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  1. > Your spotify was mercury-mustache-original-motion-picture-soundtrack-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.
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  3. > Thank your obsessions with Queen, soundtrack (e.g., Johan Söderqvist and Ramin Djawadi), and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.
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  5. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
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  7. > video-game bad
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  9. > adult-skateboarder bad
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  11. > new-wave bad
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  13. > horny-soundtrack bad
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  15. > chernobyl-esque bad
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  17. > Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:
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  19. You listen to these tracks too much:
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  21. Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
  22. Stairway to Heaven - Remaster by Led Zeppelin
  23. Race Against Fate by Metro Exodus
  24. On A Roll by Johnossi
  25. Triage at Dawn by Valve
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  27. You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
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  29. Sabaton
  30. The Beatles
  31. Rammstein
  32. Johnossi
  33. Ghost
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  35. You are 27% basic. You're trying to be cool with Metro Exodus, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..
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  37. You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
  38.  
  39. Well, that was really something.
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  41. Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.
  42.  
  43. Shutting down.
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