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- Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
- Stage Builder Blocks has connected.
- Thrice has connected.
- Thrice: well no wonder there were two
- Thrice: I derped up the name on this one hippo
- MarthTrinity has connected.
- agidius has connected.
- Glenn: *here's your token*
- agidius: *ownership, I guess*
- Glenn: *try saving it and then placing it again*
- agidius: cripes, man
- agidius: even the old CHAPTON token doesn't work
- agidius: (hippo)
- Thrice: What is the error number
- Thrice: Or hel
- Thrice: Just SC it
- Thrice: and upload to PB
- Thrice: Hm, seems I disco'd without Maptool telling me
- Thrice: Aw well
- agidius: http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t337/agidius/maptoolerror.png
- agidius: *was indeed SCing it*
- tirkaroKujo: So you seriously tried reextracting maptool
- tirkaroKujo: and nothing happened
- Thrice: Uninstall and reinstall Java.
- Thrice: That should fix it
- agidius: >should
- Thrice: http://forums.rptools.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19002
- tirkaroKujo: Or just update it or some shit
- Thrice: According to that, it dos
- agidius: I ain't convinced man
- Thrice: does*
- tirkaroKujo: Hey, if the forums say it, it must be true
- agidius: *just goes to system32, deletes the hell out of Java*
- tirkaroKujo: HOW ARE YOU EVEN HERE THEN
- Thrice: YOu have to actually run the ininstaller (D)
- Thrice: uninstaller*
- Thrice: Or hlel at least go through Control Panel
- Stage Builder Blocks: . . .
- Thrice: You will...
- Thrice: Also need to exit Maptool
- Stage Builder Blocks: How in the middle of pathfinder did Agi lose java
- Stage Builder Blocks: (XD)
- Thrice: he has to uninstall it
- agidius: NO ONE BLOODY KNOWS
- Thrice: and apparently refuses to
- tirkaroKujo: Yeah, exiting maptool is kinda important
- agidius: anyhow I need to close out now
- agidius is disconnected.
- Kenneth: *damn look at my KO'd sac of ass*
- tirkaroKujo: Why are you even here (D)
- tirkaroKujo: You're supposed to be dead (D)
- Kenneth: (( I would assume Jandar threw my body into the circle ))
- tirkaroKujo: Nope
- tirkaroKujo: You're dead
- Stage Builder Blocks: Jandar is indeed a 10x more memorable char than the main guy
- Stage Builder Blocks: and is MT's rival now anyway
- Kenneth: hipsy
- Jandar: That's how it always is though
- Jandar: Main villain is never the most interesting
- MarthTrinity: (( Soooooooo...Pathfinder's dead ))
- Jandar: probably
- Jandar: Agi is doing lots of restarting
- Jandar: and such
- MarthTrinity: (( At least I hit that bitch (CRS) ))
- MarthTrinity: (( And his attack didn't ohko me ))
- Jandar: You critted, it'd be right sad if you didn't hit
- agidius has connected.
- Glenn: *JUST IMPERSONATE ME ALREADY*
- Glenn: *YOU CAN PROBABLY STILL DO THAT*
- agidius: I SAID AT LEAST THREE TIMES
- agidius: THAT WE DIDN'T NEED TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW (D)
- Glenn: ...
- Glenn: You don't have to fix it
- Glenn: RIGHT CLICK
- Glenn: IMPERSONATE
- Glenn: *FAK U TOO*
- Glenn: There you're playing as and have ownership of your damned token
- Glenn: *oh, you saved Kenneth then*
- Glenn: *well alrig-
- Kenneth: (( nope ))
- Kenneth: (( Jandar threw him through the teleportation circle ))
- Glenn: *you did something again didn't ya (D)*
- Glenn: (( ah. ))
- Glenn: (( did indeed miss that ))
- Kenneth: (( m ))
- MarthTrinity: (( can haz ownership? ))
- tirkaroKujo: ^
- Kenneth: (( m ))
- Zephyr: (( Has deafness worn off yet? ))
- Kokopelli: Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
- Thrice is disconnected.
- Glenn: ...
- Kokopelli: (( OF ))
- tirkaroKujo: FUCKING
- tirkaroKujo: COURSE
- Glenn: mfw tonight
- Thrice has connected.
- Thrice: What
- Thrice: I deleted Chapton's token
- Thrice: and just
- Thrice: Disconnected me
- Thrice: and then when I tried to reconnect
- Glenn: I assume you have now been infected
- Thrice: it just took FOREVER
- Kokopelli: Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
- Glenn: (( miiight want to make sure you can still place tokens ))
- Zephyr: (( Did deafness wearoff ))
- Zephyr: (( ? ))
- Glenn: (( I'd say it's very near doing so ))
- Christian: NO
- Christian: NO I CAN STILL PLACE MY TOKENS
- Kenneth: (( « 7*6 = 7 * 6 = 42 » ))
- Kenneth: (( 42 seconds ))
- Kenneth: (( so...maybe ))
- Glenn: (( but I ain't the GM ))
- Kenneth: « 1d2 = 1 »
- Kenneth: (( it has indeed worn off ))
- Zephyr: Ugh...finally, that fucking ringing stops....
- Kokopelli: Right, right...now what to do with this body...
- Glenn: (( bunny chapton is now there in canon. (Y) ))
- Glenn: (( aw ))
- Kenneth: (( was somewhat afraid to delete it again ))
- Kenneth: (( hippo ))
- Kokopelli: Well, guess I wasn't using these spells anyway. *CLW@Glenn*
- Kenneth: « 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » *Sure I'll roll it*
- Kokopelli: « 1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 » *Nothing gets revived, turns out to be a waste of spell*
- Kenneth: *or that*
- Glenn: nnn...
- Kenneth: (( but I'm pretty sure that'd bring him back to CONSCIOUSNESS ))
- Kenneth: (( even if he's still Disabled ))
- Glenn: *naw, I have 3 HP*
- Kenneth: (( I menat if you were still in the negatives hippo ))
- Glenn: ungh, wha...?
