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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. Stage Builder Blocks has connected.
  3. Thrice has connected.
  4. Thrice: well no wonder there were two
  5. Thrice: I derped up the name on this one hippo
  6. MarthTrinity has connected.
  7. agidius has connected.
  8. Glenn: *here's your token*
  9. agidius: *ownership, I guess*
  10. Glenn: *try saving it and then placing it again*
  11. agidius: cripes, man
  12. agidius: even the old CHAPTON token doesn't work
  13. agidius: (hippo)
  14. Thrice: What is the error number
  15. Thrice: Or hel
  16. Thrice: Just SC it
  17. Thrice: and upload to PB
  18. Thrice: Hm, seems I disco'd without Maptool telling me
  19. Thrice: Aw well
  20. agidius: http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t337/agidius/maptoolerror.png
  21. agidius: *was indeed SCing it*
  22. tirkaroKujo: So you seriously tried reextracting maptool
  23. tirkaroKujo: and nothing happened
  24. Thrice: Uninstall and reinstall Java.
  25. Thrice: That should fix it
  26. agidius: >should
  27. Thrice: http://forums.rptools.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19002
  28. tirkaroKujo: Or just update it or some shit
  29. Thrice: According to that, it dos
  30. agidius: I ain't convinced man
  31. Thrice: does*
  32. tirkaroKujo: Hey, if the forums say it, it must be true
  33. agidius: *just goes to system32, deletes the hell out of Java*
  34. tirkaroKujo: HOW ARE YOU EVEN HERE THEN
  35. Thrice: YOu have to actually run the ininstaller (D)
  36. Thrice: uninstaller*
  37. Thrice: Or hlel at least go through Control Panel
  38. Stage Builder Blocks: . . .
  39. Thrice: You will...
  40. Thrice: Also need to exit Maptool
  41. Stage Builder Blocks: How in the middle of pathfinder did Agi lose java
  42. Stage Builder Blocks: (XD)
  43. Thrice: he has to uninstall it
  44. agidius: NO ONE BLOODY KNOWS
  45. Thrice: and apparently refuses to
  46. tirkaroKujo: Yeah, exiting maptool is kinda important
  47. agidius: anyhow I need to close out now
  48. agidius is disconnected.
  49. Kenneth: *damn look at my KO'd sac of ass*
  50. tirkaroKujo: Why are you even here (D)
  51. tirkaroKujo: You're supposed to be dead (D)
  52. Kenneth: (( I would assume Jandar threw my body into the circle ))
  53. tirkaroKujo: Nope
  54. tirkaroKujo: You're dead
  55. Stage Builder Blocks: Jandar is indeed a 10x more memorable char than the main guy
  56. Stage Builder Blocks: and is MT's rival now anyway
  57. Kenneth: hipsy
  58. Jandar: That's how it always is though
  59. Jandar: Main villain is never the most interesting
  60. MarthTrinity: (( Soooooooo...Pathfinder's dead ))
  61. Jandar: probably
  62. Jandar: Agi is doing lots of restarting
  63. Jandar: and such
  64. MarthTrinity: (( At least I hit that bitch (CRS) ))
  65. MarthTrinity: (( And his attack didn't ohko me ))
  66. Jandar: You critted, it'd be right sad if you didn't hit
  67. agidius has connected.
  68. Glenn: *JUST IMPERSONATE ME ALREADY*
  69. Glenn: *YOU CAN PROBABLY STILL DO THAT*
  70. agidius: I SAID AT LEAST THREE TIMES
  71. agidius: THAT WE DIDN'T NEED TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW (D)
  72. Glenn: ...
  73. Glenn: You don't have to fix it
  74. Glenn: RIGHT CLICK
  75. Glenn: IMPERSONATE
  76. Glenn: *FAK U TOO*
  77. Glenn: There you're playing as and have ownership of your damned token
  78. Glenn: *oh, you saved Kenneth then*
  79. Glenn: *well alrig-
  80. Kenneth: (( nope ))
  81. Kenneth: (( Jandar threw him through the teleportation circle ))
  82. Glenn: *you did something again didn't ya (D)*
  83. Glenn: (( ah. ))
  84. Glenn: (( did indeed miss that ))
  85. Kenneth: (( m ))
  86. MarthTrinity: (( can haz ownership? ))
  87. tirkaroKujo: ^
  88. Kenneth: (( m ))
  89. Zephyr: (( Has deafness worn off yet? ))
  90. Kokopelli: Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
  91. Thrice is disconnected.
  92. Glenn: ...
  93. Kokopelli: (( OF ))
  94. tirkaroKujo: FUCKING
  95. tirkaroKujo: COURSE
  96. Glenn: mfw tonight
  97. Thrice has connected.
  98. Thrice: What
  99. Thrice: I deleted Chapton's token
  100. Thrice: and just
  101. Thrice: Disconnected me
  102. Thrice: and then when I tried to reconnect
  103. Glenn: I assume you have now been infected
  104. Thrice: it just took FOREVER
  105. Kokopelli: Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
  106. Glenn: (( miiight want to make sure you can still place tokens ))
  107. Zephyr: (( Did deafness wearoff ))
  108. Zephyr: (( ? ))
  109. Glenn: (( I'd say it's very near doing so ))
  110. Christian: NO
  111. Christian: NO I CAN STILL PLACE MY TOKENS
  112. Kenneth: (( « 7*6 = 7 * 6 = 42 » ))
  113. Kenneth: (( 42 seconds ))
  114. Kenneth: (( so...maybe ))
  115. Glenn: (( but I ain't the GM ))
  116. Kenneth: « 1d2 = 1 »
  117. Kenneth: (( it has indeed worn off ))
  118. Zephyr: Ugh...finally, that fucking ringing stops....
  119. Kokopelli: Right, right...now what to do with this body...
  120. Glenn: (( bunny chapton is now there in canon. (Y) ))
  121. Glenn: (( aw ))
  122. Kenneth: (( was somewhat afraid to delete it again ))
  123. Kenneth: (( hippo ))
  124. Kokopelli: Well, guess I wasn't using these spells anyway. *CLW@Glenn*
  125. Kenneth: « 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » *Sure I'll roll it*
  126. Kokopelli: « 1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 » *Nothing gets revived, turns out to be a waste of spell*
