BLUE SQUAD EPISODE 1 PART 1

ALL THE HIGHLIGHTED IS TEDDY'S MIND TALKING AND OTHER PEOPLE TALKING TO TEDDY'S MIND TALK.

HabeusKaiju waits in his office, waiting for the Blue Crew to arrive
Teddy_Banks sits in a beanbag in hallway staring blankly at a locker
HabeusKaiju presses the buzzer on their watches
<HabeusKaiju>: they should be here by now...
Teddy_Banks scratches the side of his head he was supposed to be somewhere
Teddy_Banks looks down at his watch
<Teddy_Banks>: "Oh shit"
<Teddy_Banks>: "oh"
Teddy_Banks gets up and jogs to Habs office
Doppler struts on in, looking around
<Doppler>: "Hey Hondai"
<HabeusKaiju>: It's Honda, Antonio, have a seat
Skyler walks into the office
Doppler chuckles to himself, takes a seat
Teddy_Banks enters the room
<HabeusKaiju>: hey Skyler, just waiting on a fe-oh hey Ted
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey Mr Hyundai!"
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: Seriosuly guys, is this some kind of joke?
<Skyler>: "Nobody told /me/ about it."
HabeusKaiju looks at Doppler
Doppler gives a thumbs up
Skyler takes a seat
Teddy_Banks blows a strand of hair out of his but it just stays where it is covering most of his face
<Teddy_Banks>: "Just joshing ya, bud"
<Doppler>: "Good ol' fun"
<Teddy_Banks>: "What's up, boss?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, just waiting on Danni, and we can go
Teddy_Banks drags the beanbag in as well and plops down in it
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: Ted, bean bags chairs are a pool of germs
<Teddy_Banks>: "S'okay I bathe"
HabeusKaiju nods
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, sounds good
Teddy_Banks pushes the beanbag out

Teddy_Banks "Sup, buds, it's me Teddy Sky and Tony you're both in here"
Skyler "Any reason we're having a secret conversation right now?"
Doppler "Its helping me get that one song out of my head"
Teddy_Banks Oh I was just like gonna ask what the deets was on us being called here in case mr h already said something
Skyler "Dunno."
Teddy_Banks Oh
<Doppler>: "Beats me captain"
<Teddy_Banks>: Alright I can tune this off if you dudes want to lax the minds before we start using this again
<Skyler>: "Sounds good to me."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Sorry to bother you dudes keep it real"
Teddy_Banks fades out of their heads
<Teddy_Banks>: [go ahead and exit the room fellas
Doppler once again has that song in his head. You know the one. The one that no man can admit to liking or else they lose their man card. But damn is it catchy


Suicide_girl opens the door, need descriptions you btts
HabeusKaiju ,Doppler, Skyler, and Teddy_Banks all sit in his office
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, hey Danni, shall we begin?
<Suicide_girl>: "Yeah.."
Suicide_girl needs a seat?
<HabeusKaiju>: I have a lounger, thanks to Wrong_Way ]
<Doppler>: "Hey Danni" he says over to her with a smile
<Skyler>: "Sup."
<Suicide_girl>: a what?]
<HabeusKaiju>: ISSUE #48 OF ARMCHAIR PSYCH ADVENTURES!, TRUE BELIEVERS]
Suicide_girl takes a seat
<HabeusKaiju>: http://insight-magazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/FEATURE3_Insight_SPR13_FINAL.jpg]
<Teddy_Banks>: "Ey whats up Danni"
<Suicide_girl>: "Hey...Ted
<Suicide_girl>: "
<HabeusKaiju>: So, who here is ready for their first mission, eh?
Doppler sits back, chilling
<Teddy_Banks>: Hey"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Uh yeah sure, boss man"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright!
HabeusKaiju begins typing on his computer
<Doppler>: "Sounds good to me"
Suicide_girl pulls out her gun
Suicide_girl shoots teddy with a shot of water, like a squirt gun. Not strong
Suicide_girl lets the gun dissapear
Teddy_Banks winces as water sprays him
HabeusKaiju looks up
<Teddy_Banks>: "Thanks"
<HabeusKaiju>: What was that?
<Doppler>: "Two hydrogens one oxygen"
<Doppler>: "times some extremely high number"
<Doppler>: "to be exact"
<Suicide_girl>: "I shot teddy for using his telepathy on him, I told him if he did Id shoot him"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh....
<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy, respect her wishes
<HabeusKaiju>: Anyways!
HabeusKaiju turns the computer around, to show a screen with a strange image on it. A large wedge with wheels, plowing through dirt appears on the screen
<Teddy_Banks>: "I was just like"
<HabeusKaiju>: Do you guys know what this is?
<Teddy_Banks>: "..shit"
<Suicide_girl>: I could totally shoot him and just say "he was reading my mind"]
Teddy_Banks looks up at the screen
Suicide_girl notices the screen
Doppler looks over, not particularly in the know on this
<Teddy_Banks>: "Uh"
<Skyler>: "A hoe?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Nah, boss, no idea"
Teddy_Banks snickers at what Skyler said
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, this here right here machine, has been tearing up a lot of ground up in my homeland. Specifically, the northwest Territories, but seems to be heading down south.
<HabeusKaiju>: And, frankly, the army does not seem to be having a fun time with it
<Doppler>: ["looks to me like a pussy, but not a pussy in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy with no goddamn sense, ya dig?"]
<Skyler>: "So, basically, we're gonna go figure out what it is and then blow it up."
