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- >You catch the stone Twilight flung at you and place it down in the circle with a resounding crack.
- >Feeling strangely energized, you wheel around, and get into a catcher's position, grabbing another stone that she throws to you.
- >Grinning, you pirouette, and slam it down on the ground.
- >The circle is about half-way complete.
- >Twilight read about a new spell and immediately decided to try it out.
- >What else is new?
- >You've been dating for about three months and you've already learned some of her habits.
- >Reckless experimentation is apparently one of them.
- >*CLACK*
- >This is the most complex form of magic the two of you have attempted.
- >You look over to your marefriend.
- >She's hovering in the air, magic surging through her horn, wings unfurled, eyes closed in concentration.
- >You smile as another stone floats your way.
- >She's adorable when she throws herself into her work this way.
- >The best part?
- >She throws herself into you with the same amount of dedication.
- >*CLACK*
- >You shift yourself to the far end of the circle.
- >Twilight levitates another stone and a piece of paper towards you.
- >She can't break her concentration.
- >Apparently the circle is a huge mana battery meaning it has to be charged for the duration of its entire construction.
- >Another reason why she's awesome?
- >She's teaching you -magic-!
- >You can't cast any spells yourself of course, but apparently there's something about being a big-brained tool user that translates to being really good at magical theory.
- >In any case, you were the one who did the calculations for this spell.
- >Twilight was so proud of you.
- >The two of you made out for hours.
- >You feel a slight blush spread over your cheeks.
- >And other -things-.
- >You still can't quite get over the fact that you're dating outside your species.
- >Outside your genus, even.
- >Nonetheless you couldn't be happier.
- >Your heart speeds up and you contemplate ruining all your hard work just to hug her.
- >Thankfully your brain overrides that notion and you place the penultimate rune.
- >Twilight floats the last one to you, floats down to the ground, and opens her eyes.
- >She's still channeling though.
- >"Anon? Are you okay?"
- >This mare.
- >Holy shit, you love her.
- >The ritual called for a "mana sink" on the inside.
- >And you're a walking mana void, according to Twilight.
- >She even found you scary at first.
- >On the plus side, you're practically immune to magic, which is why you're standing in on the proximal end of the runic circle, next to the 'closing' rune.
- "Twilight, you're here. I'm always okay when you're next to me."
- >She looks at you with those gorgeously purple semi-lidded eyes, and a smile spreads over her face.
- >"Anonymous, I-I..."
- >A wry grin forms on your face.
- >She still occasionally has problems spitting it out, especially when nervous.
- >"Iloveyoutoo."
- >She blushes, clears her throat, and is all focus now.
- >"Well, anyway - are you ready?"
- >You stand up straighter, spread your shoulders out, and spread your legs out.
- "Ready and willing!"
- >She lets out a giggle.
- >And then she lets out her magic.
- >The room is filled with a coruscating cascade of various shades of purple.
- >Ranging from almost black, to blinding violet, to a sizzling heliotrope - you have to squeeze your eyes shut.
- >Being magic-null doesn't do squat for your senses.
- >Anyway, you feel confident.
- >Twilight said that this is an area teleporation spell.
- >You, all your clothing, and a couple of other items should reappear outside the library where the marker was placed.
- >Twilight said that teleporting feels kinda like a tensing of all your muscles and then a tingle in your bones.
- >You're getting none of that.
- >Huh.
- >You do feel the floor shake.
- "Twilight?"
- >...
- "Twilight?! Are you all right?"
- >You hear her grunt in concentration.
- >"It's... too big!"
- >Uhhhhh.
- "Twilight, abort! ABORT!"
- >You don't want to hurt herself!
- "Twilight, seriously, stop, forget this - just stop please, I don't want-"
- KABOOM!
- >You feel as though a giant picked you up and smashed you into the wall.
- >You get the wind knocked out of you as you collapse, wheezing to the floor.
- "*cough-cough* Twi *cough* light? Twili*cough?"
- >You can't really see anything.
- >That purple light really did a number on your eyes.
- >"Anon, I'm okay."
- >"Anon, I'm okay."
- >What...
- >You rub at your eyes, trying to restore vision to them quicker.
- >"Huh?"
- >The voice... sounds like Twilight.
- >But deeper?
- "Ughhh... my head. Duskie, what happened?"
- >...
- >HUH?!
- "What the?! What's going on?!"
- >"Huh?"
- >"Anon?"
- "Duskie?"
- >Finally you can see again.
- >Opposite of you, you see your favorite purple alicorn.
- >You shift your gaze to the left.
- >...what the FUCK?!
- >You see Twilight.
- >Except she is a he.
- >Uh.