  127. Kenneth: *or that*
  128. Glenn: nnn...
  129. Kenneth: (( but I'm pretty sure that'd bring him back to CONSCIOUSNESS ))
  130. Kenneth: (( even if he's still Disabled ))
  131. Glenn: *naw, I have 3 HP*
  132. Kenneth: (( I menat if you were still in the negatives hippo ))
  133. Glenn: ungh, wha...?
  134. Glenn: o-ow, my ears... *raises right arm to left ear*
  135. Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice Fine then, Agi (D) ))
  136. Nubei: *Still drunk* YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUGG OUT
  137. Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice ))
  138. Glenn: da fugg...?
  139. Zephyr: We got our asses handed to us, kiddo...
  140. Glenn: *grabs own ass, just to make sure it's still there*
  141. Glenn: yeah, I can see that...
  142. Zephyr: *sitting down, puts hand to ear* Greaaaat...blood.
  143. Kokopelli: What a shame. Seems those baddies weren't going to play nice after all.
  144. Glenn: owow.
  145. Vera: NONE OF US ARE EVEN INTO TRAPS (D)
  146. Vera: FUCK OFF
  147. Glenn: thanks for reviving me then, Koko. *weak smile*
  148. Zephyr: Gonna give that k bitch a piece of my mind next time we see her...
  149. Kokopelli: Don't sweat it. I'm still pissed.
  150. Kokopelli: Seriously, who the hell came up with this system? I never knew this planet to be so bizarre.
  151. Glenn: *checks watch* How long was I out?
  152. Nubei: Not too long really, just a few minutes.
  153. Glenn: oh! Well, that's alright then.
  154. Vera: (( actually it was about one minute ))
  155. Glenn: *man who cares*
  156. Vera: (( as just 42 seconds passed since the Shout ))
  157. Glenn: *small amount of time*
  158. Vera: (( (CHEW) ))
  159. Glenn: wait! Hold on!
  160. Zephyr: Where are you going..?
  161. Glenn: aren't you going to help Kenneth?
  162. Kokopelli: C'mon, I'm gonna go see if there's anything of worth nearby.
  163. Glenn: oh, shoo, you stupid bird!
  164. Kenneth: *she is probably not, as she wants EVERYONE to be hostile to her*
  165. Glenn: *flails arms in its direction*
  166. Glenn: « 1d20 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » *intimidate check*
  167. Zephyr: *sighs*...*gets up*...
  168. Glenn: *SHOO, YOU STUPID BIRD*
  169. Glenn: Koko, where are you going?!
  170. Kokopelli: Dammit, didn't I say? I'm going to go see if there's anything of worth?
  171. Glenn: you can't just leave him there, though!
  172. Kenneth: *YOU CAN JUST DO A HEAL CHECK TO GET HIM CONSCIOUS YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE DC 15*
  173. Kenneth: (( but it doesn't really matter much ))
  174. Kokopelli: Does it even matter? He'll be up soon anyway.
  175. Kenneth: (( as Nubei is about to CDG him ))
  176. Glenn: s-still...
  177. Zephyr: (( Heal is Wis? ))
  178. Zephyr: (( Or INT ))
  179. Kenneth: (( Wis* ))
  180. Kenneth: (( oh ))
  181. Zephyr: (( Doesn't matter, I only have +1 in each ))
  182. Kenneth: (( I apparently typo'd ooc as oov so it didn't turn up anyhow ))
  183. Kokopelli: Hmm. Fine, if you really wanna waste my time that badly.
  184. Zephyr: Dammit, where's she wandering off to...? Hey, you still breathin buddy? « 1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10 »
  185. Glenn: just... hold on until he's at least up.
  186. Zephyr: (( Apparently not. ))
  187. Glenn: he any better...?
  188. Kenneth: *I AM NO BETTER*
  189. Kokopelli: But I'm serious, are you just gonna try and drag along every retard that comes our way?
  190. Zephyr: « 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
  191. Glenn: *kneels down* come on, just keep walking... « 1d20 + 1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
  192. Glenn: *welp*
  193. Zephyr: Fuck, too fucking out of it to do shit about him.
  194. Glenn: *we allowed to just keep rolling then*
  195. Kokopelli: Are you guys serious? What the hell are you even trying to do?
  196. Glenn: *I'll assist Zeph for a +2*
  197. Kenneth: (( yeah, you can ))
  198. Glenn: just getting him walking, or breathing, or talking, I guess.
  199. Zephyr: « 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
  200. Zephyr: (( Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ))
  201. Zephyr: (( Canon ecuse. ))
  202. Zephyr: (( *excuse ))
  203. Glenn: *anyone assisting me*
  204. Glenn: « 1d20 + 1 + 2 = 20 + 1 + 2 = 23 » *if so here we are*
  205. Kenneth: *you keep this up I'll probably die*
  206. Glenn: *if not, who cares*
  207. Kokopelli: Pfft, what a waste....
  208. Kenneth: *well alright that sure gets me up*
  209. Glenn: there we are. You alright?
  210. Kenneth: *sadly no healing*
  211. Kenneth: *and I actually am still disabled*
  212. Kokopelli: Well? Are you happy with wasting our time?
  213. Glenn: *what time IS it anyhow*
  214. Kokopelli: Now, shouldn't we find a better place to situate ourselves?
  215. Glenn: *I looked at my watch to no reply*
  216. Kenneth: (( It's like 9:00 ))
  217. Kenneth: (( AM ))
  218. Zephyr: Yeah...where the hell are we anyway?
  219. Glenn: we have time right now, though... come on, a bit of recovery is needed before we start doing any major exploring.