HabeusKaiju clicks on the next image, showing the monstrosity towering over tanks, looking like mere pebbles underneath it's treads
<HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, you know it
<Suicide_girl>: "Its fine teddy but lets leave it at this"
Teddy_Banks wipes his face with his hand most of it is still blocked by hair
Suicide_girl thinks "Did I say that out loud?"
<Doppler>: "Alright..."
<HabeusKaiju>: So!
HabeusKaiju claps
Skyler gives Suicide_Girl an odd look
<HabeusKaiju>: How about we head there?
Teddy_Banks scratches the back of his head
HabeusKaiju smiles
<Suicide_girl>: "Where do we change?"
Teddy_Banks pulls his hat down some
<Skyler>: "Oh, right. Uniforms."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, the change rooms, I'll lead ya there

*** Suicide_girl is now known as Six_Shot

HabeusKaiju heads to the door, when there is a knock
Teddy_Banks kinda shrinks into his hoodie
Skyler gives Teddy_Banks a similar look
Doppler doesn't say anything, sitting back
<GoodTimes>: On the other side, Andy swings the door open "Oh good, you havent left yet! I finally found Clemmy! He was making a nest on the roof out by the pool." he laughs, scratching the back of his head.
Teddy_Banks waves at Skyler
<GoodTimes>: Another voice pipes up from outside the room "Is Clemont." Andy rolls his eyes "I know, I know. Just come say hello."
*** GoodTimes is now known as Clemont
<Clemont>: Just then, a three foot tall crow wearing a sergent's hat hops into the office in front of Andy. http://i44.tinypic.com/2wpjjsw.jpg
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, are you Clemont?
<Teddy_Banks>: "Dude I'm tripping out"
Skyler chuckles a bit at Clemont
<Clemont>: Clemont nods quickly "Big Lizzaman right. Me Clemont."
Six_Shot snickers
Doppler keeps his base expression, internally bewildered
<Clemont>: Clemont glares at Six_Shot "What funny?" he asks. It's hard to sound threatening when his voice is so young and high pitched, though.
<Skyler>: "I get to work with someone else with wings, is all."
Six_Shot cant hold it anymore she just falls back laughing into the couch
Teddy_Banks 's mouth hangs open, he seems to be tripping balls
<Six_Shot>: AhAhAhAHAHAhahahaahahitsadorablehahaahahaasdaaw
<HabeusKaiju>: Danni, Don't laugh!
<Clemont>: Andy rolls his eyes "AHEM." he coughs.
Doppler is keeps on the poker face
Teddy_Banks shuts his mouth
<Clemont>: "This here's Clemont. A mutant, just like everyone else here. His just happens to be a more advanced physical mutation. So seriously, dick move laughing at a kid."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Whats up Clemont
<Skyler>: "A kid? How old is he?"
<Clemont>: Andy crosses his arms, looking at the students.
Six_Shot stands up stuffing in her laughs "Hm s-sorry, Its very rude I didnt mean to fly off the handles"
<Clemont>: Clemont scowls at the pun.
Doppler poker face intensifies
<Clemont>: Andy thinks for a second "He's like, ten."
<Skyler>: "Hrrm. Okay, then."
<Six_Shot>: "Sorry I didnt mean to ...nothing"
Six_Shot didnt say rustle anyones feathers
<Clemont>: Clemont stays quiet, letting out a quiet "hmph".
<HabeusKaiju>: Andy, now, ot be frank...do you think Clemont can handle a mission like this?
Six_Shot cant stop smiling
Skyler looks over Clement with a rather innocently amused smile
Doppler remains chill as usual. He is a bit distracted, them soundwaves bro
<Clemont>: Andy gives him a big grin "Oh, totally. He's even bailed me out a few times." he admits, rubbing the back of his head "His dad's military, and he's got his dad's smarts."
<Clemont>: Clemont perks up, looking around "Who say that?" he asks.
<HabeusKaiju>: alright, well, ya ready to fly then Clemont?
Teddy_Banks puts a hand to his temple and seems to focus
<Clemont>: Clemont shakes his head, and looks back at Theo "Uh.. Me rea-" he starts, but then gets a worried expression "Get out of headbrain!" he chirps worriedly.
<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy, no head comms if they don't want it
<Teddy_Banks>: "Sorry, bro just introducing myself"
<Clemont>: He hops back a few steps, back to Andy.
<HabeusKaiju>: Anyways, time is of the essence here, Canada is sort of being mulched right now
HabeusKaiju gets up
<HabeusKaiju>: We'll just get changed on the jet, okay?
<Skyler>: "Teddy, maybe you ought to practice talking with your mouth when we're off business."
<Six_Shot>: "Is there a bathroom on the jet?"
HabeusKaiju begins to head out the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes there is
Teddy_Banks looks down dejectedly "I was just introducing him to it"
HabeusKaiju taps his foot outside the door
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, I gotta lock up after you guys
Six_Shot follows out
Doppler gets up, his hands in his pockets. He heads out following hab with that same old half amused half neutral expression
Teddy_Banks steps out of the room
<Clemont>: Andy frowns "That things in Canada? Geez. I'd join ya, but it looks like you've already got your hands full." he jokes. He kneels down to Clemont "You'll be fine kiddo. Theo's a smart guy, he'll show you the works." he tells him, ruffling the feathers on his head. Clemont chirps irritably before hopping out the door with Andy.
<Teddy_Banks>: "I didn't realize you guys were so anti telepathy and stuff"
<HabeusKaiju>: Skyler, ya coming?
<Skyler>: "Oh, right. Sorry."
Skyler follows the group
HabeusKaiju locks uo the office, and heads out
<Clemont>: Andy shrugs "Clemont likes his personal space, so don't take it personal." he explains "Now, I've gotta get going. You take care of those guys, kay Clemmy?" Andy jokes. Clemont frowns, but nods "Me will."
