NOShot 1

>Day substance abuse in Equestria
>Even in this land of magical cute ponies, your problems follow you, theres no escape
>No, there is one way out, your delicious NOS energy drinks.
>You don't care all that acidicly bubbly deliciousness could be burning a hole through your gut, you need it!
>You need it to get over your crippling Betaness, you just can't go through a whole conversation without 'y-you too'-ing unless you have a can of the good stuff first.
>After a hard binge, you stride around town confident in your Alpha capabilities, giving no fucks as to what you do or what you say.
>"Hello Anon, would you like some sweets?"
>You glance down, for you are above all things as you are Alpha.
>Its Bon Bon, you had managed to find you way to her stall out in the town square.
>So she wants to give you some sweets does she? Well you know exactly what sweets your Alpha self wants and she wants it too, why else would she be talking to you?
"Suck my dick."
>You fill your voice with all the Alpha command you can muster, your voice dripping with Imperial Authority.
>She can do nothing else but undo your pants and take your length, her head bobbing up adn down as you bask in the radiance of all that is Alpha
>Maybe NOS energy drinks were a good thing.