  220. Kokopelli: Shit, that's what I wanna know.
  221. Kenneth: *gets up* Well...dammit. That was a bust....
  222. Kenneth: *why do I have a crow familiar now*
  223. Glenn: how do you wander around in there for five hours without running into those guys, anyway?!
  224. Kokopelli: (( bitch that crow is mine (D) ))
  225. Kenneth: Well, I was busy fighting everything that attacked me, mostly....
  226. Kenneth: They don't go quite as simply when there's just one of you
  227. Glenn: I guess not, but... anyway, Koko's and Zeph are right! We need to find out where we are!
  228. Glenn: (( Koko's WHAT? I don't know. ))
  229. Zephyr: ...Least that fucker didn't take me down...
  230. Kenneth: (( Zephyr: KOKO'S MY WHAT? ))
  231. Glenn: you can't walk, can you?
  232. Glenn: I'd assume not...
  233. Kenneth: What? No, I can walk just fine..dammit, we need to get back to Denize!
  234. Kokopelli: So, you done yet? Good, now let's get our asses moving.
  235. Kokopelli: God, this whole day has just been one waste of effort.
  236. Glenn: (( Zeph: That's one fine ass you've got moving right there. ))
  237. Stage Builder Blocks: Tirk broke the fourth wall again
  238. Kenneth: Can't say I'll be much help in fighting though...
  239. Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
  240. Kenneth: (( roll all dat percep ))
  241. Stage Builder Blocks: twas a joke.
  242. Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »
  243. Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
  244. Kokopelli: « 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »
  245. Stage Builder Blocks: about this session being hippo.
  246. Zephyr: ooc *blind and deaf*
  247. Zephyr: (( * ))
  248. Glenn: (( indeed ))
  249. Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
  250. Kenneth: « 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »
  251. Nubei: « 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 »
  252. Snapping Turtle: *poking its head out of a hole and looking at you assholes*
  253. Stage Builder Blocks: that snapping turtle is more charismatic than the talking cat.
  254. Snapping Turtle: *specifically the one that STEPPED ON IT TEN SECONDS AGO*
  255. Nubei: Oooh, turtle.
  256. Snapping Turtle: (( Nubei ain't even a cat ))
  257. Snapping Turtle: (( Tirk randomly just statted it as a dinosaur ))
  258. Kokopelli: Good. I was getting hungry anyway.
  259. Stage Builder Blocks: how do you even get the turtle meat out of the shell
  260. Glenn: *growl* we never did get any breakfast...
  261. Kokopelli: *Slumbers turtle*
  262. Kenneth: (( Cut the bottom I think ))
  263. Kenneth: (( not sure ))
  264. Snapping Turtle: « 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
  265. Snapping Turtle: (( there's no limit to how often you can do that? ))
  266. Kokopelli: (( I can only do it to someone once a day ))
  267. Kokopelli: (( but otherwise, I can use it infinitely ))
  268. Glenn: (( once per person? ))
  269. Glenn: (( jesus that's handy ))
  270. Snapping Turtle: (( That is indeed broken ))
  271. Kokopelli: (( so yes, that turtles asleep ))
  272. Snapping Turtle: (( But whatever, it only backs up my claim ))
  273. Snapping Turtle: (( That Witches are the worst class in the game ))
  274. Kokopelli: *Nigga's asleep for two rounds, takes 2nd round to CDG it* « 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
  275. Kokopelli: (( now roll that check to make that roll seem slightly less shitty ))
  276. Snapping Turtle: « 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
  277. Snapping Turtle: *hahanope CDG still broke as fuck*
  278. Kokopelli: (( yeah gtfo ))
  279. Snapping Turtle: *why is that even a thing, good god*
  280. Kokopelli: (( GIMME THE EXP HISAO ))
  281. Snapping Turtle: 45
  282. Kenneth: Will you hurry this bullshit up?
  283. Glenn: (( *screw math « 1478 + 45 = 1478 + 45 = 1523 » ))
  284. Kokopelli: *Puts away gun* Well, fresh meat. Now, how to prepare it?
  285. Kenneth: Kind of would like to get back home real fast.
  286. Glenn: just... I'll help you carry the turtle, let's go.
  287. Kokopelli: Well fine. I'll just eat it raw then.
  288. Kenneth: Seriously, you're going slower than a literal cripple, here.
  289. Glenn: *or not, screw the turtle*
  290. Kokopelli: « 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 »
  291. Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »
  292. Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »
  293. Zephyr: (( Finally ))
  294. Zephyr: (( A good Percep roll ))
  295. Kenneth: (( there ownership of the turtle ))
  296. Kokopelli: (( Just say we're carrying the turtle (D) ))
  297. Kenneth: « 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
  298. Kokopelli: (( it's just a damn turtle (D) ))
  299. Kokopelli: Well look at that. A house all the way out here.
  300. Glenn: *holds onto turtle's hind legs then*
  301. Glenn: maybe they're friendly?
  302. Nubei: Gee, we better find out *hic*
  303. Zephyr: (( >Gets nothing for my good roll (SAD) ))
  304. Kenneth: (( You see the house and did my headphones di. ))
  305. Kenneth: (( OH GOD ))
  306. Kenneth: (( STOPE MOVING ))
  307. Kokopelli: *Knocky knocky* YoooooOOoooo!
  308. Kenneth: (( FUCKING LAG EVERYW--there we go ))
  309. Kenneth: This is...Troy's house, I think.
  310. Glenn: *sudden headache* gaah.. I guess my ears are still ringing a bit.
  311. Kenneth: (( and yes, YooHoos are good, Tirk, but this really isn't the time. ))
  312. Kokopelli: You guys still hurting? Let's hope this Troy fellow is hospitable then.
  313. Troy: *opens door*
  314. Troy: Now who could this be...?
  315. Glenn: Hiyoooo... *waves weakly*'
  316. Kokopelli: *Waves wing sleeve* Sup. We're just travellers who managed to und up in the middle of nowhere by some freak occurance.
  317. Troy: So...go west?
  318. Troy: Little village called Denize there.
  319. Glenn: *there were CROWS on the way, man*
  320. Kenneth: Yeah, I know, I'd kind of like to get there myself.
  321. Glenn: *CROWS (shock)*
  322. Kokopelli: Hmm, so we aren't as far away as I thought.
  323. Glenn: how far did you say?
  324. Zephyr: Well then let's go to the fucking innless town I guess....
  325. Kokopelli: That's nice to know. So boys, think you can survive a few more acres of walking?
  326. Glenn: assuming that huge flock of crows isn't on the way, sure.
  327. Glenn: they seemed nasty.
  328. Nubei: Oooh man all dose crows.
  329. Zephyr: Pretty sure the bleeding's stopped so sure, why not?
  330. Troy: Closest thing to an Inn in town is Sophia's place, I guess.
  331. Troy: Though it's actually right outside town...
  332. Glenn: I guess our little tagalong crow has stopped following us for now.
  333. Kokopelli: Just grandoise. Let's get a move on.
  334. Glenn: just as well, really.
  335. Glenn: *tell me when something happens*
  336. Glenn: *percep* [1d20 + 2
  337. Glenn: ]
  338. Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »
