My Last Fight on E-Chat

Lil_Monkey: If I win that bastard goes away forever
Archangel: Hmmm hows about
Kadan: The lights die off as the titantron shows me backstage the lockeroom door swinging open while I smash my head into a wall "Deal."
Archangel: A deal? *He smirks at monkey as Click Click Boom picks up*
Lil_Monkey: Hm.... *gets ready*
Kadan: I walk out on stage and pop my shoulders and neck before I make my way down to the ring quickly as I slide in and bounce out of the slide into a perfect 360
Archangel: Just know this monkey you caused this rebirth so this is instant karma for you bloke *he rings the bell*
Lil_Monkey: *he begins shooting Kadan*
Kadan: I use instant transmission to dodge and appear behind monkey as ai smash a bottle of beer over his head and toss him over the top rope
Legion: We grin watching
Archangel: Still wanna pick on her Monkey?
Lil_Monkey: *lands on my feet and stands slightly dizzy*
Kadan: I toss my hat and leap over the top rope onto the apron before springing back onto the top rope and launching off ramming an elbow into monkeys nose
Lil_Monkey: *drops the gun and hits the wall as I smash Kadans head over the security barrier*
Kadan: I take the hit and bounce back up tossing monkey rib first into the security barrier before taking him down at the leg and hammering elbows into his jaw
Archangel: Cowboy Brawl baby
Lil_Monkey: *grabs Kadan and rams my thumb into its eye* Damn troll
Kadan: I stagger back and lean on the rail
Lil_Monkey: *charges Kadan*
Kadan: I hit Monkey under his chin with Sweet Chin Music before tossing him into the crowd as I then grab a chair and bash it over Monkeys head
Lil_Monkey: *hits the ground hard*
Kadan: I stomp monkeys throat and begin slamming the chair across his side nonstop until it bends
Lil_Monkey: *curls up in pain*
Kadan: I yank monkey up by his throat and dust him off as I then remove my mask "Wanna hear a secret about me before this ends monkey?"
Lil_Monkey: Sure *flips Kadan the bird*
Kadan: "My momma, brother, father, stepfather, and entire Family call me Hoss now heres why." I boot monkey in the balls and ram his head through the wall
Lil_Monkey: *lays there*
Kadan: "Cause Im the biggest, and the god damn strongest who can do whatever the Hell they like yet Im usually nice you just set big ole Hoss off though." I yank monkey away from the wall and KO him with a punch
Lil_Monkey: *lays there*
Archangel: He rings the bell declaring Kadan the winner
Kadan: I open up a cooler and take out a beer pouring it all over monkey before flipping him the bird and stomping his throat again
Jaiden: -dies of laughter before I decide to add the final touch as I deadlift monkey and toss him with a Crucifix Driver-