- >Very definitely a he.
- >His muzzle is more square-like and he looks more solidly built.
- >His wings are clenched tightly to his sides.
- >Oh no.
- >oh no no no no.
- >You turn your gaze to the right.
- >You lock gazes with a...
- >With a...
- "A human?!"
- "A human?!"
- >Hair... skin... buh-wha?
- >She looks just as confused as you do.
- >The two alicorns survey the situation, facehoof almost simultaneously, and exhale loudly.
- >"By Celestia..."
- >"By Solaris..."
- >Their gazes lock, their eyes widen.
- >Twilight's eyes narrow to adorable purple dots.
- >Dusk's turn into beady little pinpricks.
- >"What did you do?!"
- >"What did you do?!"
- -END PART I-
- >The four of you stare at one another in the ensuing silence.
- >You take it upon yourself to break it.
- >Because fuck you, that's why.
- "Okay, so why don't we take turns talking. Twilight, Duskie, and... m-me."
- >Yeah...
- >You're still not quite sure what to make of this.
- >She's... you.
- >Only not.
- >You give her a quick appraising glance and notice that she's starting to get up.
- >Noting how her center of gravity changes, and how her muscles stretch...
- >DANGER!
- >You jump to your feet and poise yourself on the balls of your feet.
- >She looks at you and mimics the position.
- >The two of you would have locked gazes, but both of you have your green masks on.
- >Makes it hard to read facial expressions.
- >The two alicorns exhange glances and look to their respective...
- >Partners.
- >Twilight steps closer to you and says "Anon?"
- >You see 'Duskie' fly closer to Anon...ina.
- >No.
- >No that's stupid.
- >Femanon.
- >Okay, sure.
- >Twilight throws a glance back at the suspicious pair and leans closer to you.
- >"I don't see what you're all worked up about. That's Dusk Shine."
- "Wha?!"
- >Both you and Femanon utter the same cry.
- >You whisper to Twilight:
- "You two met?"
- >She blushes, winces and looks away.
- >You get a look of horror on your face and Twilight blushes harder.
- >"Not like that! Ew! But..."
- >She looks sad.
- >GOOD GOING ANON!
- >You've upset your Twiley.
- >"When I was a young mare, I was a bit alone. I couldn't connect to anypony."
- >She takes a deep breath and you hear this 'Dusk Shine' speak.
- >"So I decided to attempt to find an alternate version of myself. I knew that transdimensional communication is possible."
- >The two of them turn to one another, smile and embrace.
- >The two of you, however, stare at the scene with slack jaws.
- >You pull it off better, you think.
- >She just looks stupid.
- "So... you've managed to bodily teleport now? Whereas it was just communication before?"
- >But you guess looking stupid and being stupid are unrelated.
- >You were just thinking that.
- >Granted, this meant that she was thinking it too...
- >FUCK
- >This is like telepathy!
- >So you have to think unlike yourself.
- >...
- >...
- >buffering
- >How the hay are you going to do that?
- >Just think and then do the exact opposite.
- >But before you start doing that.
- >You start to move closer to Twilight and stop when you see Femanon do the same thing.
- >The two of you glare across the circle, refusing to move further.
- >Twilight and Dusk Shine groan.
- >Ooh, they resonated.
- >You start to chuckle - but cut yourself off when you see your counterpart do the same thing.
- >Twilight approaches you and beckons for you to kneel down.
- >With your peripheral vision you see Dusk Shine do the same thing.
- >T:"Honestly Anon, what is wrong with you?"
- >D:"Femanon, you're being slightly rude to your counterpart."
- >T:"Sure the experiment failed."
- >D:"But we finally get to interact in person."
- >Right.
- >She mentioned the loneliness.
- >Fuck Femanon.
- >Twilight needs this.
- >You kneel down and wrap your arms around your purple mare.
- >Squeezing tightly, you hug her.
- >She smiles and breathes into your ear.
- >But you let Femanon out of your sight.
- >Your muscles tense to get up.
- >OVERRIDE!
- >Remember, do things that -she- won't be able to predict.
- >So you keep hugging Twilight.
- >In a world full of crazy Chaos gods, nutty ponies, Sun and Moon goddesses, and magic.
- >She is your bedrock.
- >And your love is your shield.
- >You whisper this into her ear.
- >Her wings rise slightly and she wraps them around you.
- >The two of you remain motionless like this for a couple of moments.
- >Finally letting go you straighten up and look at your counterpart as well.
- >You definitely feel more relaxed and less wary.
- >Judging by her posture she does too.
- >Twilight walks behind you and pokes you in the asscheek with her horn.
- "Go on! Say hi."
