$1
lazy
stupid
insecure
idiotic
slimy
slutty
smelly
pompous
communist
dicknose
pie-eating
racist
elitist
white trash
drug-loving
butterface
tone deaf
ugly
creepy

$2
douche
ass
turd
rectum
butt
cock
shit
crotch
bitch
turd
prick
slut
taint
fuck
dick
boner
shart
nut
sphincter

$3
pilot
canoe
captain
pirate
hammer
knob
box
jockey
nazi
waffle
goblin
blossum
biscuit
clown
socket
monster
hound
dragon
balloon

$phrase
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