Amy Rose Farting

Waluigi was serving his tacos as he noticed Amy Rose farting nearby with Big the Cat contemplating about losing his frog buddy yet again, with the scene being at the bustling Empire City in a park nearby the towering skyscrapers.

"Why is it that girls always fart in these stories or situations?" Waluigi questioned as he wondered why he brought it up in the 1st place.

"Hey Big..." Amy said while fanning the air as she was eating a spicy taco with her other hand. "...is it just me or is there any time when you don't go after Froggy?"

"Oh no, smelly rose." Big said as he held his fishing rod in his one big hand, the cat slowly shaking his purple feline head. "Fwoggy just keeps running away from me... and I don't know why."

"Maybe because you show him a bit too much love!" Amy exclaimed with a bassy burp while letting out her stinky farts at the same time, blushing in embarrassment. "Oh my, I'm really gassy today!"

"Fwoggy finds fart jokes funny when he's around... and oh how I miss him so!" Big cried as he shook the table, slamming his fists on the table. "I want my frog pal back!"

"Hey, crying about it isn't gonna make him come back!" Waluigi snapped as he was quick to chuck 1 of his many purple tennis rackets at Big.

Dry Bowser scoffed while reading the newspaper on a nearby bench. "That's not going to make him feel better."

"Ahh what do you know?" Waluigi snarled as he went back to making tacos.