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark better not fill it with soda cans again....
HabeusKaiju mumbles
HabeusKaiju rushes off to the jet
<Clemont>: Andy walks off, and Clemont hops after Hab
Six_Shot calls changing first and rushes off to it
<Teddy_Banks>: "Dont see me scolding people for being birds or like lizards or stuff"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Second teddy gets his mind vibes on Im the bad guy"
<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy, we can hash it out later
HabeusKaiju hops in the front passenger seat of the jet
Skyler walks calmly over to the jet
Teddy_Banks grumbles to himself and steps onto the jet
<Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah, yeah just put if off, boss man"
Six_Shot gets into the bathroom and 30 minutes later comes out with her armor on
<Clemont>: Clemont just nestles himself into a chair, his feathers puffing out when he compresses himself.
<Six_Shot>: http://postimg.org/image/6t6bw7843/
<Teddy_Banks>: "Dibs"
Doppler shrugs, he gets onto the jet and just changes in his seat. All you get is a shot of his body with cybernetics and his underwear, ladies. Nothing more. He gets in his getup.
<Six_Shot>: lewd[
Teddy_Banks changes after Six Shot
<Skyler>: "Is changing a requirement?"
Teddy_Banks jumps out a few seconds later
Six_Shot takes a seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Nah, change if ya want Skyler. you all ready?
Skyler nods
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright jet, do your thing!
Teddy_Banks walks to Hab
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey Mr. Honda can I like talk to you for a second"
<Doppler>:http://s11.postimg.org/qept0n6f7/doppler.png ]
<HabeusKaiju>: the Jet begins to hum to life, as It begins to fly into the air. It starts slowly, but quickly rockets into the air
<HabeusKaiju>: what's up Ted?
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey so like"
<Teddy_Banks>: "You said that it was just like a personal hang up of yours the whole telepathy fear thing
<Teddy_Banks>: But everyone I think to is like flipping out
Doppler chills back in his seat, looking over to Six_Shot
Teddy_Banks is wearing this http://i.imgur.com/3AVXcwo.jpg
<Doppler>: "So... hey"
<Clemont>: Clemont opens an eye and looks at Teddy, listening.
Skyler lies back in his seat, figuring now's the time to relaz and possibly nap
<Teddy_Banks>: "Like my shits falling apart all my powers are based on like self confidence and I feel like a jerk"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well...you just have to give them time, man. It can feel strange, but if you sit them down, and explain it, I'm sure they will come around, ya know?
<Six_Shot>: "Hey.."
<HabeusKaiju>: Kill em with kindness, right?
HabeusKaiju smiles, and lightly smacks Teddy_Banks' arm
<Doppler>: "Never got a chance to really talk, I noticed. Just figured we'd talk a bit now that we're going off to the front lines"
<Teddy_Banks>: I like tried that, boss man"
<Six_Shot>: "Right. What was your name?"
<Teddy_Banks>: No one listens to me
<Doppler>: "Getting a sense of who I got by my side. I already know Skyler and Ted well enough, but I gotta admit I ain't seen much of you"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, just keep on trucking, and I'll chat with them, okay?
<Doppler>: "So... whats up?"
<Doppler>: "Names Antonio"
<HabeusKaiju>: Who are the people with issues?
<Teddy_Banks>: Whatever man nothing knew being the bad guy because Im a psionic
<Teddy_Banks>: Next time a dude walks into the room with four extra arms Im like gonna tell him to not be in the same room because the act of him having a second pair of arms is an invasion of my sensibilities"
<Six_Shot>: "Dunno, I might"
<Doppler>: "Nobody does..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Woah, okay, I don't want you feeling alienated....
<Clemont>: "Clemont not wanta headbrain talky to." he pipes up at Teddy "Not wanta invade Clemont space." he huggs, ruffiling his feathers.
HabeusKaiju gets out of his chair
<Six_Shot>: Just tell me your name"
<HabeusKaiju>: HEY GUYS?
<Teddy_Banks>: "Clemont flipped and you scolded me, Danni hates even the idea of it, and Skyler is like 'learn to talk with your mouth, teddy"
Six_Shot turns to hab
<Teddy_Banks>: "No please dont make me like the snitch who whined"
Doppler clears his throat
Teddy_Banks holds his heads in his hands
Doppler is interrupted before he starts
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey guys. I wanna do a pow wow, okay?
<Skyler>: "I have no idea what that is."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Great now Im like a total loser"
<HabeusKaiju>: Just...get into a circle
<Six_Shot>: "Arent we on a urgent mission?"
HabeusKaiju goes to the middle of the airplane, and sits down
<HabeusKaiju>: We got an hour or two
Doppler will never get to tell senpai his name
<Clemont>: Clemont huffs "Clemont already tell Teddy that Clemont not wanta Clemont headbrain space invaded." he says, not getting out of his seat.
Six_Shot takes a seat
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey like shut up man, I don't talk crap about your powers"
<HabeusKaiju>: So...does anyone here have any issues with me?
<Clemont>: "Clemont not choose to be crow. Teddy chose to invade Clemont headbrain space." he points out.
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey dude I was just introducing myself!"
Doppler grumbles, his voice echoing through his helmet with a reverberation
Skyler gets up and sits down
<Six_Shot>: "Not really"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Man this is such bullshit
<Skyler>: "Are we supposed to?"
Doppler sounds a wee bit autotuned or at least electronic when he speaks
<HabeusKaiju>: Okay....now, I can turn into a 100 ft monster, and I once destroyed a small city
<HabeusKaiju>: Was it my fault?
