Are you still watching this TV show, you’ve been here for 5 hours, you are covered in crisps, look at yourself for god’s sake,

boys, fortnite, men, minecraft,

how children playing fortnite are helping to fuel organized crime,

soulja pen, 99 dollars and 99 cents sale,

maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at meemes we’d still be dating, wow this is going to make a good meeme,

cooking with poo,

I figured out the krabby patty formula, plankton wants to know your location,

what scares you most, werewolves, paul, sharks, nina, losing karma points, dylan,

nobody, my fat ass, you know what sound good right now,

my dad didn’t have to flex this hard, I’m on my way, sent from toyota tacoma,

how weird are those lads that don’t like footy or music and just buzz over cars,

will we find intelligent life, could it be right here on earth, could it be this man, amy schumer is funny, the search continues,

people my age starting families and I can’t even start the washing machine,

me, slaps roof of chair, this bad boy can fit so much fucking laundry on it,

stop holding onto people just because you have a history together, but they’re my kids,

hey if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety,

you can’t hurt miss obama sasuke kowalski already analyzed all your moves,

soulja boy, apple developers,

f of x, inverse f of x,

when the US finds a country with oil, congratulations, you are now a democracy,

the japanese say you have three faces, the first face you show to the world, the second face you show to your close friends and your family, the third face is pingu, it is the truest reflection of who you are,

me, there’s nothing I can do about the government shutdown, 4 drinks later, I’m gonna steal the declaration of indepence,

me, white girls laptop case, I need a nap, she believed she could so she did,

I just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when I used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters and manually organize them into iTunes albums with album art I found on google images,

to all dogs laying down, will you please just stay laying down even if I get up, I swear I’m not doing anything important and I’ll be right back and you look so cozy, I love you and I just want you to be happy,

having trouble remembering someone’s name, give them a new one,

dad, why you crying so damn loud, a tribute to minecraft,

when you’re playing hide and seek and somebody walks by and doesn’t notice you, laughs in hidden,

PE teachers, you’ll warm up when you start running, also PE teachers,

epression, d, ating,

young man you thought you can defeat me,

told this guy I was born in rhode island and he said yeah you shaped like you from the islands,

jewish kid, is born, doctor,

when my computer tells me I don’t have admin privileges, aren’t we forgetting I own you,

you lying at night thinking about that particular time when fucked up so bad it still aches to think about,

nerf gun at walmart, 10 year old me,

plankton has one eye so why the fuck do we see two eye in the binoculars,

why did you take the kids karen, they are in a better place now,

avengers, thanos just wiped out half of all life, plants,

who are you, I’m you but stronger, 7 11, 8 12,

january so far,

you know when dogs sit outside with their face in the sun while they close their eyes and when you pet them they’re all warm, that’s how I wanna feel always,

pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending career, a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago,

regular soda, minnesota,

y’all got airpods but I got an air charger,

hey virgin sup, nothing much and, I’m not virgin anymore, ha-ha-ha really, yea you can even ask your sister, I don’t have a sister, you will, in 9 months, destruction 100,

pewdiepie, opens mouth, shitty news outlets, I didn’t expect the third reich to show up,

facts, sand is called sand because it’s in between the sea and the land,

for rectal use only,

nobody, bitches in yoga pants,

hey bug on my back are you a mite, I might be, stupidest pun I have ever heard, what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly,

sorry sasuke you should have given me the three digits on the back when you had the chance,

me searching for that pen that just fell from my desk, the pen,

me as a princess,

police in oakland california spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home, after firing ten tear gas canisters police discovered that the man was standing in the police line yelling please come out and give yourself up, illusion 100,

me, reddit, romantic relationship,

sasuke, literally everyone,

left ma phone in reception whilst I was serving and some random has taken a picture on my phone a literally canny breathe,

shaggy, also shaggy, surprise you fucking moron it’s still fucking shaggy,

mysteries that cannot be solved yet, interior of a black hole, anything divided by 0, how was that not a headshot, dark matter,

stop sending me this shit,

friend, so what’ve you been doing in photoshop, me,

when you pull up and yell kobe and the shot actually goes in, a part of him lives within me doesn’t it,

a man walked into a louisiana circle k put a 20 dollar bill on the counter and asked for change, when the clerk opened the cash drawer the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register which the clerk promptly provided, the man took the cash from the clerk and fled leaving the 20 dollar bill on the counter, the total amount of cash he got from the drawer, 15 dollars, pickpocket negative 5,

today’s wifi password can be unlocked by texting a photo of a clean kitchen to mom, said photograph must contain one box of crackers on the counter by the stove to prevent re-using any previous photos, thank you for playing, may the odds be ever in your favor, love mom,

we build too many walls and not enough bridges, isaac newton, hold on this whole operation was your idea,

atoms at 0 degrees kelvin, I’m not seeing enough movement,

china, some leaves in hot water, brittain,

you have the honor of being defeated by a villain number one,

when your friend gets into a huge argument with his parents while you’re awkwardly sitting there, help,

people think I’m not smart but I’m not smart, who thinks you’re smart,

video games allow us to do and experience things that are completely impossible in real life, you awaken feeling well rested,

