The Life and Times of CoolBananaPhone

Once upon a time there was a banana called phone who was a tuneful fellow. One day he decided to go out for a walk while whistling to the tune of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. The problem is the path he wanted to walk on was littered with tons of people, so he had to be careful with where he was walking. He managed to continue on for half a mile until finally he messed up his movement and slipped on a human skin. Spaghetti scattered everywhere as he fell to the ground in dismay. This terrible mistake will lose him sooo much time on his splits! Slowly he got back up, everything hurt now, especially the area on his back where there was now a large bruise. He continued on his journey knowing that another mistake could mean the end of the run completely. Finally he reached the corner shop that he'd planned to visit on his merry way and hit his split: +8.34. Such a terrible time he was red with embarrassment. He went up to the counter and asked the shopkeeper if he had any lemonade and to his dismay, he didn't! Apparently a lemonade stand down the road had stolen it all. What bad menuing. oh well, at least he got the poke balls he wanted. So he left the shop and went into a nearby field. Suddenly... A Wild Miltank Appeared! "What a troll, I was looking for teh nido!" said the banana. He noticed that the Miltank was about to use Rollout so he reacted quickly and used explosion- OH WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOO *boom*. Well... that's a reset. Once upon a time there was a banana called phone...