Poopy OBB copypasta

It was the Brazilian Biology Olympiad, second stage. I had had viral diarrhea for the past few days but had the hopes of having improved in time.
When the day came, it was evident I wasn't. Well, what choice did I have besides doing the test still farting my food out? I pooped "a bit"  before the beginning, and hoped for the best. The whole exam had 100 questions and lasted for 4 hours; it was pretty intense, given the difficulty of the questions and the time we had.
Having cramps didn't make concentrating much better, but I still managed to keep everything under control until about an hour to the end, maybe an hour and a half. Then, I felt yet another of the many farts I had queued up on my anus. I, very carefully, tried to release it, just a bit at a time. When I was nearly done, I felt it. Was it really just a fart? Probably not. Still, I couldn't afford to lose time figuring this out, the exam was the priority. I told myself staining my underclothing brown would be a worthy price for doing the test well. And so, I ignored, until the end of the test, the fate of my underclothing.
When I arrived home, I changed my clothes, finally ending with Schrödinger's diaper: I had, indeed, pooped myself. Despite all of this, it paid out: I was among the top 15 of the country, just barely making it, as the 13th. If I hadn't ignored the poop from my fart, I would probably not have won the gold medal, nor made to the national finals, on the 3rd stage of it. It was a very worthwhile poop.