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- >Taking a shit.
- >Never close the door.
- >Look down.
- >Your three fluffy ponies are staring at you.
- >"What daddy do?" "No smewl pwetty."
- >"Smart" one figures it out.
- >Hopping excitedly "Daddy makes poopies!"
- >Other two are puzzled.
- >"Why no make poopies in poopie box?"
- "This is where Daddy poops."
- >Wipe ass.
- >They're fascinated with toilet paper, want to taste it.
- "No...get the fuck out."
- >Fluffies fear they have angered you...scurry out in fear.
- Come home from work.
- >Bathroom floor flooded.
- >Two fluffies perched on toilet tank, hugging and crying in fear.
- >Wet corpse of third fluffy pony in bowl.
- >Piece together the forensic evidence.
- >Fluffy pony tried to poop like daddy.
- >Couldn't get lid open.
- >Got help from friends.
- >Fell in.
- >Not quite deep enough to drown.
- >Wet fluff became too heavy to escape.
- >Friends tried to help.
- >One accidentally stepped on flush handle.
- >Water flooded into bowl.
- >Fluffy pony drowned.
- >Toilet clogged with fluff, overflowed onto floor.
- >Two fluffies up on tank are now stranded, terrified of water.
- >Sigh.
- >Get a mop.
- >Two live fluffies see mop.
- >Freak out.
- >"Nooo!" "Pwease no sowwee stick!"
- >Fall off toilet tank.
- >Drown in one inch of water on the floor.
- >Clean up mess.
- >Get a fishtank.
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