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Ginger_Fig

The Shitter

May 2nd, 2012
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  1. >Taking a shit.
  2. >Never close the door.
  3. >Look down.
  4. >Your three fluffy ponies are staring at you.
  5. >"What daddy do?" "No smewl pwetty."
  6. >"Smart" one figures it out.
  7. >Hopping excitedly "Daddy makes poopies!"
  8. >Other two are puzzled.
  9. >"Why no make poopies in poopie box?"
  10. "This is where Daddy poops."
  11. >Wipe ass.
  12. >They're fascinated with toilet paper, want to taste it.
  13. "No...get the fuck out."
  14. >Fluffies fear they have angered you...scurry out in fear.
  15. Come home from work.
  16. >Bathroom floor flooded.
  17. >Two fluffies perched on toilet tank, hugging and crying in fear.
  18. >Wet corpse of third fluffy pony in bowl.
  19. >Piece together the forensic evidence.
  20. >Fluffy pony tried to poop like daddy.
  21. >Couldn't get lid open.
  22. >Got help from friends.
  23. >Fell in.
  24. >Not quite deep enough to drown.
  25. >Wet fluff became too heavy to escape.
  26. >Friends tried to help.
  27. >One accidentally stepped on flush handle.
  28. >Water flooded into bowl.
  29. >Fluffy pony drowned.
  30. >Toilet clogged with fluff, overflowed onto floor.
  31. >Two fluffies up on tank are now stranded, terrified of water.
  32. >Sigh.
  33. >Get a mop.
  34. >Two live fluffies see mop.
  35. >Freak out.
  36. >"Nooo!" "Pwease no sowwee stick!"
  37. >Fall off toilet tank.
  38. >Drown in one inch of water on the floor.
  39. >Clean up mess.
  40. >Get a fishtank.
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