The reason that the uno reverse card can reflect any attack is because if you reverse the syllabus of uno you will get no u, illuminati, stay right where you are,

I’ma start puttin this guy randomly in my meemes so the mods won’t remove them, mod problems require mod solutions,

minecraft is not dead, and that’s a fact,

when he yell at you back after you been screaming at him for 30 minutes,

people, we only use 10 percent of our brain, the other 90 percent of a miraculously complex network of synapses, am I a joke to you,

thanos snaps, spiderman, I don’t feel so good, thanos after watching far from home trailer, am I a joke to you,

when you’re 25 years old and your parents take you to a fancy restaurant and the waiter asks what you want, chicken tendies,

do radio stations get paid each time they play a song because I can't understand why anyone would want to listen to sweet but a psycho 28 times a day it truly is the worst thing I’ve ever heard,

young men rent a yacht and it sinks by excess of prostitute, boats n hoes,

how to talk with short people, wrong, correct,

the average whale is about the size of a whale,

dude from comcast fell asleep during my install and I deadass let him sleep because bro needed it,

I I I, oh my god, his first words, I don’t speak broke,

me, whip out pp, girlfriend,

whole foods be like, tylenol, no we don’t carry that corporate devil medicine, I can offer you some chewable dandelion root to align your chakras, it’s in the good vibes aisle, 700 dollars,

no matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground, terrifying fish walks on land breathes air threatens to destroy australia, run,

let’s start using this instead of the distracted boyfriend so the mods can start understanding the jokes,

when you hear some people laughing by the pool and your insecurity has you wondering if it’s about your man titties and back fat,

hashtag 10 year challenge, year 7 to uni, let me see your ears,

when you’re being loud at a sleepover and you hear footsteps from your mom’s room, synchronize your death watches,

when you don’t go on reddit for 2 days and everyone is choking this dude called sasuke,

government, society, birds are real,

who would win, a strong part of the human body reinforced with 26 bones, one bricky boy,

girl posts pic, normal guy, likes it, aggressive guy, dms, socially weird guy, middle aged dad with 43 followers, hello there beautiful wow you are so gorgeous, I would love to taste you,

teacher, fifth grader turning off youtube autoplay,

that’s why babies are born without teeth,

people with air pods can’t afford the wire,

when you can’t afford photoshop so you use google search to make meemes, modern problems require modern solutions, flappy bird fanfiction,

bees, ability to sting, human nearby, bees, I have decided that I want to die,

realizing it will be 4 20 next year, realizing it will be 4 20 69 in 50 years, if you’re 19 right now when it is 4 20 69 you will be 69 years old,

the liver is the only organ that can grow back when part of it is damaged or removed, I’ll drink to that,

feeling cute lol might build a wall later I don’t know,

to prove he was home alone I would like to present my client’s internet search history from that evening, I’d rather just confess to the murder,

high school nibbas on an exam when the teacher turns around for .4 attoseconds,

me after writing my name and date on a paper work, I have done five minutes of work today and I am super proud of myself,

me about to ace a math test, you have to show your work,

me, shows my friend reddit, friend, lol so they just steal meemes from instagram, had it not been for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you,

this horse looks like a pale emo kid in a black hoodie,

shower, bed, not wanting to get in but once in not wanting to get out,

this french flag means, the people, the n word, the ability to never surrender,

upon capturing an innocent child ernie receives a letter from her parents asking if he can let her go, ernie sends a simple response,

world war 2 is the worst event in histor- terrifying fish walks on land breathes air threatens to destroy australia,

going out meeting people socializing listening to loud music, sleeping for 10 hours meeting no one wearing no pants eating ice cream watching netflix,

how your grandpa describes his walk to school,

you see sasuke the relative difference between us was too great, you never had a chance,

me, whips out a pack of chewing gum, everybody in a radius of 10 meters,

no one ever escapes flavortown sasuke, not under my watch,

people from wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I’m just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald’s in utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me,

um whatcha got there, phineas and ferbs inventions, elon musk, a smoothie,

this would have been a lot easier if you just handed over your personal data sasuke,