  339. Zephyr: (( kenneth died terribly ))
  340. Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
  341. Nubei: « 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 »
  342. Zephyr: (( Touche cat. ))
  343. Glenn: (( as did our turtle ))
  344. Kenneth: (( tat's Tirk's fault ))
  345. Kenneth: (( he has ownerhsip ))
  346. Snapping Turtle: WHO THE FUCK CARES
  347. Snapping Turtle: IT'S A DEAD TURTLE
  348. Kenneth: (( you, apparently ))
  349. Glenn: *I CARE* (FEDUP)
  350. Stage Builder Blocks: I could go for some turtle soup right about now
  351. Kokopelli: *Puts Turtle in inventory (D)*
  352. Glenn: oh, darn it! It's back.
  353. Badger 1: *coupla badgers, you gonna kill them too I assume*
  354. Zephyr: (( Assuming we see nothing ))
  355. Glenn: *man, they're badgers*
  356. Kokopelli: Man, I'm just having all the luck today ain't I.
  357. Stage Builder Blocks: badger skins sell for something
  358. Stage Builder Blocks: kill them
  359. Glenn: *I barely even care they exist*
  360. Zephyr: (( I'm half dead and pissed off, I ain't givin no shits about badgers. ))
  361. Kokopelli: Sorry guys, I've already scheduled a date with this turtle. But I'll be sure to eat you at a later date.
  362. Glenn: *SO HOW MANY CROWS*
  363. Glenn: « 1d20 + 2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »
  364. Zephyr: « 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
  365. Glenn: (( « 5d10 = 23 » for number of crows ))
  366. Crow 21: yes
  367. Crow 21: 23
  368. Crow 23: *
  369. Kokopelli: Some ol' crows. How about that.
  370. Glenn: oh, of course...
  371. Nubei: Meep.
  372. Glenn: just... don't make eye contact... *doesn't do so*
  373. Zephyr: Just...don't disturb them I guess..
  374. Kokopelli: Just passin' by, don't mind us.
  375. Kenneth: Why are we even going down...
  376. Kenneth: It'd be shorter to go up.
  377. Glenn: (( wat ))
  378. Kenneth: (( You can go around that one tree there. ))
  379. Kenneth: (( hippo. ))
  380. Zephyr: (( WHY ARE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING US THEN YA DOUCHE ))
  381. Kenneth: (( BECAUSE HE'S HALF DEAD? ))
  382. Glenn: (( WOW, you just cut off a whole TEN BLOODY FEET ))
  383. Glenn: (( WHO GIVES ANY SHITS AT ALL ))
  384. Kokopelli: Huh. Well that was a lot less trouble than I thought.
  385. Kenneth: (( Jeuss Agi ))
  386. Kenneth: (( Don't be such a fucking dick, man ))
  387. Kenneth: (( take a chill pill ))
  388. Kokopelli: (( Oh PC ))
  389. Kokopelli: (( did you sleep again ))
  390. Kenneth: (( No ))
  391. Zephyr: Almost fucking there at least..
  392. Kenneth: (( I like how you guys just do not want Exp ))
  393. Kenneth: (( well I guess MT and Agi have excuses ))
  394. Glenn: (( living is preferable, yes ))
  395. Kokopelli: (( gee, I want EXP ))
  396. Kokopelli: (( now how would I go about doing that ))
  397. Kenneth: (( But damn that Koko just skips the entire forest ))
  398. Zephyr: (( Because she wubs us o3o ))
  399. Kenneth: (( slowing down so that I can actually place monsters would be a good start ))
  400. Glenn: (( no one wants encounters right now it seems ))
  401. Kokopelli: (( I want encounters (FEDUP) ))
  402. Glenn: (( your HP is in the double digits ))
  403. Glenn: (( you be quiet (D) ))
  404. Kokopelli: (( also, if we're too fast ))
  405. Kenneth: *MINE IS IN THE NEGATIVES*
  406. Kokopelli: (( just push us back (D) ))
  407. Kenneth: *YOU SHUT YOUR FACE*
  408. Glenn: *you'd still be in the evil hall of evil if I didn't bitch about you being left behind*
  409. Glenn: *you shut yours (D)*
  410. Kenneth: *naw I was always gonna get thrown out after he KOd me*
  411. Glenn: is this Sophia's place, then?
  412. Kenneth: No, that's way too small...
  413. Kokopelli: This should be close to the village. Guess we're home free.
  414. Zephyr: Hell if I know, kiddo
  415. Kenneth: THAT is Sophia's place.
  416. Glenn: (way too small? Seems like a normal-sized house to me...(
  417. Kenneth: You guys can stay there if you want, I'm going to check something.
  418. Kokopelli: It is a rather large establishment, to be sure.
  419. Glenn: ah... I feel like I could just walk in and collapse.
  420. Kokopelli: *Nokku Nokku* Anyone here?
  421. Valence: Sophia! Strange woman at the door, should I send her away?
  422. Kokopelli: S-Strange!?
  423. Glenn: oh no
  424. Glenn: , don't send us away...
  425. Kokopelli: I'm.....I'm not that strange, am I?
  426. Sophia: Who isn't strange? Let her in.
  427. Zephyr: You're unique, Pel.
  428. Zephyr: One of a kind.
  429. Glenn: wha? You're not strange at all!
  430. Kokopelli: Good. Keep up that language boy. You were always my favorite for a reason.
  431. Valence: ....Okay, ma'am. You're paying me, I guess. But...I'd like to see what they were hear for first. *opens door* Now, what are you here for?
  432. Glenn: (( we are "hear" for 20 points of sonic damage ))
  433. Valence: here* (D)
  434. Kokopelli: Oh hi there. I was just stopping by.
  435. Kokopelli: Heard some good things about Sophia, and figured I'd pay a visit. Also, my friends here sorta need a place to rest for a while. Y'know, they kind of got beat up really badly.
