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- -[birds chirping]
- -[Katie sighs]
- 2
- 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:24,023
- -[bike bell ringing]
- -[kids giggling]
- 3
- 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,624
- Hey, kids.
- 4
- 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,763
- What's wrong?
- 5
- 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:32,197
- Nothing, I just,
- I still feel like this
- 6
- 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,333
- is a lot of house
- for two people.
- 7
- 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:37,469
- Well, who says it only
- has to be the two of us.
- 8
- 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,438
- -[upbeat music]
- -Let's get started.
- 9
- 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,040
- [Katie giggling]
- 10
- 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,262
- [Katie] John.
- 11
- 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:48,267
- Yeah?
- 12
- 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,302
- Come in here.
- 13
- 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,172
- Okay, be right there.
- 14
- 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,322
- I think this batch
- is contaminated
- 15
- 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,623
- with a wild yeast infection.
- 16
- 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,625
- Oh, I'll give you
- a wild yeast inf-- no.
- 17
- 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,693
- I think you did one time.
- 18
- 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:18,197
- Here we go.
- Come on.
- 19
- 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:19,731
- Is this one of these
- blue plus things?
- 20
- 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,668
- No, it's one of
- the digital ones.
- 21
- 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,336
- [test beeping]
- 22
- 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,739
- [Katie sighs]
- 23
- 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,242
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
- 24
- 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,410
- It's no big deal.
- 25
- 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,245
- Look,
- we're gonna get pregnant.
- 26
- 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,948
- I know it.
- I can feel it.
- 27
- 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:37,549
- -I promise you, all right?
- -Mm-hmm.
- 28
- 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,686
- -I love you.
- -I love you, too.
- 29
- 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,621
- And look at the bright side,
- you get to get hammered
- at the wedding.
- 30
- 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,656
- -Oh.
- -[doorbell ringing]
- 31
- 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,458
- Yeah, that's almost
- exactly the same.
- 32
- 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,394
- So, tell me the good news.
- 33
- 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,696
- Negative.
- 34
- 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,231
- What?
- 35
- 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,599
- [organ music]
- 36
- 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,300
- [John] Did you tell
- your mother
- 37
- 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,768
- you're taking
- a pregnancy test?
- 38
- 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,437
- [Katie] She memorized
- my ovulation schedule.
- 39
- 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,471
- [John] Oh, yeah, sure,
- that's normal.
- 40
- 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,505
- Again?
- 41
- 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,341
- How is that possible?
- 42
- 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,710
- Oh, my God, I don't
- wanna talk about it.
- 43
- 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,780
- Are you using the ovulation
- strips that I bought you?
- 44
- 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,716
- Okay, not here.
- 45
- 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,584
- I just want you to know that
- 46
- 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,754
- I've been praying to
- St. Rita for you both.
- 47
- 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,457
- Do you know who
- St. Rita is, Johnny?
- 48
- 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,259
- Hm?
- 49
- 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,693
- No, I don't know who that is.
- 50
- 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,630
- She's the patron
- saint of impotence.
- 51
- 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,334
- -What now?
- -Impotence.
- 52
- 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,669
- Jeez.
- 53
- 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,338
- -Okay.
- -Bird, I am not impotent.
- 54
- 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,641
- -Okay.
- -Never have been,
- I never will be.
- 55
- 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:39,344
- -Rock hard, every time.
- -Oh, take it down, please
- 56
- 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,613
- That's the problem because
- I have to take it down.
- 57
- 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,782
- -It's always up.
- -Okay.
- She's my mother and--
- 58
- 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,551
- -Can you tell her?
- -Yeah, rock hard, every time.
- 59
- 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,755
- St. Rita is the patron saint
- 60
- 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,823
- of infertility, not impotence.
- 61
- 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,760
- Anyway, just
- remember that your dad,
- God rest his gentle soul,
- 62
- 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,597
- you know, he died
- without ever knowing
- 63
- 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,532
- if his bloodline would continue.
- 64
- 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,502
- That is a terrible
- thing to say.
- 65
- 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,671
- I just wanna be able to hold a
- grandchild
- 66
- 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,839
- -before I die, that's it.
- -Okay, well, look...
- 67
- 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,810
- [organ music]
- 68
- 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,051
- Where does she think she is?
- 69
- 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,053
- [John] Is she chewing gum?
- 70
- 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:24,489
- Yikers, aye,
- what is she wearing?
- 71
- 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,326
- Oh, a tip I forgot
- to give you earlier.
- 72
- 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,762
- Next time after
- you're done, um, performing
- 73
- 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:34,833
- you should raise
- Katie's hips in the air.
- 74
- 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,636
- That's what I did.
- That's how she was conceived,
- 75
- 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,839
- 'cause we raised my hips in
- the air and then that way
- 76
- 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,809
- gravity pulled his semen
- right into my uterus.
- 77
- 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,544
- -All right, thank you, Bird.
- -Oh, my God.
- 78
- 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,546
- We'll just have her do
- a handstand, how's that?
- 79
- 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,948
- Well, it's just helpful.
- It's just a helpful thing.
- 80
- 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,118
- Looks like Uncle
- Paulie is going
- 81
- 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,786
- to kill somebody right now.
- 82
- 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,390
- Actually, I think he's doing
- pretty well...
- 83
- 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,560
- considering her situation.
- 84
- 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:05,764
- -What situation?
- -Come on, you heard.
- 85
- 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,600
- Young couple, short engagement.
- 86
- 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,436
- [humming]
- 87
- 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,772
- She's pregnant?!
- 88
- 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,148
- So now you know.
- 89
- 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,950
- [upbeat music]
- 90
- 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,756
- I used to babysit Jill.
- 91
- 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,158
- Babysit her.
- 92
- 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,661
- And now she's
- pregnant before me.
- I just...
- 93
- 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:41,733
- Oh, forget it.
- 94
- 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,568
- -Sorry, um.
- -No.
- 95
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,804
- Just tell me something good.
- 96
- 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:49,841
- Well, for one,
- you're super hot.
- 97
- 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:53,712
- You looked beautiful tonight.
- 98
- 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:58,583
- And second... I stole three
- bottles of champagne
- 99
- 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,186
- -from the bar.
- -Ooh.
- 100
- 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,488
- [groovy music]
- 101
- 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:10,996
- Don't touch my stuff.
- 102
- 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,976
- What the...
- 103
- 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,513
- [thudding]
- 104
- 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,948
- Hey, hey.
- 105
- 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,753
- Could your kids maybe not
- break everything in my garage?
- 106
- 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,455
- Oh. Kids, knock it off.
- 107
- 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,857
- [speaking Spanish]
- 108
- 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,795
- What they'd say?
- 109
- 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,865
- Uh... He said he's very sorry
- 110
- 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,768
- and she said
- she loves her uncle very much.
- 111
- 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,770
- You have no idea
- what they said, do you?
- 112
- 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,472
- No.
- 113
- 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:55,474
- [Maria] I feel terrible.
- 114
- 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,576
- We're totally invading
- your house, aren't we?
- 115
- 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,811
- -Huh?
- -We're ruining
- your cozy Sunday.
- 116
- 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,481
- Oh stop it, we love it
- when you guys come visit.
- 117
- 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,484
- Say, how's the
- software update comin'?
- 118
- 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,953
- That's why you're here,
- 119
- 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,955
- -you're checking up on me.
- -What?
- 120
- 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,958
- No. Just making small talk
- with my little bro
- 121
- 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,993
- and getting a lot of
- heat from the higher ups.
- 122
- 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,996
- You know, we've presold a lot
- of this software John, so.
- 123
- 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,799
- I got a few more tweaks
- to make, and then I'll give
- it to you, all right?
- 124
- 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,834
- All right.
- 125
- 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,503
- What the hell are you
- wearing, by the way?
- 126
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,705
- Right?
- My new motorcycle jacket.
- 127
- 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,907
- -You love it.
- -I don't.
- 128
- 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,775
- -You don't own a motorcycle.
- -Not yet.
- 129
- 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,878
- But after this month's
- commission check I will.
- 130
- 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,548
- Gordon, you had training
- wheels until you were 13.
- 131
- 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,717
- John, don't worry
- about me, bro.
- 132
- 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,785
- Huh, I got the best
- helmet money can buy
- 133
- 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,988
- and I gotta take a state
- mandated safety course.
- 134
- 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,658
- You gotta see this hog I got.
- Loud pipes save lives.
- 135
- 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,561
- I hate motorcycles.
- I hate everything about them.
- 136
- 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,963
- I mean, he's really
- gonna do that though?
- 137
- 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,866
- I dunno, I guess.
- 138
- 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,036
- Didn't he somehow break
- a leg playing poker.
- 139
- 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,641
- Last month he found
- a gray peepee hair.
- 140
- 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,610
- Every since, he's been
- acting really crazy.
- 141
- 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,812
- Just wanna back up,
- a peepee hair?
- 142
- 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,548
- Yeah,
- let's not talk about it.
- 143
- 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,882
- This big... oh, I can't.
- 144
- 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,884
- It's weird that I can
- picture that
- 145
- 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,619
- -more than the
- motorcycle riding.
- -Yeah, I know.
- 146
- 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,021
- Look, I'm not trying
- to stress you out,
- 147
- 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,822
- but you're the best
- developer we've got, John.
- 148
- 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,926
- -What is that?
- -This is my new India Pale Ale.
- 149
- 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,962
- Took me a few batches,
- but I think I got it.
- 150
- 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,964
- This IPA is gonna
- be the premier beer
- 151
- 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,165
- when I open up the brewery.
- 152
- 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,971
- -What do you think?
- -No.
- 153
- 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,106
- What do you mean no?
- What's the problem?
- 154
- 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,576
- The flavor's weak.
- How many IBUs is this?
- 155
- 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:40,078
- -65.
- -Oh.
- 156
- 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,781
- You look so cute in
- your little pink nighty,
- like a little baby girl.
- 157
- 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,916
- It's supposed to be between
- 80 and 100 IBUs, man.
- 158
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,985
- I'm trying to
- make session beers.
- 159
- 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,321
- I'm trying to make beers that
- people can drink and enjoy and
- 160
- 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,690
- have maybe more than one
- without their faces melting off.
- 161
- 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,725
- People want hoppy IPAs, John.
- 162
- 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,760
- -West coast style,
- that's what sells
- -Oh, yeah?
- 163
- 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,129
- You know what,
- those people are morons.
- 164
- 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,933
- I should be happy
- for Jill, but I'm-- I can't,
- 165
- 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,702
- I'm just, I'm so jealous.
- 166
- 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,337
- I hate that about myself.
- 167
- 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,639
- You just need to relax.
- 168
- 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,809
- You're never gonna get pregnant
- if you're stressed out.
- 169
- 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,144
- You need a vacation.
- 170
- 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,713
- You should go camping.
- 171
- 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,148
- Camping's pretty stressful.
- 172
- 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,683
- I mean, that feels like
- a really stressful...
- 173
- 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,385
- Camping.
- 174
- 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,087
- That's a sleeping bag baby?
- 175
- 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,389
- Perfect butterfly.
- 176
- 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:28,760
- -[kids screaming]
- -[speaking Spanish]
- 177
- 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,931
- [Maria groaning]
- 178
- 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,766
- -Here.
- -No, I'm so, I'm so--
- 179
- 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,701
- -Take it.
- -Okay.
- 180
- 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,838
- -You use hop oil?
- -No, I did not use hop oil.
- 181
- 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,642
- You're kid-- You need
- hop oil for an IPA, John.
- 182
- 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,877
- No, it's against the laws,
- everybody knows that.
- 183
- 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,946
- -Says who?
- -The Reinheitsgrebot!
- 184
- 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,883
- Those are 500 year old
- German beer laws, who cares?
- 185
- 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,386
- The laws state
- the proper techniques
- 186
- 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,388
- and ingredients
- to ensure quality.
- 187
- 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,957
- Unless it follows the law,
- it's technically not a beer.
- 188
- 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,126
- Well, you're
- technically a dork.
- 189
- 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:05,096
- I mean, I love you,
- but you're a dork.
- I'm not drinkin' that.
- 190
- 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,098
- As a women, this is the
- one thing I'm supposed
- 191
- 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,434
- to be able to do
- and I can't do it.
- 192
- 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,736
- I mean, that need to
- nurture, to be a mother.
- 193
- 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,972
- That is, that's something...
- God,
- 194
- 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,940
- it's something I've
- wanted my entire live.
- 195
- 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,842
- Have you thought
- about adoption?
- 196
- 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,911
- Yeah, we're on a list,
- but I dunno,
- 197
- 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,080
- it'll be years before
- there's an opening.
- 198
- 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,716
- And plus, we're just, we're
- not ready to stop trying.
- 199
- 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,118
- Have you seen a
- fertility doctor?
- 200
- 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,021
- Those procedures
- seem so... invasive.
- 201
- 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,724
- You're just afraid of
- getting a shot, you big baby.
- 202
- 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:36,728
- No, that's, that's,
- that's very true.
- Ew.
- 203
- 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,930
- So, go see a doctor and
- if it doesn't work out,
- 204
- 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,433
- -I'll give you one of my kids.
- -Oh okay.
- 205
- 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,768
- -She up for grabs?
- -Not her,
- 206
- 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,037
- but I could get you
- a sweet deal on Dougie.
- 207
- 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,473
- [kids yelling]
- 208
- 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,943
- [Katie] Ooh, hard pass.
- 209
- 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,049
- Whatcha doin'?
- 210
- 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,984
- [John] Oh, just
- finishing up some work.
- What's goin' on?
- 211
- 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,853
- I wanna go to a
- fertility doctor.
- 212
- 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,157
- Oh, now?
- 213
- 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,827
- -I think they might be closed.
- -Okay.
- 214
- 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,795
- No, I've been doing some
- research and I really think
- 215
- 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,198
- this is the answer
- we've been looking for.
- 216
- 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,933
- Are you serious?
- 217
- 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,101
- Yeah, I found this doctor
- 218
- 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,069
- and he's supposed
- to be the best.
- 219
- 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,739
- Well, does our
- insurance cover it?
- 220
- 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,940
- Yeah.
- 221
- 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,842
- -Is it safe?
- -Yeah.
- 222
- 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,944
- I mean, look, I'm not thrilled
- about this either,
- 223
- 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,278
- but we've gotta
- face the facts.
- 224
- 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,347
- What we've been doing,
- it's not working.
- 225
- 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,217
- Do you think we've
- been doing it wrong?
- 226
- 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,953
- You know, we should
- try reverse cowgirl.
- 227
- 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,222
- I think that might help us
- and solve all of our problems.
- 228
- 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,224
- -I'm being serious.
- -I am, too.
- 229
- 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,526
- -Don't you still want a baby?
- -Yes, of course I do.
- 230
- 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,128
- Okay, then I think
- this is our last chance.
- 231
- 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,964
- I'm gonna turn 35
- this year and my uterus
- 232
- 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,533
- is gonna shut down
- like Chernobyl.
- 233
- 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,068
- No, it's not.
- 234
- 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,269
- We've been trying
- to get pregnant
- 235
- 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,004
- since we got married.
- That's--
- 236
- 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,272
- that's five years
- without so much as a blip.
- 237
- 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,974
- What if there's
- something wrong with me?
- 238
- 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,108
- There's nothing
- wrong with you.
- 239
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,244
- You don't know that.
- 240
- 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,846
- Come on, this is
- really important to me.
- 241
- 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,314
- I need you to get on board.
- 242
- 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,218
- Okay.
- 243
- 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,888
- -All right.
- Make the appointment.
- -Okay.
- 244
- 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,256
- We'll hear what the
- doctor has to say.
- 245
- 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,792
- This amazing doctor.
- 246
- 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,127
- And then if it
- doesn't work we really
- need to try reverse cowgirl.
- 247
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,896
- Are you really hung up
- on this reverse cowgirl?
- 248
- 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,031
- -I don't why you
- -I think it's great.
