one of their hairs with a tiny brush]
<Habeuskaiju>: I owned plastic figurines of giant lizards played by men in rubber suits]
<Six_shot>: WAY WAY BACK IN THE 2010s secret govt employs, brought up crazy powered muties]
<Six_shot>: Now their prone to sexy something]
<Six_shot>: theyre gonna make it if they try]
<Six_shot>: s-men hiiiiigh~]
<Wrong_Way>: [you forgot a line]
<Six_shot>: shut the fug up i will end you]
<Six_shot>: >}:C]
<Habeuskaiju>: now the clones are sexy teens now, they gonna make it if they try]
<Wrong_Way>: [let's just do thisss]
<Habeuskaiju>: loving, learning, laughing something
<Habeuskaiju>: []
<Wrong_Way>: [judging]
<Six_shot>: mark is given a note to meet theo
<Wrong_Way>: "Hrm...."
<Six_shot>: theo is at his office
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, beats going to French."
<Six_shot>: it is 3 am
Wrong_Way starts heading down to Theo's office
Wrong_Way may be slightly dillusionial at 3am
Wrong_Way knocks on the office door
Habeuskaiju wakes up
<Habeuskaiju>: Wha?
<Habeuskaiju>: What am I....here?
<Habeuskaiju>: come in!
Wrong_Way opens the door
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Theo. I think you wanted to see me when there was still light outside."
Wrong_Way gestures to the note in his hand
<Habeuskaiju>: Wha?
<Habeuskaiju>: Did I give this to you?
<Wrong_Way>: "No idea, is this your handwriting?"
Wrong_Way hands the note over to Theo.
<Six_shot>: yes it is]
<Habeuskaiju>: Huh....
<Habeuskaiju>: Guess so...
<Wrong_Way>: "So yeah. Here we are. At 3 am."
<Six_shot>: suddenly the roof to the roof opens in a explosion. and a claw extending from a helicopter grabs mark and starts to fly off
<Wrong_Way>: "I-I....What the hell."
<Six_shot>: The helicopter has the proud GLORIUS CRAB FLAG painted on the side
*** Six_shot is now known as Helicopter
Helicopter continues flying off
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<Habeuskaiju>: FUCKING CHRIST!
Habeuskaiju fiddles with the belt, and makes haste after the helicocksucker
<Helicopter>: lewd]
<Habeuskaiju>: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU]
<Wrong_Way>: "Awww, I just wanted to talk to Theo into lending me his scooter and go back to bed...."
Helicopter heads for the CTHULHU DEEP LAKE. the only land mass hab cant just reach up and grab the thing from
Helicopter flys right above it as rabid mutated lake bears swim in the water
Helicopter holds mark right out of the lake bear reach
Wrong_Way looks down at the bears and shrigs
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<Wrong_Way>: "Could be deer."
Habeuskaiju uses his robot arm, and shoots his hand at the helicopter
<Habeuskaiju>: ]
<Habeuskaiju>: I could do that]
<Helicopter>: i made the robot arm..]
<Habeuskaiju>: ah]
<Helicopter>: I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT DOES}
Habeuskaiju uses his robot arm, and shoots his hand at the helicopter
<Helicopter>: baka tryin to trick me]
<Helicopter>: ..]
<Helicopter>: fine]
<Habeuskaiju>: what?]
Helicopter is shot down into the water
<Habeuskaiju>: okay, stop]
<Habeuskaiju>: I have used it before
<Habeuskaiju>: ]
<Helicopter>: just continue the rp]
Helicopter is now in lake bear water with mark
<Habeuskaiju>: remember when I lowered clara into the room, and destroyed her gravity thing?]
<Habeuskaiju>: good times]
<Habeuskaiju>: and I grabbed at it]
Wrong_Way is now in lake bear water.
<Habeuskaiju>: wait, I did not]
<Wrong_Way>: [you crushed it]
<Helicopter>: baka]
Habeuskaiju grabs at the helicopter, and Wrong_Way
*** Helicopter is now known as Lakebears
<Habeuskaiju>: THERE WE GO
<Lakebears>: Dude i just said]
<Lakebears>: it was at a place you cant reach]
<Habeuskaiju>: what?]
<Habeuskaiju>: the bottom of the lake?
