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BODY PARTS FOUND, MISSING PEOPLE
ASSUMED DEAD
In the early hours of this morning a gruesome scene was discovered by NDPD. A basement hiding a
crime scene was unlocked during a drug raid. The owner of the location is currently known but the
basement had been fashioned into a
dungeon of sorts. Reportedly chains and
other restraints were found containing
DNA that is being tested as well as a
furnace. It's assumed this is how bodies
have been disposed of and 3 charred human
bodies parts have been found, all missing
limbs believed to belong to murder victims
from around the city. So far, at least 12
citizens of New Doge are known to be
missing and in the past week 5 bodies
missing limbs have been found. At present
no arrests have been made regarding the
murders although it is understood
investigations are taking place to prevent
more deaths occuring. Currently, law
enforcement officials are remaining tight
lipped about the situation but our reporters
are eagerly awaiting updates. More on pg
12.

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