- 249
- 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,867
- You're facing north,
- I'm facing north,
- 250
- 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,269
- but you're going in front of me.
- 251
- 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,037
- [Katie] I don't wanna
- look at your feet.
- 252
- 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,572
- -[John] Look up.
- -[Katie] I can't look up,
- 253
- 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,841
- I'll lose my focus and I could--
- I could hurt you.
- 254
- 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,878
- As you're both
- very much aware,
- 255
- 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,280
- there are limits
- to manual conception.
- 256
- 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,283
- Nature is a capricious,
- often times,
- 257
- 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,218
- perplexing force
- that can benefit
- 258
- 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,287
- from the helping hand
- of modern science.
- 259
- 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,189
- But before I get
- into any specifics,
- 260
- 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,124
- I wanna ask you a question.
- 261
- 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,927
- It's a question I ask
- all my potential patients.
- 262
- 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,197
- Are you both prepared to do
- what it takes to have a baby.
- 263
- 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,066
- -Yeah.
- -Mm hm.
- 264
- 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,101
- [chuckling]
- 265
- 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,369
- Let me tell you a story.
- 266
- 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,605
- On his famed March to the Sea,
- 267
- 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,974
- General William Tecumseh Sherman
- 268
- 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,577
- presented an ultimatum to
- the citizens of Savannah.
- 269
- 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,880
- Should I be forced to resort
- to assault, he warned them,
- 270
- 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,582
- I shall then feel
- justified in resorting
- 271
- 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,884
- to the harshest of measures,
- and shall make little effort
- 272
- 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,119
- to restrain my army,
- now burning to avenge
- 273
- 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,589
- the national wrong
- of dragging our country
- into civil war.
- 274
- 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,324
- So I'm gonna ask you both again.
- 275
- 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,927
- Are you prepared to do
- what it takes to have a baby?
- 276
- 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,864
- -Yes.
- -Yes, yes.
- 277
- 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,132
- Great.
- 278
- 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,301
- Katie, let's talk
- about your uterus.
- 279
- 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,937
- Sure.
- 280
- 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,106
- My 40 plus years of
- practicing medicine,
- 281
- 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,076
- I've seen a wide range
- of uteri and yours,
- 282
- 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,346
- is one of the finest
- specimens I've ever seen.
- 283
- 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,382
- Really?
- 284
- 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,118
- -It's a real showstopper.
- -Oh, okay.
- 285
- 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,153
- -I think I'm blushing.
- -I knew that,
- 286
- 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,956
- I always told her that.
- 287
- 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,126
- So, if it's such
- a showstopper,
- 288
- 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,095
- then why can't I get pregnant?
- 289
- 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,663
- Well, I think we have
- to be open to the option
- 290
- 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,099
- it may not be you
- that's having the problem.
- 291
- 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,235
- John, when did you last
- have a sperm analysis?
- 292
- 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,204
- I'm sorry, what?
- 293
- 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,239
- You can not use
- any lubrication and all
- 294
- 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,508
- the specimen must make
- it into the receptacle.
- 295
- 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,179
- Wait a minute, I have
- to masturbate into this?
- 296
- 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,015
- You bet you do.
- 297
- 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,684
- If any of the specimen
- is not into the receptacle,
- 298
- 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,020
- you will have to produce
- another, but with others waiting
- 299
- 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,122
- you'd have to go to
- the end of the line.
- 300
- 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,257
- There's visual aids in there,
- I picked 'em out myself.
- 301
- 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,393
- They're pretty good.
- 302
- 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,495
- Titty Bonanza.
- 303
- 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,364
- Gym.
- 304
- 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,033
- What's the other one?
- 305
- 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,402
- Oh, one's called Dad.
- 306
- 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:44,676
- -When you're done, bring the
- specimen to the nurse's desk.
- -[softly] Come here, come here,
- 307
- 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,711
- -come here, come here.
- -[Katie] What, what,
- what, what, what?
- 308
- 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,346
- I have to jack off into
- this and I don't know
- 309
- 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,114
- if I can do it, I don't
- know if I can perform.
- 310
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,449
- What do you mean perform,
- it's not karaoke.
- 311
- 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,151
- It's like Tupperware
- where you store
- 312
- 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,419
- like mashed potatoes
- or something.
- 313
- 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,688
- -I can't do this.
- -Of course you can.
- 314
- 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,022
- -I'm not feelin' it
- -I don't understand
- why you can't do it.
- 315
- 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,691
- [John] I don't feel sexy.
- 316
- 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,292
- You don't feel-- I'm sorry,
- you don't feel sexy?
- 317
- 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,727
- Just look at all guys
- sitting over there.
- 318
- 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,295
- You're not gonna be
- with these guys.
- 319
- 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,097
- -I know.
- -You're going in
- a different room,
- 320
- 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,332
- -they're not gonna be there.
- -I just don't know.
- 321
- 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,466
- It's there,
- it's a large opening.
- 322
- 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,367
- -Is there a problem?
- -Hm?
- 323
- 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,035
- No, no, no, no.
- 324
- 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,337
- He's just having a little,
- [chuckles]
- 325
- 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,272
- a little case of
- the old stage fright.
- 326
- 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,107
- So...
- 327
- 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,176
- If it helps, we do
- allow wives to assist.
- 328
- 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,511
- Oh.
- 329
- 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,447
- Oh.
- 330
- 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,182
- [latch clicking]
- 331
- 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,017
- [John] All right,
- let's just get this over with
- 332
- 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,385
- -as soon as possible.
- -Oh, I don't know.
- 333
- 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,455
- This is like the set
- of a Saw movie.
- 334
- 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,257
- Oh, oh.
- 335
- 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,196
- -Yeah, Dad.
- -It's there.
- 336
- 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,399
- -It really is a video called
- -Dad. Oh, here we go,
- let's just.
- 337
- 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,368
- Okay, all right,
- what do you need from me?
- 338
- 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,136
- You want me to take my
- shirt off or my pants or?
- 339
- 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,271
- -Give me a hand job.
- -Okay, copy that.
- 340
- 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,341
- -Whoa, wait.
- -I'm sorry, they're cold.
- 341
- 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,011
- -Blow in.
- -Oh yeah, Mr. Miyagi it.
- 342
- 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,347
- Okay, just make a
- fire really quickly.
- 343
- 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,216
- Camping.
- 344
- 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,386
- -Okay.
- -Oh, yeah.
- 345
- 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,160
- Can you not look
- at me like that.
- 346
- 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,230
- -Like what?
- -You look like,
- like a Christmas elf.
- 347
- 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,499
- Like, giving me a hand job,
- it's just a little awkward.
- 348
- 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,800
- Okay, okay.
- 349
- 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,235
- -[phone ringing]
- -All right.
- 350
- 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,103
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I know, I know.
- 351
- 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,105
- -You have to be kidding me.
- -No, it's work.
- 352
- 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,774
- I am supposed to be in
- a meeting right now.
- 353
- 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,208
- -Let me just ignore it.
- -You are in a meeting.
- 354
- 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,077
- It's a very important meeting.
- 355
- 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,279
- Okay, well, I'm sorry.
- What can I do to make it...
- 356
- 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,314
- -Talk dirty to me.
- -Talking dirty.
- 357
- 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,183
- -Say somethin' nasty.
- -Dirty talking' comin' at ya.
- 358
- 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,419
- Here we go.
- You are doin' such a great job.
- 359
- 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,554
- I am so proud of you
- and you are just--
- 360
- 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,322
- I'm, you're such a--
- you're a good person.
- 361
- 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,058
- -Thank you, honey.
- -A plus.
- 362
- 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,459
- Thank you for all
- the encouragement,
- 363
- 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,493
- -but I'm not building a deck.
- -Is that good?
- 364
- 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,795
- Okay, I see how it is.
- 365
- 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,263
- Now say something dirty.
- 366
- 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,597
- Something nasty.
- Call me something.
- 367
- 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,533
- -Yes, uh, I think I got it.
- -Turn me on.
- 368
- 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,401
- [Irish accent]
- You are a mighty steed.
- 369
- 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,071
- Oh, you got the dirty
- leprechaun thing, okay.
- 370
- 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,340
- Yes, and I am a fertile
- mare and I'm just galloping
- 371
- 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,510
- through a wind blown field
- and you're comin' up
- 372
- 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,412
- after me and ya mount me...
- 373
- 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,448
- -Weird, but...
- -...and ya get behind me.
- 374
- 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,817
- -And you stick it in.
- -Oddly effective.
- 375
- 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,351
- -Is that good or is it bad?
- -I kinda liked it.
- 376
- 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,586
- -Yeah, it's good.
- -Okay, we're going tighter.
- 377
- 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,221
- -We're going a little tighter.
- -Oh.
- 378
- 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,256
- -Okay, we good, we got it.
- -Oh, oh.
- 379
- 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,558
- -You're the stead.
- -Oh.
- 380
- 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,293
- -Plant your seed.
- -Oh, oh.
- 381
- 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,261
- Nasty little leprechaun.
- 382
- 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,630
- -I'm comin' for my pot of gold.
- -[John moaning]
- 383
- 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,100
- Get it in the Tupperware.
- 384
- 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,457
- Oh, hey, Danica, could I get
- your help with something?
- 385
- 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,326
- Uh, yes, very quickly,
- I'm late for a meeting.
- 386
- 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,228
- Okay, I'm just new to
- this accounting software,
- 387
- 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,462
- -so I was just wondering
- -What do you need?
- 388
- 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,164
- -Our payables.
- -Oh yeah,
- 389
- 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,500
- if you just search
- by invoice date,
- 390
- 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,468
- then you can just tab through.
- 391
- 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,337
- -Oh, okay, yeah, that is easy.
- -It's easy.
- 392
- 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,638
- Great.
- 393
- 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640
- Ah, sorry, one more thing.
- 394
- 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,409
- Do we always wait 30 days
- to pay our invoices?
- 395
- 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,578
- -Yes, always.
- -Huh, whose dumb idea was that?
- 396
- 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,481
- -[stutters]
- -Uh, mine.
- We wanna show as much
- 397
- 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,316
- cash on the books
- as possible.
- 398
- 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,684
- Yes, it's just that, um,
- 399
- 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,652
- the vendors give us
- a 2% discount
- 400
- 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,621
- if we pay in 10 days.
- 401
- 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,157
- I mean, that's like lending
- money at 36% a year.
- 402
- 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,458
- No, that can't be right.
- 403
- 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,627
- Well, yeah,
- it's 36.7 to be exact,
- 404
- 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,529
- but what are our
- 210 Net 30 payables?
- 405
- 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,364
- -For which time period?
- -This month.
- 406
- 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,366
- Company wide,
- about 4.6 million.
- 407
- 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,302
- So, if we actually
- paid 20 days early,
- 408
- 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,238
- then we would be saving
- $92,000 a month, which would
- 409
- 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,409
- then turn out to roughly,
- like, $1.1 million a year.
- 410
- 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,678
- -You're new here, right?
- -I am first week.
- 411
- 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,381
- Great, well,
- I appreciate your enthusiasm,
- 412
- 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,349
- but let's not try to
- reinvent the wheel, okay?
- 413
- 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,285
- Yeah, copy that.
- 414
- 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,253
- You're the CFO,
- I'm just the controller.
- 415
- 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,655
- [Danica] Sounds like
- we're on the same page then.
- 416
- 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,623
- That's great.
- 417
- 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,761
- I'm smarter than she is.
- That's fine.
- 418
- 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,704
- Dude, dude, where have
- you been, I've been lookin'
- for you all morning.
- 419
- 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,273
- I know, I know.
- The code blew up the
- entire system in testing,
- 420
- 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,542
- -but I'm gonna fix it
- -No, no, no, that's not it.
- 421
- 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,544
- They sold the company.
- 422
- 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,512
- What? Who? When?
- 423
- 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,713
- Over the weekend.
- 424
- 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,715
- And that's not all.
- 425
- 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,750
- I got a promotion.
- 426
- 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,286
- -Yeah.
- -Wow, that's great.
- 427
- 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:26,257
- But, uh, they let the
- entire IT department go.
- 428
- 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,825
- What?
- 429
- 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,761
- That's your department.
- 430
- 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,563
- -Yeah, I know dickhead.
- -Oh, okay.
- 431
- 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,434
- So, anyway, you're fired,
- but that's not my call.
- 432
- 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,236
- It's not my call.
- 433
- 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,739
- You quit your job?
- 434
- 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,774
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
- even better.
- 435
- 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,576
- I got fired.
- 436
- 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,612
- Ah, and what about Gordon?
- 437
- 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,380
- They made him VP of sales.
- 438
- 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,748
- Katie, do you see
- how wonderful this is?
- 439
- 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,483
- They gave me
- a severance package.
- 440
- 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,452
- That combined with
- what I've been saving,
- 441
- 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,420
- I can focus all of my
- energy on the brewery.
- 442
- 00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:00,791
- [stutters] I'm very,
- I'm very happy for you.
- 443
- 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,629
- What, what is it?
- What's wrong?
- 444
- 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,465
- I'm not, I don't, okay,
- I don't wanna be like
- 445
- 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,334
- a wet blanket here,
- but we are barely making ends
- meet with two incomes.
- 446
- 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:13,671
- I mean, we've got
- credit card debt and
- mortgage and car payments.
- 447
- 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,741
- I'm not saying that you can't
- open the brewery,
- 448
- 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,743
- -but, I mean...
- -But?
- 449
- 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,745
- We need another income.
- 450
- 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,681
- Oh, Katie, I cannot
- get another IT job.
- 451
- 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:27,518
- I mean, this brewery is
- gonna take all my time.
- It's a full time gig.
- 452
- 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,455
- Okay, I'm not even saying you
- need to get like a job, job.
- 453
- 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,557
- But just something part time,
- 454
- 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,526
- something to keep our
- heads above water.
- 455
- 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,495
- Like what?
- 456
- 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,700
- Honda?
- 457
- 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,702
- You my driver?
- 458
- 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,371
- Yeah, that's me,
- I'm your driver.
- 459
- 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,773
- Sweet.
- 460
- 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,641
- Didn't think it was gonna
- be a piece of shit Honda.
- 461
- 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,843
- I apologize.
- 462
- 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,847
- All right, dude,
- flip a bitch, hop on the 10,
- 463
- 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,817
- get off on Lincoln, I'll give
- ya a holler when we get there.
- 464
- 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,753
- -All right, what's the address?
- -I wanna go home.
- 465
- 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,389
- -What? You don't wanna go home.
- -No, I wanna go home.
- 466
- 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,325
- -What are you talkin' about?
- -What's her address?
- 467
- 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,527
- -She wants to go home.
- What's her address?
- -What?
- 468
- 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,462
- Don't worry,
- it's my girlfriend, bro,
- she does this all the time.
- 469
- 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,597
- You're comin' to my house.
- We're goin' to my house.
- 470
- 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,633
- Get on the 10,
- what did I-- hey, whoa.
- 471
- 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,101
- She's your girlfriend, huh?
- 472
- 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,470
- [man] Yeah, my girlfriend.
- 473
- 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,805
- Yeah, what's her last name?
- 474
- 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,677
- All right,
- I'm gonna take her home.
- You get outa my car.
- 475
- 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,412
- I'm not gettin'
- outta your car, dude.
- 476
- 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,381
- Step on the gas.
- Hang on.
- 477
- 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,682
- Come on, dude,
- we're gonna have a...
- 478
- 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,684
- God, here we go again.
- 479
- 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,387
- -Listen, who pays the bills?
- -Get out.
- 480
- 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,755
- -I pay them.
- -Get outta my car.
- 481
- 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,423
- Now he's getting mad at me.
- 482
- 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,558
- We're still goin'
- to Tera and Bucks.
- 483
- 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,626
- Just give me a second.
- 484
- 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,430
- -Oh!
- -[chuckling]
- 485
- 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,765
- Let's go, bro.
- 486
- 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,434
- I'll whoop your
- fuckin' ass, dude.
- 487
- 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:51,669
- You think you're big.
- 488
- 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,637
- Let's go, big man, come on.
