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  Channel ID:      -85152818
  Channel Name:    Private Chat (Azuriel)
  Listener:        Kjan
  Session started: 2017.07.26 01:53:41
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[ 2017.07.26 01:53:46 ] Kjan > this shouild be good
[ 2017.07.26 01:53:47 ] Azuriel > how much isk you need?
[ 2017.07.26 01:53:49 ] Azuriel > I am feeling generous
[ 2017.07.26 01:53:53 ] Kjan > 5 bil
[ 2017.07.26 01:53:54 ] Azuriel > been playing since 03, but im poor
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:00 ] Azuriel > Lol
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:19 ] Azuriel > hold on, I have a present for you, you will get it soon :)
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:21 ] Kjan > well?
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:22 ] Azuriel > it will be from my main
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:24 ] Kjan > kk
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:29 ] Azuriel > try not to shit yourself when you get it
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:32 ] Azuriel > it wont be 5b btw
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:34 ] Kjan > ok
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:36 ] Azuriel > but you might like it
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:47 ] Azuriel > Oh and be sure ot check his KB
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:48 ] Kjan > the suspense is killing me
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:53 ] Azuriel > just wait
[ 2017.07.26 01:54:55 ] Azuriel > itll be worth it
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:10 ] Azuriel > it comes tomorrow :) be ready for it
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:16 ] Kjan > always tomorrow
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:21 ] Azuriel > no
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:24 ] Azuriel > for a reason
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:28 ] Azuriel > you'll see
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:30 ] Kjan > \o/
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:33 ] Azuriel > bye bye salty
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:37 ] Kjan > o/
[ 2017.07.26 01:55:48 ] Azuriel > the legion never forgets
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:27 ] Kjan > uh huh?
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:29 ] Azuriel > let me know when you break 5 points /kill
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:32 ] Azuriel > since KB stats are so high to you
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:33 ] Kjan > sure sure
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:37 ] Azuriel > my alt is better than you
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:37 ] Azuriel > lol
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:39 ] Kjan > lemme know when you break 1000 kills
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:44 ] Azuriel > my main is 17.8 points/kill
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:48 ] Kjan > sure
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:49 ] Azuriel > I dont even use this character lol
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:53 ] Kjan > cool
[ 2017.07.26 01:58:59 ] Azuriel > god ur pathetic
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:02 ] Azuriel > drop more stabbers
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:04 ] Azuriel > <3
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:05 ] Kjan > lemme guess, your the mittani?
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:08 ] Azuriel > thats how you get ur points up
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:10 ] Azuriel > LOLLLL
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:16 ] Azuriel > the mittani is my bitch
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:19 ] Azuriel > I shit all over him in the war
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:35 ] Kjan > nice dude
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:49 ] Kjan > congrats
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:50 ] Azuriel > u ever want real adrenaline PVP come 1v1 me
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:57 ] Azuriel > caps are boring
[ 2017.07.26 01:59:59 ] Kjan > in what
[ 2017.07.26 02:00:01 ] Kjan > and where
[ 2017.07.26 02:00:23 ] Azuriel > in any sub cap
[ 2017.07.26 02:00:33 ] Kjan > name the ship
[ 2017.07.26 02:00:44 ] Azuriel > Whybother?