- Glenn: o-ow, my ears... *raises right arm to left ear*
- Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice Fine then, Agi (D) ))
- Nubei: *Still drunk* YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUGG OUT
- Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice ))
- Glenn: da fugg...?
- Zephyr: We got our asses handed to us, kiddo...
- Glenn: *grabs own ass, just to make sure it's still there*
- Glenn: yeah, I can see that...
- Zephyr: *sitting down, puts hand to ear* Greaaaat...blood.
- Kokopelli: What a shame. Seems those baddies weren't going to play nice after all.
- Glenn: owow.
- Vera: NONE OF US ARE EVEN INTO TRAPS (D)
- Vera: FUCK OFF
- Glenn: thanks for reviving me then, Koko. *weak smile*
- Zephyr: Gonna give that k bitch a piece of my mind next time we see her...
- Kokopelli: Don't sweat it. I'm still pissed.
- Kokopelli: Seriously, who the hell came up with this system? I never knew this planet to be so bizarre.
- Glenn: *checks watch* How long was I out?
- Nubei: Not too long really, just a few minutes.
- Glenn: oh! Well, that's alright then.
- Vera: (( actually it was about one minute ))
- Glenn: *man who cares*
- Vera: (( as just 42 seconds passed since the Shout ))
- Glenn: *small amount of time*
- Vera: (( (CHEW) ))
- Glenn: wait! Hold on!
- Zephyr: Where are you going..?
- Glenn: aren't you going to help Kenneth?
- Kokopelli: C'mon, I'm gonna go see if there's anything of worth nearby.
- Glenn: oh, shoo, you stupid bird!
- Kenneth: *she is probably not, as she wants EVERYONE to be hostile to her*
- Glenn: *flails arms in its direction*
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » *intimidate check*
- Zephyr: *sighs*...*gets up*...
- Glenn: *SHOO, YOU STUPID BIRD*
- Glenn: Koko, where are you going?!
- Kokopelli: Dammit, didn't I say? I'm going to go see if there's anything of worth?
- Glenn: you can't just leave him there, though!
- Kenneth: *YOU CAN JUST DO A HEAL CHECK TO GET HIM CONSCIOUS YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE DC 15*
- Kenneth: (( but it doesn't really matter much ))
- Kokopelli: Does it even matter? He'll be up soon anyway.
- Kenneth: (( as Nubei is about to CDG him ))
- Glenn: s-still...
- Zephyr: (( Heal is Wis? ))
- Zephyr: (( Or INT ))
- Kenneth: (( Wis* ))
- Kenneth: (( oh ))
- Zephyr: (( Doesn't matter, I only have +1 in each ))
- Kenneth: (( I apparently typo'd ooc as oov so it didn't turn up anyhow ))
- Kokopelli: Hmm. Fine, if you really wanna waste my time that badly.
- Zephyr: Dammit, where's she wandering off to...? Hey, you still breathin buddy? « 1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10 »
- Glenn: just... hold on until he's at least up.
- Zephyr: (( Apparently not. ))
- Glenn: he any better...?
- Kenneth: *I AM NO BETTER*
- Kokopelli: But I'm serious, are you just gonna try and drag along every retard that comes our way?
- Zephyr: « 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
- Glenn: *kneels down* come on, just keep walking... « 1d20 + 1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
- Glenn: *welp*
- Zephyr: Fuck, too fucking out of it to do shit about him.
- Glenn: *we allowed to just keep rolling then*
- Kokopelli: Are you guys serious? What the hell are you even trying to do?
- Glenn: *I'll assist Zeph for a +2*
- Kenneth: (( yeah, you can ))
- Glenn: just getting him walking, or breathing, or talking, I guess.
- Zephyr: « 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
- Zephyr: (( Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ))
- Zephyr: (( Canon ecuse. ))
- Zephyr: (( *excuse ))
- Glenn: *anyone assisting me*
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 1 + 2 = 20 + 1 + 2 = 23 » *if so here we are*
- Kenneth: *you keep this up I'll probably die*
- Glenn: *if not, who cares*
- Kokopelli: Pfft, what a waste....
- Kenneth: *well alright that sure gets me up*
- Glenn: there we are. You alright?
- Kenneth: *sadly no healing*
- Kenneth: *and I actually am still disabled*
- Kokopelli: Well? Are you happy with wasting our time?
- Glenn: *what time IS it anyhow*
- Kokopelli: Now, shouldn't we find a better place to situate ourselves?
- Glenn: *I looked at my watch to no reply*
- Kenneth: (( It's like 9:00 ))
- Kenneth: (( AM ))
- Zephyr: Yeah...where the hell are we anyway?
- Glenn: we have time right now, though... come on, a bit of recovery is needed before we start doing any major exploring.
- Kokopelli: Shit, that's what I wanna know.
- Kenneth: *gets up* Well...dammit. That was a bust....
- Kenneth: *why do I have a crow familiar now*
- Glenn: how do you wander around in there for five hours without running into those guys, anyway?!
- Kokopelli: (( bitch that crow is mine (D) ))
- Kenneth: Well, I was busy fighting everything that attacked me, mostly....
- Kenneth: They don't go quite as simply when there's just one of you
- Glenn: I guess not, but... anyway, Koko's and Zeph are right! We need to find out where we are!
- Glenn: (( Koko's WHAT? I don't know. ))
- Zephyr: ...Least that fucker didn't take me down...
- Kenneth: (( Zephyr: KOKO'S MY WHAT? ))
- Glenn: you can't walk, can you?
- Glenn: I'd assume not...
- Kenneth: What? No, I can walk just fine..dammit, we need to get back to Denize!
- Kokopelli: So, you done yet? Good, now let's get our asses moving.
- Kokopelli: God, this whole day has just been one waste of effort.
- Glenn: (( Zeph: That's one fine ass you've got moving right there. ))
- Stage Builder Blocks: Tirk broke the fourth wall again
- Kenneth: Can't say I'll be much help in fighting though...
- Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
- Kenneth: (( roll all dat percep ))
- Stage Builder Blocks: twas a joke.
- Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
- Kokopelli: « 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »
- Stage Builder Blocks: about this session being hippo.
- Zephyr: ooc *blind and deaf*
- Zephyr: (( * ))
- Glenn: (( indeed ))
- Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
- Kenneth: « 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »
- Nubei: « 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 »
- Snapping Turtle: *poking its head out of a hole and looking at you assholes*
- Stage Builder Blocks: that snapping turtle is more charismatic than the talking cat.
- Snapping Turtle: *specifically the one that STEPPED ON IT TEN SECONDS AGO*
- Nubei: Oooh, turtle.
- Snapping Turtle: (( Nubei ain't even a cat ))
- Snapping Turtle: (( Tirk randomly just statted it as a dinosaur ))
- Kokopelli: Good. I was getting hungry anyway.
- Stage Builder Blocks: how do you even get the turtle meat out of the shell
- Glenn: *growl* we never did get any breakfast...
- Kokopelli: *Slumbers turtle*
- Kenneth: (( Cut the bottom I think ))
- Kenneth: (( not sure ))
- Snapping Turtle: « 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
- Snapping Turtle: (( there's no limit to how often you can do that? ))
- Kokopelli: (( I can only do it to someone once a day ))
- Kokopelli: (( but otherwise, I can use it infinitely ))
- Glenn: (( once per person? ))
- Glenn: (( jesus that's handy ))
- Snapping Turtle: (( That is indeed broken ))
- Kokopelli: (( so yes, that turtles asleep ))
- Snapping Turtle: (( But whatever, it only backs up my claim ))
- Snapping Turtle: (( That Witches are the worst class in the game ))
- Kokopelli: *Nigga's asleep for two rounds, takes 2nd round to CDG it* « 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
- Kokopelli: (( now roll that check to make that roll seem slightly less shitty ))
- Snapping Turtle: « 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
- Snapping Turtle: *hahanope CDG still broke as fuck*
- Kokopelli: (( yeah gtfo ))
- Snapping Turtle: *why is that even a thing, good god*
- Kokopelli: (( GIMME THE EXP HISAO ))
- Snapping Turtle: 45
- Kenneth: Will you hurry this bullshit up?
- Glenn: (( *screw math « 1478 + 45 = 1478 + 45 = 1523 » ))
- Kokopelli: *Puts away gun* Well, fresh meat. Now, how to prepare it?
- Kenneth: Kind of would like to get back home real fast.
- Glenn: just... I'll help you carry the turtle, let's go.
- Kokopelli: Well fine. I'll just eat it raw then.
- Kenneth: Seriously, you're going slower than a literal cripple, here.
- Glenn: *or not, screw the turtle*
- Kokopelli: « 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 »
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »
- Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »
- Zephyr: (( Finally ))
- Zephyr: (( A good Percep roll ))
- Kenneth: (( there ownership of the turtle ))
- Kokopelli: (( Just say we're carrying the turtle (D) ))
- Kenneth: « 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
- Kokopelli: (( it's just a damn turtle (D) ))
- Kokopelli: Well look at that. A house all the way out here.
- Glenn: *holds onto turtle's hind legs then*
- Glenn: maybe they're friendly?
- Nubei: Gee, we better find out *hic*
- Zephyr: (( >Gets nothing for my good roll (SAD) ))
- Kenneth: (( You see the house and did my headphones di. ))
- Kenneth: (( OH GOD ))
- Kenneth: (( STOPE MOVING ))
- Kokopelli: *Knocky knocky* YoooooOOoooo!
- Kenneth: (( FUCKING LAG EVERYW--there we go ))
- Kenneth: This is...Troy's house, I think.
- Glenn: *sudden headache* gaah.. I guess my ears are still ringing a bit.
- Kenneth: (( and yes, YooHoos are good, Tirk, but this really isn't the time. ))
- Kokopelli: You guys still hurting? Let's hope this Troy fellow is hospitable then.
- Troy: *opens door*
- Troy: Now who could this be...?
- Glenn: Hiyoooo... *waves weakly*'
- Kokopelli: *Waves wing sleeve* Sup. We're just travellers who managed to und up in the middle of nowhere by some freak occurance.
- Troy: So...go west?
- Troy: Little village called Denize there.
- Glenn: *there were CROWS on the way, man*
- Kenneth: Yeah, I know, I'd kind of like to get there myself.
- Glenn: *CROWS (shock)*
- Kokopelli: Hmm, so we aren't as far away as I thought.
- Glenn: how far did you say?
- Zephyr: Well then let's go to the fucking innless town I guess....
- Kokopelli: That's nice to know. So boys, think you can survive a few more acres of walking?
- Glenn: assuming that huge flock of crows isn't on the way, sure.
- Glenn: they seemed nasty.
- Nubei: Oooh man all dose crows.
- Zephyr: Pretty sure the bleeding's stopped so sure, why not?
- Troy: Closest thing to an Inn in town is Sophia's place, I guess.
- Troy: Though it's actually right outside town...
- Glenn: I guess our little tagalong crow has stopped following us for now.
- Kokopelli: Just grandoise. Let's get a move on.
- Glenn: just as well, really.
- Glenn: *tell me when something happens*
- Glenn: *percep* [1d20 + 2
- Glenn: ]
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »
- Zephyr: (( kenneth died terribly ))
- Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
- Nubei: « 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 »
- Zephyr: (( Touche cat. ))
- Glenn: (( as did our turtle ))
- Kenneth: (( tat's Tirk's fault ))
- Kenneth: (( he has ownerhsip ))
- Snapping Turtle: WHO THE FUCK CARES
- Snapping Turtle: IT'S A DEAD TURTLE
- Kenneth: (( you, apparently ))
- Glenn: *I CARE* (FEDUP)
- Stage Builder Blocks: I could go for some turtle soup right about now
- Kokopelli: *Puts Turtle in inventory (D)*
- Glenn: oh, darn it! It's back.
