Heya Napoleon III, it's Wilhelm, from the HRE next door
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been okay for me except that I'm your enemy now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is to capture Paris
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna head-but you
All we want to do is to capture Paris
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and capture paris

I don't want to nitpick, Napoleon III, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a fort?
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Napoleon, that's what I do, and I plan on killing you slowly

All we want to do is to capture Paris
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna head-but you
All we want to do is to capture Paris
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and capture Paris

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a Prussian Napoleon, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another war Napoleon, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were bombing the city gates
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I shootyour head open

All we want to do is to capture Paris
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna head-but you
All we want to do is eat to capture Paris
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and capture Paris