- >You notice Dusk Shine do the same thing to Femanon.
- >The two of you take a step forward.
- >Both of you have your hands to your sides.
- >You're not sure about her, but you know all your muscles are tensed.
- >You hear the sound of a magical aura activating and see a notepad whizz in the corner of your vision.
- >A smile forms on your face.
- >Of course.
- >Human greeting rituals.
- >You Dusk shine trot around the edge of the circle and presumably stand next to Twilight.
- >The corners of her mouth also lift.
- >You decide to break the silence first.
- "Neeeeerrrrrdsssss."
- >She gives a laugh which she quickly stifles with a fake cough and covering her mouth.
- "Heh. Yeah."
- >You give an annoyed shake of your head.
- >Taking another step forward, you extend your hand to her.
- "Hey, I'm Anon."
- >She rubs her forehead momentarily and shakes your hand.
- "Yeah. I'm Anon too."
- >You take your hand back and rub it over your head.
- "So. This is not weird at all."
- >She relaxes slightly and shifts most of her weight to one foot.
- >Immediately you tense up.
- >She could be planning to roundhouse you in the face.
- >No no, okay.
- >She probably won't.
- >Still.
- >You eye the masked female.
- "But I have to ask - same story? Random transdimensional warp, found by Twil... er, Dusk Shine? Friendly to all ponies, magic resistance?"
- >She nods and poses a question in return:
- "How about Earth? Siblings? Crazy family?"
- >You reminisce momentarily.
- "Heh. Definitely. Both younger, sister older than brother?"
- >She shakes her head.
- "Nope. Younger, but brother older than sister."
- "Huh. Cool."
- >Suddenly a thought comes through your head and you grin hugely.
- "But you are thinking what I'm thinking?"
- >You hear her voice change to something more pleasant.
- "I think so."
- >You move closer to her and raise your voice:
- "MY OWN CLONE!"
- "NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"
- >Momentary silence.
- >The two of you -BURST- into laughter.
- >Like to the point of wheezing and holding on to your knees.
- >This is depressing.
- >You're faced with yourself from an alternate universe.
- >Who is a GIRL!
- >And you both recognized a shitty Sonic edit.
- >Which defuses the situation.
- >How pathetic is that.
- >You glance over at the two purple alicorns.
- >They are staring at the two of you with an expression of both amusement and curiosity.
- >Twilight is holding her quill at the ready.
- "Hey Twi? Let me see that?"
- >"All right, but don't edit it or anything."
- >You hold a hand to your chest as she levitates it to you.
- "Perish the thought."
- >Femanon and Dusk Shine look at you funny.
- >D:"Wow. That -is- kind of creepy."
- "Yeah man. Stole my line."
- >You take the notepad and read what it says.
- >Huh.
- >"Aggressive behavior at first.
- >"Seemed to be evaluating other human for danger."
- >"Reluctant to touch one another."
- >"Used humor and human cultural reference to defuse situation."
- >"Noticeable decrease in hostility."
- >You show the notepad to Femanon, who skims through it, and nods.
- "Seems legit."
- >You toss it back to Twilight and look at her pointedly.
- "Well, not that I'm so anxious to get our trans-dimensional guests out of here... but I would guess that we have one extra Prince. And his world is missing the Element of Magic."
- >Dusk Shine spreads his wings and gives a pony shrug.
- >"While technically true, I don't think we have anything major going on. I'd love to spend some time with Twilight Sparkle here and converse in person about the differences between our worlds."
- >He raises an eyebrow at you.
- >"And presumably you want to do the same with Anon, right?"
- >The two of you exchange glances and she nods first.
- "Yeah... that might be interesting."
- >You give a thumbs up.
- "Sounds cool. Should we leave you bookworms here with the books for you to worm on?"
- >Twilight giggles, and Dusk Shine gives a smile.
- >"Are we that predictable?"
- >You and Femanon exchange glances again.
- "Uh. Yes. "
- "Duh."
- >Twilight and Dusk Shine both blush, looking away from the two of you.
- >Femanon leans over to you.
- "Aren't they adorable when they do that?"
- >You give a chuckle.
- "Anyway, we'll go up to the guest room."
- >Twilight and Dusk Shine are already levitating some of the books out.
- >You both move to the stairs.
- >You pause and motion for her to go ahead.
- "After you."
- >She looks at you and cocks her head.
- "Tips fedora, much?"
- >You groan.
- "Hey, I get to do chivalry on a human after 3 years - cut me some slack."
- >She gives a brief laugh and starts ascending the stairs.
- >You bite your lip.
- >You -have- to know.
- >Looking up as you start the ascent, you repress a feeling of disgust.