- 489
- 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,124
- Hello. [laughs]
- 490
- 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,658
- All right.
- 491
- 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,861
- Oh, big day.
- 492
- 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,797
- [humming]
- 493
- 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:25,836
- Don't mind if I do.
- Twice.
- 494
- 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,538
- Katie, what are you doing?
- 495
- 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,174
- Just getting a little snack.
- 496
- 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,710
- Sorry, maybe nobody told you.
- 497
- 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,812
- This is the Working Moms lunch.
- 498
- 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,481
- We meet the first
- Wednesday of every month.
- 499
- 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,750
- Oh, that's... exclusive.
- 500
- 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,552
- -Hi.
- -Hi there.
- 501
- 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,154
- Do you have children?
- 502
- 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,622
- How's that now?
- 503
- 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,857
- This is the
- Working Moms lunch.
- 504
- 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,559
- Do you have a child?
- 505
- 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,494
- [stammers] I... yes.
- 506
- 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,963
- -So blessed.
- -Oh, a girl, boy?
- 507
- 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,900
- Boy.
- 508
- 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,701
- Oh, how old is he?
- 509
- 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,470
- Three.
- 510
- 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,005
- What's his name?
- 511
- 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,941
- Plate... Plato,
- 512
- 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,445
- like the old philosopher.
- 513
- 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:10,648
- You don't have a child do you?
- 514
- 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,850
- Or do I?
- 515
- 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,852
- I don't.
- 516
- 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,587
- -I do not, I do not.
- -Well, then,
- 517
- 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,689
- maybe you just
- wanna leave us to it.
- 518
- 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,891
- Yeah, I'll leave you
- workin' moms to it.
- 519
- 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,561
- Good for you.
- Working. Being mothers.
- 520
- 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,862
- Look at that, huh.
- 521
- 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,597
- -Well, screw you, 1950s.
- -Thanks, Katie.
- 522
- 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:27,731
- -Okay.
- -Thank you.
- 523
- 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,501
- Hey, Rich, Pam.
- 524
- 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,635
- -Hey, hey, hey.
- -What's happening?
- 525
- 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,571
- [Rich] Good to see ya.
- 526
- 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,673
- -Who are they?
- -Oh, you wouldn't know 'em.
- 527
- 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:36,807
- Some of my bike friends.
- 528
- 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,542
- Oh, they're your bike friends?
- 529
- 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,211
- [Gordon] Yeah.
- 530
- 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,946
- So what's this important news
- you gotta tell me?
- 531
- 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,948
- Mm. Okay.
- 532
- 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:47,651
- I'm gonna quit job, I'm gonna
- help you open the brewery.
- 533
- 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,686
- I'm gonna be your partner.
- 534
- 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,655
- -No.
- -Why not?
- 535
- 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,824
- 'Cause you do this
- every single time.
- 536
- 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,860
- Every time I start
- something new,
- 537
- 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,962
- -you come in and
- stomp all over it.
- -Name one time.
- 538
- 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:00,698
- Uh, my landscaping
- business in college.
- 539
- 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,966
- Genghis Lawns?
- 540
- 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,834
- Come on, your
- overhead was insane.
- 541
- 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,870
- No, look, I've got
- it all figured out.
- 542
- 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,872
- You're gonna brew the beer,
- I'm gonna run the business.
- 543
- 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,840
- -We'll make a million bucks.
- -No.
- 544
- 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,842
- Look, I've got money.
- Okay, with me,
- 545
- 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,277
- we can be up
- and running in two months.
- 546
- 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,578
- Oh yeah, you have
- that kinda money?
- 547
- 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,614
- Yeah, my 401K. My IRA,
- 548
- 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,015
- -I can sell company stock.
- -What are you talking about?
- 549
- 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,950
- You don't wanna sell that,
- that's blood money.
- 550
- 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:22,019
- You just got promoted,
- why would you wanna do this?
- 551
- 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,654
- I don't wanna sell software
- 552
- 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,589
- for the rest of my life,
- John, all right?
- 553
- 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,892
- I don't wanna look back and
- think I never took a risk.
- 554
- 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,593
- I mean, this is important.
- What is it?
- 555
- 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,595
- -I think I know that guy.
- -Who?
- 556
- 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,298
- -Is that Dr. Remis?
- -Who's Dr. Remis?
- 557
- 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,267
- Hey, John Kelly,
- good to see ya.
- 558
- 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:38,002
- Hey, Doctor, how are ya?
- 559
- 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,870
- This is my brother, Gordon.
- 560
- 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,773
- General, that's quite an
- outfit you got on, I like it.
- 561
- 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:45,009
- Oh, I teach American History
- at the local community college.
- 562
- 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,944
- Today we're studying
- the Battle of the Bulge.
- 563
- 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,280
- Germany's last feudal
- offense on the western front.
- 564
- 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,782
- -My favorite battle.
- -Well, you probably
- have to get back.
- 565
- 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,784
- -Good to see ya.
- -No, no, I'm glad
- I ran into you.
- 566
- 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,786
- We just got the results back
- from your semen analysis.
- 567
- 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,822
- -Oh.
- -No, doc.
- Can we talk about this later?
- 568
- 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,324
- No, no, it's not
- all bad news though,
- 569
- 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,859
- even though your
- sperm count is low.
- 570
- 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,061
- -Low.
- -Please not now.
- 571
- 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,030
- Let me ask you something.
- What kinda underslacks
- do you wear?
- 572
- 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,865
- Boxers or briefs?
- 573
- 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,771
- Briefs, I wear briefs.
- 574
- 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,039
- -There you go.
- -Oh, briefs.
- 575
- 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,974
- You're wearing Underoos,
- little bro?
- 576
- 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,677
- Come on, everyone knows
- you gotta wear boxers.
- 577
- 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,579
- He's right, in order to
- produce a sufficient amount
- 578
- 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,681
- of sperm, the temperature
- of the testicles
- 579
- 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:24,949
- needs to be lower than
- the body temperature.
- 580
- 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,318
- The briefs keep
- the testicles warm.
- 581
- 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,119
- You gotta cool those off.
- Then what's the good news, doc,
- 582
- 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,854
- you said there was
- some good news.
- 583
- 00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,656
- Even though his
- sperm count is low,
- 584
- 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,024
- the sperm he does have
- are excellent swimmers.
- 585
- 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:35,059
- So there's nothing to
- be ashamed of, mister.
- 586
- 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,860
- I beg to differ.
- 587
- 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,629
- Anyways, I gotta run.
- Give me a call,
- 588
- 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,598
- we'll decide
- what our next steps are.
- 589
- 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,733
- -Gordon, nice to meet you.
- -Nice to meet you, Doctor.
- 590
- 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,069
- I like him.
- 591
- 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,971
- Wonder what kinda bike he rides.
- 592
- 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,873
- -[Dr. Remis] Ducati.
- -Oh man,
- 593
- 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,743
- Ducati, that's an
- Italian bike, I know that much.
- 594
- 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,079
- Hey, here's to some
- strong swimmers, huh?
- 595
- 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:58,349
- [Dr. Remis] Okay, there are two
- ways that we can go here.
- 596
- 00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:01,118
- The first is
- ovulation stimulation
- 597
- 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,821
- through medical regiment
- of injectable hormones.
- 598
- 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:06,056
- -Oh.
- -Hmm.
- 599
- 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,891
- Katie's afraid of needles.
- 600
- 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,960
- She has tattoos, but
- she's scared of needles.
- 601
- 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,829
- It's different.
- It's so different.
- 602
- 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,697
- One is like this and
- the other is like this.
- 603
- 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,833
- -It's different.
- -At the time of ovulation
- 604
- 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:18,802
- -we would perform an IUI.
- -What is that,
- what's an IUI?
- 605
- 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,004
- It's when they take the sperm
- 606
- 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,072
- and they implant
- it into the uterus.
- 607
- 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,774
- -Oh.
- -Exactly, and the
- health of the sperm
- 608
- 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,776
- and the ovaries is
- essential to the process.
- 609
- 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,711
- So I have to recommend
- you abstain from alcohol,
- 610
- 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:29,380
- tobacco and recreational drugs.
- 611
- 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,015
- But that's just a
- recommendation though, right?
- 612
- 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:33,017
- You also have to refrain
- from manual intercourse.
- 613
- 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:35,719
- That's not just a
- recommendation, that's an order.
- 614
- 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,856
- I'm sorry, that, abstain?
- 615
- 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,124
- He said, uh, that no sex.
- 616
- 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,059
- It's a very delicate
- process, John.
- 617
- 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,794
- We can't have you
- messin' up the works.
- 618
- 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,729
- How long can't
- we have sex for?
- 619
- 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,731
- -Between one and six months.
- -What?
- 620
- 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,134
- Now, what's the
- success rate of IUI?
- 621
- 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,935
- Statistics indicate
- it'll increase
- 622
- 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:54,738
- the chance of
- conception by 10 to 15%.
- 623
- 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,941
- -[John] Six months,
- is there another option?
- -In vitro fertilization.
- 624
- 00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,044
- We fertilize the egg
- with a sperm in a lab
- 625
- 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,212
- and implant the fertilized
- egg into the uterus.
- 626
- 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,081
- Okay, what's the
- probability of IVF?
- 627
- 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,016
- -Hm, fifty-fifty.
- -Fantastic.
- 628
- 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,985
- IVF, we can have sex
- during that, right?
- 629
- 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,987
- No way. And it's not
- as simple as picking
- 630
- 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,755
- one procedure over the other.
- 631
- 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,757
- IVF while effective,
- is very expensive.
- 632
- 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,926
- Insurance usually
- refuses to pay unless
- 633
- 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,762
- you've gone through three
- rounds of Clomid and IUI.
- 634
- 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,165
- Well, how expensive
- is expensive?
- Like, ballpark.
- 635
- 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,801
- Ballpark? Talkin' 25.
- 636
- 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,770
- 25, 2,500, that's doable.
- 637
- 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,238
- 25,000.
- 638
- 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,243
- Okay, so if we wanted
- to do IVF right now,
- 639
- 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,812
- we'd have to pay out of pocket?
- 640
- 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,047
- [John chuckling]
- 641
- 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,450
- All right, Mr. Mumbles,
- what's goin' on?
- 642
- 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:43,454
- I just, you know, I mean,
- six months without sex?
- 643
- 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:47,057
- -$25,000 dollars. No beer.
- -What are you, in college?
- 644
- 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,193
- I have to drink beer,
- it's part of my business.
- 645
- 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,762
- -[Katie] Are you a
- professional booze bag now?
- -Also sex is part
- 646
- 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,931
- of my lifeblood too.
- I am a man.
- 647
- 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,766
- No, you don't have to
- do anything,
- I gotta do all the work.
- 648
- 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,868
- All you have to do is
- just jack off into a jar.
- 649
- 00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,837
- -Jack off into a jar?
- -You have to jack off
- into a jar.
- 650
- 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,505
- Oh, like it's that easy.
- 651
- 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:03,073
- -It is that easy, just fuckin'.
- -[fist thudding]
- 652
- 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,942
- -Listen to me.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 653
- 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,276
- I'm not just some run
- of the mill doctor here
- 654
- 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,046
- to give you the means to an end.
- 655
- 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,148
- Think of me as an emancipator.
- 656
- 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,517
- I invade the male and
- female reproductive organs,
- 657
- 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,153
- liberating children into
- the world and I'm very good
- 658
- 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,955
- at what I do, but the
- one thing I can tell you
- 659
- 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:21,225
- for certain, a house
- divided cannot stand.
- 660
- 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,295
- -[light dramatic music]
- -If this works,
- 661
- 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:27,197
- we'll have a baby.
- 662
- 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,505
- Okay.
- 663
- 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:35,806
- Let's do it.
- 664
- 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:38,142
- Did you guys rob a pharmacy?
- 665
- 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:42,146
- Provera, Clomiphene.
- 666
- 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:47,050
- Letrozole and Toxi--
- Tamoxifen.
- 667
- 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,119
- -Exactly.
- -Tamoxifen, okay.
- 668
- 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,988
- All right.
- 669
- 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,056
- -Who me?
- -Here you go.
- 670
- 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,892
- She's your wife.
- 671
- 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,127
- You're the strongest,
- you gotta get through this.
- 672
- 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,263
- All right, think
- you can handle this?
- 673
- 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:03,867
- Yes, I just, as long as
- I don't see the needle
- I am good to go.
- 674
- 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:06,003
- Just don't tell me
- when you're gonna do it,
- just do it.
- 675
- 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,538
- No, tell me when
- you're gonna do it.
- 676
- 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,939
- Don't tell when
- you're gonna do it.
- 677
- 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,340
- No, tell me when
- you're gonna do it.
- 678
- 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,109
- Don't tell--
- ah yeah, there it is.
- 679
- 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:14,144
- -I did it.
- -Yeah, no, I know.
- 680
- 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,814
- -[Maria] It's good,
- you're doin' good.
- -Thank you.
- 681
- 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,550
- It's worth it, it's worth it,
- it's worth it, it's worth it.
- 682
- 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,051
- -Katie.
- -Yeah?
- 683
- 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,953
- -Your mother's here.
- -What?
- 684
- 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,122
- -What the hell
- is she doing here?
- -[Katie groaning]
- 685
- 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,558
- Farts. I told her
- that I would look at
- a mole on her back.
- 686
- 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,960
- -[John] Oh.
- -Ah, okay.
- 687
- 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,962
- Wait, why are we
- freaking out though?
- 688
- 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,997
- Because she cannot see
- any of this, this is a sin.
- 689
- 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:37,201
- -[John] What's a sin?
- -The church only
- condones procedures
- 690
- 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,969
- that assist conception.
- 691
- 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,971
- -Yeah, it's gotta be natural.
- -Yeah.
- 692
- 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,873
- -What about the IUI?
- -[Katie] No, IUI's okay.
- 693
- 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,174
- -Hello?
- -[Katie] No, it's not.
- 694
- 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,943
- Yeah, yeah,
- yeah, Vatican says.
- 695
- 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:48,245
- Anybody?
- 696
- 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,113
- -Hi.
- -Hi.
- 697
- 00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:53,884
- Hi, what's goin' on?
- 698
- 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,853
- Ah, why?
- 699
- 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,960
- [Katie sighs]
- 700
- 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,261
- Hello, hello.
- 701
- 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:06,196
- [clears throat]
- Hello, hello.
- 702
- 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,931
- No, no, no, no, okay.
- 703
- 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:08,932
- [knocking on door]
- 704
- 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,901
- Come in.
- 705
- 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,371
- -Hi.
- -Hi, listen, I just wanted
- 706
- 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,608
- to apologize for jumping down
- your throat the other day.
- 707
- 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,209
- Oh, no, that was--
- 708
- 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,111
- Sometimes my mamma bear
- instincts come out
- 709
- 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:22,379
- -and watch out.
- You know what I mean?
- -Yeah.
- 710
- 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,014
- Well, you will if
- you ever have kids.
- 711
- 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,416
- But I do wanna
- make it up to you.
- 712
- 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,019
- You know, it's funny you
- say that about the kids thing,
- 713
- 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:31,388
- because my husband and I are
- about to start a round of IUI.
- 714
- 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,390
- We've been trying to get
- pregnant for a really long time,
- 715
- 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,626
- hasn't really been
- going our way.
- So, we're gonna do this.
- 716
- 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,961
- I don't know why I'm
- telling you all this.
- 717
- 00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:39,663
- When I get nervous I tend to
- blather a little bit, and...
- 718
- 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:43,200
- Okay, great story,
- Katie, thank you.
- 719
- 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,936
- The reason I called you in
- is because the executive level
- 720
- 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:48,372
- -wants to hear more about
- those vendor discounts.
- -What, really?
- 721
- 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,674
- That would be the breast,
- best.
- 722
- 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:54,111
- -I need you to make a
- complete presentation on it.
- -Mm-hmm.
- 723
- 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,280
- The C-level, they're
- hearing good things about you
- 724
- 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,916
- and this is your chance to
- prove what you are made of.