<Habeuskaiju>: ]
<Lakebears>: the middle
<Habeuskaiju>: mkay]
<Habeuskaiju>: I could totes use robot arms]
<Habeuskaiju>: buuuuuuuuuuuuut[
Habeuskaiju swims into the lake
Lakebears and hab are grabbed by hab
<Lakebears>: oh wel fug]
<Habeuskaiju>: IM COMING
<Wrong_Way>: "This is not how I expected my morning to start off."
<Habeuskaiju>: SAME
Wrong_Way floats in the water
<Wrong_Way>: "It's kind of relaxing if I wasn't in my pajamas.""
Lakebears are attacking habs side
Lakebears are nasty little fuckers
<Habeuskaiju>: AH FU-CRAP
Habeuskaiju swats at the bears
Habeuskaiju picks up Wrong_Way and the helicopter
Lakebears is swatter
*** Lakebears is now known as dodos
dodos are seen in the distance swimming closer
<Wrong_Way>: "...Theo why are there dodos?"
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<Habeuskaiju>: RUN
dodos are gaining
<Wrong_Way>: "But you're carrying me, how am I supposed to run?"
<dodos>: hab should start moving]
dodos is getting closer
<Wrong_Way>: "HURRY MAN!'
Habeuskaiju swims away from the dodos
dodos is COMBINING
*** dodos is now known as MEGADODO
Habeuskaiju picks up speed
*** MEGADODO is now known as MECHADODO
<Habeuskaiju>: I AM NOT GOING OUT AGAIN
<Habeuskaiju>: NO
<Habeuskaiju>: NO
<Habeuskaiju>: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Habeuskaiju>: NONONONONONO
MECHADODO is starting to shoot lazers out of its giant mecha berd mouth
<Wrong_Way>: "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
<Habeuskaiju>: RAAAAAAARGH!
Habeuskaiju puts Wrong_Way down
<Habeuskaiju>: I AM FIXING THIS!
<Wrong_Way>: "WHAT?"
MECHADODO shoots the beacon up into the air
*** MECHADODO is now known as beacon
beacon ping
<beacon>: Ping
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<beacon>: ping ping
<beacon>: There is a silence
<Wrong_Way>: "W-what is it doing?"
<beacon>: and then
<Habeuskaiju>: I DO NOT KNOW MARK
<beacon>: a light is seen in the sky, first small then gaining in size. heading down at the lake it crashes. Half the water evaporates from the heat immediately. The rest rushes forward making waves
<beacon>: Then
<beacon>: something starts to rise from the water. A familiar but very different face, now rocky dirty and spessy.
*** beacon is now known as Spess_HABEUS
Spess_HABEUS SKREEEEEOOONK
Spess_HABEUS looks to the MECHADODO
Spess_HABEUS COMBINES
*** Spess_HABEUS is now known as MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS
Wrong_Way just looks in awe of this
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: Skrrrreeonk
<Habeuskaiju>: .....
<Habeuskaiju>: OKAY
<Habeuskaiju>: THIS WOULD BE REALLY COOL
<Habeuskaiju>: IF IT WASN'T SO INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS
<Wrong_Way>: "You're absolutely right."
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS shoots a giant telekinetic lazer out of his mouth into the air
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS starts walking torwards habeus
<Habeuskaiju>: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
<Habeuskaiju>: I MEAN, IT HAS CRYSTALS!
<Habeuskaiju>: AND MECH PARTS
<Habeuskaiju>: SO.....SHIT
<Wrong_Way>: "I-I have no idea man..."
<Habeuskaiju>: LET ME THINK
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS is gaining, at least TWICE the speed and stregnth of several dodos
Habeuskaiju ponders how godzilla defeated both Mecha Godzilla, and Space Godzilla in the classic movies of yesteryear
Wrong_Way hopes that people will think he died fighting this bad ass beast as opposed to standing there like an idiot.
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS shoots a mouth lazer/crystal blast at hab
<Habeuskaiju>: IS IT SHOWA OR HEISARRRRRRRRGH
Habeuskaiju is hit
<Habeuskaiju>: OW
<Habeuskaiju>: FUCKING
<Habeuskaiju>: SHIT
<Habeuskaiju>: OW
<Habeuskaiju>: JESUS MAN, GIVE ME TIME TO THINK
Habeuskaiju runs to punch the beast in the face
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS makes skreaooon- but is caught off guard by a punch to the faaaaaaace. Hab notes the hard crystalisisi hurt his wittle kaiju hand
<Habeuskaiju>: AUGH
<Habeuskaiju>: MARK
<Habeuskaiju>: COVER YOUR EARS
<Wrong_Way>: WHAT?