<Skyler>: "...Is this hypothetical? Or rhetorical?"
Doppler looks over to Skyler, you can't see his face but the three glowing lines in his helmet seem to look skeptical about this scenario
Six_Shot doesnt have to answer that
<Clemont>: "Did Lizzaman break place on purpose?" he asks.
Skyler gives a similarly weirded out expression to Doppler
<HabeusKaiju>: okay, the city was accidental, but, turning into a 100 ft place, was not under my control
<HabeusKaiju>: So, do you dislike me, because of something I can't control?
<Clemont>: "No." he says plainly "But Teddy choose to invade Clemont headbrain space."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Look Im sorry man"
<HabeusKaiju>: that is true. Teddy, do you promise to only use your powers with permission?
<Teddy_Banks>: "Alright, fine"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Look its just like"
<HabeusKaiju>: Good. but just so everyone knows, Teddy means no harm with his powers. They are completey safe, to you and I
HabeusKaiju puts a hand on Teddy_Banks' shoulder
<HabeusKaiju>: and you can go in whenever you want, okay, buddy?
<Teddy_Banks>: "I feel like people think Im like reading their thoughts and controlling them when I think to them"
<Teddy_Banks>: "And thats like total bs"
<Clemont>: Clemont smiles. It's not a very 'nice' smile, kinda cocky, but a smile nonetheless "Clemont forgive Teddy. Just no invade Clemnont headbrain space without permission."
<Six_Shot>: "Ive met you once and think this is pretty personal way of communicating and am not comfortable doing it right of the back is all."
<Six_Shot>: "I dont think youre controlling us"
Teddy_Banks keeps almost talking then shutting his mouth again
<Teddy_Banks>: "You know what I'm done with this just forget I ever brought up telepathy, I'm just a healer now"
Teddy_Banks takes off his shiny metal helmet and throws it in a seat grabbing a set in the very back of the jet and pulling his hood over
<Clemont>: "Clemont not care that you can invade headbrain space. Just don't invade headbrain space without asking." he huffs "Not hard."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Just shut up, dude"
<Teddy_Banks>: "No one talk to me without permission first"
Skyler frowns, but chooses to remain silent
Doppler grumbles in his electronic way again
<Clemont>: "Fine." he huffs, ruffling his feathers and chirping quietly.
HabeusKaiju sighs
Six_Shot scoffs because thats the only not happy sound left
<HabeusKaiju>: We're off to a shining start
HabeusKaiju mutters under his breathe
<Teddy_Banks>: "Hey who talked?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Ask permission first"
HabeusKaiju heads back to the front and waits for the plane to arrive
<Teddy_Banks>: "You're invading my air space"
Doppler looks back over to six_shot
<Skyler>: "I see where this is going."
<Doppler>: "You want to hear the name now, no?" he says, directing the sound only to her ears
<Six_Shot>: "Sure go ahead"
<Clemont>: Clemont looks at Hab when he sits down "...Clemont not try to be mean to Teddy..." he mutters.
<Doppler>: "Antonio Rodrigo de Foc desde Barcelona y Manila Santiago Benezio Rey y Cipriano"
<HabeusKaiju>: It's fine buddy, I am sure he meant you no harm. We're just gonna have to work as a team, and form those bonds, ya know?
<Six_Shot>: "....Ive heard longer"
Six_Shot is spanish too ya baka
<Doppler>: "Really?"
Doppler did not know that
<Clemont>: "Teddy need to know Clemont not wanta headbrain space invaded." he muttered.
<HabeusKaiju>: We'll work on it, okay, buddy?
Skyler gets up to sit back in his seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright gang, we are almost there, okay?
<Six_Shot>: "Yeah"
Teddy_Banks sits in the back with his hands pressed to the sides of his head
<HabeusKaiju>: Get ready to drop. the wedge was reported to be firing off anti-aircraft rounds
<Skyler>: "Oh. Great."
<Doppler>: "Never expected that coming to this country. You all got... 3 names only"
<Doppler>: "sometimes two"
Skyler sighs and slowly an aura resembling the stuff composing his wings envelops his entire body
<Clemont>: Clemont gets up, and flaps his wings, letting him look out the window, looking for the wedge.
Doppler nods and gets up
<Doppler>: "Well, lets chat once this is over, alright?"
<Doppler>: "If you remember the name by then, of course" he says with a bit of muse
<Six_Shot>: "Alright"
Teddy_Banks stands up and looks out a window
Six_Shot gets up as well
Six_Shot looks out window
<HabeusKaiju>: Outside the window, is the wedge. A large mechanical beast, with many large fixtures jutting in and out of it, and a giant corkscrew blade near the front, rotating, and gulping up soil. It seems to stand 300 feet tall, and about 500 feet long, you can see the path of destruction it leaves in it's way, a large line of torn up land. On the top, seems to be many
<HabeusKaiju>: pulsing lights, and a handful of turrets. they begin to aim at you
<Doppler>: "Ah crap"
Six_Shot looks at her gun
Six_Shot llooks at death personified
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys....
<HabeusKaiju>: We gotta go now
Doppler doesn't have enough bass for this
HabeusKaiju heads to the back
<Clemont>: He flaps on over to the door "Soldier Clemont ready! Clemont go looksee for weakspots!" he says, giving Hab a salute.
<Six_Shot>: "Cant we have a second? I could create a fog so they dont just shoot us down"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, everyone, parachutes on, remember, count to 10 an-
<Six_Shot>: "Or at least it would be harder to see...for us too though..."
