The Poster Incident

Bleep196: Ok, so Rosaline's going to promote the business
Arsene: Before she does so, Quinn is gonna call everyone into his room
stormfallen: Does Sorien get 1 or 2 will saves
Scorpion451 (GM): two, one for each of the madnesses
Klurg: oh, forgot to mention, when Quinn successfully made the talk without freaking out, she gave him a pat on the back... while looking extremely uncomfortable
(about warning the goblins)
Arsene: Actually, instead of calling everyone into his room he calls them to the War Room so we can actually get some use out of it
He tell them this is a matter of utmost importance
Klurg: "what's so important that you got me up from nap?"
Bleep196: "What's up Quinn?"
Arsene: "Not yet, we need Sorien for this too." He has a large piece of paper face down on the table in front of him
stormfallen: Sorien is still ensconced in his rooms
Arsene: After a little bit of waiting. "Do either of you want to get him or should we start without him?"
Klurg: "i'll go get him then. need to go back to nap soon."
Ailara nyooms to grab Sorien.
she knocks on the door
stormfallen: "Come in?"
Klurg: Ailara makes her way in. "sorien, need you for meeting."
stormfallen: Sorien looks up from his crafting as Ailara enters and blinks a few times. "Liara? Is that you...? No, Liara has been dead for years." He chuckles darkly to himself
wait no, that name is too similar
I dunno, insert random name there
Klurg: Ailara blinks. "no, just Ailara." (nah, that names works perfectly.)
Scorpion451 (GM): (Seconded. Similar name is a plus)
stormfallen: He blinks a few times. "Right, Ailara. Sorry."
"What is happening?"
Klurg: "dunno, quinn said something important."
"do you... need help walking there?"
stormfallen: "Too many lifetimes, too many names...it gets far too confusing."
"No, I will...be fine."
he gets up and Dimension Doors to the War Room, leaving Ailara behind
Arsene: (This is what magic has come to people)
Bleep196: Rosaline blinks at Sorien
stormfallen: Sorien blinks into existence, and blinks back
"Hi...?"
Bleep196: "Hi!"
n_n
Arsene: "Hey Sorien. Glad you could join us." He smiles nervously
Scorpion451 (GM): (What good is bending the laws of reality if you can't use it to avoid a lot of walking)
Klurg: Ailara nylons back. "rude."
nyooms*
Bleep196: (Rosaline does it with pezaz)
(Also, Rosaline's going to get a chance to show off her new armor in a moment.)
stormfallen: Sorien facepalms as Ailara walks in. "Oops, sorry."
Arsene: "Alright, now that you're all here, we can begin. As you all know, we're a serious business now, we have a brand. And we need to make sure that brand gets out there. And you know what that means? Advertising."
"And recruiting."
stormfallen: "I am not used to having other people around...well, Jaila was not used to it. I still feel like I should be her sometimes..."
Bleep196: "You were a girl in your previous life?" :o
stormfallen: He blinks some more. "I...thought I had told you that at some point?"
Arsene: "Oh so that's why you kept saying you weren't your own dad. You're your own mom!"
Bleep196: "Nope!"
stormfallen: "Although I am not the most reliable source of memories right no--Quinn! I swear!"
Bleep196: Rosaline giggles at Quinn's statement.
stormfallen: "I had perfectly normal human parents! ...I think."
Arsene: "I'm never gonna understand Samsarans."
stormfallen: "Neither are we, do jnot worry"
Klurg: Ailara tries her best to hold back laughter at Quinn's statement
Arsene: He was 100% serious with that statement by the way
"Anyways, back on topic. We need more people to join us for two reasons. One, more powerful people to guard the base would be good, and if we're going to try and help Rixie, despite how dangerous it is, we need to keep the business running, which means we need more adventurers. And so, I did the liberty of creating a poster design for us so we can recruit more people." He slides the facedown paper towards them
Klurg: Ailara turns the paper ovre
over*
Arsene: They all see this:
https://i.imgur.com/Ke6LudD.png
Bleep196: Rosaline looks at the poster!
Arsene: (This is intentionally bad for the record)
Bleep196: She blinks.
Arsene: He looks so proud of himself
Klurg: Ailara's face remains the same for a good couple of seconds
Arsene: "Do you like it?"
stormfallen: "Well, it is better than I could make."
Bleep196: "Quinn..." She says keeping a straight face.
(I'm fucking dying.)
stormfallen: "Why do I only have one arm?"
Klurg: It's starting to shake, but still there. "well it's..." she sounds like she needs to think. "um. sends a good message?"
Bleep196: "Quinn." She says again, and her straight face breaks down as she tries not to burst into giggles. "Its good but we... should get a professional to make the poster."
Arsene: "Oh shit I forgot the other arm." He pulls a blue crayon out and draws the other one in
Klurg: all Ailara can think is 'don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh'
Scorpion451 (GM): (This is totally worth bonus xp.) XD
Bleep196: (Were you planning this all along? Did you draw that yourself, I have so many questions)
Arsene: (I planned this all along yes. I drew this up the other day)
stormfallen: (lmapo)
Klurg: I had a sneak peak to the plan
Bleep196: (I'm so done ahahahahaa)
Arsene: "You really think we need a professional? I think I did a pretty good job."
Klurg: "Wait, need to check something." Ailara goes outside of the room... if anybody checks on her, she's silently wheez laughing
she makes sure to close the door behind her
stormfallen:
Sorien : Skill Check
Sense Motive	19
Sorien has some inkling of what she's doing
Bleep196:
Rosaline Salidore : Perform Keyboards
Check	37
Versatile performance:
Sing (Used in place of Bluff and sense motive).
Keyboard (Used in place of Diplomacy and Intimidate)
Dance (Acrobatics and Fly)
Erm
Yeah that works
"Quinn, we should get a high quality piece of artwork and then say you drew it."
Arsene: His face falls a little. "But... I worked on this all week..."
Klurg: after a whole 5 minutes, Ailara walks back in.
"ok everything seems to be in order."
Bleep196: "I know, we'll have it framed and put up in the guard house so everyone can see it."
n_n
Arsene: He perks up a little. "Really?"
Bleep196: She nod nods
"Really!"
Arsene: "Yay!'
Bleep196: n_n
While she's saying this, she uses Mage hand to smack Ailara across the face for laughing. (Given high sense motive, I'm not going to bother actually rolling cause nothing Ailara rolls can hide from that)
Arsene: Quinn pulls out a black crayon and signs his name on it
Bleep196: "In the meantime, I'm going to spend time advertising, and then we can discuss setting up a construction service sometime later."