- Badger 1: *coupla badgers, you gonna kill them too I assume*
- Zephyr: (( Assuming we see nothing ))
- Glenn: *man, they're badgers*
- Kokopelli: Man, I'm just having all the luck today ain't I.
- Stage Builder Blocks: badger skins sell for something
- Stage Builder Blocks: kill them
- Glenn: *I barely even care they exist*
- Zephyr: (( I'm half dead and pissed off, I ain't givin no shits about badgers. ))
- Kokopelli: Sorry guys, I've already scheduled a date with this turtle. But I'll be sure to eat you at a later date.
- Glenn: *SO HOW MANY CROWS*
- Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »
- Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
- Glenn: (( « 5d10 = 23 » for number of crows ))
- Crow 21: yes
- Crow 21: 23
- Crow 23: *
- Kokopelli: Some ol' crows. How about that.
- Glenn: oh, of course...
- Nubei: Meep.
- Glenn: just... don't make eye contact... *doesn't do so*
- Zephyr: Just...don't disturb them I guess..
- Kokopelli: Just passin' by, don't mind us.
- Kenneth: Why are we even going down...
- Kenneth: It'd be shorter to go up.
- Glenn: (( wat ))
- Kenneth: (( You can go around that one tree there. ))
- Kenneth: (( hippo. ))
- Zephyr: (( WHY ARE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING US THEN YA DOUCHE ))
- Kenneth: (( BECAUSE HE'S HALF DEAD? ))
- Glenn: (( WOW, you just cut off a whole TEN BLOODY FEET ))
- Glenn: (( WHO GIVES ANY SHITS AT ALL ))
- Kokopelli: Huh. Well that was a lot less trouble than I thought.
- Kenneth: (( Jeuss Agi ))
- Kenneth: (( Don't be such a fucking dick, man ))
- Kenneth: (( take a chill pill ))
- Kokopelli: (( Oh PC ))
- Kokopelli: (( did you sleep again ))
- Kenneth: (( No ))
- Zephyr: Almost fucking there at least..
- Kenneth: (( I like how you guys just do not want Exp ))
- Kenneth: (( well I guess MT and Agi have excuses ))
- Glenn: (( living is preferable, yes ))
- Kokopelli: (( gee, I want EXP ))
- Kokopelli: (( now how would I go about doing that ))
- Kenneth: (( But damn that Koko just skips the entire forest ))
- Zephyr: (( Because she wubs us o3o ))
- Kenneth: (( slowing down so that I can actually place monsters would be a good start ))
- Glenn: (( no one wants encounters right now it seems ))
- Kokopelli: (( I want encounters (FEDUP) ))
- Glenn: (( your HP is in the double digits ))
- Glenn: (( you be quiet (D) ))
- Kokopelli: (( also, if we're too fast ))
- Kenneth: *MINE IS IN THE NEGATIVES*
- Kokopelli: (( just push us back (D) ))
- Kenneth: *YOU SHUT YOUR FACE*
- Glenn: *you'd still be in the evil hall of evil if I didn't bitch about you being left behind*
- Glenn: *you shut yours (D)*
- Kenneth: *naw I was always gonna get thrown out after he KOd me*
- Glenn: is this Sophia's place, then?
- Kenneth: No, that's way too small...
- Kokopelli: This should be close to the village. Guess we're home free.
- Zephyr: Hell if I know, kiddo
- Kenneth: THAT is Sophia's place.
- Glenn: (way too small? Seems like a normal-sized house to me...(
- Kenneth: You guys can stay there if you want, I'm going to check something.
- Kokopelli: It is a rather large establishment, to be sure.
- Glenn: ah... I feel like I could just walk in and collapse.
- Kokopelli: *Nokku Nokku* Anyone here?
- Valence: Sophia! Strange woman at the door, should I send her away?
- Kokopelli: S-Strange!?
- Glenn: oh no
- Glenn: , don't send us away...
- Kokopelli: I'm.....I'm not that strange, am I?
- Sophia: Who isn't strange? Let her in.
- Zephyr: You're unique, Pel.
- Zephyr: One of a kind.
- Glenn: wha? You're not strange at all!
- Kokopelli: Good. Keep up that language boy. You were always my favorite for a reason.
- Valence: ....Okay, ma'am. You're paying me, I guess. But...I'd like to see what they were hear for first. *opens door* Now, what are you here for?
- Glenn: (( we are "hear" for 20 points of sonic damage ))
- Valence: here* (D)
- Kokopelli: Oh hi there. I was just stopping by.
- Kokopelli: Heard some good things about Sophia, and figured I'd pay a visit. Also, my friends here sorta need a place to rest for a while. Y'know, they kind of got beat up really badly.
- Glenn: a... little bit, yeah...
- Valence: By what?
- Glenn: man, does that guy know how to yell.
- Valence: Verbal abuse...?
- Kokopelli: Eh, a bunch of drunk idiots in a cave shouting.
- Glenn: of a sort...
- Stage Builder Blocks: where'd those wacky player chars move to now
- Glenn: (( move west, young fellow ))
- Zephyr: Sorta bleeding out of my ears here, chief.
- Kokopelli: Oh there you are birdy. Come here so I can pet you.
- Valence: Oh! Well, uh, come in, then, I guess.
- Kokopelli: Don't miiiind if we do.
- Zephyr: Thanks..
- Glenn: thanku...
- Sophia: Ahh, wonderful to have guests, though perhaps not the best of circumstances. You are hurt?
- Kokopelli: There you are birdy. *Pets* I think I'll call you number 59.
- Glenn: (( Koko is just UP ON THE ROOF (D) ))
- Kokopelli: (( YES ))
- Kokopelli: I'll let these guys speak for themselves.
- Glenn: y-yes, had something of a close encounter.
- Glenn: you see, we were sent to the Cave of Ordeals by some woman in a mask who called herself K.