- 725
- 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:01,451
- -If you're up for it.
- -Yeah, oh, my God.
- I'm pumped.
- 726
- 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,654
- Katie, look at me,
- I need you to focus here.
- 727
- 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,989
- Normally, this is something
- that I would take on for myself.
- 728
- 00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:08,659
- -Of course.
- -But with Jimothy
- starting Montessori
- 729
- 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,128
- and Higgins is just, like,
- flying back and forth
- to Vienna for her recitals
- 730
- 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,130
- -and I just have no time.
- -I don't even know
- what that means.
- 731
- 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,665
- And because you don't
- have kids, I just thought that,
- 732
- 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,199
- you know, maybe you would have
- the bandwidth
- 733
- 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:17,968
- to do a decent job.
- 734
- 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,336
- Right, yeah.
- 735
- 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,372
- Oh, and good luck with
- the whole IUI thing.
- 736
- 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:26,209
- Yeah, okay, Mamma Bear.
- 737
- 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:30,213
- So, anyway, just
- give you some privacy.
- 738
- 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:31,982
- Oh, no, you can leave
- that open, it's fine.
- 739
- 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:34,718
- -Really, okay.
- -Yeah, thank you.
- 740
- 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,020
- [phone ringing]
- 741
- 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,288
- Dr. Remis.
- 742
- 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,324
- Hey, Dr. Remis, John Kelly.
- 743
- 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,225
- [Dr. Remis] What can
- I help you with, John?
- 744
- 00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:45,028
- Well, um, I think Katie
- might be experiencing
- 745
- 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,197
- some side effects from the
- drugs you prescribed her.
- 746
- 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,266
- What sort of side effects?
- 747
- 00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:51,335
- Like, she threatened
- to leave me if I didn't
- 748
- 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,303
- stop overloading the
- dishwasher kinda side effects.
- 749
- 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,306
- That's the Clomid,
- it can trigger mood swings.
- 750
- 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,108
- Any erratic behavior?
- 751
- 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:03,246
- What?
- 752
- 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,749
- -You could say that.
- -[Katie] Don't look at me!
- 753
- 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,719
- The effect of these chemicals
- can best be described
- as PMS on steroids.
- 754
- 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,420
- Eventually her chemistry
- is gonna balance out,
- 755
- 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,155
- it's just gonna take some time.
- 756
- 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,191
- All right, whatever
- you say, Doc, thank you.
- 757
- 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,726
- -John,
- -[gasps]
- 758
- 00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:17,060
- I need you to go to
- the store and I need you
- 759
- 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,729
- to get me a pressure washer.
- 760
- 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:24,134
- -A pressure washer?
- -A pressure... yeah!
- 761
- 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,736
- -Okay, I'm gonna go.
- -Yeah, you're gonna go
- 762
- 00:33:25,738 --> 00:33:28,472
- 'cause I asked you to go.
- 763
- 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,742
- [Katie groaning]
- 764
- 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:33,510
- [light music]
- 765
- 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,516
- [Katie sighing]
- 766
- 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:56,333
- [Katie, with an accent] You're a
- pirate and you're on your vessel
- 767
- 00:33:56,335 --> 00:34:00,170
- and it's full steam
- ahead to fertile island.
- 768
- 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:05,108
- [Dr. Remis] I've got a
- good feeling about this.
- 769
- 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,472
- [Katie] You roll up
- in your Camaro
- 770
- 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,574
- and you're wearing
- a top hat...
- 771
- 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,276
- -[groans]
- -...and I'm wearing
- 772
- 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,546
- a wedding dress,
- even though it's prom.
- 773
- 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,614
- -[phone ringing]
- -Oh, oh.
- 774
- 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,818
- -Just one second.
- -Are you serious?
- 775
- 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:50,153
- Hey.
- No, no, I'm not busy.
- 776
- 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:53,090
- [Dr. Remis] I've got a
- great feeling about this.
- 777
- 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,591
- The spinning's
- making me dizzy.
- 778
- 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,526
- [woman] We have others that
- need this room, please hurry.
- 779
- 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,329
- You know what,
- we need the room.
- 780
- 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,669
- [Dr. Remis] This is
- the one, I just know it.
- 781
- 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,419
- [Maria]
- Look at it this way,
- 782
- 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,455
- at least now you
- can try IVF, right?
- 783
- 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:02,425
- Oh, God no. I don't think
- I can, um...
- 784
- 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,162
- -Do we like this angle?
- -[Maria] Yeah.
- 785
- 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,364
- -Just kinda shows
- what it can do.
- -[Maria] Yeah, it's sexy.
- 786
- 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,634
- -Great.
- -Yeah, I don't think I can
- do anymore of those treatments.
- 787
- 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:16,206
- I just don't think...
- physically or emotionally
- my body can take it.
- 788
- 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,375
- I need to apologize to you.
- 789
- 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,943
- For what?
- 790
- 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,711
- I thought you not
- getting pregnant
- 791
- 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,713
- was just something in your head.
- 792
- 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:27,651
- Oh no, don't. Please, I can't
- expect you to understand.
- 793
- 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,553
- I mean,
- kids came easy for you.
- 794
- 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,188
- Too easy.
- 795
- 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,589
- Hmm.
- 796
- 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,192
- But I gotta say,
- being a parent to those kids
- 797
- 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:38,562
- is somehow the hardest
- and the most wonderful thing
- we'll ever do.
- 798
- 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:43,633
- -Mm.
- -What I'm saying is that what
- you're trying for is good.
- 799
- 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,971
- And I wanna do anything
- I can to help you get there.
- 800
- 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:51,675
- Aw, thank you.
- Still not gonna take Dougie.
- 801
- 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,344
- [motorcycle rumbling]
- 802
- 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,966
- I don't suppose
- you're into this,
- 803
- 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:18,668
- but have you ever thought
- of alternative methods?
- 804
- 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,470
- I feel like
- I've tried everything.
- 805
- 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,305
- What about quantum healing?
- 806
- 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:24,507
- [Gordon] Honey,
- the boss is home.
- 807
- 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,610
- -We're in here.
- -Does he really come
- himself The Boss?
- 808
- 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,311
- -Yeah, no.
- -I kinda, okay.
- 809
- 00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:29,379
- I don't know.
- 810
- 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:30,714
- What's up, Katie?
- 811
- 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,983
- -Where have you been?
- -Gordon.
- 812
- 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:35,285
- What I was just sparing
- at the dojo with Sifu Kevin.
- 813
- 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,554
- Is that your... what are you
- showing us, what is that?
- 814
- 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,689
- -[laughs]
- -This, oh, my tri's.
- 815
- 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,758
- -Where are the kids?
- -Watching TV.
- 816
- 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,493
- Oh.
- 817
- 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,263
- Doin', uh,
- doin' some karate, huh?
- 818
- 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,398
- No, Katie,
- I'm not doing karate.
- 819
- 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,001
- I'm studying the ancient
- Chinese art of kung fu.
- 820
- 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:52,669
- I did karate as a kid.
- 821
- 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,471
- -I was a blue belt.
- -[Katie] Really?
- 822
- 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,474
- Yeah, I could like
- break boards and stuff.
- 823
- 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,476
- -Yeah, it was easy.
- -Gordon's a white belt.
- 824
- 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,011
- Well, everyone
- knows the colors
- 825
- 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:02,679
- are different in
- kung fu and karate, so.
- 826
- 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,482
- Do they?
- 'Cause I don't know if that's...
- 827
- 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,051
- I feel like white's still
- pretty much like the lowest.
- 828
- 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,387
- You know what,
- kung fu's way more badass,
- 829
- 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,622
- so white belt in kung fu is
- like a blue belt in karate.
- 830
- 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,025
- -Ah.
- -But can you break a board?
- 831
- 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,693
- I can probably break,
- like, six boards.
- 832
- 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,428
- What are you guys
- doing on my sculpt lab?
- 833
- 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:21,031
- I'm going to sell this
- hunk of shit online.
- 834
- 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,799
- -And I'm helping by modeling.
- -Yes.
- 835
- 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,035
- -No, I use that.
- -You never use this thing.
- 836
- 00:38:25,037 --> 00:38:26,636
- -[Katie] It's covered in dust.
- -What are you talkin'--
- 837
- 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:27,771
- How do you think
- I get this, man?
- 838
- 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,606
- [Katie] Beer and nachos?
- 839
- 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,042
- When was the last time
- you used that?
- 840
- 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:34,311
- Seriously, give me a date.
- 841
- 00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:36,446
- Okay, I'm gonna get
- my exercise journal,
- 842
- 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:39,449
- I'm gonna show you.
- Check that out.
- 843
- 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:43,753
- So, quantum,
- what is it, healing?
- 844
- 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,555
- Yeah.
- 845
- 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:46,756
- Right after I had
- the baby I started getting
- 846
- 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,491
- these terrible panic attacks.
- 847
- 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,393
- You never told me that.
- 848
- 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,829
- I was almost catatonic,
- I could barely get out of bed.
- 849
- 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,466
- My doctor was no help,
- so my yoga instructor
- 850
- 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,501
- put me in touch with
- this holistic healer.
- 851
- 00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:01,338
- -And it helped?
- -Like you wouldn't believe.
- 852
- 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,740
- I know this sounds crazy,
- but it changed my life.
- 853
- 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,709
- So, you think he could
- help me get pregnant?
- 854
- 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,345
- It can't hurt to try, right?
- 855
- 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,614
- But I have to warn you,
- he's a little weird.
- 856
- 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,083
- Weird how?
- 857
- 00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,685
- It's hard to explain.
- 858
- 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,688
- -Honey.
- -[Gordon grunting]
- 859
- 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,457
- How would you describe Caesar?
- 860
- 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,360
- -Oh, the holistic guy?
- -Yeah.
- 861
- 00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:25,428
- Yeah, he's a fuckin' creep.
- 862
- 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,530
- -He's perfect for Katie.
- Ha ha, burn.
- -You know what?
- 863
- 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,100
- Boom, boo-ba, bang.
- 864
- 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:32,135
- [Katie] Is he a white belt?
- 865
- 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,703
- Namaste.
- 866
- 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,839
- Are you currently
- experiencing physical,
- 867
- 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,707
- mental or spiritual anguish?
- 868
- 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,876
- How about lower back pain,
- IBS, or suicidal thoughts?
- 869
- 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,711
- Have you grown weary
- of western medicine's
- 870
- 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,781
- profit driven approach
- to your well being?
- 871
- 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,684
- [TV] Then join me at
- Caesar's Healing Palace,
- 872
- 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,452
- the San Fernando Valley's
- 873
- 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:52,555
- most trusted holistic
- healing center.
- 874
- 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:56,126
- If it weren't for Caesar,
- I'd be dead, and that's a fact.
- 875
- 00:39:56,128 --> 00:40:00,630
- Yes, it is.
- Together we can start
- treating causes not symptoms.
- 876
- 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,732
- Give me a call, I'm Caesar.
- 877
- 00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:05,869
- Give Caesar a call.
- 878
- 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:09,706
- [TV] Namaste, are you currently
- experiencing physical,
- 879
- 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,808
- mental or spiritual anguish?
- 880
- 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,910
- How about lower back pain,
- IBS, or suicidal thoughts?
- 881
- 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,446
- Have you grown weary
- of western medicine's
- 882
- 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,782
- profit driven approach
- to your well being?
- 883
- 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:21,484
- Then join me at
- Caesar's Healing Palace,
- 884
- 00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:24,921
- San Fernando Valley's most
- trusted holistic healing center.
- 885
- 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,824
- [man] If it weren't
- for Caesar, I'd be dead.
- 886
- 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,526
- Oh, you gotta be
- fuckin' kidding me.
- 887
- 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:32,195
- Okay, can you please
- try to keep an open mind?
- 888
- 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,597
- -Keep an open mind?
- -[TV] Give me a call.
- 889
- 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:35,932
- That's society's
- polite way of saying
- 890
- 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,435
- "get ready to hear
- some serious bullshit."
- 891
- 00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:40,870
- [Caesar humming]
- 892
- 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,818
- -What is he doing?
- -I don't...
- 893
- 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:59,222
- Hi, I'm Katie,
- this is John, and...
- 894
- 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,624
- I just, I don't think
- that he's...
- 895
- 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,727
- -Can I just...
- -[snapping]
- 896
- 00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:07,831
- -[Caesar screaming]
- -[gasping]
- 897
- 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,632
- Dammit! I was this close
- to total enlightenment
- and then you came in.
- 898
- 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,201
- I'm so sorry, I didn't
- know you were in a thing.
- 899
- 00:41:11,203 --> 00:41:13,570
- I didn't, we didn't,
- I'm so sorry.
- 900
- 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,207
- You'll be pleased
- to know I was joking.
- 901
- 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,476
- -Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- -You actually can't break
- 902
- 00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:21,644
- my concentration,
- it's impossible.
- 903
- 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:26,516
- About two years ago I was lost
- in the deserts of New Mexico.
- 904
- 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:29,219
- I found my way out
- by taking handful
- 905
- 00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:31,554
- -after handful of peyote.
- -Oh.
- 906
- 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:34,858
- I road the snake all the
- way back to civilization.
- 907
- 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,660
- When they found me I was
- naked, running through
- 908
- 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,863
- a turquoise
- jewelry market in Taos.
- 909
- 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:41,931
- -Wow.
- -Every since then
- I've been living
- 910
- 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:45,568
- in an inescapable state
- of total awareness.
- 911
- 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:47,537
- Oh, how fun for you.
- 912
- 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,606
- So, I imagine you're here
- for the weight loss program?
- 913
- 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:51,708
- The what-- what?
- No, no, no.
- 914
- 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,543
- Sorry, I was just
- looking at your thighs.
- 915
- 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,778
- -Oh, no, I'm, no.
- -Skin rejuvenation?
- 916
- 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,847
- No, wait,
- do you do that here?
- 917
- 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,983
- We're here because
- we're trying to get pregnant.
- 918
- 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,985
- Yes, we really
- wanna have a baby.
- 919
- 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:03,853
- Ah, kudos.
- 920
- 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:07,090
- Oh, didn't know there
- was a liquid "u" in kudos.
- 921
- 00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:09,692
- Oh.
- 922
- 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,727
- Feeling your energy.
- 923
- 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,962
- [Katie] Feel away.
- 924
- 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,665
- [sniffing]
- 925
- 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,967
- -You're ovulating.
- -[Katie] I don't-- okay.
- 926
- 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:21,271
- When strippers ovulate,
- they make more money
- 927
- 00:42:21,273 --> 00:42:24,007
- at the strip club because of the
- pheromones they're giving off.
- 928
- 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:25,708
- Isn't that interesting?
- 929
- 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,710
- [Katie] Do you think
- I'm a stripper?
- 930
- 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:28,978
- So if you were a stripper
- right now at a strip club,
- 931
- 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,080
- you'd be making
- it rain hardcore.
- 932
- 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:32,715
- You'd be covered in cash.
- 933
- 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,617
- -Good to know.
- -Covered in cash.
- 934
- 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,619
- Okay, uh-huh.
- 935
- 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,087
- Let's...
- 936
- 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,290
- The good news is,
- I can get you pregnant.
- 937
- 00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:41,691
- -Oh, really?
- -Yeah.
- 938
- 00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:42,892
- You can get us pregnant,
- right?
- 939
- 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,027
- But first I have
- to get inside you.
- 940
- 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:45,662
- -Oh.
- -Excuse me?
- 941
- 00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:47,630
- -Okay, I mean...
- -Herbally.
- 942
- 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,832
- Right, yes, of course,
- of course, herbally, herbally.
- 943
- 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:53,069
- He needs to herbally
- be inside me, okay.
- 944
- 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:55,071
- It'll be easy,
- so long as you haven't done
- 945
- 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:58,041
- -any fertility treatments.
- -[groans]
- 946
- 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,310
- Let me guess.