  436. Glenn: a... little bit, yeah...
  437. Valence: By what?
  438. Glenn: man, does that guy know how to yell.
  439. Valence: Verbal abuse...?
  440. Kokopelli: Eh, a bunch of drunk idiots in a cave shouting.
  441. Glenn: of a sort...
  442. Stage Builder Blocks: where'd those wacky player chars move to now
  443. Glenn: (( move west, young fellow ))
  444. Zephyr: Sorta bleeding out of my ears here, chief.
  445. Kokopelli: Oh there you are birdy. Come here so I can pet you.
  446. Valence: Oh! Well, uh, come in, then, I guess.
  447. Kokopelli: Don't miiiind if we do.
  448. Zephyr: Thanks..
  449. Glenn: thanku...
  450. Sophia: Ahh, wonderful to have guests, though perhaps not the best of circumstances. You are hurt?
  451. Kokopelli: There you are birdy. *Pets* I think I'll call you number 59.
  452. Glenn: (( Koko is just UP ON THE ROOF (D) ))
  453. Kokopelli: (( YES ))
  454. Kokopelli: I'll let these guys speak for themselves.
  455. Glenn: y-yes, had something of a close encounter.
  456. Glenn: you see, we were sent to the Cave of Ordeals by some woman in a mask who called herself K.
  457. Zephyr: Then when we got there...these assholes said they were gonna "motivate us"...one of them attacked us.
  458. Sophia: (( you attacked one of them* ))
  459. Glenn: (( *one of them hit back, hard ))
  460. Zephyr: (( Because he destroyed our home like a home destroying nigga (D) ))
  461. Glenn: he did... SOMETHING with his voice.
  462. Sophia: Odd, odd. But the circumstances do not matter, to Sophia. You are hurt, and that must be corrected.
  463. Glenn: all I know is that it was really, really loud.
  464. Glenn: knocked me and one of our friends out...
  465. Sophia: Which of you is hurt more?
  466. Kokopelli: It was a whole crock of shit. Luckily, none of the tards got to me.
  467. Glenn: uh... *looks to Sophia and Zeph*
  468. Zephyr: Help the kid.
  469. Glenn: are you sure, Zeph? You were right in the way of his shout...
  470. Glenn: I know you must be hurting too.
  471. Zephyr: *shakes head* He knocked you and Red out, I'll survive.
  472. Glenn: well, if you say so... *bows head slightly* thank you...
  473. Glenn: *let's hope this ain't a one shot thing*
  474. Sophia: *Cure Moderate Wounds* « 2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
  475. Glenn: *or that she's going to grow tentacles and a giant mouth and eat me*
  476. Nubei: Ooh, nice pad you gots
  477. Glenn: oh! That's much better.
  478. Glenn: now do Zeph! ^_^
  479. Sophia: Sophia is not the best of healers....*Cure Light Wounds cause she only prepared one CMW apparently* « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
  480. Valence: Yeah, well, it's pretty big.
  481. Valence: We get a lot of people staying here, since there's no actual Inn.
  482. Glenn: (I hope I learn some healing sometime...)
  483. Kokopelli: Let's hope you survive today Zeff. Oh right, remembered I still have this snapping turtle in my pocket.
  484. Kenneth: (( TOO BAD HOPE ALL YOU WANT SORCERERS CAN'T HEAL ))
  485. Kenneth: (( well like, Vampiric Touch but it's only good for the MAgus ))
  486. Zephyr: That's fine, I feel better already..and I don't think I'm in danger of dying, Pel
  487. Zephyr: Been wrong before though
  488. Glenn: (( wait, they seriously never get Cure any sort of wounds whatsoever? ))
  489. Glenn: (( (ono) ))
  490. Zephyr: Could be my brains leaking out of my ears for all I know.
  491. Kenneth: (( nope ))
  492. Kenneth: (( shoulda been a Cleric or something ))
  493. Glenn: (( well, I had no intentions of being a healbot ))
  494. Kenneth: (( Yet also no intentions of actaully dealing damage ))
  495. Kenneth: (( actually* ))
  496. Kokopelli: Aha~n, really? C'mon, you still sound a bit weary.
  497. Kokopelli: Or hell, maybe I'm just weary today. Could be.
  498. Glenn: *ALSO I'M SITTING ON THE BIRD I GUESS*
  499. Sophia: (( no you became invisible ))
  500. Sophia: (( clearly ))
  501. Zephyr: Been a long one to say the least...wouldn't blame you.
  502. Sophia: Oh, you've been up all night...?
  503. Glenn: hey, don't be talking like that now!
  504. Kenneth: *NO THAT WOULD BE MY ASS*
  505. Glenn: It's only 9:00.
  506. Kenneth: *WHO GOT WOKEN UP AT TWO AM*
  507. Kokopelli: Aaah, is it REALLY that early?
  508. Zephyr: ....oh fuck me you've got to be joking, righ?
  509. Zephyr: t
  510. Kokopelli: Felt like so much later.
  511. Glenn: er... well, 9:12...
  512. Kenneth: (( hell naw nigga it's like 11 now ))
  513. Kenneth: (( no fast-travel ))
  514. Glenn: (( IT WAS NINE O CLOCK WHEN WE STARTED WALKING OVER HERE (LOLWUT) ))
  515. Kenneth: (( you're not in The Mall anymore Agi ))
  516. Kenneth: (( get out of that Fallout mindset ))
  517. Glenn: (( that's not even 500 feet (un) ))
  518. Zephyr: *checks pocket watch* Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu....goddammit.
  519. Kenneth: (( not going by GAME MECHANICS no ))
  520. Glenn: (( okay well I guess it is ))
  521. Glenn: (( in fact it's probably a quarter mile ))
  522. Kenneth: (( but going by game mechanics ))
  523. Glenn: (( but it does not take two bloody hours to walk that long (D) ))
  524. Kenneth: (( this entire world isn't even a fifth of a fucking mile long ))
  525. Kenneth: (( So yeah, that only plays into combat ))
  526. Glenn: *GUESS IT'S TWO HOURS LATER THAN IT WAS 15 MINUTES AGO THEN*
  527. Glenn: *CARRY ON*
  528. Kokopelli: Ah, so, you wanna just rest here? Or do you think you have anything else to do?
  529. Kenneth: (( OOC MINUTES IS NOT IC MINUTES MOTHERFUCKER ))
  530. Kenneth: (( HOW ARE YOU CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS (D) ))
  531. Kokopelli: Because man, screw you day for being so long.
  532. Glenn: (CD-i Link) I just wonder what KENNETH'S up to! *rolls eyes*
  533. Valence: Well, we've got enough rooms, I guess...
  534. Kenneth: *I'm right here are you blind*
  535. Glenn: (( and birdwatching I assume ))
  536. Zephyr: (We walk in on somethin? This guy seems really moody about us staying here..)
  537. Valence: Huh? Hey, I'm a guard, buddy. I don't really like letting strange people stay here.
  538. Glenn: it's an inn, isn't it?
  539. Kokopelli: (( a mind-reading guard at that ))
  540. Valence: But if she says it's fine, that's that.
  541. Valence: (( oh ))
  542. Zephyr: ...you a mind reader too?
  543. Valence: (( did not notice those random () ))
  544. Glenn: you'd think you get used to it.
  545. Valence: (( nvm then ))
  546. Zephyr: (( retract last line then ))
  547. Valence: (( continue thinking you walked in on them having sex at 11 am ))
  548. Kokopelli: *Leans on Zephyr* Bleeeeh. So, you still feel like hitting the town guys?
  549. Glenn: *frowns*
  550. Valence: (( it's 4:30, I assume Agi feels like sleep ))
  551. Valence: (( even though it's only 1:30 there ))
  552. Glenn: we haven't really gotten a chance to see the sights yet...
  553. Glenn: and after that little mountain climbing escapade, I think we could afford to invest in some rope *laughs*
  554. Kenneth: (( >Agi is Sakurai ))
  555. Kenneth: (( Yeah, he's too tired. ))
  556. Glenn: (( *LAUGHS* ))
  557. Glenn: (( *LAUGHS ALL THE LAUGHS* ))
  558. Zephyr: Well I feel less like dying now so sure, guess we can look around.
  559. Zephyr: Not sure if I could sleep now if I tried anyway.
  560. Glenn: (( *I could, easily* ))
  561. Kokopelli: *Still holding onto Zeff* Yeah, Rope, rope would be fine. That and...I guess there's still some people to see anyway.