<HabeusKaiju>: A loud bang erupts next to the plane
<HabeusKaiju>: OHGODEVERYONE GO!
HabeusKaiju rushes everyone ou the back door
Teddy_Banks shoots up and bails out the back door
Doppler grabs the parachute and bolts it, being too young and beautiful to die
Six_Shot rushes out
<Clemont>: Clemont leaps out the door, and starts flying around in the air "Clemont carry one down?" he offers.
<HabeusKaiju>: GOGOGO
Skyler is relatively unphazed amidst the chaos. He's perfectly safe in this aura, maybe even if the ship were to blow up. He ought to test out his bulk sometime. He hops out of the plane without a parachute, flapping his wings and taking off into the air
HabeusKaiju grabs his chute, and leaps out the back
HabeusKaiju pulls the chute, and floats down
Teddy_Banks opens his parachute and begins drifting down
Six_Shot didnt pack a parachute
<Clemont>: When he sees everyone is fine with their parachutes, he takes off after Skyler, flapping his wings quickly to try and catch up.
Six_Shot aims at the ground
<HabeusKaiju>: DANNI, WHAT?!
Six_Shot flyclops it with a gust of wind from her gun
<Six_Shot>: :3
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<Six_Shot>: "I FORGOT"
<Skyler>: "Whatever works, eh?"
HabeusKaiju lands down, and waits for the others
Doppler lets open his parachute, having an absolutely terrible fear of heights
Six_Shot slowly falls to the ground
Teddy_Banks lands down a little ways away from the others
Skyler zooms past everyone to the ground, catching himself right before he'd smack into the ground with a loud WHOOSH. He lands almost daintily.
Doppler lands, glad to finally be on solid ground
Skyler 's outstretched wings are notably larger than normal, and perhaps a little more vivid in color than usual.
Teddy_Banks looks around to see were the others are and where the wedge is
<Clemont>: Clemont notices Teddy land a bit away from the others, and flies down after him. He stays aloft when he looks at him "Otherfolk thisaway." he says, craning his head over in the direction of the others.
<Teddy_Banks>: "Ask permission"
Teddy_Banks gets up and throws off his parachute
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright...Not the best reception, eh?
HabeusKaiju chuckles
<Clemont>: He stays quiet "...Fine. Stay lost." he says, flapping his wings and starting to fly higher.
Teddy_Banks looks for where the wedge is in relation to him
<HabeusKaiju>: You all have landed in on of the great canals the terrifying machine had created in it's wake of destruction. A couple hundred yards ahead of you, is the machine, still trucking on
<Skyler>: "I can search for an opening. Or at least distract it."
<Clemont>: Clemont arrives shortly where the others are, considering they weren't too far away "Teddy over thataway. He wanta stay lost." he says with an irate huff.
<HabeusKaiju>: I would not suggest flying guys, stay to the gr-oh, thanks Clemont, we'll go pick him up
<HabeusKaiju>: So, who wants a piggy back ride?
HabeusKaiju begins to fiddle with his belt, and grows to his 88 ft size, and holds down his hand
Six_Shot jumps on habs back
Teddy_Banks begins jogging toward the machine
<Teddy_Banks>: "Show them who Teddy Maxwell Banks is"
<Teddy_Banks>: "He isn't some mind invader, and he doesn't need to learn to communicate"
<Six_Shot>: TEDDY NO, DONT BE OUR THUNDERBIRD"]
<Clemont>: He cocks his head at Theo "Clemont small. Bigworm won't see Clemont." he says, flapping his wings "Clemont go looksee Bigworm."
Skyler flaps his wings once to boost his jump enough to simply hop onto hab's hand
<Teddy_Banks>: "Show them Teddy Banks is a hero"
<Skyler>: "We ought to pick up Teddy, too."
Teddy_Banks begins sprinting toward the wedge
HabeusKaiju begins to jog towards the hoe, to go slap it
Doppler follows the others on hab's back
<HabeusKaiju>: I WILL, DON'T WORRY
HabeusKaiju begins to jog towards the machine
<HabeusKaiju>: TEDDY?
<HabeusKaiju>: ARE YA THERE?
<Teddy_Banks>: "ASK PERMISSION"
<Clemont>: When he recieves no objections, Clemont takes to the air and starts flying towards the machine.
<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy_Banks can see HabeusKaiju closing fast
<HabeusKaiju>: OH...PERMISSION TO PICK YOU UP?
Teddy_Banks keeps sprinting his long legs carrying him pretty quickly he's a surpisingly quick runner
<Teddy_Banks>: "YES"
<Teddy_Banks>: "ASK PERMISSION"
<HabeusKaiju>: I JUST DID
<HabeusKaiju>: MAY I PICK YOU UP?
<Teddy_Banks>: "NO"
Teddy_Banks tucks down and hauls ass
<Skyler>: "CAN YOU HEAL YOURSELF IF YOU GET SHOT?"
<HabeusKaiju>: THIS IS NO TIME FOR ARGUING, CANADA IS BEING DESTROYED!
<Teddy_Banks>: "IM NOT ARGUING IM PROTECTING MY PRIVACY"
<Clemont>: Clemont, being much smaller that Hab, finally catches up and passes him in the air.
Teddy_Banks keeps up an incredibly fast pace
<HabeusKaiju>: UGH, TED, COME HERE
Teddy_Banks grits his teeth and seriously hauls ass
HabeusKaiju picks up ted, and pops him on his back
Teddy_Banks sits on Habs back with the others
<HabeusKaiju>: CLEMONT, GET BACK HERE, WE ARE HERE AS A TEAM
<Six_Shot>: "Are we there yet?"