Wrong_Way is already covering his ears
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS punches hab in the gut
<Habeuskaiju>: AUGH
<Habeuskaiju>: FUCKINGSHITCHRISTASSBITCHFUCKINGASSMUNCH
<Habeuskaiju>: WAIT A SECOND
<Habeuskaiju>: I'M A GENIUS!
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: SKREEEOOOOONK"
Habeuskaiju looks at MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS's head, to see if he shares the same qualities as him
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS uses his macetail and hits hab on the right horn
<Habeuskaiju>: OW
<Habeuskaiju>: SHIT
Wrong_Way wonders why he's covering his ears if there's nothing too loud going on.
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: He looks similar, but more spess and techy
Habeuskaiju smacks MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS's in his top horn, with his macetail
<Habeuskaiju>: LUCKILY I ALWAYS CARRY A CAN OF MACE....AND WHOOP ASS!
<Habeuskaiju>: HU-CHA!
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS pauses
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *SYSTEMSPOWERINGDOWN*
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: ....
<Habeuskaiju>: YES!
<Habeuskaiju>: I WIN!
Wrong_Way undercovers his ears
<Habeuskaiju>: HAHAHAHAH!
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *REBOOT INITIATED*
<Wrong_Way>: Is it safe now?
<Habeuskaiju>: YOU SEE THAT, MARK?
<Habeuskaiju>: I BE-
<Wrong_Way>: I guess?
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *ADAPTING*
<Habeuskaiju>: WHAT?
<Habeuskaiju>: NONONONO!
<Wrong_Way>: ...Oh god.
Habeuskaiju runs over, and grabs MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS' head
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS has his top horn cover itself with crystals and metal
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *REBOOT FINISHED IN T-minues*
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *10*
<Wrong_Way>: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
<Habeuskaiju>: PLEASE BE SHOWA ERA
Habeuskaiju tries to twist the head off
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *9*
Habeuskaiju twist harder
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS has his head twisted
<Habeuskaiju>: COME ON COME ON COME ON
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *ERROR*
<Wrong_Way>: WOAH
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *ERROR*
<Habeuskaiju>: MARk, IT'S FINE
<Wrong_Way>: Phew
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *ADAPTING*
<Wrong_Way>: WHAT
<Wrong_Way>: OH GOD
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS shoots eye crystals at hab
<Habeuskaiju>: AUGH
<Habeuskaiju>: OW!
Habeuskaiju is hit by crystals
<Habeuskaiju>: OKAY THEO
<Habeuskaiju>: REMEMBER
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *7*
<Habeuskaiju>: .....
<Habeuskaiju>: DIAMOND ARMOR!
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *6 seconds to complete situational adaption*
<Habeuskaiju>: IT HAS DIAMOND ARMOR IN THE HEISEI ERA!
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS continues shooting eyecrystals
<Wrong_Way>: oh jesus why is this happeninggggg
Habeuskaiju pulls out his sword, and lunges at the beast, slashing at it
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS is stabbed in the spess parts
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: *DAMAGE DONE*
<Habeuskaiju>: ...
<MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS>: * FULL REBOOT NEEEDED*
<Habeuskaiju>: IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
<Habeuskaiju>: I THINK GOOD
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS falls back into the water
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS slinks off
<Wrong_Way>: YEP.
<Habeuskaiju>: MARK, I DON'T KNOW COMPUTERS
<Habeuskaiju>: IS THIS GOOD?
<Wrong_Way>: SHOULD BE.
<Habeuskaiju>: OKAY....
<Habeuskaiju>: SOMEONE CALL THE GEEK SQUAD THEN
Wrong_Way checks his phone for their number
<Habeuskaiju>: BECAUSE IJUST SHOVED A REBOOT SO FAR UP HIS ASS, HE JUST HAD A SYSTEM CRASH
Habeuskaiju whips out his reading glasses, and pops them on
MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS slinks deep into cthulu lake to lick his wounds in a reboot coma...soon mecha spess habeus...soon...
<Wrong_Way>: DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO CALL THEM OR WAS THAT A JOKE?