  562. Glenn: (( and in fact will probably collapse midway through whatever else we do tonight ))
  563. Sophia: (( why is she holding onto you you have like 13 HP ))
  564. Kokopelli: (( >Implying anything else will happen tonight ))
  565. Sophia: (( is she just TRYING to drag you to the ground ))
  566. Kokopelli: (( yes ))
  567. Zephyr: (( I assume she was just clinging to his arm or something. ))
  568. Kenneth: (( I imagine her holding his arm and just swinging around. ))
  569. Kenneth: (( as she IS autistic ))
  570. Glenn: (( she has 50 int ))
  571. Kenneth: (( Austism doesn't mean you're stupid ))
  572. Zephyr: (( Autistic -^ ))
  573. Kokopelli: (( 50 INT and minimum WIS ))
  574. Glenn: (( austism indeed ))
  575. Kokopelli: (( dear god it all makes sense ))
  576. Glenn: (( hell was an austice again ))
  577. Kenneth: (( Auswitchm ))
  578. Glenn: (( why does that word look familiar ))
  579. Kenneth: (( Koko is an Autistic Nazi ))
  580. Glenn: (( apparently Austice is a name ))
  581. Kenneth: (( probably Josef Mengele ))
  582. Kokopelli: (( the bastard ))
  583. tirkaroKujo: So yes, session over everyone, go home
  584. Kenneth: (( indeed ))
  585. Kenneth: (( And Agi, I heard what you said earlier, I am omnipotent and all ))
  586. Kenneth: (( but whatever, no hard feelins ))
  587. Glenn: (( heard who to the what now ))
  588. tirkaroKujo: And all I got was this stupid Snapping turtle (SAD)
  589. tirkaroKujo: Although shit
  590. Kenneth: So yeah, at least SOMETHING happened (FEDUP)
  591. tirkaroKujo: We woke up real fucking early
  592. Kenneth: Even if nobody liked it
  593. tirkaroKujo: We deserve to sleep in the middle of the day (D)
  594. Zephyr: I got to crit that badguy nigga.
  595. Zephyr: And now I've got a hot girl hanging off me.
  596. Zephyr: Today was a good day.
  597. ??? 1: It was worth it.
  598. tirkaroKujo: gtfo godot
  599. Jandar: Guess there's no reason to save them as ??? anymore
  600. Glenn: betterthanexpected.jpg indeed
  601. Zephyr: -AND- his Shout didn't ohko me (COOL)
  602. tirkaroKujo: You should have waited before attacking (D)
  603. Jandar: What
  604. tirkaroKujo: So that I could use Slumber first
  605. tirkaroKujo: and maybe, just maybe it would have succeeded that time (D)
  606. tirkaroKujo: Although I'm sure it can only effect Jandar at like, a Nat 1
  607. tirkaroKujo: And the DC for slumber is only like, 16
  608. Jandar: I only have +8 Will save
  609. Jandar: (HIPPO)
  610. Zephyr: SO YEAH GLENN
  611. Zephyr: HERE'S SOME GOLD FOR A MOVIE
  612. Zephyr: Take Nubei with you
  613. Glenn: okay!
  614. Jandar: Still not sure why sleep activates Coup de Grace
  615. Kokopelli: The grownups need thier alone time sweetie (SINISTER)
  616. Jandar: Or why the check is so ungodly high
  617. Jandar: Especially at high levels
  618. tirkaroKujo: It just is son
  619. tirkaroKujo: It just is
  620. Jandar: There should probably be a limit on Slumber
  621. Stage Builder Blocks: It is some sort of assassination ability to use on sleeping people
  622. Stage Builder Blocks: *Is it
  623. tirkaroKujo: Well, there is
  624. Jandar: To not be able to affect things above the Witch's Hit Dice
  625. tirkaroKujo: It only lasts for an amount of rounds equal to the witch's level
  626. Jandar: Helplessness of any kind, MW
  627. Jandar: And basically
  628. Jandar: They have to roll a Fort check
  629. tirkaroKujo: and did I mention the DC is only 10+INT mod+ half witches level (D)
  630. Jandar: >only
  631. Jandar: Sleep is 10+int mod+1
  632. Jandar: (HIPPO)
  633. Jandar: And even this uy has to roll at least an 8
  634. tirkaroKujo: So yeah, CDG is basicaly
  635. Jandar: And roll equal to or higher to 10+damage delt
  636. Jandar: a
  637. Jandar: Which is
  638. Jandar: Y'know
  639. Jandar: REAL FUCKING HIGH at high levels
  640. tirkaroKujo: an attacker can take a Full-Round action to score an attack that always hits and crits