me, man 2018 was shit I surely hope 2019 will be better, 2019, literally in the first 2 weeks, that’s how mafia works,

me and my bestie in 50 years googling the bitches we hated back in the day and trash talking pictures of their grandkids,

oops, you added too much, butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, baking powder,

level 1 crook, level 50 boss, matt level 2511,

when choking sasuke becomes the next big thing,

gaming keyboards 2009, gaming keyboards 2019,

watching out trotsky, he can’t hear us oh god oh fuck he has airpods in,

when you see a bug in the shower and it disappears, naked and afraid,

when you’re losing to the computer in age of empires and start using cheats,

16 things dead people are tired of hearing, visible confusion,

the plan, shut down the government so the president buys hundreds of your burgers,

mom can I have these,

your crush, her dad, her brother, her bff, her ex, you,

ya like jazz,

we laughed with you, we cried with you, guacamole nibba penis, lls,

bob ross, beauty is everywhere, dirty secrets, seething tension in the streets, and a notorious killer in the making, welcome to the summer of love,

no I don’t have hair, no I don’t have skin, no I do not have a stomach, wanna know what I do have, an arm up my ass that controls me like a puppet, help,

1, you don’t need a license to fly a hot air balloon, 2, even if I do who’s going to stop me, balloon cops, balloon cop, we are not a waste of money,

when anime meemes are popular and I’m patiently waiting for rocky meemes to take off, it’s okay rocky, you go when you feel like it,

and y’all thought only katara could control them waves,

why are they standing behind her like that, state your name cuz,

dad why is my sister’s name rose, because your mother loves roses, thanks dad, no problem ryan,

fbi, me, beating my meat without the webcam covered,

omg watch out stuart little there’s a car coming, oh no he has air pods in he can’t hear us,

fascinated at how crossing a corgi with any other dog breed results in what is basically a corgi in disguise as the other breed,

y’all broke dudes still using regular hundreds, couldn’t be me,

make spiderman PS2 pizza theme the world’s national anthem, 16 have signed, let’s get to 100,

my therapist, you need stop fixating on skull cow, it’s not real and it can’t hurt you, skull cow,

when you change your username to god on steam so when you leave a game others can make god has left the game meemes, I guide others a treasure that I cannot possess,

I saw you die, I mourned you I cried for you,

did you know harry potter’s scar isn’t a lighting bolt but actually the hand motion to cast avada kedavra,

mom, are you listening, me, ya, my mind,

when rappers say they represent the streets,

he has chores, my mom, my friends,

thick thighs, big tiddies, me,

um whatcha got there, a smoothie,

wow so the poor dolphin proposes to her and instead she kisses another guy right in front of him, rude bitch,

coffee is the desired nutrient, nutrient,

yeah, um lemme get uh the entire building,

wide dog gets somehow widers seeks help from god, oh god I’m so wide, wide dog,

behold a group of vegans about to hatch, nature is amazing,

harry potter coloring book except I made voldemort into steve harvey,

my chemical romance members reunite, my chemical romance members reunite,  every year for a barbecue,

this is beyond science,

girl, girl, cup,

speaker, good morning everyone, all, goodmorning, speaker, oh come on y’all can do better than that good morning, all,

romeo and juliet, a sophomore love story,

6, 8:20,

greatest military leaders in history,

otis, here’s question for you, how far can you squirt,

farmer ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber,

when you tap on the glass at an aquarium and the fish comes over, aquaman,

girl’s hair, airpods, teachers,

the toilet, my pee in the morning, obviously my hand,

I pledge allegiance to the grind I’m up early as hell tryna get mine,

good luck breeding those lions,

meeme page, puts waves and airpods on a character, y’all,

when I clearly explain the steps of swimming to my cousin but he keeps drowning, you dense motherfucker,

the crowd when you’re playing any sports game in the early 2000s,

how to recognize a stroke, twisted mouth, arm paralysis, incoherent speech, I support 9 gag and believe that 9 gag stores original content,

when your waitress says enjoys your food and you say you too,

you can’t wear them colors out here cuh,

the japanese say you have three faces, the first face you show to the world, the second face you show to your close friends and your family, the third face is quaker oats man it is the truest reflection of who you are,

me trying to explain to my dad the difference between being connected to the wifi router and the internet, you cheeky bastard, you once broke your arm jumping out of a tree because you thought you’d be able to fly if you covered yourself with feathers, stunning reversal dad destruction 100,

when someone swears on your christian minecraft server, wait, that’s illegal,

blind myself with a lamp for no reason,

sasuke, why is internet choking me, that’s how mafia works,