Doppler holds on to hab, still afraid of heights
HabeusKaiju finally catches up with the plow, and sees a small ledge. Habeus raises a hand, and tells the kids to get off
<Clemont>: Clemont frowns, looking at Theo, since he was about eye-level with him now "But Clemont... small." he huffs. It sounds like it was hard for him to say that "Clemont not get seen."
Skyler sits near the edge of hab's back, rearing to take off and fly
<Six_Shot>: "That...was suprisingly easy"
Six_Shot needs a description
<HabeusKaiju>: THERE'S A SMALL VENT THERE. YOU CAN ALL FIT IN, BUT I WON'T BE ABLE TO. I WILL TRY TO STOP IT FROM THE OUTSIDE
Teddy_Banks hops off onto the ledge
<HabeusKaiju>: There is a small vent there, you can all fit into
Skyler hops off onto the ledge
Doppler jumps down with them
<Skyler>: Oh, boy. Wings might get in the way of this one.
<Teddy_Banks>: "I could figure out if anyone's inside with telepathy"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Wouldn't wanna like invade their privacy though"
<Doppler>: "Go for it"
<Six_Shot>: "Come on, skyler, telepebear, birdy, Antonio Rodrigo de Foc desde Barcelona y Manila Santiago Benezio Rey y Cipriano. Lets go"
Six_Shot heads for the vent
Teddy_Banks senses for any minds inside
Doppler cracks his knuckles, the sound becomes a lot more striking and sudden, emphasizing the urgent situation
Skyler flaps his outstretched wings a few times, as they go to normal size again. He also gives Six_Shot an odd look, noticing how she says Doppler's entire name
<Doppler>: "You /do/ remember"
<Clemont>: Clemont scowls "Teddy acting like chick." he huffs, flapping his wings and reaches the vent and climbing in.
<Skyler>: "She's a keeper, Tony."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Let's see if anyone's home"
Six_Shot doesnt know your last name skyler or teddys
<Teddy_Banks>: "Did you just call me a babe dude"
Skyler never told you.
Doppler would be smiling if he wasn't wearing the mask that concealed his face. He heads along in
Six_Shot was laughing too hard tto listen to birdy's
Skyler heads into the vent
<Clemont>: Clemont shakes his head, not even answering that.
<HabeusKaiju>: There is a large amount of "things" on the inside. You can't quite seem to make out any distinct features, but the numbers seem to reach into the hundreds
<HabeusKaiju>: They are human, but something is off, you can't quite put your finger on
Teddy_Banks drops in after
<Teddy_Banks>: "Guys there like a ton of dudes in here maybe hundreds"
<Skyler>: "Let's beat'em up."
Six_Shot is already going through vent, need a description
Skyler keeps crawling
<HabeusKaiju>: The vent stretches for a while, the floor quite warm, as you walks hands and knees through it. A loud dinging noise is heard throughout the vent, as you finally come to the opening, above another grated ledge
Doppler looks around, being able to see the trail a noise makes and where it comes from
Six_Shot keeps on truckin
<HabeusKaiju>: Large vats of strange, red goo, is being dumped, and churned, and sent farther into the machine, as it is jettisoned out through tubes. the heat has become much greater, almost hurting to keep your eyes open. the sound seems to be coming all around, from various speakers
Teddy_Banks takes a few deep breaths
<Teddy_Banks>: "My pheromone should help with the pain"
Skyler is pretty comfortable, even without armor. Dat aura.
Six_Shot takes aim and shoots some FREEEZE at the vats to tru ad cool stuff down
<HabeusKaiju>: DODODOO DO DO DO DO DOO DOOOOO
<HabeusKaiju>: Is the sound coming from the speakers
<Six_Shot>: "Everyone should /chill/ I got this"
Skyler keeps on crawling
<Skyler>: "Please don't start cold puns."
Six_Shot is terrible at humor
Skyler is no longer crawling
<Six_Shot>: "What I thought they were pretty /ice/"
<Doppler>: "ohsweetlord"
<Six_Shot>: "...fine I'll stop"
<Skyler>: "Thank you."
Skyler sounds pretty sincere with that
Six_Shot is frowning, she thought they were fun
<Six_Shot>: did i help the heat at all hab?]
<HabeusKaiju>: The machine seems to grind to a halt. but after a few seconds, a loud beeping noise replaces the DOOOO's
Teddy_Banks mutters "no yeah you're welcome, hope you dont mind that power"
<Doppler>: "Oh come on, don't give us the cold shoulder."
<Six_Shot>: "hehehe"
<HabeusKaiju>: Doppler can hear the footsteps of many people running to there location
Teddy_Banks in a made up silly voice "thanks teddy you're pheromone functioning as a pain killer is really useful"
<Doppler>: "I guess you cou- I hear people"
<Doppler>: "Heading to us"
Skyler internally sighs a thousand defeated sighs
<Six_Shot>: "Where ?"
Six_Shot summons her gun in her hand, and gets ready, enhanced combat mofo.
<HabeusKaiju>: the seem to be coming down a corridor to the east of you, and will arrive there in about a minute
Teddy_Banks can sense where people are as well
<Six_Shot>: "Should we make a barriar?"
<Doppler>: "East, heading towards us, ETA about a minute"
Skyler grows his wings out again, smacking them together like a fist and open palm.
<Skyler>: "Time to solve our problems with violence."
<HabeusKaiju>: To your west, you can see a couple of corridors, leading out to other directions
Skyler smirks
Six_Shot turns to doppler "hey I had an idea, my bugsis was telling me about a fastball special..."
<Six_Shot>: "Wanna try it?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "If we wanna keep stealthy we oughta take this conversation inside"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Or would that be like invasive?"