- 947
- 00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:02,912
- You went to some
- fertility specialist
- 948
- 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,316
- who put you on a grueling
- three month program
- of poisonous hormones
- 949
- 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:09,819
- and invasive treatments.
- And then when that didn't work,
- 950
- 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:12,722
- -because it never works.
- -Yeah, that's now
- exactly how it...
- 951
- 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:16,893
- They sold you on some pie
- in the sky in vitro treatment.
- 952
- 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:19,095
- Right? Am I right?
- 953
- 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,131
- Have you ever thought
- for even one moment
- 954
- 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,800
- that they don't want
- you to get healthy.
- 955
- 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,335
- They wanna keep you sick
- 956
- 00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:27,904
- so they can make
- that filthy lucre.
- 957
- 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,873
- It's all about the cash, baby.
- 958
- 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,343
- You stay sick, they get rich.
- 959
- 00:43:33,345 --> 00:43:34,777
- Think about it?
- 960
- 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,346
- Who would ever suggest to anyone
- 961
- 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:37,947
- that you could have a baby
- without having sex.
- 962
- 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,949
- Yes, exactly.
- 963
- 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,951
- That's what they did, right?
- They told you not to bone.
- 964
- 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:44,387
- They told us not to bone
- for like a month to six months.
- 965
- 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:46,923
- I want you to bone.
- 966
- 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:49,125
- -I want you to slam.
- -Are you hearing this?
- 967
- 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:51,127
- -I want you to smash.
- -Smash.
- 968
- 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:54,364
- -Jackhammer, jackhammer.
- -Nobody likes that.
- 969
- 00:43:54,366 --> 00:43:55,365
- -That's too fast.
- -Yeah, well.
- 970
- 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:56,366
- [humming]
- 971
- 00:43:56,368 --> 00:43:57,934
- No, nobody likes that.
- 972
- 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,103
- -I like it.
- -You gotta bone down
- 973
- 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:03,840
- all night long till
- the break of god damn dawn.
- 974
- 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:06,075
- I feel like
- I'm gonna be in a lot...
- 975
- 00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:08,077
- -I feel I'll be very sore.
- -[John] No.
- 976
- 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,712
- -[Caesar] Ideally, yes.
- -Oh.
- 977
- 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:11,881
- You need to start
- a detox program.
- 978
- 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,850
- Just her or both of us?
- 979
- 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,652
- It's for both of you, yes.
- 980
- 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,387
- Tabby, get in here.
- 981
- 00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:18,988
- -Tabby.
- -Tabby!
- 982
- 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,723
- Is this a cat?
- 983
- 00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:22,392
- We also need to get
- you started on FRP.
- 984
- 00:44:22,394 --> 00:44:23,893
- -I'm sorry, what now?
- -For?
- 985
- 00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:25,995
- Fertility
- revitalization program.
- 986
- 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,065
- It's an all natural,
- GMO free, virility remedy.
- 987
- 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,668
- It's kind of like the
- dick pills you can get
- 988
- 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:34,003
- at a truck stop if the
- tuck stop was in ancient China.
- 989
- 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,939
- Okay, um, and what does
- the package include?
- 990
- 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,141
- Just the basics.
- 991
- 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,410
- Nano acupressure,
- wellness formula,
- 992
- 00:44:40,412 --> 00:44:41,911
- a lunar fornication calendar.
- 993
- 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,780
- I'm sorry,
- what was that last part?
- 994
- 00:44:43,782 --> 00:44:45,148
- It's a calendar based
- on the cycles of the moon
- 995
- 00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:47,016
- that tells you exactly
- when you need to fuck.
- 996
- 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,952
- -Yes, I like that a lot.
- -Okay...
- 997
- 00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:51,921
- You guys are gonna
- love this part.
- 998
- 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,222
- It's an app.
- 999
- 00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:55,224
- Sounds an alarm
- when it's time to smash.
- 1000
- 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:58,795
- -[dogs barking and howling]
- -I'm in, we're in.
- 1001
- 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,129
- -Can you change the alarm?
- -Take our money.
- 1002
- 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,764
- -Sound or?
- -Take our money.
- 1003
- 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:02,832
- -Oh, yeah.
- -That gets you going?
- 1004
- 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,200
- That gets me going.
- 1005
- 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,836
- Having a lunar,
- you know, calendar.
- 1006
- 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,838
- I have a lunar calendar.
- 1007
- 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,940
- Every woman does,
- but that's fine.
- 1008
- 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:12,842
- -Oh, hello.
- -Tabby, be a lamb
- 1009
- 00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:14,777
- and please
- set these two souls up
- 1010
- 00:45:14,779 --> 00:45:17,447
- with a two week supply of
- Caesar's detoxifying tea blend.
- 1011
- 00:45:17,449 --> 00:45:20,917
- -Wrong way.
- -Thank you, Tabby, oh.
- 1012
- 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,187
- [Caesar] Thank you.
- 1013
- 00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:26,189
- Is she okay?
- 1014
- 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:46,275
- -[upbeat music]
- -[kettle whistling]
- 1015
- 00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:55,151
- -Yeah? Okay.
- -Mm.
- 1016
- 00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:56,953
- Okay.
- 1017
- 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:01,858
- Oh, my God.
- 1018
- 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,961
- Oh, it's like,
- it's like a little bit lumpy.
- 1019
- 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,229
- Yeah, I lied, it's terrible.
- 1020
- 00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:07,830
- It's a little bit
- lumpy going down.
- 1021
- 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:19,776
- Tabby!
- 1022
- 00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:22,345
- [trippy music]
- 1023
- 00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:30,119
- [giggling] John.
- 1024
- 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,188
- Yeah?
- 1025
- 00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:36,092
- There's something
- wrong with the clock.
- 1026
- 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,536
- John, John.
- 1027
- 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:49,539
- Oh, where'd you go?
- 1028
- 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,140
- -[Bird's voice] Impotence.
- -[numerous voices]
- 1029
- 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,543
- -Use hop oil?
- -[woman's voice] Dad.
- 1030
- 00:46:53,545 --> 00:46:55,845
- [Gordon]
- Those are 500 year old
- German beer laws, who cares?
- 1031
- 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,113
- [woman]
- Titty bonanza.
- 1032
- 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,314
- [Dr. Remis]
- It's a real show stopper.
- 1033
- 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,549
- [Caesar] Filthy lucres.
- 1034
- 00:46:59,551 --> 00:47:01,350
- -Sperm count low.
- -Slam.
- 1035
- 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,352
- -[Gordon]
- Loud pipes save lives.
- -[motorcycle rumbling]
- 1036
- 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,990
- [light music]
- 1037
- 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:10,560
- [cooing]
- 1038
- 00:47:10,562 --> 00:47:12,895
- Hi.
- 1039
- 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,371
- Thank you, kind sir.
- 1040
- 00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:27,577
- She's beautiful.
- 1041
- 00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:29,278
- Built like John.
- 1042
- 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,917
- -Thank you, love her.
- -[children giggling]
- 1043
- 00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:37,954
- [Dr. Remis] Let me tell you
- a little story.
- 1044
- 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,323
- After the first day of fighting
- at the Battle of Shiloh,
- 1045
- 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:43,326
- Will T. Sherman saw General
- Grant sitting under a tree,
- 1046
- 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:46,229
- contemplating the devastating
- losses of the day.
- 1047
- 00:47:46,231 --> 00:47:48,197
- Sherman said to
- his friend, "Well, Grant,
- 1048
- 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,933
- you've had the
- devil's own day, haven't we?"
- 1049
- 00:47:50,935 --> 00:47:54,337
- Grant concurred and said,
- "Lick 'em tomorrow, though."
- 1050
- 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:58,274
- -Lick?
- -The next day Grant
- routed the enemy and won.
- 1051
- 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,043
- Do you know what he did to win?
- 1052
- 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,245
- [Katie] Hm?
- 1053
- 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:04,180
- Well, I tell you
- what he didn't do.
- 1054
- 00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:06,015
- He didn't go on a
- magical mystery tour
- 1055
- 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:08,384
- with a god damn witch doctor,
- that's what he didn't do.
- 1056
- 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:11,220
- He won because he didn't
- have the option to lose.
- 1057
- 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,923
- He had that fire within him
- and superior artillery
- 1058
- 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:15,925
- on his right flank,
- but a fire just the same.
- 1059
- 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,094
- It's that fire, that desire
- to win that I need from you.
- 1060
- 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:20,096
- Do you know why IUI
- didn't work for you?
- 1061
- 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:24,667
- Uh, poor egg quality,
- bad fallopian tubes, poor sperm.
- 1062
- 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,335
- No. John, tell her why.
- 1063
- 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,037
- 'Cause we didn't
- have that fire.
- 1064
- 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:30,940
- Bingo. Now I know
- you've had a rough go of it.
- 1065
- 00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:33,009
- Years of passionless
- manual conception,
- 1066
- 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:34,343
- followed by three rounds of IUI
- 1067
- 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:36,112
- is enough to make
- anybody wanna quit,
- 1068
- 00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:38,047
- and I know that's
- what you're thinkin',
- 1069
- 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,116
- "Let's quit, we weren't
- meant to have a baby."
- 1070
- 00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,318
- But we need to rise above that.
- We need that fire.
- 1071
- 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,986
- I'm gonna ask you a
- question right now,
- 1072
- 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:46,122
- are you ready for
- in vitro fertilization?
- 1073
- 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,457
- Yeah, ready.
- 1074
- 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,393
- God damn it, I'll give
- you everything I've got,
- 1075
- 00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,361
- but if you're not willing
- to give me everything
- 1076
- 00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,096
- you've got then I'll climb
- the steps to Appomattox
- 1077
- 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,398
- and I'll surrender right now.
- 1078
- 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,133
- I'm gonna ask you again,
- 1079
- 00:48:57,135 --> 00:48:58,935
- are you ready for
- in vitro fertilization?
- 1080
- 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:00,169
- -Yes.
- -Ready to go.
- 1081
- 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,270
- Do you have the
- fire within you?
- 1082
- 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,471
- Are you ready to procreate?
- 1083
- 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,407
- -Yes.
- -Yes, I'm on fire.
- 1084
- 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,009
- -Ready, I've got fire.
- -I'm on fire, yes!
- 1085
- 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:09,679
- -Back draft, put a baby in me.
- -[Dr. Remis]
- John, are you ready?
- 1086
- 00:49:09,681 --> 00:49:11,981
- -Say it with...
- -[John] I'm ready to procreate.
- 1087
- 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,249
- [nurse] Ugh, again.
- 1088
- 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:39,375
- Father Callahan,
- how are you?
- 1089
- 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:41,310
- -Hey.
- -Hey, what's up?
- 1090
- 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,245
- -What do you got there?
- -What?
- 1091
- 00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:44,714
- -Cake.
- -Cake, I got cake,
- that's right.
- 1092
- 00:49:44,716 --> 00:49:46,082
- [Maria] Oh, you
- want me to take it?
- 1093
- 00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:47,416
- No, no, no, no, I got it.
- 1094
- 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,451
- I'm just gonna put
- it in the kitchen.
- 1095
- 00:49:48,453 --> 00:49:49,518
- Special cake I guess, okay.
- 1096
- 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,220
- Why you acting weird?
- 1097
- 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:52,521
- -Shut up.
- -Okay.
- 1098
- 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,359
- I need to have sex right now.
- 1099
- 00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,227
- -What is-- oh my--
- -I need to have sex right now.
- 1100
- 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:00,129
- God, you need to
- put that thing away.
- 1101
- 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,464
- That is gonna hurt somebody.
- 1102
- 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:05,301
- Okay, okay,
- no, no, no, stop it.
- 1103
- 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:08,170
- This is a child's
- first communion party.
- 1104
- 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,338
- Oh, who cares,
- I don't care about them.
- 1105
- 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,073
- Let's go upstairs really fast.
- 1106
- 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:12,308
- -I can be really fast.
- -I know you can,
- 1107
- 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:14,243
- I'm fully aware it'll be fast,
- 1108
- 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,112
- -but I-- No, we can't,
- we can't, we can't.
- -Why?
- 1109
- 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:18,180
- I just started a whole
- new round of drugs for the IVF,
- 1110
- 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,516
- my body is
- way too volatile
- to handle all of that.
- 1111
- 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,185
- One time won't hurt, right?
- One time.
- 1112
- 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,554
- Just one quick time.
- 1113
- 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,256
- Don't make me
- be the bad guy here.
- 1114
- 00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:29,558
- -Okay, I will give you.
- -Oh, wow.
- 1115
- 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,764
- -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- -20, 40, 50... 5, 56, 57.
- 1116
- 00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:37,767
- -$57, I will give you $57
- -Honey, honey, honey.
- 1117
- 00:50:37,769 --> 00:50:39,368
- -and a receipt,
- -And a receipt.
- 1118
- 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,037
- if you have sex
- with me right now. Please.
- 1119
- 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:42,371
- You can go get a mani-pedi.
- 1120
- 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,373
- You're gonna pay
- your wife for sex?
- 1121
- 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,510
- That's just, that's a
- whole other level of wrong.
- 1122
- 00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:49,445
- -It's a turn on, right?
- -You need to go upstairs,
- 1123
- 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,447
- you need to get changed.
- I'm sorry.
- 1124
- 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,283
- -Oh, God.
- -I'm sorry, just go.
- 1125
- 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,584
- -Get rid of that, okay?
- -All right,
- 1126
- 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:58,087
- but it's
- gonna take me a little time
- 1127
- 00:50:58,089 --> 00:50:59,822
- 'cause I have to...
- unload the weapon.
- 1128
- 00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:02,491
- All right, just fire off
- a couple rounds.
- 1129
- 00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:04,326
- -I'm gonna fire it off.
- -Okay.
- 1130
- 00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:06,128
- I'm gonna hit it everywhere.
- 1131
- 00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:07,329
- Oh...
- 1132
- 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:10,599
- [John] Oh hey kids, hey guys.
- 1133
- 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:16,205
- -[mumbles]
- -[woman moaning]
- 1134
- 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,547
- -[music stops]
- -We brought a cake.
- 1135
- 00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:26,582
- -What happened to the music?
- -[Bluetooth speaker beeps]
- 1136
- 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:29,118
- -[woman moaning]
- -[hand pounding]
- 1137
- 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,820
- -[woman] Oh, that's disgusting.
- -Oh, my God.
- 1138
- 00:51:30,822 --> 00:51:32,621
- -That's gotta be John, right?
- -How is this happening?
- 1139
- 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,623
- This is not, this is
- not what you think it is.
- 1140
- 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,093
- -It sounds a lot...
- -[Maria] Do something.
- 1141
- 00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:39,161
- [woman] You better grab
- that child right now.
- 1142
- 00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:41,564
- -[Katie] Kids, sing a song.
- -Come here, come here,
- come here.
- 1143
- 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:44,400
- Come here!
- Cover those ears.
- 1144
- 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:49,205
- John, John, everyone
- can hear you jacking off.
- 1145
- 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,507
- [moaning]
- 1146
- 00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:57,113
- Well, if you drove
- across the lawn
- 1147
- 00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:59,582
- then you have to
- pay for damages.
- 1148
- 00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:02,351
- Yeah,
- that's kinda how it works.
- 1149
- 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,555
- Because you drove across
- the lawn, which means you...
- 1150
- 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:09,625
- I can't, you know what,
- I gotta go, Mom, I gotta go.
- 1151
- 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:16,599
- Oh.
- 1152
- 00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:19,268
- WTF is right, Katie.
- 1153
- 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:21,203
- Have you talked to
- the insurance company?
- 1154
- 00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:23,672
- Yeah, of course.
- I mean, we're over our limit.
- 1155
- 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:26,375
- Any other infertility treatments
- will be out of pocket.
- 1156
- 00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:29,178
- But they wanted us
- to do the IUI first.
- 1157
- 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,613
- We wanted to go straight
- to the IVF remember?
- 1158
- 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:33,349
- I know, I know, I don't
- know what to tell you.
- 1159
- 00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:35,451
- Well, that's it,
- no IVF for us.