- Zephyr: Then when we got there...these assholes said they were gonna "motivate us"...one of them attacked us.
- Sophia: (( you attacked one of them* ))
- Glenn: (( *one of them hit back, hard ))
- Zephyr: (( Because he destroyed our home like a home destroying nigga (D) ))
- Glenn: he did... SOMETHING with his voice.
- Sophia: Odd, odd. But the circumstances do not matter, to Sophia. You are hurt, and that must be corrected.
- Glenn: all I know is that it was really, really loud.
- Glenn: knocked me and one of our friends out...
- Sophia: Which of you is hurt more?
- Kokopelli: It was a whole crock of shit. Luckily, none of the tards got to me.
- Glenn: uh... *looks to Sophia and Zeph*
- Zephyr: Help the kid.
- Glenn: are you sure, Zeph? You were right in the way of his shout...
- Glenn: I know you must be hurting too.
- Zephyr: *shakes head* He knocked you and Red out, I'll survive.
- Glenn: well, if you say so... *bows head slightly* thank you...
- Glenn: *let's hope this ain't a one shot thing*
- Sophia: *Cure Moderate Wounds* « 2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
- Glenn: *or that she's going to grow tentacles and a giant mouth and eat me*
- Nubei: Ooh, nice pad you gots
- Glenn: oh! That's much better.
- Glenn: now do Zeph! ^_^
- Sophia: Sophia is not the best of healers....*Cure Light Wounds cause she only prepared one CMW apparently* « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
- Valence: Yeah, well, it's pretty big.
- Valence: We get a lot of people staying here, since there's no actual Inn.
- Glenn: (I hope I learn some healing sometime...)
- Kokopelli: Let's hope you survive today Zeff. Oh right, remembered I still have this snapping turtle in my pocket.
- Kenneth: (( TOO BAD HOPE ALL YOU WANT SORCERERS CAN'T HEAL ))
- Kenneth: (( well like, Vampiric Touch but it's only good for the MAgus ))
- Zephyr: That's fine, I feel better already..and I don't think I'm in danger of dying, Pel
- Zephyr: Been wrong before though
- Glenn: (( wait, they seriously never get Cure any sort of wounds whatsoever? ))
- Glenn: (( (ono) ))
- Zephyr: Could be my brains leaking out of my ears for all I know.
- Kenneth: (( nope ))
- Kenneth: (( shoulda been a Cleric or something ))
- Glenn: (( well, I had no intentions of being a healbot ))
- Kenneth: (( Yet also no intentions of actaully dealing damage ))
- Kenneth: (( actually* ))
- Kokopelli: Aha~n, really? C'mon, you still sound a bit weary.
- Kokopelli: Or hell, maybe I'm just weary today. Could be.
- Glenn: *ALSO I'M SITTING ON THE BIRD I GUESS*
- Sophia: (( no you became invisible ))
- Sophia: (( clearly ))
- Zephyr: Been a long one to say the least...wouldn't blame you.
- Sophia: Oh, you've been up all night...?
- Glenn: hey, don't be talking like that now!
- Kenneth: *NO THAT WOULD BE MY ASS*
- Glenn: It's only 9:00.
- Kenneth: *WHO GOT WOKEN UP AT TWO AM*
- Kokopelli: Aaah, is it REALLY that early?
- Zephyr: ....oh fuck me you've got to be joking, righ?
- Zephyr: t
- Kokopelli: Felt like so much later.
- Glenn: er... well, 9:12...
- Kenneth: (( hell naw nigga it's like 11 now ))
- Kenneth: (( no fast-travel ))
- Glenn: (( IT WAS NINE O CLOCK WHEN WE STARTED WALKING OVER HERE (LOLWUT) ))
- Kenneth: (( you're not in The Mall anymore Agi ))
- Kenneth: (( get out of that Fallout mindset ))
- Glenn: (( that's not even 500 feet (un) ))
- Zephyr: *checks pocket watch* Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu....goddammit.
- Kenneth: (( not going by GAME MECHANICS no ))
- Glenn: (( okay well I guess it is ))
- Glenn: (( in fact it's probably a quarter mile ))
- Kenneth: (( but going by game mechanics ))
- Glenn: (( but it does not take two bloody hours to walk that long (D) ))
- Kenneth: (( this entire world isn't even a fifth of a fucking mile long ))
- Kenneth: (( So yeah, that only plays into combat ))
- Glenn: *GUESS IT'S TWO HOURS LATER THAN IT WAS 15 MINUTES AGO THEN*
- Glenn: *CARRY ON*
- Kokopelli: Ah, so, you wanna just rest here? Or do you think you have anything else to do?
- Kenneth: (( OOC MINUTES IS NOT IC MINUTES MOTHERFUCKER ))
- Kenneth: (( HOW ARE YOU CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS (D) ))
- Kokopelli: Because man, screw you day for being so long.
- Glenn: (CD-i Link) I just wonder what KENNETH'S up to! *rolls eyes*
- Valence: Well, we've got enough rooms, I guess...
- Kenneth: *I'm right here are you blind*
- Glenn: (( and birdwatching I assume ))
- Zephyr: (We walk in on somethin? This guy seems really moody about us staying here..)
- Valence: Huh? Hey, I'm a guard, buddy. I don't really like letting strange people stay here.
- Glenn: it's an inn, isn't it?
- Kokopelli: (( a mind-reading guard at that ))
- Valence: But if she says it's fine, that's that.
- Valence: (( oh ))
- Zephyr: ...you a mind reader too?
- Valence: (( did not notice those random () ))
- Glenn: you'd think you get used to it.
- Valence: (( nvm then ))
- Zephyr: (( retract last line then ))
- Valence: (( continue thinking you walked in on them having sex at 11 am ))
- Kokopelli: *Leans on Zephyr* Bleeeeh. So, you still feel like hitting the town guys?
