hijicode

///remember to include command_handler

function rae(array) {
  return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
}

var classList = [
		"Warrior" ,
		"Cavalier" ,
		"Knight" ,
		"Berserker" ,
		"Pugilist" ,
		"Shield-Bearer" ,
		"Weapons Master" ,
		"Dragoon" ,
		"Sentinel" ,
		"Fencer" ,
		"Soldier" ,
		"Samurai" ,
		"Martial Artist" ,
		"Monk" ,
		"Dragon Knight" ,
		"Dark Knight" ,
		"Archer" ,
		"Corsair" ,
		"Beast Rider" ,
		"Ronin" ,
		"Warlord" ,
		"Herald" ,
		"Inquisitor" ,
		"Blade-Singer" ,
		"Paladin" ,
		"Marksman" ,
		"Duelist" ,
		"Marauder" ,
		"Raider" ,
		"Adventurer" ,
		"Strategist" ,
		"Diplomat" ,
		"Templar" ,
		"Spellsword" ,
		"Death Knight" ,
		"Battlemage" ,
		"Bandit" ,
		"Gunslinger" ,
		"Assassin" ,
		"Ranger" ,
		"Ninja" ,
		"Merchant" ,
		"Bard" ,
		"Dancer" ,
		"Arcane Archer" ,
		"Red Mage" ,
		"Blue Mage" ,
		"Cleric" ,
		"Battle-Priest" ,
		"Cutpurse" ,
		"Scout" ,
		"Hunter" ,
		"Explorer" ,
		"Beastmaster" ,
		"Horizon Walker" ,
		"Strider" ,
		"Loremaster" ,
		"Enchanter" ,
		"Summoner" ,
		"Psion" ,
		"Elementalist" ,
		"Necromancer" ,
		"Druid" ,
		"Acolyte" ,
		"Highwayman" ,
		"Ballistician" ,
		"Spy" ,
		"Poisoner" ,
		"Trap-Master" ,
		"Dark Delver" ,
		"Gambler" ,
		"Mentalist" ,
		"Tinker" ,
		"Technomancer" ,
		"Animist" ,
		"Geomancer" ,
		"Dream-Walker" ,
		"Channeler" ,
		"Sage" ,
		"Theurge" ,
		"Warlock" ,
		"Thief" ,
		"Infiltrator" ,
		"Cat-Burglar" ,
		"Philanderer" ,
		"Stalker" ,
		"Chameleon" ,
		"Trickster" ,
		"Magician" ,
		"Shadowmancer" ,
		"Alchemist" ,
		"Binder" ,
		"Conjurer" ,
		"Illusionist" ,
		"Shaman" ,
		"Arcanist" ,
		"Witch" ,
		"Sorcerer" ,
		"Wizard" ,
		"Extremely Cute Poner" ,
		"Choosiemancer"
	];
var affList = [
		"Fire" ,
		"Water" ,
		"Ice" ,
		"Earth",
		"Wind" ,
		"Life" ,
		"Death" ,
		"Metal" ,
		"Lightning" ,
		"Wood" ,
		"Air",
		"Cosmic",
		"Temporal" ,
		"Draconic" ,
		"Cyborg" ,
		"Light" ,
		"Dark" ,
	];
var responseList = [
"You look sorta like a [AFFWORD] [CLASSWORD]" ,
"You've always struck me as a [AFFWORD] [CLASSWORD]" ,
"Ever think about becoming a [AFFWORD] [CLASSWORD]?" ,
"Hey, you should try to be a [AFFWORD] [CLASSWORD]! It'll probably work better than when you were a [AFFWORD] [CLASSWORD].",
];

var myclass = rae(classList);
var myaff = rae(affList);
var myresp = rae(responseList).replace(/\[AFFWORD\]/,rae(affList)).replace(/\[AFFWORD\]/,rae(affList)).replace(/\[CLASSWORD\]/,rae(classList)).replace(/\[CLASSWORD\]/,rae(classList));

///placeholder - fill later
alert(myresp);