  641. Kenneth: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS ALWAYS A CRIT.
  642. tirkaroKujo: and also must roll said impossible fort check
  643. tirkaroKujo: or else die
  644. Kenneth: Hell for Rogues it is literally just impossible
  645. Kenneth: « 1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » « 2d8 = 10 »
  646. Kenneth: « 1d8 = 7 »*
  647. Kenneth: So he would have to roll...
  648. Kenneth: « 10+22+7 = 10 + 22 + 7 = 39 »
  649. Kenneth: On his fort check
  650. Kenneth: From a level 2 Rogue.
  651. Kenneth: So yeah, complete bullshit, and I really need to fix that
  652. Jandar: « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
  653. Jandar: So I would have to Nat 20
  654. Jandar: To survive that
  655. Blair: Even I only have +9
  656. Jandar: I will probably just make it so that they do not roll
  657. Jandar: Unless they are actually put at negative HP
  658. Jandar: And since you're still getting a free fucking crit, I'd say that's still fairly powerful
  659. Glenn: not nearly powerful enough (D)
  660. Kokopelli: SO YES, JUST GET RID OF THE ONLY REASON WHY SLUMBER, THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF THE WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS, IS GOOD (CRY)
  661. Jandar: >WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS
  662. Jandar: WHAT
  663. Jandar: You get all nine spell levels and can PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP AT WILL
  664. Zephyr: GLENN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? (D)
  665. Jandar: INFINITELY (D)
  666. Glenn: why would I not be
  667. Kokopelli: I CAN'T DO IT TO THE SAME PERSON TWICE (d)
  668. Glenn: I'm just staying here until I pass out
  669. Jandar: And 16 is a pretty high check, especialyl for Will
  670. Jandar: Fort, maybe.
  671. Kokopelli: WELL, UNLESS I HAVE SOME FEAT
  672. Jandar: Things have Fort
  673. Kokopelli: BUT THEN I CAN'T DO IT THREE TIMES (D)
  674. Zephyr: koko can't do it with the same person more than once.
  675. Jandar: IT IS STILL BROKEN AS ALL FUCK
  676. Zephyr: Better make this one count (D)
  677. Jandar: Also, yes Agi
  678. Jandar: I get it (D)
  679. Jandar: You hated this session (D)
  680. Jandar: And every other session, it's fine
  681. Jandar: I am omnipotent, I know all (D)
  682. Jandar: I also don't really care, hopefully you will stop
  683. Kokopelli: So yes, PC is just out to get me (cry)
  684. Glenn: man I don't know what you're babbling about at this point
  685. Glenn: and don't care really
  686. Jandar: Considering you're being an ass right now, it's not tough to figure out (D)
  687. Jandar: Especially not with my 22 Wis
  688. Jandar: Er, as in, mine
  689. Jandar: Not Jandar's
  690. Jandar: ...did anyone even have sense motive
  691. Jandar: Ah, yes, some do
  692. Jandar: And Kenneth does I guess, but that one kind of went down the crapper
  693. Jandar: after Jandar OHKO'd him
  694. Jandar: Because of MT (D)
  695. Jandar: That faggot
  696. Kokopelli: ANY REASON WHY I CANNOT PUT AN ELDER DRAGON TO SLEEP
  697. Jandar: I assume they're immune to mind-affecting abilities
  698. Kokopelli: AND THEN KILL IT IN ONE HIT WITH MY DINGY PISTOL (D)
  699. Zephyr: Did you get Unnatural Lust btw?
  700. Kokopelli: Though yes, that ain't gonna work on a Dragon
  701. Kokopelli: I don't get that until like....
  702. Kokopelli: Spell Level 2 or some shit
  703. Kokopelli: Which is like, level 3 or 4
  704. Jandar: She doesn't get level 2 spells until level 3 or --m
  705. Zephyr: Ah
  706. Jandar: So yeah, harken back to Tirkfinder's first three sessions
  707. Jandar: What was the general opinion on this session
  708. Glenn: *things happened*
  709. Glenn: *which is good*
  710. Kokopelli: But sadly, it only ended in the death of a turtle
  711. Kokopelli: >Says campaign is completel goody-goody oreinted
  712. Kokopelli: >Only way to get EXP is by killing things
  713. Kokopelli: Scumbagthrice.jpg
  714. Jandar: >Thrice
  715. Jandar: well okay, whatever
  716. Jandar: You'll probably be getting mroe Exp
  717. Jandar: Hell
  718. Jandar: i could give you Exp
  719. Jandar: For attacking Jandar
  720. Jandar: Though I have no idea what his CR even would be
  721. Zephyr: We should get EXP for all sorts of things. Like giving Glenn a swirly.
  722. Jandar: Probably somewhat high
  723. Kokopelli: We should get EXP for having sex (D)
  724. Zephyr: Yes.
  725. Zephyr: Yes we should.
  726. Glenn: seems legit
  727. Kokopelli: It has been decided
  728. Jandar: I will just
  729. Jandar: What Exp do you need for 3rd level
  730. Kokopelli: shitloads
  731. Glenn: roll Fort for pregnancy check
  732. Jandar: CAuse that one attack
  733. Jandar: If I do it by HP
  734. Glenn: « 3300 - 1523 = 3300 - 1523 = 1777 »
  735. Glenn: ^ that much
  736. Jandar: Like, how much HP you dealt to him
  737. Kokopelli: We need 3,300 exp for level 3
  738. Jandar: Then you would get...
  739. Zephyr: PC will just give us EXP depending on how well we RP the sex. We better study up on Literotica.
  740. Kokopelli: We currently have 1523
  741. Jandar: 2215.
  742. Glenn: ...
  743. Glenn: JESUS.
  744. Glenn: nice crit, MT.
  745. Jandar: er
  746. Glenn: (chew)
  747. Kokopelli: BETTER HIT THAT FANFICTION.NET NIGGA
  748. Jandar: That's not divided
  749. Glenn: sad
  750. Kokopelli: NOPE, TOO LATE
  751. Jandar: So...
  752. Jandar: 740
  753. Glenn: « 2215/3 = 2215 / 3 = 738.3333333333333333333333333333333 »
  754. Kokopelli: YOU DEALT IT, YOU DEALT IT (CHEW)
  755. Jandar: Woo I was about right
  756. Jandar: Fine
  757. Jandar: Whatever
  758. Jandar: Should we switch to Medium now
  759. Jandar: Take you 2215 each I don't really care
  760. Glenn: *yay I get AC now*
  761. Jandar: You deserve it for actually dealing some damage to him
  762. Jandar: and then not getting OHKOd
  763. Zephyr: « 1523+2215 = 1523 + 2215 = 3738 »
  764. Glenn: « 1d6 + 3 + 1 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6 » nat 1
  765. Glenn: close enough
  766. Zephyr: « 1d10+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
  767. Zephyr: (( Ho boy. ))