- Glenn: *frowns*
- Valence: (( it's 4:30, I assume Agi feels like sleep ))
- Valence: (( even though it's only 1:30 there ))
- Glenn: we haven't really gotten a chance to see the sights yet...
- Glenn: and after that little mountain climbing escapade, I think we could afford to invest in some rope *laughs*
- Kenneth: (( >Agi is Sakurai ))
- Kenneth: (( Yeah, he's too tired. ))
- Glenn: (( *LAUGHS* ))
- Glenn: (( *LAUGHS ALL THE LAUGHS* ))
- Zephyr: Well I feel less like dying now so sure, guess we can look around.
- Zephyr: Not sure if I could sleep now if I tried anyway.
- Glenn: (( *I could, easily* ))
- Kokopelli: *Still holding onto Zeff* Yeah, Rope, rope would be fine. That and...I guess there's still some people to see anyway.
- Glenn: (( and in fact will probably collapse midway through whatever else we do tonight ))
- Sophia: (( why is she holding onto you you have like 13 HP ))
- Kokopelli: (( >Implying anything else will happen tonight ))
- Sophia: (( is she just TRYING to drag you to the ground ))
- Kokopelli: (( yes ))
- Zephyr: (( I assume she was just clinging to his arm or something. ))
- Kenneth: (( I imagine her holding his arm and just swinging around. ))
- Kenneth: (( as she IS autistic ))
- Glenn: (( she has 50 int ))
- Kenneth: (( Austism doesn't mean you're stupid ))
- Zephyr: (( Autistic -^ ))
- Kokopelli: (( 50 INT and minimum WIS ))
- Glenn: (( austism indeed ))
- Kokopelli: (( dear god it all makes sense ))
- Glenn: (( hell was an austice again ))
- Kenneth: (( Auswitchm ))
- Glenn: (( why does that word look familiar ))
- Kenneth: (( Koko is an Autistic Nazi ))
- Glenn: (( apparently Austice is a name ))
- Kenneth: (( probably Josef Mengele ))
- Kokopelli: (( the bastard ))
- tirkaroKujo: So yes, session over everyone, go home
- Kenneth: (( indeed ))
- Kenneth: (( And Agi, I heard what you said earlier, I am omnipotent and all ))
- Kenneth: (( but whatever, no hard feelins ))
- Glenn: (( heard who to the what now ))
- tirkaroKujo: And all I got was this stupid Snapping turtle (SAD)
- tirkaroKujo: Although shit
- Kenneth: So yeah, at least SOMETHING happened (FEDUP)
- tirkaroKujo: We woke up real fucking early
- Kenneth: Even if nobody liked it
- tirkaroKujo: We deserve to sleep in the middle of the day (D)
- Zephyr: I got to crit that badguy nigga.
- Zephyr: And now I've got a hot girl hanging off me.
- Zephyr: Today was a good day.
- ??? 1: It was worth it.
- tirkaroKujo: gtfo godot
- Jandar: Guess there's no reason to save them as ??? anymore
- Glenn: betterthanexpected.jpg indeed
- Zephyr: -AND- his Shout didn't ohko me (COOL)
- tirkaroKujo: You should have waited before attacking (D)
- Jandar: What
- tirkaroKujo: So that I could use Slumber first
- tirkaroKujo: and maybe, just maybe it would have succeeded that time (D)
- tirkaroKujo: Although I'm sure it can only effect Jandar at like, a Nat 1
- tirkaroKujo: And the DC for slumber is only like, 16
- Jandar: I only have +8 Will save
- Jandar: (HIPPO)
- Zephyr: SO YEAH GLENN
- Zephyr: HERE'S SOME GOLD FOR A MOVIE
- Zephyr: Take Nubei with you
- Glenn: okay!
- Jandar: Still not sure why sleep activates Coup de Grace
- Kokopelli: The grownups need thier alone time sweetie (SINISTER)
- Jandar: Or why the check is so ungodly high
- Jandar: Especially at high levels
- tirkaroKujo: It just is son
- tirkaroKujo: It just is
- Jandar: There should probably be a limit on Slumber
- Stage Builder Blocks: It is some sort of assassination ability to use on sleeping people
- Stage Builder Blocks: *Is it
- tirkaroKujo: Well, there is
- Jandar: To not be able to affect things above the Witch's Hit Dice
- tirkaroKujo: It only lasts for an amount of rounds equal to the witch's level
- Jandar: Helplessness of any kind, MW
- Jandar: And basically
- Jandar: They have to roll a Fort check
- tirkaroKujo: and did I mention the DC is only 10+INT mod+ half witches level (D)
- Jandar: >only
- Jandar: Sleep is 10+int mod+1
- Jandar: (HIPPO)
- Jandar: And even this uy has to roll at least an 8
- tirkaroKujo: So yeah, CDG is basicaly
- Jandar: And roll equal to or higher to 10+damage delt
- Jandar: a
- Jandar: Which is
- Jandar: Y'know
- Jandar: REAL FUCKING HIGH at high levels
- tirkaroKujo: an attacker can take a Full-Round action to score an attack that always hits and crits
- Kenneth: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS ALWAYS A CRIT.
- tirkaroKujo: and also must roll said impossible fort check
- tirkaroKujo: or else die
- Kenneth: Hell for Rogues it is literally just impossible
- Kenneth: « 1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » « 2d8 = 10 »
- Kenneth: « 1d8 = 7 »*
- Kenneth: So he would have to roll...
- Kenneth: « 10+22+7 = 10 + 22 + 7 = 39 »
- Kenneth: On his fort check
- Kenneth: From a level 2 Rogue.
