The Type Of Person To...

not buy a spyder car because they're afraid of spiders,
sleep with socks on,
break into your car to read you the owner's manual,
never blink so they can see the whole movie,
pull up to the gas station in a Tesla,
give you head after you get rejected by your crush,
open a bag of chips with scissors,
bring their own pepper grinder to Olive Garden,
think salt is spicy,
bring 18 people to an 18+ movie,
yell ding ding at people when their bike bell doesn't work,
hold the door open for themselves and say "Thank You",
shower with swim trunks on,
turn their mood lamp to "romantic" on their way to a blind date,
listen to a Bluetooth speaker in their car,
wear a shirt under their t-shirt,
fart in a car and keep the windows up,
lick their fingers when they turn the page on an iPad,
put a blanket over their computer when they put it to sleep,
say "you too" when the waiter says "enjoy your food",
order boneless wings and close the fridge with their hips,
call you and say "I can't talk right now",
eat hot Cheetos with a spoon so they don't get their hands dirty,
sleep in their car when they're at home,
sit next to you on an empty bus,
sweat profusely through two t-shirts when it's mildly warm outside