  768. Kokopelli: I will entirely assume our 3738 exp is now canon and take it like a man
  769. Blair: alrgiht, whatever
  770. Kokopelli: So yeah, Medium leveling now
  771. Blair: Just reroll the HP
  772. Kokopelli: HEY
  773. Zephyr: (( Nah, I'll take the three ))
  774. Blair: Cause difficulty is about to step up (D)
  775. Kokopelli: I DIDN'T GET TO REROLL MY NAT 1 HP CHECK (D)
  776. Fiora: Why am I train engineer
  777. Kenneth: remember you get Feats and shit too
  778. Kenneth: And maybe BAB/Saves
  779. Glenn: you are george clooney, but are you still man??
  780. Kenneth: Guess I'd better level this guy up
  781. Kenneth: Wait you get four HP MT (WARY)
  782. Kenneth: Unless you put the favored class bonus into a skill point
  783. Kenneth: « 1d8+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 »
  784. Kenneth: God dammit
  785. Kokopelli: Also, never realized just how good this Gurren Lagann song is
  786. Glenn: ooh, bloodline miscellanea
  787. Kenneth: It's the first ending theme
  788. Kenneth: PRetty good, yeah
  789. Kenneth: *wait what am I even doing, I don't roll for this guy's GP*
  790. Kenneth: HP*
  791. Kenneth: « 4+2+1 = 4 + 2 + 1 = 7 »
  792. Kenneth: Just be an NPC, always average niggers
  793. Kenneth: Or...slightly above average as Pathfinder seems to roll 4.5
  794. Kenneth: For 1d8
  795. Kenneth: For whatever reason
  796. Glenn: because that's the average
  797. Kokopelli: « 1d6+4+1 = 1 + 4 + 1 = 6 » gogogo nat 1
  798. Kenneth: m
  799. Kokopelli: Holy shit I'm on a roll
  800. Zephyr: ......
  801. Glenn: average roll on a d6 is 3.5
  802. Kenneth: *wait right I'm a Knife Master*
  803. Glenn: (wary)
  804. Kenneth: *do I get something else*
  805. Zephyr: Oops
  806. Zephyr: Miine was actually 4
  807. Kenneth: Yeah
  808. Kenneth: From the favored class
  809. Zephyr: Indeed.
  810. Zephyr: Also...
  811. Zephyr: >Picked random movie on Netflix
  812. Zephyr: >Half an hour into it
  813. Kokopelli: Did you get DUECE BIGALOW MALE GIGALO
  814. Zephyr: >realize it's not in English
  815. Glenn: (XD)
  816. Kokopelli: Giggolo?
  817. Kokopelli: I could never spell that shit
  818. Kenneth: Gigolo
  819. Kenneth: IIRC
  820. Kenneth: *does indeed get knife sense instead of trap sense*
  821. Kenneth: or blade sense
  822. Kenneth: or whatever
  823. Glenn: I assume that is entirely useless
  824. Kenneth: Nope
  825. Kenneth: Trap Sense is the useless one
  826. Glenn: *RIGHT*
  827. Glenn: *I'D SAVE MY TOKEN*
  828. Glenn: *BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW, DOES IT*
  829. Zephyr: And now I must go to Weepingcock for protips on sex scenes.
  830. Kenneth: Basically a +1 to AC against light blades
  831. Kenneth: that scales with level
  832. Kokopelli: Fan Fiction Friday it is then
  833. Zephyr: Should probably use this line: "I am going to bang you so boldly until I bust baking loads of cream into all your dank holes! First I'm going to make you chugalug my feverish wads of cum down your fl**zy mouth over and over again!"
  834. Kokopelli: better roll for anal circumfrence (FEDUP)
  835. Glenn: ...
  836. Glenn: out of all of that
  837. Glenn: FLOOZY is the one that's censored?
  838. Kenneth: *Right I get a feat*
  839. Kokopelli: I now has level 2 spells
  840. Kokopelli: and can cast two of them a day so pty
  841. Glenn: *does not* (sad)
  842. Glenn: *takes BLOATMAGE INITIATE as my feat* (D)
  843. Zephyr: "Your penis is like a hot, iron pipe, hitting my insides."
  844. Zephyr: "This is bad... I'll cum first if he gouges against the entrance to my womb at this pace..." Even without a womb that sounds terrible to me.
  845. Kokopelli: >Goes to Fanfiction.net
  846. Kokopelli: Why does Beyblade have more fics than One Piece (D)
  847. Glenn: Let it rip!
  848. Kenneth: ...WHAT?
  849. Kenneth: I mean I like Beyblade and all
  850. Kokopelli: WHY DOES LEGAL DRUG
  851. Kenneth: But seriously?
  852. Kokopelli: HAVE MORE FICS THAN GURREN LAGANN
  853. Zephyr: DUde
  854. Kenneth: THE SHIT IS LEGAL DRU
  855. Kenneth: G
  856. Kokopelli: I MEAN, I LIKE LEGAL DRUG AND ALL
  857. Zephyr: I'm still waiting for volume 4 of LD
  858. Kokopelli: BUT JESUS
  859. Zephyr: And will never get it =(
  860. Kokopelli: Vol 4 will come out at the same time as Half Life Episode 3 (crying)
  861. Zephyr: Because CLAMP hates vaguely homoerotic manga apparently.
  862. Kokopelli: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT CLAMP (CRYING)
  863. Kenneth: Wait a second
  864. Kenneth: This looks like GetBackers but with more homo (D)
  865. Zephyr: So much homo
  866. Kokopelli: Lots of homo
  867. Kokopelli: It's not even remotely subtle with it
  868. Zephyr: It's the closest thing to yaoi I've ever read/enjoyed.
  869. Zephyr: SO GLENN.
  870. Zephyr: HOW GOES DYING?
  871. Glenn: not all that well (D)
  872. Glenn: man, at least I was pissed at the guy (D)
  873. Glenn: Kenneth wasn't involved at all (fedup)
  874. Kenneth: I was involved with nothing to do with you (D)
  875. Kenneth: You go watch your movie, I'm buying non-Poison Potions
  876. Glenn: that
  877. Zephyr: kenneth just lost his girlfriend forevah
  878. Glenn: that was indeed the point
  879. Glenn: Kenneth is just OHKOd
  880. Kenneth: But yes, plans for Kenneth went south the very second he was OHKOd
  881. Glenn: for something he doesn't care about
  882. Kenneth: He cared
  883. Glenn: about Halycon?
  884. Glenn: naaw
  885. Kenneth: Not about Halcyon, no
  886. Kenneth: But they had to motivate him too
  887. Glenn: ...
  888. Glenn: oh, it is halcyon, isn't it
  889. Zephyr: They said something about a girl he loved.
  890. Kenneth: Did anyone save the entire log
  891. Glenn: I've always spelled it with the c and the y reversed
  892. Zephyr: And he ran off.
  893. Glenn: *ahahaa you funny man*
  894. Kenneth: Tirk? (FEDUP)
  895. Kokopelli: GUESS I BETTER DO IT
  896. Kenneth: Good
  897. Kenneth: Cause I saved the first part
  898. Kenneth: and have no idea how much I missed
  899. Kenneth: hippo
  900. Glenn: christ
  901. Zephyr: I saved it
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