- Kenneth: So yeah, complete bullshit, and I really need to fix that
- Jandar: « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
- Jandar: So I would have to Nat 20
- Jandar: To survive that
- Blair: Even I only have +9
- Jandar: I will probably just make it so that they do not roll
- Jandar: Unless they are actually put at negative HP
- Jandar: And since you're still getting a free fucking crit, I'd say that's still fairly powerful
- Glenn: not nearly powerful enough (D)
- Kokopelli: SO YES, JUST GET RID OF THE ONLY REASON WHY SLUMBER, THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF THE WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS, IS GOOD (CRY)
- Jandar: >WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS
- Jandar: WHAT
- Jandar: You get all nine spell levels and can PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP AT WILL
- Zephyr: GLENN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? (D)
- Jandar: INFINITELY (D)
- Glenn: why would I not be
- Kokopelli: I CAN'T DO IT TO THE SAME PERSON TWICE (d)
- Glenn: I'm just staying here until I pass out
- Jandar: And 16 is a pretty high check, especialyl for Will
- Jandar: Fort, maybe.
- Kokopelli: WELL, UNLESS I HAVE SOME FEAT
- Jandar: Things have Fort
- Kokopelli: BUT THEN I CAN'T DO IT THREE TIMES (D)
- Zephyr: koko can't do it with the same person more than once.
- Jandar: IT IS STILL BROKEN AS ALL FUCK
- Zephyr: Better make this one count (D)
- Jandar: Also, yes Agi
- Jandar: I get it (D)
- Jandar: You hated this session (D)
- Jandar: And every other session, it's fine
- Jandar: I am omnipotent, I know all (D)
- Jandar: I also don't really care, hopefully you will stop
- Kokopelli: So yes, PC is just out to get me (cry)
- Glenn: man I don't know what you're babbling about at this point
- Glenn: and don't care really
- Jandar: Considering you're being an ass right now, it's not tough to figure out (D)
- Jandar: Especially not with my 22 Wis
- Jandar: Er, as in, mine
- Jandar: Not Jandar's
- Jandar: ...did anyone even have sense motive
- Jandar: Ah, yes, some do
- Jandar: And Kenneth does I guess, but that one kind of went down the crapper
- Jandar: after Jandar OHKO'd him
- Jandar: Because of MT (D)
- Jandar: That faggot
- Kokopelli: ANY REASON WHY I CANNOT PUT AN ELDER DRAGON TO SLEEP
- Jandar: I assume they're immune to mind-affecting abilities
- Kokopelli: AND THEN KILL IT IN ONE HIT WITH MY DINGY PISTOL (D)
- Zephyr: Did you get Unnatural Lust btw?
- Kokopelli: Though yes, that ain't gonna work on a Dragon
- Kokopelli: I don't get that until like....
- Kokopelli: Spell Level 2 or some shit
- Kokopelli: Which is like, level 3 or 4
- Jandar: She doesn't get level 2 spells until level 3 or --m
- Zephyr: Ah
- Jandar: So yeah, harken back to Tirkfinder's first three sessions
- Jandar: What was the general opinion on this session
- Glenn: *things happened*
- Glenn: *which is good*
- Kokopelli: But sadly, it only ended in the death of a turtle
- Kokopelli: >Says campaign is completel goody-goody oreinted
- Kokopelli: >Only way to get EXP is by killing things
- Kokopelli: Scumbagthrice.jpg
- Jandar: >Thrice
- Jandar: well okay, whatever
- Jandar: You'll probably be getting mroe Exp
- Jandar: Hell
- Jandar: i could give you Exp
- Jandar: For attacking Jandar
- Jandar: Though I have no idea what his CR even would be
- Zephyr: We should get EXP for all sorts of things. Like giving Glenn a swirly.
- Jandar: Probably somewhat high
- Kokopelli: We should get EXP for having sex (D)
- Zephyr: Yes.
- Zephyr: Yes we should.
- Glenn: seems legit
- Kokopelli: It has been decided
- Jandar: I will just
- Jandar: What Exp do you need for 3rd level
- Kokopelli: shitloads
- Glenn: roll Fort for pregnancy check
- Jandar: CAuse that one attack
- Jandar: If I do it by HP
- Glenn: « 3300 - 1523 = 3300 - 1523 = 1777 »
- Glenn: ^ that much
- Jandar: Like, how much HP you dealt to him
- Kokopelli: We need 3,300 exp for level 3
- Jandar: Then you would get...
- Zephyr: PC will just give us EXP depending on how well we RP the sex. We better study up on Literotica.
- Kokopelli: We currently have 1523
- Jandar: 2215.
- Glenn: ...
- Glenn: JESUS.
- Glenn: nice crit, MT.
- Jandar: er
- Glenn: (chew)
- Kokopelli: BETTER HIT THAT FANFICTION.NET NIGGA
- Jandar: That's not divided
- Glenn: sad
- Kokopelli: NOPE, TOO LATE
- Jandar: So...
- Jandar: 740
- Glenn: « 2215/3 = 2215 / 3 = 738.3333333333333333333333333333333 »
- Kokopelli: YOU DEALT IT, YOU DEALT IT (CHEW)
- Jandar: Woo I was about right
- Jandar: Fine
- Jandar: Whatever
- Jandar: Should we switch to Medium now
- Jandar: Take you 2215 each I don't really care
- Glenn: *yay I get AC now*
- Jandar: You deserve it for actually dealing some damage to him
- Jandar: and then not getting OHKOd
- Zephyr: « 1523+2215 = 1523 + 2215 = 3738 »
- Glenn: « 1d6 + 3 + 1 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6 » nat 1
- Glenn: close enough
- Zephyr: « 1d10+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
- Zephyr: (( Ho boy. ))
- Kokopelli: I will entirely assume our 3738 exp is now canon and take it like a man
- Blair: alrgiht, whatever
- Kokopelli: So yeah, Medium leveling now
- Blair: Just reroll the HP
- Kokopelli: HEY
- Zephyr: (( Nah, I'll take the three ))
- Blair: Cause difficulty is about to step up (D)
- Kokopelli: I DIDN'T GET TO REROLL MY NAT 1 HP CHECK (D)
- Fiora: Why am I train engineer
- Kenneth: remember you get Feats and shit too
- Kenneth: And maybe BAB/Saves
- Glenn: you are george clooney, but are you still man??