[2017.07.26 02:00:44 ] Azuriel > Whiptail
[ 2017.07.26 02:00:53 ] Azuriel > or are you too poor
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:00 ] Kjan > lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:14 ] Kjan > if you actually had a whiptail
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:19 ] Kjan > id come fight you
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:25 ] Kjan > but since you dont
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:27 ] Azuriel > Lol, see
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:31 ] Azuriel > it is one thing buying one with plex
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:34 ] Azuriel > it is another actually earning one
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:37 ] Kjan > i mean its easy to link any ship
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:43 ] Azuriel > enjoy being beta male the rest of ur life
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:55 ] Azuriel > PLEX can't buy skill kid
[ 2017.07.26 02:01:57 ] Kjan > Imp  Adrestia
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:06 ] Azuriel > sure ur right anyone can link it
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:13 ] Kjan > etc
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:13 ] Kjan > etc
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:16 ] Azuriel > and ill show up in my whip
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:33 ] Azuriel > I've been playing this game since the days of M0o kid, before battleships
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:37 ] Azuriel > before anything but cruisers and frigs
[ 2017.07.26 02:02:44 ] Azuriel > you want to 1v1 me i'm down :)
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:01 ] Azuriel > I have more isk than god, and nothing to spend it on
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:41 ] Kjan > youre pretty bad for someone playing that long tbh
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:48 ] Azuriel > lol this isn't my main
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:53 ] Azuriel > I've been inactive for how mnay yuears?
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:55 ] Azuriel > years?
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:55 ] Kjan > you keep talking about your main like this isnt your main
[ 2017.07.26 02:03:59 ] Azuriel > I am 2 whole points above u
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:05 ] Azuriel > if I'm bad your absolute garbage
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:06 ] Azuriel > lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:19 ] Azuriel > you didn't even break 5pts/kill yet, who the fuck are you
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:20 ] Kjan > omg! 2 whole points? out of only 500 kills? sweet jesus, lemme go bio mass
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:25 ] Azuriel > um...
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:27 ] Azuriel > 2 points is huge
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:31 ] Azuriel > do you even PVP? lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:41 ] Azuriel > you wouldn't even be allowed in most hardcore pvp packs
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:47 ] Kjan > i know man
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:50 ] Azuriel > they don't talk people who just blob
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:54 ] Azuriel > or drop caps
[ 2017.07.26 02:04:58 ] Azuriel > how many fights have you won outnumbered?
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:04 ] Azuriel > how many 1v1?
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:12 ] Kjan > im so bad i left PL on my own without even being asked too
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:12 ] Azuriel > exactly, you ain't shit kid
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:25 ] Azuriel > Lol PL isn't pvp
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:30 ] Kjan > i have more 1v1 kills, than you have kills total
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:36 ] Azuriel > its spreadsheet warfare, i've been in PVP
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:44 ] Azuriel > i've been PL
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:46 ] Kjan > damn dude tell me the stories
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:56 ] Azuriel > I was with PL when band of brothers fell
[ 2017.07.26 02:05:57 ] Kjan > tell me about how you lost a leg in the war
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:00 ] Azuriel > were you?
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:09 ] Kjan > im still waiting to see your main
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:11 ] Azuriel > you drop PL like they are good solo/small gang PVPers lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:14 ] Azuriel > you make me fucking laugh
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:20 ] Azuriel > oh you'll fucking see him
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:22 ] Azuriel > :)
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:26 ] Kjan > this is great stuff
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:35 ] Kjan > i dont know if ive ever actually mad someone this salty
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:40 ] Azuriel > 4.8 pts/kill
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:44 ] Azuriel > LOL
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:48 ] Azuriel > 4. fucking 8 ahahahahha
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:50 ] Azuriel > im fucking rolling
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:53 ] Azuriel > im not salty
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:55 ] Azuriel > im laughing
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:57 ] Kjan > why are you rolling?
[ 2017.07.26 02:06:58 ] Azuriel > my fucking, ass off
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:00 ] Kjan > are you fat?
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:01 ] Azuriel > LOL
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:08 ] Azuriel > count up the months you've been active
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:10 ] Azuriel > your stats are trash lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:13 ] Azuriel > you just have no fucking life
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:17 ] Azuriel > and you play this game non-stop
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:20 ] Azuriel > im dieing
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:23 ] Kjan > http://www.jennycraig.com/
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:28 ] Kjan > did you mean dieing? or dieting?
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:30 ] Azuriel > im dieing LOLL
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:37 ] Azuriel > this fucking guy ahahahahah
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:40 ] Azuriel > 4.8!