- 1160
- 00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:36,886
- What, why?
- 1161
- 00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:38,654
- Where are we gonna
- get $30,000 from?
- 1162
- 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,456
- We could use
- the brewery money.
- 1163
- 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,224
- You're kidding.
- 1164
- 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:44,560
- That would set me back years,
- 1165
- 00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:45,928
- I'd have to start
- all over again.
- 1166
- 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:47,329
- Well, you could
- ask your brother.
- 1167
- 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,399
- -Bam, problem solved.
- -I can't.
- 1168
- 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:51,934
- You mean, you won't.
- He has the money and
- he wants to help.
- 1169
- 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,669
- It's too much to ask of him.
- 1170
- 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,205
- He's got his family,
- he's got his job.
- 1171
- 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,407
- -I can't ask.
- -John, we are so close.
- 1172
- 00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,910
- -We've scheduled the retrieval.
- -Then cancel it.
- 1173
- 00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:03,612
- Why can't you
- compromise on this?
- 1174
- 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,915
- Do you-- do you
- want a baby or not?
- 1175
- 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:07,516
- We have been saving
- that money for years.
- 1176
- 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:08,918
- I don't wanna roll
- the dice with it.
- 1177
- 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,619
- Oh, my God, we're not
- rolling the dice,
- 1178
- 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:12,922
- we're not gambling.
- We're having a baby.
- 1179
- 00:53:12,924 --> 00:53:14,256
- What if it doesn't work?
- 1180
- 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:15,658
- It will.
- 1181
- 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,493
- You don't know that.
- 1182
- 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:19,695
- What if the IVF fails?
- Then what?
- 1183
- 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,397
- We're out the 30 grand and then
- 1184
- 00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:22,631
- we have to start all over again.
- 1185
- 00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:24,300
- Have you even considered that?
- 1186
- 00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:25,935
- Oh, my God, you're
- being such a D head.
- 1187
- 00:53:25,937 --> 00:53:28,737
- You know, the brewery
- is not a sure thing either.
- 1188
- 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:30,606
- Oh hey, you know what, I just
- thought of a great name
- 1189
- 00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:33,642
- for your IPA, how about:
- My Husband is a Selfish Prick
- 1190
- 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:36,278
- Who Only Cares About Himself,
- IPA?
- 1191
- 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,546
- That sounds really good.
- 1192
- 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,747
- I actually like that name,
- 1193
- 00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,482
- but it won't sell as well as:
- 1194
- 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:41,750
- My Wife is
- Completely Irrational
- 1195
- 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,719
- and
- Financially Reckless, Pale Ale.
- 1196
- 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,487
- [Katie] How about this,
- you should call your pilsner
- 1197
- 00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:47,289
- My Husband Is
- a Massive D Hole
- 1198
- 00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:49,291
- Who Never Follows Through
- With His Promises.
- 1199
- 00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,726
- That's the one.
- That's the one,
- I like that better.
- 1200
- 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,528
- You know what, I'm gonna
- get that started right now.
- 1201
- 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,430
- [Katie] Yeah, well,
- don't forget the hop oil.
- 1202
- 00:53:54,432 --> 00:53:57,366
- [John] Okay.
- 1203
- 00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,538
- Oh.
- 1204
- 00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:10,679
- Hi, I'm your driver.
- 1205
- 00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:12,281
- I need you to take me
- to the hospital.
- 1206
- 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,782
- Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
- 1207
- 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,985
- Holy shit,
- this is so much pain.
- 1208
- 00:54:15,987 --> 00:54:18,020
- Are you in labor?
- 1209
- 00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:20,589
- -Oh, are you a
- fucking detective?
- -Congratulations.
- 1210
- 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:24,293
- -You know, my wife and I--
- -Shut up!
- Just take me to the hospital.
- 1211
- 00:54:24,295 --> 00:54:26,729
- I'm gonna lose my window
- to get an epidural.
- Just get me there.
- 1212
- 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,498
- You want me to take the
- freeways or side streets?
- 1213
- 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,000
- Just drive, fuck face!
- 1214
- 00:54:31,002 --> 00:54:32,735
- Side streets it is.
- 1215
- 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:35,571
- Go-- in the go!
- Why are the belts like this?
- 1216
- 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:38,507
- You're pulling it too fast.
- You need to just
- pull it slowly
- 1217
- 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,410
- -and then it'll--
- -Okay, I'm getting it on now.
- 1218
- 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:45,814
- Um, are you hungry?
- 1219
- 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:47,716
- I have a half eaten
- protein bar up here.
- 1220
- 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,418
- Can I give you an Altoid?
- I have Altoids.
- 1221
- 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,487
- -No, I need you to pull over.
- -Pull over?
- 1222
- 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,289
- I thought you wanted me
- to take you to the hospital.
- 1223
- 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,690
- I'm gonna have another
- contraction,
- 1224
- 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:56,292
- and your driving
- is making it worse.
- 1225
- 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,493
- I'm sorry, I can't pull over,
- 1226
- 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:58,761
- it's the middle of
- an intersection.
- 1227
- 00:54:58,763 --> 00:55:00,329
- Stop the car or I will
- choke you out
- 1228
- 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,731
- with your seatbelt.
- Oh, fuck!
- 1229
- 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,566
- -[cars honking]
- -Oh, my God,
- 1230
- 00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:07,369
- I'd rather die
- than get another.
- 1231
- 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:08,470
- Oh.
- 1232
- 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,372
- Are you okay?
- 1233
- 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:12,041
- -Yeah.
- -You're good?
- 1234
- 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:15,377
- -Uh-huh.
- -Okay, okay.
- 1235
- 00:55:15,379 --> 00:55:17,579
- We gotta get you
- to the hospital.
- 1236
- 00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:18,814
- Hold on to your shit.
- 1237
- 00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:24,386
- Everybody, make way,
- woman in labor comin' through.
- 1238
- 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:26,622
- -Oh, it hurts.
- -Meg, honey, oh, are you okay?
- 1239
- 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,757
- -[John] Who is this guy?
- -[Meg] My husband, Brad.
- 1240
- 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:30,726
- -Oh, well, thanks
- for showing up, Brad.
- -Are you okay?
- 1241
- 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,795
- -How do you feel?
- -Like I'm gonna explode.
- 1242
- 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,563
- Your wife's contractions
- are five minutes apart,
- 1243
- 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:36,498
- we need to prep her
- for anesthesia.
- 1244
- 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,367
- -Nurse!
- -Anesthesia?
- You mean like an epidural?
- 1245
- 00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:39,468
- Look, Brad, I know it
- wasn't part of the birth plan,
- 1246
- 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:40,769
- but your wife wants the juice
- 1247
- 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,471
- and I'm gonna make
- sure she gets it.
- 1248
- 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,572
- -Nurse.
- -Hold on, are you the doctor?
- 1249
- 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,840
- -Stop.
- -Brad, stand back,
- 1250
- 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,408
- she's having another
- contraction.
- 1251
- 00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:48,344
- -Breathe.
- -Okay listen, you breathe.
- 1252
- 00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,412
- Okay, listen, thank you
- for getting me here,
- 1253
- 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,681
- -but we have it.
- -Are you sure?
- 1254
- 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,083
- -Yeah.
- -You want me to with you?
- 1255
- 00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:55,584
- I'll stay with you
- the whole way.
- 1256
- 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:56,819
- I don't think
- that's appropriate.
- 1257
- 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:59,822
- -Yeah, all right.
- -Okay.
- 1258
- 00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,390
- I gotta have a baby now, okay?
- 1259
- 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:03,092
- -Who are you?
- -I'm the driver.
- 1260
- 00:56:03,094 --> 00:56:04,660
- Yeah, he's the driver.
- 1261
- 00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,396
- All right,
- we're havin' a baby.
- 1262
- 00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:09,365
- [Meg] Yeah!
- 1263
- 00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:11,467
- I really like the
- names Blaze and Plum.
- 1264
- 00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,869
- [Meg] I like Plum,
- I don't like Blaze.
- 1265
- 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,505
- [light dramatic music]
- 1266
- 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,779
- I've got something
- to show you, come on.
- 1267
- 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,682
- I'm not a fan of
- not being in control.
- 1268
- 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:27,850
- I have a surprise for you.
- 1269
- 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:30,486
- -Ready?
- -Uh-huh.
- 1270
- 00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:32,921
- What is that?
- 1271
- 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,857
- What does it look like?
- It's a crib.
- 1272
- 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:37,126
- Took me almost three hours
- to put this together.
- 1273
- 00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:39,128
- [sighs]
- 1274
- 00:56:39,130 --> 00:56:40,863
- I wanna do IVF.
- 1275
- 00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:42,731
- No, but what
- about the brewery?
- 1276
- 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,166
- I'll save more money.
- 1277
- 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:45,634
- I wanna have a baby.
- 1278
- 00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:47,736
- All right, but what if
- it doesn't work?
- 1279
- 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:49,171
- -What if--
- -It will work.
- Katie, it's gonna work.
- 1280
- 00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:51,407
- No matter what,
- we're gonna make it work.
- 1281
- 00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:56,612
- [Katie giggling]
- 1282
- 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,149
- That's a pretty sweet crib.
- 1283
- 00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,751
- Yeah, it took me almost seven
- hours to put this together.
- 1284
- 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:05,921
- That doesn't match
- what you said earlier.
- 1285
- 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,657
- Now we just have to fill it.
- 1286
- 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,464
- Let me ask you something.
- 1287
- 00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,933
- Did you are Maria
- 1288
- 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:21,637
- ever have problems
- getting pregnant
- when you first started out?
- 1289
- 00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:24,740
- No, no, we had the
- exact opposite problem.
- 1290
- 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:27,709
- I mean, look, first kid, bliss.
- 1291
- 00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:30,179
- Second kid, game changer.
- 1292
- 00:57:30,181 --> 00:57:34,583
- And then we had, um...
- the third one.
- 1293
- 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,985
- -Lisa.
- -Yeah, I wept.
- 1294
- 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:40,522
- -Tears of joy.
- -Fear.
- 1295
- 00:57:40,524 --> 00:57:42,458
- I had a massive anxiety attack.
- 1296
- 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,593
- I'll tell ya this,
- I'm never going camping again.
- 1297
- 00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,795
- It's just so weird, I mean,
- we're trying all these things
- 1298
- 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:49,231
- and nothing's working
- and I'm pumping Katie up
- 1299
- 00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:51,667
- with all these drugs
- like she's some race horse.
- 1300
- 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:55,671
- I'm sorry, man.
- 1301
- 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:58,540
- I'm sorry you're
- goin' through that.
- 1302
- 00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:00,909
- Look, I'm gonna
- tell you something
- 1303
- 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:03,745
- somebody told me
- a long time ago.
- 1304
- 00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:08,584
- You take the good
- and you take the bad.
- 1305
- 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:12,554
- You take it all and there
- you have the facts of life.
- 1306
- 00:58:12,556 --> 00:58:14,623
- Is that the theme song
- to the Facts of Life?
- 1307
- 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:17,860
- -[Gordon] No.
- -That could be the worst
- advice I've ever gotten.
- 1308
- 00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:20,696
- We're giving you a grandchild,
- Mom, that's what you want.
- 1309
- 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:22,631
- But not like this.
- 1310
- 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:25,868
- A life isn't something
- that should be ordered
- 1311
- 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:27,903
- from a catalog like a sweater.
- 1312
- 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:31,607
- Those treatments,
- they dehumanize life.
- 1313
- 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:33,242
- It's not like that, Mom.
- 1314
- 00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:35,744
- A life is something
- that you earn.
- 1315
- 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:38,580
- Everyone, even the best
- of us, has to earn that.
- 1316
- 00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:39,982
- This is why
- we didn't wanna tell you,
- 1317
- 00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:42,618
- because some how you have
- managed to make creating
- 1318
- 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,720
- a life something
- I should be ashamed of.
- 1319
- 00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:46,555
- Why can't you two just have
- 1320
- 00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:48,991
- normal sex like everybody else?
- 1321
- 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:51,727
- Honey, nothing in
- life is fair, okay?
- 1322
- 00:58:51,729 --> 00:58:53,629
- And sometimes
- we just have to realize
- 1323
- 00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:54,997
- we're not gonna get what we want
- 1324
- 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:57,299
- and we accept it
- in order to move forward.
- 1325
- 00:58:57,301 --> 00:59:00,002
- -What are you saying?
- -I am saying
- that maybe right now
- 1326
- 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,737
- you are not meant to have kids.
- 1327
- 00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:03,839
- I'm actually not
- looking for your approval,
- 1328
- 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,674
- so you can either hop on board
- 1329
- 00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:08,677
- or you can just
- leave us the hell alone.
- 1330
- 00:59:09,813 --> 00:59:11,547
- Honey...
- 1331
- 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:31,633
- Oh, good morning.
- 1332
- 00:59:31,635 --> 00:59:32,868
- Morning, tiger.
- 1333
- 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:35,971
- You ready to be a father?
- 1334
- 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:38,307
- -You want this now?
- -No,
- 1335
- 00:59:38,309 --> 00:59:41,710
- what I need you to do,
- is I need you to fill it up
- 1336
- 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:45,080
- and bring it to the
- hospital, 11:00 a.m..
- 1337
- 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:47,316
- Why the hospital?
- 1338
- 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:50,319
- Well, because Remis has
- to physically remove my eggs
- 1339
- 00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,354
- and implant your sperm
- directly into 'em.
- 1340
- 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:54,790
- -Sounds sexy.
- -Mmm.
- 1341
- 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:57,659
- I mean, it's technically
- a surgical procedure so...
- 1342
- 00:59:57,661 --> 00:59:59,995
- It's gotta be done at
- the hospital, I got it.
- 11:00 a.m..
- 1343
- 00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,631
- No, no, no, okay, that's
- not all, that's not all.
- You can't--
- 1344
- 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:06,935
- -Honey, you can't even be
- a second late with the specimen.
- -[John] Why?
- 1345
- 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:08,837
- Well, because then we're gonna
- have to reschedule for next week
- 1346
- 01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,607
- and we do not
- have the money to do that.
- 1347
- 01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:16,778
- Okay, great, so no pressure.
- 1348
- 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,815
- All right, 11:00 a.m.,
- hospital, I'll be there.
- 1349
- 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,818
- -Okay.
- -[phone ringing]
- 1350
- 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:25,954
- -Hey, babe.
- -[Katie] I'm checking into
- the hospital, are you close?
- 1351
- 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,090
- Oh, babe, you don't
- have to worry about me,
- 1352
- 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,992
- -I am currently in route.
- -[Katie] That's wonderful.
- 1353
- 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,960
- I even had time to
- pick up a passenger.
- 1354
- 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,096
- [Katie]
- You picked up a passenger?
- 1355
- 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:36,365
- Oh yeah, taking him to the
- hospital to see his mother.
- 1356
- 01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:38,767
- -Grandmother.
- -Oh, grandmother.
- 1357
- 01:00:38,769 --> 01:00:39,968
- [Katie]
- Do you have your specimen.
- 1358
- 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,703
- -You know I do.
- -Great.
- 1359
- 01:00:41,705 --> 01:00:43,805
- Oh, hey, did you remember
- not to use any lube?
- 1360
- 01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:46,742
- What?
- 1361
- 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,110
- [Katie]
- You can't use any lube.
- 1362
- 01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:50,912
- Remember, it contaminates
- the entire sample.
- 1363
- 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:56,118
- -You used lube, didn't you?
- -No, I-- yes.
- 1364
- 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,987
- [Katie] Shit, John.
- You're gonna need to
- produce another sample.
- 1365
- 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,057
- Oh, come on.
- 1366
- 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:04,660
- You want me to go again,
- what am I, 17?
- 1367
- 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:07,396
- [Katie] John, we're
- gonna need a new sample.
- You have 37 minutes, handle it.
- 1368
- 01:01:07,398 --> 01:01:09,865
- -Okay.
- -[laughs]
- Did you hear what I said?