<Doppler>: "We need it right now"
<Skyler>: "If you're asking for permission Teddy, this is me giving it."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Would hate to like offend anybody"
<Teddy_Banks>: "You guys sure?"
<Doppler>: "Not the time, bro. We got 15 seconds"
<Six_Shot>: "Antonio Rodrigo de Foc desde Barcelona y Manila Santiago Benezio Rey y Cipriano im sorry"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Testing testing"
<Doppler>: "And Danni... lets do it"
Six_Shot shoots doppler at the horde with a blast of air, then starts firing multiple sound shots at her over and over
<Doppler>: "Right, lets get this show on the road"
<Skyler>: "I read you."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Well happy to have you aboard as uncomfortable as it is to host these conversations in /my/ head its always a pleasure, dudes"
<HabeusKaiju>: Doppler is hot into the foyer below, as a crew of mechanics, all carrying blunderbuss, looking at him, and pointing them at him
<HabeusKaiju>: Whut in tarnation they heck is yo' suppose t'be?
Six_Shot never agreed
Skyler begins walking toward the oncoming enemy, hoping a display of giant glowing technicolor wings might at least intimidate them
Teddy_Banks drops down into the fray behind Skyler and Doppler
Six_Shot keeps unloading sound shots at him, sound is an element. Who knew?
Dopples is caught off guard at first, but gets an idea. The sound shot at him begins to form in a bubble, beginning to compress it ahead of him as he brings in even more sound from around him. He smashes into the horde, popping the bubble with a big BOOM and creating a shockwave along with it like a cannon ball
Dopples basically just set off a vibration bomb on them
<Teddy_Banks>: "Dude freakin rad!"
<Skyler>: "Mission 1 and we've already got synergy like this?"
<Dopples>: "Oh christ I had no idea what I just did"
<Skyler>: "I like it."
<Skyler>: "Oh, right. Talking with thoughts. Still gotta get accustomed to that."
<HabeusKaiju>: the crowd of mechanics are blasted apart, all knocked against the walls
<Dopples>: "Scared the shit outta me... but it worked"
Six_Shot keeps a distance at first, taking out the scattered troopers with electric shots
Six_Shot SHOOTS THEM WHILE THEY ARE DOWN
<Teddy_Banks>: "It won't come up often"
Dopples gets his balance once again, proud of himself
<Teddy_Banks>: "Apparently"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Anyone hurt?"
<HabeusKaiju>: the troops begin to fire with their blunderbuss, as orbs of electricty begin to shoot out of them towards the gang
<Dopples>: "I think we're about to be"
Six_Shot shoots at the ground forming a metal lightning rod
Six_Shot is grounded
<HabeusKaiju>: the lightning crash against the rod
Dopples uses the ambient sound around him, and whats left of the sound boom, to make a few directed waves of sound right to the ears of the men, disorienting them
Dopples ducks behind cover
Teddy_Banks hits the deck
<Skyler>: "Awh, shit. Thanks. I can take tanks better than tazers."
<HabeusKaiju>: The man begin to stagger around, firing off more shots into the air, hitting some of the machinery
Six_Shot forms a few more lightning rods into the general area to protect anyone at most places
Skyler takes to the air and flies low, spreading his wings, intending to clothesline as many guards as possible
<HabeusKaiju>: Skyler is able to successfully closeline 5 off-guard guards, as Six_Shot's poles direct the electricity towards them
Six_Shot shoots the ground around the guards with ice, makin it slippery
<Six_Shot>: "Wow this is easy"
Skyler lands on the ground. He picks up one guard with a wing, and throws it at another one
<HabeusKaiju>: There are only 6 guards left, running towards the gang, before they slip on ice, and fire off a shot into the sky
<Skyler>: "Good wo-argh I hate my job"
Teddy_Banks hangs back and dodges stray shots of electricity he begins to inspect the machinery
<HabeusKaiju>: All the guards are defeated, and groaning on the ground

<HabeusKaiju>: Teddy_Banks notices the pipeline, and the machinery, was badly damaged during the fight
Dopples slips out of cover
<Dopples>: "We do good?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Gotta like shut this thing down"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Its gotta be getting gas from somewhere"
<Dopples>: "Right"
<Teddy_Banks>: "If we bust that up we break the whole thing"
<Skyler>: "Let's try not to blow this place up, though
Six_Shot_ shoots the guards each time wrapping one with vines. Then takes away their weapons and blocks them in a ice covering
<Skyler>: "At least, not while us good guys are still in it."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah thats why we need to break whatever is like gassing up the rest of it"
<HabeusKaiju>: A guard looks at the gang
<Teddy_Banks>: "Rather than just go smashing"
<Teddy_Banks>: 'Anyone hurt?"
Teddy_Banks looks at the others
<HabeusKaiju>: Thet'dn't be a wise idea
<Six_Shot_>: "Heall the guards"
Dopples looks at the guard, he clangs his metal gauntlet against the wall, generating a big old sound. He focuses that right at the guard, letting it pass through the eardrum without breaking it then cranking it up MAX POWAH to knock him out
<Teddy_Banks>: "Fuck"
<Skyler>: "We'd best get to the center of whatever the hell you'd call this, and make a game plan from there."
<HabeusKaiju>: As Dopples knocks out the gaurd, he hears something snap
<Teddy_Banks>: "Right"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Lets hit it"
<HabeusKaiju>: A groaning noise fills the area, coming from behind, and above the group
Teddy_Banks spins around
Six_Shot_ turns around, emporer corleone materializing in her and
<Dopples>: "The hell is that"
Dopples senses and views the sound to see where its coming from
<Skyler>: "I was hoping you'd tell us, Doppler."