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:53 ] Azuriel > my fucking 2 week old alpha has higher point ratio than that
[ 2017.07.26 02:07:56 ] Azuriel > ahahahahah
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:02 ] Kjan > wow thats pretty good
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:05 ] Azuriel > 1337 PVP bro
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:08 ] Azuriel > 1337!
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:27 ] Kjan > so whos your main?
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:32 ] Azuriel > shhh
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:36 ] Azuriel > don't wake him, hes coming
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:45 ] Kjan > lex arson? doomchinchilla? grath telkin?
[ 2017.07.26 02:08:56 ] Kjan > im excited to know who im actually talking to
[ 2017.07.26 02:09:03 ] Azuriel > are they from fucking 03?
[ 2017.07.26 02:09:07 ] Azuriel > insult me again
[ 2017.07.26 02:09:40 ] Kjan > oh im so sorry
[ 2017.07.26 02:09:42 ] Kjan > my bad
[ 2017.07.26 02:09:45 ] Azuriel > it's ok :)
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:05 ] Azuriel > it's no one related to my Bio so rule them out
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:26 ] Azuriel > this account was purely small gang fun
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:31 ] Kjan > i mean i havent even looked at your character profile tbh
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:41 ] Azuriel > it doesn't have anything exciting
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:45 ] Kjan > i generally dont bother with nobodies
[ 2017.07.26 02:10:53 ] Azuriel > nobodies who are better killers than you?
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:05 ] Azuriel > thats a dangerous thing to down play
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:28 ] Kjan > https://zkillboard.com/corporation/393833851/ wtf is this trash corp?
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:40 ] Azuriel > haha trash?
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:43 ] Azuriel > we were fucking famous kid
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:43 ] Kjan > so are you like a RPer or???
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:47 ] Azuriel > you werent even playing EVE
[ 2017.07.26 02:11:50 ] Azuriel > no it wasn't RP
[ 2017.07.26 02:12:16 ] Azuriel > we almost broke EVE lol, we were the "swarm" before goonswarm was shit
[ 2017.07.26 02:12:43 ] Kjan > i see
[ 2017.07.26 02:12:54 ] Azuriel > that was the most fun I had in eve actually, way better than crushing 0.0 alliances
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:01 ] Kjan > uh huh
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:09 ] Azuriel > even ransomed a guy for a pizza once
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:13 ] Azuriel > real life pizza
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:22 ] Kjan > so are you like 16 or?
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:40 ] Azuriel > https://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=450249
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:48 ] Kjan > i mean i really need to go to bed but this is really to good to walk away from
[ 2017.07.26 02:13:52 ] Azuriel > yeah im 16 been playing since 03
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:02 ] Azuriel > kid I know you are yound
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:04 ] Azuriel > young
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:05 ] Azuriel > its obvious
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:16 ] Azuriel > you are no more than 23-25
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:23 ] Azuriel > aint seen shit
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:26 ] Azuriel > in real life, or in eve
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:34 ] Kjan > well considering i have kids almost that old....
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:51 ] Azuriel > if that is true
[ 2017.07.26 02:14:55 ] Azuriel > than wow, lol
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:06 ] Azuriel > you must be the poor one, it all fits now :)
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:11 ] Azuriel > now I kinda feel bad
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:15 ] Azuriel > about whats going to happen
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:17 ] Kjan > yeah you should
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:23 ] Azuriel > but thats what you get for talking shit :( on random strangers
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:24 ] Kjan > so you should just go ahead and send that 5b
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:27 ] Kjan > help me out you know
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:29 ] Azuriel > you never do know who you might be talking to
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:42 ] Azuriel > maybe I will give you 5b afterwards :)
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:45 ] Kjan > oh shit, should i be scared?
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:51 ] Azuriel > nah, its just a game
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:55 ] Azuriel > <3
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:56 ] Kjan > ok whew
[ 2017.07.26 02:15:57 ] Azuriel > nightey night
[ 2017.07.26 02:16:12 ] Azuriel > don't sleep in too late
[ 2017.07.26 02:16:46 ] Kjan > o/