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  1. [9:12 PM] oreo milkshake rook: mmmm oreo milkshake
  2. [9:12 PM] oreo milkshake rook: you know what @Tempera
  3. [9:13 PM] oreo milkshake rook: no shit i was considering getting one tonight
  4. [9:13 PM] oreo milkshake rook: since it's my once-a-week treat and i hadn't had it yet this week
  5. [9:13 PM] Tempera: excellent
  6. [9:13 PM] oreo milkshake rook: u push me ovr da edge
  7. [9:13 PM] Tempera: that is a good decision
  8. [9:13 PM] Tempera: the mexican restaurant next to the game store i gm at sells them and they are delicious
  9. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: .... oreo milkshake??
  10. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: is that a thing that actually exists?
  11. [9:14 PM] oreo milkshake rook: yea boi
  12. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: also how does one make them
  13. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: that sounds amazing
  14. [9:14 PM] oreo milkshake rook: one exchanges
  15. [9:14 PM] oreo milkshake rook: money
  16. [9:14 PM] oreo milkshake rook: to a cashier at burger king
  17. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: no they aren't sold here rook
  18. [9:14 PM] Cornuthaum: or I'd have known them as a thing
  19. [9:15 PM] oreo milkshake rook: aight i'm finna go at the top of the hour
  20. [9:15 PM] Tempera: @Cornuthaum
  21. [9:15 PM] Tempera: three scoops of vanilla ice cream
  22. [9:15 PM] Tempera: one cup of milk
  23. [9:15 PM] Tempera: three oreo cookies
  24. [9:15 PM] Tempera: throw them in a blender
  25. [9:15 PM] oreo milkshake rook: hell yeah
  26. [9:15 PM] Tempera: enjoy
  27. [9:15 PM] oreo milkshake rook: if you want to treat yourself like a queen
  28. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: put some good whipped cream on top
  29. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: kisses fingers
  30. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: magnifique
  31. [9:16 PM] Tempera: be warned that you will never again feel enjoyment in life if you do
  32. [9:16 PM] Cornuthaum: well, I'd treat myself like a king all things consdiered, but that just means I make it double size
  33. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: hail king walrus
  34. [9:16 PM] Cornuthaum: I barely ever do anywayss so eh
  35. [9:16 PM] Tempera: you will compare all experiences against this milkshake and find them wanting
  36. [9:16 PM] Cornuthaum: that's fine
  37. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: do you think
  38. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: in OPM
  39. [9:16 PM] oreo milkshake rook: saitama experiences this ennui
  40. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: because he has never had an oreo shake
  41. [9:17 PM] Tempera: yes
  42. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: what if genos gets it in his head that saitama just needs like
  43. [9:17 PM] Cornuthaum: also, holy shit, i read up a bit and saw the whole "villains act, heroes react" thing
  44. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: a shmoreo shmake
  45. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: (as thinly veiled rip off)
  46. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: and makes it his quest
  47. [9:17 PM] Cornuthaum: this is what happens when a generation raised on TVTRopes takes to the fictions
  48. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: it's like Harold & Kumar go to white castle(edited)
  49. [9:17 PM] Tempera: i would read this fanfic tbh
  50. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: i would
  51. [9:27 PM] Rook: [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: write it
  52. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: oh no i still have to finish the way of kings thing 2nd draft(edited)
  53. [9:17 PM] Tempera: yes
  54. [9:17 PM] Tempera: now you have two fics
  55. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: they are both your fault
  56. [9:17 PM] oreo milkshake rook: i hope you're proud ;_;
  57. [9:18 PM] Tempera: i am very proud
  58. [9:18 PM] Tempera: /rookpat
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