- 1369
- 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:12,434
- -Handle it.
- -Bye bye.
- 1370
- 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:14,803
- Hey, I'm gonna have to
- make a really quick stop.
- 1371
- 01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:17,005
- It's gonna be about five,
- 10 minutes. It's gonna be
- really fast, all right?
- 1372
- 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,441
- So you just sit tight.
- You can play with
- the radio if you want.
- 1373
- 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,010
- Leave the engine running and
- I'll be right back, okay?
- 1374
- 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,946
- [man] But, but what?
- 1375
- 01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:50,172
- Do you have a bathroom?
- 1376
- 01:02:00,818 --> 01:02:02,718
- It's over here,
- come on, honey.
- 1377
- 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:10,192
- Oh, oh!
- Oh, my God!
- 1378
- 01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:11,893
- Oh!
- 1379
- 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,762
- [John groaning]
- 1380
- 01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,805
- A man, look, there he is!
- 1381
- 01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:26,508
- That's the sick pig right here.
- 1382
- 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:29,111
- -He was masturbating.
- -No.
- 1383
- 01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,813
- No, no, no,
- you got it all wrong.
- 1384
- 01:02:31,815 --> 01:02:34,082
- [officer] Don't resist.
- 1385
- 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:36,017
- [John]
- It's not what you think.
- 1386
- 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,488
- -[thudding]
- -[John groaning]
- 1387
- 01:02:39,490 --> 01:02:41,056
- -Hi.
- -Hi.
- 1388
- 01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,759
- -Ah. How ya feelin'?
- -Pretty good.
- 1389
- 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:45,160
- -How ya doin'?
- -Oh, good, thank you.
- 1390
- 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:46,895
- -Like, do you feel comfortable?
- -I do.
- 1391
- 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:49,831
- Do you feel anxious,
- a little nervous maybe?
- 1392
- 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,167
- What I like to do is
- I take deep breaths,
- 1393
- 01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:54,069
- -you know, when I feel anxious.
- -Okay, sure, yeah.
- 1394
- 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:55,504
- I can tell,
- your eyes are kinda
- 1395
- 01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:57,506
- darting back and
- forth and stuff.
- 1396
- 01:02:57,508 --> 01:02:59,841
- -I don't think I--
- -That's not gonna make a baby.
- 1397
- 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:02,844
- -Oh, okay, thank you so--
- -You know, visualization
- helps a lot.
- 1398
- 01:03:02,846 --> 01:03:05,514
- Let's make you look real
- pretty for the doctor, okay?
- 1399
- 01:03:05,516 --> 01:03:07,149
- -Oh, okay.
- -All right, you feelin' good?
- 1400
- 01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,884
- -Yeah, pretty good.
- -Okay good.
- 1401
- 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,952
- -Is my husband here?
- -No.
- 1402
- 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:16,291
- [groaning]
- Officer, officer, this is
- really a misunderstanding.
- 1403
- 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,861
- [officer] A big boy like you,
- shoulda filled up that jar.
- 1404
- 01:03:19,863 --> 01:03:23,064
- -You guys today.
- -Grab that bottle please.
- 1405
- 01:03:23,066 --> 01:03:25,267
- Your diets,
- what are you vegan?
- 1406
- 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:27,102
- He'll be here, he's...
- 1407
- 01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:31,373
- -Sure, I'm sure he will.
- -Okay.
- 1408
- 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,877
- Well, I can't blame
- you for tryin' to run.
- 1409
- 01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:38,013
- I can't imagine this is gonna be
- an easy thing to
- explain to the wife.
- 1410
- 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:40,282
- Officer, I am so sorry
- that I ran,
- 1411
- 01:03:40,284 --> 01:03:42,217
- but hey, you have
- to listen to me.
- I have to get to the hospital.
- 1412
- 01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:44,586
- You know, most cops
- hate it when perps run,
- 1413
- 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,255
- but I actually like it,
- I encourage it.
- I enjoy that brisk cardio blast
- 1414
- 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:50,025
- -of a foot race,
- there's nothing like it.
- -Sir, you have to let me go.
- 1415
- 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,060
- When I'm in the vehicle
- sometimes I do isometrics.
- 1416
- 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:54,162
- I'm always on, off,
- on, off, on, off,
- 1417
- 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:57,232
- -but like 2-300 of 'em.
- -This is just a huge
- misunderstanding.
- 1418
- 01:03:57,234 --> 01:03:59,901
- My legs are super strong.
- It's genetics or something.
- 1419
- 01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,303
- I don't know, the Irish
- or the Scots in me.
- 1420
- 01:04:01,305 --> 01:04:03,004
- I need one of those, you know,
- 1421
- 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,906
- those DNA tests
- where you swab yourself,
- 1422
- 01:04:04,908 --> 01:04:06,608
- you send it in for $99
- and you see what happens.
- 1423
- 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:08,176
- But that gets weird because
- the test comes back,
- 1424
- 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:10,178
- I don't know,
- what are you, Native American?
- 1425
- 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,080
- Then you have to go out and
- buy all new clothes
- 1426
- 01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,248
- -and stuff.
- -The doctor was
- gonna use that sample
- 1427
- 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:15,050
- to fertilize my wife's eggs.
- 1428
- 01:04:15,052 --> 01:04:17,586
- Wait a minute,
- you're saying right here,
- 1429
- 01:04:17,588 --> 01:04:20,055
- this is for what,
- fertility treatment.
- 1430
- 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:23,024
- Yes, yes,
- that's exactly what I'm saying.
- 1431
- 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:25,227
- Is it IUI or is it in vitro?
- 1432
- 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:27,162
- IVF.
- 1433
- 01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:29,865
- Huh, did your insurance
- company make you
- 1434
- 01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,933
- go through three rounds
- of IUI before the IVF?
- 1435
- 01:04:31,935 --> 01:04:33,335
- -Yeah.
- -Because I'm tellin' you
- 1436
- 01:04:33,337 --> 01:04:35,070
- right now, my wife
- and I were on the phone
- 1437
- 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:37,205
- for hours and hours,
- hell I was gonna fly down
- 1438
- 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,907
- to Costa Rica, get a kid,
- put it in a box
- 1439
- 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:40,375
- and then bring it back here.
- 1440
- 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,077
- Which is weird and probably
- wrong but anything--
- 1441
- 01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:43,311
- -Sir, sir, sir.
- -to keep Debbie happy.
- 1442
- 01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:44,946
- -I don't wanna be rude,
- -Huh?
- 1443
- 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,348
- but the life
- of my potential child
- 1444
- 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,216
- is sitting on your
- dashboard and if I am not
- 1445
- 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:50,418
- at the hospital in the next
- seven minutes all is lost.
- 1446
- 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,621
- Well, son,
- I got some news for ya,
- 1447
- 01:04:52,623 --> 01:04:55,223
- the hospital is 15 minutes away.
- 1448
- 01:04:57,427 --> 01:04:59,261
- All right,
- hold on to your shit.
- 1449
- 01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:01,897
- -I'll get you there in five.
- -[sirens wailing]
- 1450
- 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:06,167
- [tires screeching]
- 1451
- 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,005
- Thank you, sir.
- 1452
- 01:05:18,015 --> 01:05:20,148
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 1453
- 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,384
- Oh, come on.
- 1454
- 01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:26,254
- Make way, comin' through.
- 1455
- 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:29,157
- Hi, hi, I'm John Kelly.
- 1456
- 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,326
- This is my semen.
- 1457
- 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:37,265
- Sorry, Mr. Kelly,
- you're too late.
- 1458
- 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:39,434
- -What?
- -Mm-hm.
- 1459
- 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,670
- Missed it by about
- two minutes.
- 1460
- 01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:46,341
- -No, no.
- -[nurse laughing]
- 1461
- 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:50,011
- I'm just kidding, you fine.
- 1462
- 01:05:50,013 --> 01:05:51,446
- Look at your face.
- 1463
- 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:54,316
- It was like, oh...
- 1464
- 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,418
- Where's my wife?
- 1465
- 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,453
- Oh, they puttin'
- her under right now.
- 1466
- 01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,988
- I wanna be with her.
- 1467
- 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,423
- Oh, well,
- you'll have to wait here.
- 1468
- 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:03,124
- The doctor will be out
- with you when he's done.
- 1469
- 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,426
- It won't be too long.
- 1470
- 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,361
- [light dramatic music]
- 1471
- 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,433
- John.
- 1472
- 01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:13,301
- Doctor, how is she,
- is everything okay?
- 1473
- 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,136
- We need to talk.
- 1474
- 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,205
- [John]
- Is something wrong?
- 1475
- 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,740
- Have a seat.
- 1476
- 01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:21,710
- I have some
- hard things to tell you.
- 1477
- 01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:23,311
- And I'm not gonna
- sugar coat it for ya.
- 1478
- 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,513
- What is it,
- what's the matter?
- 1479
- 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,482
- It's about your IPA.
- 1480
- 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,117
- What?
- 1481
- 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:30,518
- My wife and I had
- the pleasure of indulging
- 1482
- 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,253
- in the beer sample
- you sent over,
- 1483
- 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,155
- -you're truly an artist, John.
- -Thank you,
- 1484
- 01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:36,458
- -but how's Katie?
- -I don't normally
- enjoy a wheat beer,
- 1485
- 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:39,761
- but that Hefeweizen was a true
- delight, it was apple crisp.
- 1486
- 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,163
- That's wonderful,
- but how is Katie.
- 1487
- 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:44,733
- -The surgery, is she okay?
- -Oh, that couldn't
- have gone smoother.
- 1488
- 01:06:44,735 --> 01:06:47,435
- -She's vibrant and
- strong as ever.
- -Oh, thank god.
- 1489
- 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:50,071
- Wish I could say the same
- about your India Pale Ale.
- 1490
- 01:06:50,073 --> 01:06:53,174
- It lacked the customary boldness
- I've come to expect in an IPA.
- 1491
- 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,509
- Weak as a kitten's meow.
- 1492
- 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,145
- Noted.
- 1493
- 01:06:57,147 --> 01:06:59,481
- Anyway,
- Katie's eggs have been sent
- to the lab for fertilization.
- 1494
- 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,349
- Once they're ready,
- we'll bring her back in,
- 1495
- 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,084
- implant them in her uterus.
- 1496
- 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:04,352
- Shouldn't take more
- than a couple days.
- 1497
- 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:05,487
- In the meantime,
- you should consider
- 1498
- 01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:07,422
- using a more potent hop oil.
- 1499
- 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,427
- There's-there's laws that...
- 1500
- 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:14,763
- I don't use a hop oil.
- 1501
- 01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:17,332
- Add that hop,
- make it pop, baby.
- 1502
- 01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:19,234
- [chuckles]
- 1503
- 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:27,275
- [light dramatic music]
- 1504
- 01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:29,444
- [Katie sighs]
- 1505
- 01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,112
- Tell me something good.
- 1506
- 01:07:31,114 --> 01:07:33,181
- Katie, we're ready for ya.
- 1507
- 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,549
- John, why don't
- you wait outside?
- 1508
- 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,351
- No, I wanna stay with Katie.
- 1509
- 01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:38,253
- It won't be long.
- Have a seat in the lobby.
- 1510
- 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:43,358
- Doctor, I'm not gonna
- leave Katie's side.
- 1511
- 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,793
- I'm gonna stay with her.
- 1512
- 01:07:44,795 --> 01:07:47,829
- [Dr. Remis]
- Very well, Mr. Kelly.
- 1513
- 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,531
- Put your gown on.
- 1514
- 01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:31,573
- Okay, there you go.
- 1515
- 01:08:34,845 --> 01:08:36,478
- How long till
- we get the results.
- 1516
- 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,446
- Just a couple of minutes.
- 1517
- 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,582
- The doctor will
- tell you in his office.
- 1518
- 01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:42,350
- Fingers crossed.
- 1519
- 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:44,185
- Thanks.
- 1520
- 01:08:47,858 --> 01:08:50,258
- [light dramatic music]
- 1521
- 01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:13,581
- [somber music]
- 1522
- 01:09:39,576 --> 01:09:41,209
- You haven't really said anything
- 1523
- 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,311
- since we left Remis's office.
- 1524
- 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:44,445
- Taste it.
- 1525
- 01:09:48,652 --> 01:09:51,486
- Oh, my God,
- that is so good.
- 1526
- 01:09:51,488 --> 01:09:53,555
- You did it.
- 1527
- 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:57,525
- A west coast IPA,
- it's what everybody likes.
- 1528
- 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,727
- And I gotta admit,
- it's pretty good.
- 1529
- 01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:01,729
- You should be really proud.
- 1530
- 01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,364
- You worked hard.
- 1531
- 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,333
- We should celebrate.
- 1532
- 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,538
- -We can save more money.
- -Oh, God,
- 1533
- 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,607
- I don't wanna
- talk about that now.
- 1534
- 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:14,676
- Okay, you're upset.
- 1535
- 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:16,411
- No, I'm not upset.
- 1536
- 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:21,416
- I'm just-- I'm just...
- I'm disappointed.
- 1537
- 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,751
- Well, in me?
- 1538
- 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:26,955
- No, not in you,
- in the situation.
- 1539
- 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,457
- -What does that mean?
- -[sighs] Look, I just had
- 1540
- 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:32,493
- everything taken away from me
- that I've been working for
- for all these years,
- 1541
- 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:34,562
- I think I'm allowed to
- be disappointed, right?
- 1542
- 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,631
- And it's my fault,
- you think it's my fault?
- 1543
- 01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,367
- I didn't wanna do this.
- 1544
- 01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,836
- I didn't wanna take all
- of our money and put it...
- 1545
- 01:10:42,973 --> 01:10:44,973
- Whatever.
- 1546
- 01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:48,309
- -You know what, fuck it, okay?
- -No, no, you can't do this.
- 1547
- 01:10:48,311 --> 01:10:51,412
- Because we both chose,
- we both chose this.
- 1548
- 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,780
- Okay, you're right,
- you're absolutely right,
- 1549
- 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,583
- and I want to have kids,
- I do, but I didn't know
- 1550
- 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,554
- that having babies with you
- meant not having sex with you.
- 1551
- 01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:02,590
- Or it meant getting hand jobs
- in Trent Reznor's kill room
- 1552
- 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:05,426
- or taking Mescaline or
- getting fucking arrested.
- 1553
- 01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:07,328
- No, I don't believe any of
- this, because you know what?
- 1554
- 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:09,597
- You actually never cared
- about having this
- 1555
- 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,466
- -That's bullshit.
- -All you cared about,
- 1556
- 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:13,001
- now you're trying to
- make me feel like shit.
- 1557
- 01:11:13,003 --> 01:11:14,636
- Okay, you keep
- tellin' yourself that.
- 1558
- 01:11:14,638 --> 01:11:17,605
- It's true, I have had to
- drag you through every step
- 1559
- 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:20,341
- of this and now you're just
- using your dumb brewery
- 1560
- 01:11:20,343 --> 01:11:23,344
- as something to make me, I don't
- know, somehow I'm wrong now.
- 1561
- 01:11:23,346 --> 01:11:25,280
- You know what, I'm really
- happy that this all happened
- 1562
- 01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,315
- because I learned
- something about myself.
- 1563
- 01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:29,317
- What, that you're a
- shitty fucking beer maker?
- 1564
- 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:32,487
- No, that I can't be with
- a woman who can't have kids.
- 1565
- 01:11:39,029 --> 01:11:40,628
- [Katie groans]
- 1566
- 01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,034
- Shit.
- 1567
- 01:11:46,036 --> 01:11:47,468
- [door closes]
- 1568
- 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,543
- [John sighs]
- 1569
- 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:05,553
- Katie, please let me in.
- 1570
- 01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:25,606
- Hey, I need you
- to come pick me up.
- 1571
- 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,682
- Hey, little bro,
- how you doin'?
- 1572
- 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:38,519
- Yeah, never been better.
- 1573
- 01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:40,121
- Yeah, looks like it.