- Kenneth: Guess I'd better level this guy up
- Kenneth: Wait you get four HP MT (WARY)
- Kenneth: Unless you put the favored class bonus into a skill point
- Kenneth: « 1d8+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 »
- Kenneth: God dammit
- Kokopelli: Also, never realized just how good this Gurren Lagann song is
- Glenn: ooh, bloodline miscellanea
- Kenneth: It's the first ending theme
- Kenneth: PRetty good, yeah
- Kenneth: *wait what am I even doing, I don't roll for this guy's GP*
- Kenneth: HP*
- Kenneth: « 4+2+1 = 4 + 2 + 1 = 7 »
- Kenneth: Just be an NPC, always average niggers
- Kenneth: Or...slightly above average as Pathfinder seems to roll 4.5
- Kenneth: For 1d8
- Kenneth: For whatever reason
- Glenn: because that's the average
- Kokopelli: « 1d6+4+1 = 1 + 4 + 1 = 6 » gogogo nat 1
- Kenneth: m
- Kokopelli: Holy shit I'm on a roll
- Zephyr: ......
- Glenn: average roll on a d6 is 3.5
- Kenneth: *wait right I'm a Knife Master*
- Glenn: (wary)
- Kenneth: *do I get something else*
- Zephyr: Oops
- Zephyr: Miine was actually 4
- Kenneth: Yeah
- Kenneth: From the favored class
- Zephyr: Indeed.
- Zephyr: Also...
- Zephyr: >Picked random movie on Netflix
- Zephyr: >Half an hour into it
- Kokopelli: Did you get DUECE BIGALOW MALE GIGALO
- Zephyr: >realize it's not in English
- Glenn: (XD)
- Kokopelli: Giggolo?
- Kokopelli: I could never spell that shit
- Kenneth: Gigolo
- Kenneth: IIRC
- Kenneth: *does indeed get knife sense instead of trap sense*
- Kenneth: or blade sense
- Kenneth: or whatever
- Glenn: I assume that is entirely useless
- Kenneth: Nope
- Kenneth: Trap Sense is the useless one
- Glenn: *RIGHT*
- Glenn: *I'D SAVE MY TOKEN*
- Glenn: *BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW, DOES IT*
- Zephyr: And now I must go to Weepingcock for protips on sex scenes.
- Kenneth: Basically a +1 to AC against light blades
- Kenneth: that scales with level
- Kokopelli: Fan Fiction Friday it is then
- Zephyr: Should probably use this line: "I am going to bang you so boldly until I bust baking loads of cream into all your dank holes! First I'm going to make you chugalug my feverish wads of cum down your fl**zy mouth over and over again!"
- Kokopelli: better roll for anal circumfrence (FEDUP)
- Glenn: ...
- Glenn: out of all of that
- Glenn: FLOOZY is the one that's censored?
- Kenneth: *Right I get a feat*
- Kokopelli: I now has level 2 spells
- Kokopelli: and can cast two of them a day so pty
- Glenn: *does not* (sad)
- Glenn: *takes BLOATMAGE INITIATE as my feat* (D)
- Zephyr: "Your penis is like a hot, iron pipe, hitting my insides."
- Zephyr: "This is bad... I'll cum first if he gouges against the entrance to my womb at this pace..." Even without a womb that sounds terrible to me.
- Kokopelli: >Goes to Fanfiction.net
- Kokopelli: Why does Beyblade have more fics than One Piece (D)
- Glenn: Let it rip!
- Kenneth: ...WHAT?
- Kenneth: I mean I like Beyblade and all
- Kokopelli: WHY DOES LEGAL DRUG
- Kenneth: But seriously?
- Kokopelli: HAVE MORE FICS THAN GURREN LAGANN
- Zephyr: DUde
- Kenneth: THE SHIT IS LEGAL DRU
- Kenneth: G
- Kokopelli: I MEAN, I LIKE LEGAL DRUG AND ALL
- Zephyr: I'm still waiting for volume 4 of LD
- Kokopelli: BUT JESUS
- Zephyr: And will never get it =(
- Kokopelli: Vol 4 will come out at the same time as Half Life Episode 3 (crying)
- Zephyr: Because CLAMP hates vaguely homoerotic manga apparently.
- Kokopelli: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT CLAMP (CRYING)
- Kenneth: Wait a second
- Kenneth: This looks like GetBackers but with more homo (D)
- Zephyr: So much homo
- Kokopelli: Lots of homo
- Kokopelli: It's not even remotely subtle with it
- Zephyr: It's the closest thing to yaoi I've ever read/enjoyed.
- Zephyr: SO GLENN.
- Zephyr: HOW GOES DYING?
- Glenn: not all that well (D)
- Glenn: man, at least I was pissed at the guy (D)
- Glenn: Kenneth wasn't involved at all (fedup)
- Kenneth: I was involved with nothing to do with you (D)
- Kenneth: You go watch your movie, I'm buying non-Poison Potions
- Glenn: that
- Zephyr: kenneth just lost his girlfriend forevah
- Glenn: that was indeed the point
- Glenn: Kenneth is just OHKOd
- Kenneth: But yes, plans for Kenneth went south the very second he was OHKOd
- Glenn: for something he doesn't care about
- Kenneth: He cared
- Glenn: about Halycon?
- Glenn: naaw
- Kenneth: Not about Halcyon, no
- Kenneth: But they had to motivate him too
- Glenn: ...
- Glenn: oh, it is halcyon, isn't it
- Zephyr: They said something about a girl he loved.
- Kenneth: Did anyone save the entire log
- Glenn: I've always spelled it with the c and the y reversed
- Zephyr: And he ran off.
- Glenn: *ahahaa you funny man*
- Kenneth: Tirk? (FEDUP)
- Kokopelli: GUESS I BETTER DO IT
- Kenneth: Good
- Kenneth: Cause I saved the first part
- Kenneth: and have no idea how much I missed
- Kenneth: hippo
- Glenn: christ
- Zephyr: I saved it
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