<HabeusKaiju>: The giant vat that was being dumped into now seems to be slowly teetering towards the group, as it begins to spill its contents, a giant wave heading towards them
Six_Shot_ shoots at it FREEZE RAAAY
<Six_Shot_>: Aura dude, soundbro help me out"
<HabeusKaiju>: the giant wave is frozen in it's track
<Teddy_Banks>: "I uh"
<Teddy_Banks>: "oh jeez"
<Skyler>: "Sure. You want a hand?"
Skyler stifles a laugh
<Six_Shot_>: "..."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Good job"
<Six_Shot_>: "Lets just go"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Concur'd"
<Skyler>: "You missed a good ice pun opportunity."
<HabeusKaiju>: there are two corridors, one to the east, one to the west. The frozen wave now seems to be blocking the vent they came in through
<Six_Shot_>: "Ill head west"
Six_Shot_ heads west
<Skyler>: "If we split up, can you keep is us in contact, Teddy?"
<HabeusKaiju>: they gaggle of men lie groaning, entangled on the ground, there guns to their sides
<Teddy_Banks>: "Yeah"
<Dopples>: "Two to each corridor, no?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Just don't think loud"
<HabeusKaiju>: the guns seem to be wooden stock blunderbuss, but hums with a strange noise
Six_Shot_ is still heading west
<Teddy_Banks>: "Who goes which way, gang?"
<Skyler>: "Alright then. You stay with me, Teddy, I'll throw myself at people and you can heal me up after I inevitably remember why I hated Football.."
Skyler heads East
Dopples heads west
Six_Shot_ is ahead and needs descriptions...
<HabeusKaiju>: Six_Shot_ heads west, and comes to large prison cells, each room contained with a strange lazer wall. You can't quite make out what lies inside fro this far
Teddy_Banks heads east with Skyler
Six_Shot_ looks for any panels keys tech, stuff
<HabeusKaiju>: To the east, they find many more guards, toiling away at machinery, not seeming to notice Teddy_Banks and Skyler yet
<HabeusKaiju>: The cells each have a glowing circle nexts to each of them
<Teddy_Banks>: "Okay"
Dopples tries to hear what is beyond the cells and laser wall
<Teddy_Banks>: "If I like get their attention can you sweep em?"
Six_Shot_ PULLS THE TRIGGER AND SHOOTS A CIRCLE WITH A BULLET
<Skyler>: "I'm not sure how good I am at staying low-profile, but I can try."
<Teddy_Banks>: "Lemme give something a shot"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Chats going down for a bit guys gotta like focus my vibes"
<HabeusKaiju>: the bullet bounces off the orb, doing nothing. Dopples can hear the sounds of...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1K5iQTrCQ
<Skyler>: "I'll be on standby."
<Dopples>: "....I hear cows"
Skyler flies off high out of sight
Teddy_Banks puts his hands to his temples and grits his teeth he begins broadcasting sleep to all of the men in the hall as hard as he can, his nose starts to bleed but he is inducing sleep with all his might
<Six_Shot_>: "..."
<HabeusKaiju>: The men one after the other, drop down to rest
<Dopples>: "Cows..."
Six_Shot_ shoots the sides of the cage hoping that will stop the lazers
Dopples touches one of the circles
Skyler flies back down, apparently beating someone up isn't needed for this.
<HabeusKaiju>: Dopples also hears, every so often, the sound of a click, a whirr, and grinding meat
<HabeusKaiju>: the bullets have no effects, and the orb glows red, then back to blue, as nothing happens
Teddy_Banks 's eyes bug out a bit his nose is bleeding a lot but all they men are dropped into a deep slumber
<Teddy_Banks>: "Oh god"
Teddy_Banks stands back up a bit woozy
<Skyler>: "Hooooookay. When you said induce sleep, I didn't realize you meant at that... level. You alright?"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Gonna be okay"
<Dopples>: "I think they are grinding the cows"
<Six_Shot_>: "Hmm"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Never let me do that again"
<Dopples>: "Its some kinda slaughterhouse"
Six_Shot_ tries again with a SUN SHOT
Skyler puts his hand on Teddy's shoulder, as long as he's making contact he lends him some aura. Subtle healing factor, general health.
<Teddy_Banks>: "had to do something on this trip though"
Teddy_Banks puts his hands to his temples again doing it to induce healing actually not focus telepathy
<Skyler>: "This is working, right? Because I think I've got a smidge of healing powers to lend, myself."
<Teddy_Banks>: "I'm feeling good man"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Just gotta get my vibes back"
<Skyler>: "Alrighty, then."
Skyler takes his hand off, brushing it off on his coat.
<HabeusKaiju>: the bullet once again has no effect on the cell
<Teddy_Banks>: "Telepathy might be down for a little while, while I like recharge"
<HabeusKaiju>: Dopples can hear footsteps 20 metres away, and above them, tromping on the grates
<Dopples>: "I hear people, above us"
<Skyler>: "Sounds a little more efficient. Let's get going."
Skyler tries to loot a weapon off one of the guards
Teddy_Banks grabs a gun as well
<Teddy_Banks>: "Let's hit it, bro"
<HabeusKaiju>: Skyler once again finds a blunderbuss off the guard, the strange hum emanating from within
Skyler tries firing the weapon
<HabeusKaiju>: The gun kicks back, and fires a laser this time, blasting apart of the wall off
<Teddy_Banks>: "Dude, totally rad"
<Skyler>: "We can work with this!"
<Teddy_Banks>: "Totally"

[AND THEN I POSTED THE LOGS]