- 1574
- 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:41,522
- You're supposed to
- be wearin' boxers.
- 1575
- 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,591
- It doesn't matter anymore.
- 1576
- 01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:45,393
- Hey, wanna play some ping pong?
- 1577
- 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:46,561
- No, no, I'm good.
- 1578
- 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,563
- Uh... Listen,
- 1579
- 01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:51,099
- Maria and I have
- some people comin' over,
- new CFO from work.
- 1580
- 01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:54,769
- Love to get ya to come inside
- and clean ya up a little bit.
- 1581
- 01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:58,106
- You're ashamed of me.
- 1582
- 01:12:58,108 --> 01:12:59,841
- I could never be
- ashamed of you, Bro,
- 1583
- 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:01,909
- Maria is ashamed of you,
- but you're fine.
- 1584
- 01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:03,878
- [Maria] Gordon, tell him
- to put his pants on.
- 1585
- 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,647
- Well, I'm ashamed of myself.
- 1586
- 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:09,617
- I said things
- that cannot be unsaid.
- 1587
- 01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:12,120
- [Gordon] That's not true,
- everything can be unsaid.
- 1588
- 01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:14,856
- -That doesn't make any sense.
- -[Gordon] I know.
- 1589
- 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,591
- Why don't we get you
- inside and clean you up.
- 1590
- 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:18,593
- -[Maria] Gordon, now!
- -I'm bringing him inside!
- 1591
- 01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:21,696
- Sorry.
- I'll be right down.
- 1592
- 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,865
- [John] All right,
- bring your paddle.
- 1593
- 01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:26,768
- We'll play some ping pong.
- 1594
- 01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:34,409
- [crashing]
- 1595
- 01:13:35,145 --> 01:13:36,878
- [Danica]
- So I put baby corn,
- 1596
- 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,846
- baby carrots, baby peaches,
- 1597
- 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,749
- baby potatoes and he was like,
- "This is the strangest dinner
- 1598
- 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,518
- I've ever had," and
- I said, "Darling,
- 1599
- 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,886
- I have something to tell you..."
- 1600
- 01:13:44,888 --> 01:13:47,188
- -Hey.
- -Oh.
- 1601
- 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:49,490
- What's, uh, what's all this?
- 1602
- 01:13:49,492 --> 01:13:52,794
- Oh, I'm pregnant.
- 1603
- 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:55,430
- [voice distorting] We weren't
- even trying, it just happened.
- 1604
- 01:13:55,432 --> 01:13:56,564
- Can you believe it?
- 1605
- 01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:01,903
- Fuck you and your
- fucking fertile face!
- 1606
- 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,738
- [screaming]
- 1607
- 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:06,507
- Aren't you happy
- for me, Katie.
- 1608
- 01:14:06,509 --> 01:14:09,677
- I have never been more happy
- 1609
- 01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:11,813
- than I am
- in this moment right now.
- 1610
- 01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:13,648
- It's so great.
- 1611
- 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,716
- If it's a boy
- we're thinking that
- 1612
- 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:19,454
- we're gonna name him Brendo
- and if it's a girl, Talc.
- 1613
- 01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:20,788
- -So cute.
- -Yeah.
- 1614
- 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:24,725
- Talc, like the powder Talc,
- like Talc powder?
- 1615
- 01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,561
- Um, it's spelled the same way,
- 1616
- 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:31,199
- but it actually means song
- in Portuguese, I think.
- 1617
- 01:14:31,201 --> 01:14:32,667
- Oh.
- 1618
- 01:14:34,204 --> 01:14:35,803
- [sighs]
- 1619
- 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,772
- I don't wanna fight.
- 1620
- 01:14:39,943 --> 01:14:42,543
- Bad timing, Mom.
- 1621
- 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,978
- Johnny told me what happened.
- 1622
- 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,682
- Yeah, well, you were right,
- I'm not...
- 1623
- 01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:48,916
- I'm not meant
- to have kids.
- 1624
- 01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:51,552
- No, I'm sorry I said that.
- 1625
- 01:14:51,554 --> 01:14:54,622
- I just, I want you
- to know, honey,
- 1626
- 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:56,891
- that I really do
- understand the pain
- 1627
- 01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:58,226
- that you're going through.
- 1628
- 01:14:58,228 --> 01:15:00,228
- No, you don't know how I feel.
- 1629
- 01:15:00,230 --> 01:15:02,763
- -You have no idea.
- -Yeah, I do, Katie.
- 1630
- 01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:07,268
- I mean, after Dad and I
- got married we tried forever.
- 1631
- 01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:10,671
- I mean, God, it was
- years to get pregnant.
- 1632
- 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:12,673
- Right, but that was
- different because dad wanted
- 1633
- 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,242
- to wait till he was out of
- the service to have kids.
- 1634
- 01:15:14,244 --> 01:15:15,910
- No, no, that is
- what we told people,
- 1635
- 01:15:15,912 --> 01:15:17,812
- but it wasn't the truth, okay?
- 1636
- 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:21,516
- We tried for years
- before you came along
- 1637
- 01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:22,583
- and it was really hard.
- 1638
- 01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:24,285
- I mean, it tore us apart.
- 1639
- 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:26,087
- Mm...
- 1640
- 01:15:27,257 --> 01:15:29,891
- Oh, Mom, I don't
- know what to do.
- 1641
- 01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:32,727
- -[light dramatic music]
- -I don't wanna feel like this.
- 1642
- 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:36,864
- I know, I'm sorry.
- 1643
- 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:42,904
- You know, I love you so much
- and I'll always be here.
- 1644
- 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,746
- -Are you gonna kick it?
- -No, just warmin' up.
- 1645
- 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,748
- -You are gonna kick it?
- -Nope.
- 1646
- 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,283
- You can't get higher than
- here, so I gotta put it down--
- 1647
- 01:15:55,285 --> 01:15:56,751
- I'm not kickin' it, man.
- 1648
- 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:58,319
- Gordon, stop,
- what are you doing?
- 1649
- 01:15:58,321 --> 01:15:59,987
- Oh hey, Maria, if you
- got your camera phone,
- 1650
- 01:15:59,989 --> 01:16:01,923
- you're just in time to
- watch me break this board.
- 1651
- 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:04,559
- -You're gonna break your hand.
- -I'm not gonna punch it.
- 1652
- 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:05,993
- He's not gonna punch it,
- it's way too thick to punch.
- 1653
- 01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:08,029
- Yeah, I'm gonna use
- my forehead. Titanium.
- 1654
- 01:16:08,031 --> 01:16:09,764
- -Yeah, his forehead.
- -No, no, no,
- 1655
- 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,832
- stop trying to
- kill yourself, you dumbass.
- 1656
- 01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:15,770
- Listen to me, you're a great
- dad, you're a great husband.
- 1657
- 01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:19,674
- You have three healthy kids,
- a great wife that loves you.
- 1658
- 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:22,109
- You have everything a
- man could ever ask for,
- 1659
- 01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:24,679
- and you're taking
- it for granted.
- 1660
- 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:27,782
- Maria, I hear
- what you're saying.
- 1661
- 01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:30,685
- You're an amazing wife,
- a wonderful mother,
- kids love you,
- 1662
- 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:32,653
- I love them to death,
- I love you to death,
- 1663
- 01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:34,121
- which is why I need you
- to move out of the way
- 1664
- 01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:35,690
- and let me break this
- board with my face.
- 1665
- 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,692
- Okay, all right,
- wait, wait, wait.
- 1666
- 01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:41,062
- If I let you do that,
- 1667
- 01:16:41,064 --> 01:16:43,731
- will you take back
- that stupid bike?
- 1668
- 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:45,633
- Okay, fine.
- 1669
- 01:16:45,635 --> 01:16:47,068
- If you guys don't want me
- to have bike, I don't care.
- 1670
- 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:49,604
- I'm doin' this.
- 1671
- 01:16:49,606 --> 01:16:51,872
- -Go for it.
- -[grunting]
- 1672
- 01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:55,142
- -[yells]
- -[board snapping]
- 1673
- 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,614
- -That's what I'm talkin' about.
- -[thudding]
- 1674
- 01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:04,051
- Ha ha,
- told you I could do it.
- 1675
- 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,854
- Who looks stupid now?
- Not me.
- 1676
- 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:08,889
- [Gordon chuckling]
- 1677
- 01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:10,891
- -I'm gonna get you new ice.
- -Okay.
- 1678
- 01:17:10,893 --> 01:17:13,661
- -[Maria] John,
- you need anything?
- -No, I'm good thanks.
- 1679
- 01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:15,696
- -I'm gonna take off pretty soon.
- -Oh, you're leaving?
- 1680
- 01:17:15,698 --> 01:17:19,033
- Yeah, I gotta go home.
- 1681
- 01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:21,836
- Beg Katie for forgiveness.
- 1682
- 01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:24,972
- That's a good idea.
- 1683
- 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,707
- I'll see ya later, man.
- 1684
- 01:17:26,709 --> 01:17:29,176
- Hey, um...
- 1685
- 01:17:31,014 --> 01:17:32,947
- I'm lookin' for a partner.
- 1686
- 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,683
- Someone with a keen business
- sense, somebody that's gonna
- 1687
- 01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,118
- help me get this
- brewery off the ground.
- 1688
- 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,387
- So, if you know anybody,
- can you let me know?
- 1689
- 01:17:39,389 --> 01:17:41,656
- [chuckles]
- I see where you're going.
- 1690
- 01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:43,724
- Yeah, I think I do somebody
- and I think he's available.
- 1691
- 01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:44,925
- Good, have him give me a call,
- all right?
- 1692
- 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:47,194
- -I will do that.
- -And you know,
- 1693
- 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:50,898
- Maria's right,
- you are a lucky guy.
- 1694
- 01:17:51,734 --> 01:17:53,234
- Makes two of us.
- 1695
- 01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,202
- [John] All right.
- 1696
- 01:18:02,912 --> 01:18:04,945
- [light dramatic music]
- 1697
- 01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:46,854
- We never, uh...
- 1698
- 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:52,827
- we never discussed... Cobra.
- 1699
- 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,866
- Thought it'd be cool
- if a boy was named Cobra,
- 1700
- 01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:00,868
- -or a girl.
- -[chuckles]
- 1701
- 01:19:03,873 --> 01:19:08,042
- Katie, I am so sorry.
- 1702
- 01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:11,212
- I did not mean any of
- those things I said.
- 1703
- 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:14,749
- -I am so sorry.
- -No, I didn't either.
- 1704
- 01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:17,151
- I want you to
- understand something.
- 1705
- 01:19:19,021 --> 01:19:21,522
- I'm okay if it
- doesn't happen for us.
- 1706
- 01:19:21,524 --> 01:19:24,492
- -You don't mean that.
- -Yes, I do.
- 1707
- 01:19:24,494 --> 01:19:28,162
- Baby or no baby, it does not
- matter if I don't have you.
- 1708
- 01:19:31,768 --> 01:19:35,970
- Okay, we need to make
- a rule, like a law,
- 1709
- 01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:38,939
- that we never let this
- come between us again.
- 1710
- 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:42,209
- Yeah, absolutely, and then
- the penalty is what, like...
- 1711
- 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:43,911
- It's like five to 10.
- 1712
- 01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:45,513
- -Five to 10 years.
- -Like in the hole.
- 1713
- 01:19:45,515 --> 01:19:48,783
- [John] In the hole with
- no possibility of parole.
- 1714
- 01:19:48,785 --> 01:19:50,885
- Yeah.
- 1715
- 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:56,257
- Tell me something good.
- 1716
- 01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,227
- I wanna keep trying.
- 1717
- 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,933
- I wanna keep trying.
- 1718
- 01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:20,948
- [grunts]
- 1719
- 01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:29,223
- Hey Jeff, I still need that
- light bulb fixed in the office.
- 1720
- 01:20:29,225 --> 01:20:30,891
- Coleman, can you
- help him with that?
- 1721
- 01:20:30,893 --> 01:20:32,026
- He doesn't know
- anything about lighting.
- 1722
- 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,828
- [Coleman] Got it.
- 1723
- 01:20:34,897 --> 01:20:36,263
- [Gordon]
- Oh, did you want your own?
- 1724
- 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:37,832
- This is mine.
- I can get you one.
- 1725
- 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,166
- -Gordon.
- -Mm-hmm?
- 1726
- 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:41,168
- Can you put this
- in the fridge for me?
- 1727
- 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,037
- Are you serving the beer or
- are you drinking all of it?
- 1728
- 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,205
- -I'm drinking.
- -You have a
- customer at the bar.
- 1729
- 01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:45,873
- What is this, I don't do this.
- 1730
- 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:47,174
- -Hey, what can we get you?
- -Hi.
- 1731
- 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:50,144
- -[phone ringing]
- -Oh I'm sorry, one second.
- 1732
- 01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:52,146
- Hey, where are you?
- We're busy as hell
- 1733
- 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,248
- and I need help
- getting a shipment out.
- 1734
- 01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:57,885
- I'm gonna release you, because
- 1735
- 01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:00,588
- -I really believe
- that this is fine
- -Oh, my God, John, I'm dying.
- 1736
- 01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:02,990
- -She's not dying.
- -[John] What is goin' on?
- 1737
- 01:21:02,992 --> 01:21:06,160
- It could be Malaria,
- it could be Dysentery.
- 1738
- 01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,862
- -No.
- -We're not sure.
- 1739
- 01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:09,897
- She's got a mild case
- of diarrhea.
- 1740
- 01:21:09,899 --> 01:21:13,901
- Hey, hey, hey, if this is it,
- you go on without me, okay?
- 1741
- 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:15,269
- Maybe you don't get remarried,
- 1742
- 01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:17,037
- maybe you just get,
- like, a studio
- 1743
- 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:19,106
- in, like, Van Nuys or something.
- 1744
- 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:21,308
- Be a lone wolf out on the range.
- 1745
- 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:23,210
- You just roam.
- 1746
- 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,346
- So, go ahead and
- give her some Kaopectate
- 1747
- 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,214
- and she should be
- fine by the morning.
- 1748
- 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,382
- -No, no, wait, wait, wait,
- -Feel better, honey.
- 1749
- 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,617
- I don't ever have
- digestive issues.
- 1750
- 01:21:29,619 --> 01:21:31,252
- Something's really wrong.
- 1751
- 01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:32,620
- That's true,
- she can eat like a goat.
- 1752
- 01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:34,622
- -[man screaming]
- -Mm-hm,
- 1753
- 01:21:34,624 --> 01:21:36,423
- honey, do you hear
- that man screaming?
- 1754
- 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,993
- He's got a magicians dart stuck
- 1755
- 01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,395
- in his eyeball and
- he really needs this room.
- 1756
- 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,097
- But, why is this
- happening to me?
- 1757
- 01:21:43,099 --> 01:21:44,632
- -Oh, my--
- -I don't know, sweetheart.
- 1758
- 01:21:44,634 --> 01:21:47,268
- -Maybe you're pregnant.
- -[groaning]
- 1759
- 01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:53,173
- [tires screeching]
- 1760
- 01:21:57,380 --> 01:21:59,313
- [uplifting music]
- 1761
- 01:22:01,284 --> 01:22:03,350
- [Katie] Jackpot.
- 1762
- 01:22:03,352 --> 01:22:05,319
- Here, here, take one more.
- 1763
- 01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:07,321
- Just do both.
- 1764
- 01:22:19,335 --> 01:22:21,201
- Are you okay?
- 1765
- 01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:29,009
- Okay, we have to promise
- that no matter what
- 1766
- 01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:31,412
- -this result is that we can't--
- -No, absolutely.
- 1767
- 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:35,015
- We can never do that
- to each other again.
- 1768
- 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:40,354
- -Something's coming up on mine.
- -Yeah, mine too.
- 1769
- 01:22:42,692 --> 01:22:45,092
- [test beeping]
- 1770
- 01:22:51,701 --> 01:22:54,068
- -[test beeping]
- -[giggling]
- 1771
- 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:08,015
- [light folksy music]
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