- >It's technically your body too.
- >WHOAH.
- >Damn.
- >You have an -amazing- ass.
- >And a fine set of legs too.
- >Ugh.
- >You feel unclean.
- >Still though.
- >DAMN.
- >You wonder how close you adhere to the standards of human good looks after being in Equestria for so long.
- >After all you're doing that much more physical activity.
- >And the food is so much healthier.
- >You might have to pose that question to her.
- >Later of course.
- >If she's as clever as you are, she might figure out that you were checking her ass out.
- >Er.
- >Your own ass.
- >You proceed into the guestroom.
- "I have to say, it's nice that the layout of the place isn't different."
- >You grin.
- "This actually leads to my question - you know how unfamiliar places have this odd unfamiliar smell?"
- >She grins and nods.
- "Yes. And no. Not here. Sliiiiightly different, but not enough to be uncomfortable."
- >She sits on the bed while you pull up a chair.
- "Uhh."
- "So."
- >The two of you stare awkwardly at one another.
- "Okay, masks off? Maybe? It's awkward as hell when I can't read your facial expression."
- >She nods slowly.
- "Okay. The damn thing is kind of annoying in the first place."
- >You chuckle as you start to peel the damn green fabric off your place.
- "Do you remember why we started wearing it in the first place?"
- >She grins as she takes the mask off her face.
- >Whoaaaaaaaaaaah.
- >Apparently she feels the same way.
- >Her eyes widen and her mouth opens in an 'oh' of surprise.
- >It's uncanny as fuck.
- >It's like... your features, but more delicate.
- >And it's narrower, with higher cheekbones.
- >Weeeeird.
- >She scrutinizes you carefully.
- "Well! This is certainly not weird and freaky at all."
- >You grin showing off all your teeth, a face that she reciprocates.
- "Yeah, tell me about it. Though I must say... I - er you look, uh.. Well. Pretty good."
- >She smiles and winks at you.
- "You ain't so bad yourself. After all, you had a nice template to work with."
- >You place a hand to your chest.
- "Excuse you. I'm the original. You're just an R-sixty-threed version of my glorious self."
- >She smirks and crosses her legs.
- "Says you. I'm sexier. And more fun."
- >Bah.
- >The she-witch is probably right.
- >Still.
- "Well, at least I'm not the one who travelled dimensions more than once."
- >She grins.
- "Exactly. I'm obviously the hero of this story."
- >Curse you and your clever comebacks.
- "All right, all right. So. Want to compare notes?"
- >She grins.
- "Do I!"
- >The two of you spend a long-ass time conversing about the differences between Earth and the Equestria.
- >The differences are minor.
- >Stuff was either directly mirrored, or inverted in a way that made sense.
- >But nothing major.
- >So like, the USSR still lost the Cold War.
- >But in the last election, the other party won.
- >It was both cool and weird.
- "Soooo... how much unresolved sexual tension do we have left?"
- "Ehhhh. Not too much. As long as we don't actually fuck, we're good."
- "Technically it'd just be masturbation..."
- >She giggles and punches you.
- "It -has- been a while for me too."
- >She gets a predatory grin on her face.
- "Though I gotta say... he's pretty big. Heh."
- >You raise an eyebrow and return a grin of your own.
- "And Twilight gives the absolute -best- head. No human girl can compare."
- >Suddenly, your conversation is interrupted by the sound of an explosion from downstairs.
- >The two of you exchange yet another meaningful glance.
- "Experimentation?"
- "Experimentation."
- >The two of you leap out of your respective seats and lunge to the door.
- >Peeking downstairs, you see that they're not there.
- >You do note a glow coming from the door to the basement and point it out.
- >The two of you shimmy down the stairs and press your ears to the door.
- >"UNGH! Hnnnng! Oh merciful Celestia!"
- >The two of you look at each other and burst into giggles.
- "Okay, you're definitely thinking what I'm thinking."
- "Yeah, it's just like in that comic."
- "Oh wow, the two of you are having sex one?"
- "Thaaaat's the one."
- "Heh."
- "They wouldn't though."
- "Pfft, are you kidding me. Can you imagine Duskie trying to come on to himself?"
- "Oh Celestia, you're right."
- "Spaghetti everywhere."
- "I uhm, would be interested in penetrating you for the sole purpose of coitus."
- "Oh god, he said coitus too?!"
- >The two of you snicker loudly.
- "Okay, let's go check it out."
- "Right behind you. Me. Whatever."
- >You push the door open and walk down to the basement, Femanon right behind you.
- >You see the two alicorns surrounded in purple-ish forcefields.
- >Both have their wings unfurled and are channeling -massive- amounts of energy through their horns.
