Lol wut.

>You love your fluffy pony more than anything
>Being an incredibly nervous person you act almost hysteric when your fluffy pony does something that’ll lead to its death
>Just last week your fluffy pony was about to hop in your underground pool not before screaming your lungs out then rushing out to save her only to scare her off then fall in yourself
>You’re in your living room watching Spongbob with fluffy pony
>”siwwy sponge cwash caw.” Your fluffy says
>You get up to fetch your fluffy pony a treat for being o so cute
>Suddenly you hear a thump followed by a little “owwie.”
>You rush into the room then jump over the sofa landing on her front left leg followed by a loud cruch
>Your little fluffy is laying there screaming and crying while trying to run only succeeding to limp around in pain
>”Oh shit I’m so sorry!” you shout as you pick her up by her broken leg without thinking
>This causes her even greater pain, not that you notice
>You throw her onto a table fairly hard without thinking and pull out a saw
>”It’s ok sweety daddy saw the people on TV do this before.”
>You then begin to start sawing one of her legs off
>Once it comes off you notice something. It was the wrong leg
>You pick it up then throw it off the table while squealing like a little bitch crying, “daddy’s so sorry uhh let’s try this.”
>You rush into your kitchen to grab some magnesium sulfate then dump it all over her
>She then starts wailing in even more pain when you realize it was just regular salt
>Unable to think of anything else you run around in circles crying like a bitch until fluffy pony stops crying and bleeds to death
>You bury her the next day watering your eyes out
>A bunch of fluffy pony abusers show up in a six flags bus then start walking the dinosaur while laughing at what a shitty caretaker you are
>You shit yourself while crying
>The End :D