<Habeuskaiju>: A JOKE
<Habeuskaiju>: NOTE THE USE OF REBOOT
<Wrong_Way>: OH
<Habeuskaiju>: COME ON MAN, THIS IS SUPERHEROIC QUIP 101!
<Wrong_Way>: I FORGOT TO SIGN UP FOR THAT.
*** MECHA_SPESS_HABEUS is now known as Helicopterpilot
Helicopterpilot was eaten by lake bears, as hab and mark did nothing
<Helicopterpilot>: ]
<Helicopterpilot>: no but seriously you forgot about him]
<Wrong_Way>: [we assumed he was a crab]
<Habeuskaiju>: I pulled them to safety
<Habeuskaiju>: ]
<Habeuskaiju>: I put them on the beach]
<Helicopterpilot>: youre an animal racist mark]
<Wrong_Way>: [i plead the 5th]
<Wrong_Way>: [not relevent to the topic at hand]
<Helicopterpilot>: thats not the fifth]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh]
<Wrong_Way>: [...now what?]
<Habeuskaiju>: I plead....THE ABYSS]
<Habeuskaiju>: Wel....]
<Habeuskaiju>: GIVE ME ONE SECOND, MARK
<Habeuskaiju>: I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THIS THING DOESN'T COME BACK
<Wrong_Way>: Okay!
*** Helicopterpilot is now known as Mecha_spess_habeus
Mecha_spess_habeus is deep deep in the abyss
<Habeuskaiju>: ....
<Habeuskaiju>: I NEED HELP
<Habeuskaiju>: DO I HAVE A SNORKEL, MARK?
Mecha_spess_habeus can breath underwater
Mecha_spess_habeus is part dodo
<Wrong_Way>: "YOU /DON'T/ HAVE A SNORKEL"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh wait, I see what you did there."
Habeuskaiju points at Wrong_Way, and smiles, before a snorkel pops into his mouth
<Habeuskaiju>: RAGHBAGHL UN A SEUCUND
Habeuskaiju dives down, and makes sure the snorkel stays above water
<Wrong_Way>: Right!
Wrong_Way sits down and just waits
Mecha_spess_habeus is deep in a glowly techy organic cocoon coma
<Habeuskaiju>: Do I spot it?]
<Mecha_spess_habeus>: yes]
<Mecha_spess_habeus>: deeeeeeeeeep in the abyss. you also spot a seeaaaa pig]
<Mecha_spess_habeus>: seaaa pig]
<Habeuskaiju>: .....
Habeuskaiju tries to grab at the cocoon
<Mecha_spess_habeus>: hab touches it and is starts to spread across his skin, spiderman 3 venom style
<Habeuskaiju>: ....NOPE
<Habeuskaiju>: HARGBLBARGHL
*** Mecha_spess_habeus is now known as cocoon
Habeuskaiju chokes on water, and swims to the surface
cocoon is spreading across his robo arm
cocoon is still at the bottom
*** cocoon is now known as goo
Habeuskaiju grabs his sword, and slices off the robot arm
goo is on his arm and spreading, almost hissing
goo continues to spread across the arm once complete it disintegrates
<HabeusKaiju>: MARK
<HabeusKaiju>: I'VE BEEN DISARMED
<goo>: pfffffffffft]
Wrong_Way can't hear people underwater.
<Wrong_Way>: [owait
<Wrong_Way>: [damn it it's late]
<Wrong_Way>: "...WAS THAT A JOKE?"
<goo>: yes[
<goo>: hab lets end this[
<Wrong_Way>: [no it's fine]
<Wrong_Way>: [i'm good]
<Wrong_Way>: [i was kinda half working on something]
<goo>: i wanna sleep ;~:]
<HabeusKaiju>: YES
<Wrong_Way>: [oh]
<HabeusKaiju>: I LOST MY ARM
<Wrong_Way>: [nevermind then]
<HabeusKaiju>: BUT....WE HAVE TO GET SOMEONE DOWN THERE....LATER...I GUESS
<HabeusKaiju>: I'M GOING TO BED
<HabeusKaiju>: NEED A RIDE BACK?
<Wrong_Way>: YES
<HabeusKaiju>: OKAY
<Wrong_Way>: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THE ARM?
<HabeusKaiju>: CLARA HAS IT DOWN PAT, DON'T WORRY
HabeusKaiju puts down a hand, and gives Wrong_Way a lift back to school, before heading home, and bothering Clara to fix his arm