- >And have huge grins on their faces.
- >Turning to you as you descend, they release their magics and stand around looking vaguely sheep-ish.
- >"Uhh, Anon! Hey!"
- >You walk up to Twilight and start to scratch her head.
- >Her knees get wobbly as she presses against you.
- >You see Femanon do the same to Dusk Shine.
- >His eyes roll back in his head.
- >You grin at her.
- "Hand five?"
- "Hand five!"
- >The two of you high-five each other.
- >You look down to Twilight.
- "So, did the two of you work out how to reverse the spell?"
- >The mare is leaning fully against you.
- >"Mmmm... what?"
- >Dusk Shine pipes up from Femanon.
- >"The calculations are on the table. Just... 5 more minutes."
- >You grin and see Femanon do the same.
- "I gotta say one of the best things about dating a pony-"
- "-and having hands is that they go crazy for 'em?"
- >Twilight opens her eyes momentarily.
- >"Mmmhm. It's funny because it's true."
- >Dusk Shine settles for a simple nod and presses himself further into Femanon's hand.
- >Eventually, both Twilight and Dusk Shine decide they had enough.
- >Simultaneously.
- >Which is once again, both weird and cool.
- >As you're walking up the stairs, you turn to Dusk Shine.
- "Hey dude, so you communicate often?"
- >He gives a shake of his head.
- >"Not too frequenly. Prince Solaris - er, that's Princess Celestia to you doesn't like it when we abuse the borders between the universes."
- >Twilight chimes in:
- >"So usually we just stick to set dates. This one was an accident that both him and I should've recognized."
- >"Actually, I have a theory."
- >Twilight nods.
- >"Just had it too. Trans-dimensional resonance."
- >"Eeeyup."
- "Whoah dude, you sound like Big Mac."
- >He grins, while Femanon looks confused.
- "Who?"
- >"Marcy to you two."
- >She 'ohs' in comprehension.
- >The four of you stand in front of the circle.
- >Dusk Shine turns to Twilight and hugs her with his wings.
- >Which she returns.
- >HOLYSHITJEALOUSY!
- >You see Femanon's face change too.
- >Wisely you don't say anything.
- >Neither does she.
- >D: "You got the spell down?"
- >T: "Yes! I've checked it."
- >She breaks the hug and looks at the two of you.
- >Then she looks at Dusk Shine and they both grin.
- >"Think we should give them some work?"
- >"I don't see why not."
- >The two of you start backing away, but both doors are seized in a telekinetic field and closed.
- "Damn..."
- "Stupid magic-using coltfriend..."
- >Dusk Shine levitates a piece of paper with some thaumic equations in front of you.
- >Twilight holds up a quill.
- >"Get to it."
- >The two of you plop yourself down on the floor and start derivating.
- >You're better at the number crunching.
- >Probably because of your testicles.
- >But she's quicker on the actual directions.
- >The two of you get it done like... twice as fast.
- >You hold it up proudly to the two alicorns.
- >Dusk Shine and Twilight study it for a moment.
- >Your respective loved ones pat you two on the heads.
- >Fricking hooves.
- >"That was quicker than usual."
- >"Yes, I must say, I'm quite impressed."
- >You roll your eyes while Femanon scoffs.
- "Let's just get this ogre with."
- >You grin at Femanon, who winks back.
- >Dusk Shine and Femanon step into the circle.
- >Twilight's horn begins to glow.
- >You purse your lips.
- "Hey Twilight? Do you think when you next communicate-"
- "-do you think we can talk too, Duskie?"
- >Twilight smiles, nods, and leans into you.
- >Dusk Shine hugs Femanon with his wing.
- >"Absolutely."
- >"Of course!"
- >There is a bright flash of purple light.
- >And they're gone.
- >You and Twilight look at one another.
- >She's breathing heavily.
- >She takes a gulping breath and smiles at you.
- >"Well, that was a fun little adventure, no? How did you like yourself?"
- >You run your hand through your hair.
- "I mean, it was weird. Like very weird. But also cool, y'know?"
- >She giggles and walks to the couch.
- >Plopping herself on it, she raises her wing.
- >Immediately you lie down next to her and put your arm around her.
- >Her wing covers you as the two of you snuggle next to one another.
- >"Mm. I felt the same way. But him and I became close friends, despite the barrier."
- >You nod slowly.
- "Yeah. I'd like that. "
- >You think about today.
- >And just how much fun it was.
- >Twilight is looking at you with a trumphant smirk.
- >"I know what you're going to say next, Anon."
- >You give her her a quick kiss.
- "Hey! Maybe next time, we can visit them."
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