Floyd n me

Tuesday, March 08, 2016
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2:34 AM - Big Bad Bone Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjziifP2-N4&feature=youtu.be&a
2:41 AM - Jimmy Jazz: http://youtu.be/IFfLCuHSZ-U POTATO BAGELS
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4:07 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: oh my god haha
4:07 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: there's two burger chains on the same street in my city which are competing with each other and one of the owners said the other has a drug problem and doesn't know how to run a business
4:07 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: this is great, I'm going to eat there
4:11 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: also holy shit Alex Winter (Bill from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure) is making a Frank Zappa documentary
4:12 PM - Jimmy Jazz: tfw no local burger places
4:12 PM - Jimmy Jazz: also I know who Alex Winter is! That sounds fuckin cool considering he just directed a piece of shit
4:12 PM - Jimmy Jazz: So now that he's changing from that to this good stuff is real sweet
4:14 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: dang dude it looks like a classic diner
4:14 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: that's pretty rad
4:16 PM - Jimmy Jazz: oh well actually we kinda have a "burger" place but it's more like a philly cheesesteak joint
4:16 PM - Jimmy Jazz: which is godlike honestly, their fries are the best I've ever fucking had
4:16 PM - Jimmy Jazz: It's like getting the best cheesesteak ever without the cheese whiz and danger of getting shot!
4:35 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy is now Online.
4:37 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Man I'm so fucking hungry and my mom's making chicken thighs
4:38 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: but last time she made chicken it was too greasy and the bread fell off the skin
4:52 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: huh. Jon Bernthal's playing The Punisher on Netflix's Daredevil show
4:53 PM - Jimmy Jazz: My brodie told me! I'd say that's a pretty good choice so long as the director is competent. You know, I would kinda wanna see it but I have little knowledge of Daredevil + I'm reluctant to watch capeshit
4:53 PM - Jimmy Jazz: and I don't have netflix anymore because my sister's a cunt ;_;
4:53 PM - Jimmy Jazz: also doob you shouldn't threat I can BET that chicken will be damn good especially after being hungry for so long
4:54 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: I sure hope so!
4:54 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: also
4:54 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: >Moot works for google now
4:54 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: okay
4:55 PM - Jimmy Jazz: haha fucking losers who respect him saying he's poor and has no luck
4:55 PM - Jimmy Jazz: MOOT WAS A GOOD GUUUUUUY
4:55 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: SELL OUT
4:55 PM - Jimmy Jazz: WITH ME TONIGHT
4:56 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: HE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH LURKING ON CHEESE PIZZA THREADS THE OLD CUNT
4:58 PM - Jimmy Jazz: http://i.imgur.com/XcLtkb4.png
4:59 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Little Jani Hotpockets
5:09 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: dude it's 70 fucking degrees here
5:09 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: you know what that means?
5:09 PM - Jimmy Jazz: it's 74 here ;_;
5:09 PM - Jimmy Jazz: CARGO FLAME SHORTS
5:09 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: AND SKA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g
5:12 PM - Jimmy Jazz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw A LITTLE BIT OF SANDRA IN THE SUUUUUUN
5:15 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf1xuC5KD9k
5:18 PM - Jimmy Jazz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ_3Nu5PD3c I GOT A GUN IN MY HAND BUT THE GUN WON'T COCK
5:19 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: But seriously this song still kills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs
5:20 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: I've always loved the instrumental on this song
5:22 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I didn't even know this song was by Outkast!
5:23 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: dude OutKast was killing it back in the day
5:23 PM - Jimmy Jazz: Outkast is the shit man. I remember the very first time I started giving a shit about music, my brodie asked me a question about music and I was really confused since I was around 5 and I didn't really have a fucking CLUE about music other than it being a background noise
5:24 PM - Jimmy Jazz: then he pops in his Outkast cd into his spongebob™ radio and I was blown away like "whoooa what is this magic"
5:24 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: I'm trying to remember when I really started to give a shit about music
5:25 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: my dad would always play AC/DC in his truck or on the stereo at home but it always seemed like background noise like you said. Except when he was on the stereo, it felt like an event.
5:25 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: But I remember he has a Black Sabbath greatest hits CD I would always listen to after dinner when I came home from school
5:27 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I wish my dad had good taste in music. Dude had the weirdest fucking taste ever. One second you'd hear him listening to the most poorly sang and composed racist country shit and the next you'd hear him listening to the most generic pop music sang by vanilla of the month girl on the billboard 200
5:28 PM - Jimmy Jazz: On the brightside, my mom always played good tunes (aside from Led Zeppelin)like Punk Flod and Alice in Chains
5:28 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: my dad had great taste in music. He had shittons of CDs and records. I remember one of his friends from work gave him a ton of Iron Maiden CDs which he put on the family computer and I put them all on my ipod back in like, 6th grade
5:30 PM - Jimmy Jazz: He likes the hell out of Bon Scott but for some unholy reason he has a huge DISTASTE for Springsteen
5:30 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: INTO
5:30 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: THE TRASH
5:30 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: IT GOES
5:30 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: How can you dislike The Boss
5:30 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I THINK YOU MEAN THE GARBAGE COMPACTOR
5:30 PM - Jimmy Jazz: probably cause he's not a REAL NEW JERSEY BOY
5:30 PM - Jimmy Jazz: just a Floridan
5:31 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: oh that explains his SHIT taste
5:31 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: doob my dad loved Bon Scott. he was absolutely entranced with his stage presence. He got to see him live back in like '78 or so, and he said it was the best show he'd seen next to Springsteen
5:34 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Even Lemmy was in awe of Bon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLO995K4H-4
5:36 PM - Jimmy Jazz: god damn why did Lemmy have to go out too ;_;
5:36 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: don't remind me ; - ;
5:37 PM - Jimmy Jazz: whoa cool, Billy Corrigan and Scott Ian too
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5:42 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: goddammit I fucking love it when they talk about Bon's sexual escapades. It's fucking hilarious
5:42 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I'm right at that part!
5:42 PM - Jimmy Jazz: fucking Lemmy
5:42 PM - Jimmy Jazz: "CAN YOU THINK OF ANYBODY BETTER TO TEACH THEM"
5:42 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: "THEY'RE GONNA LOSE IT SOME TIME"
5:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: funfact: Bon was jailed when he was 16 for Carnal Knowledge, which is having sex when you're underage.
5:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: not for having sex with someone underage but for being an uderage person having sex
5:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: that was so fucking funny to me when I found that out
5:43 PM - Jimmy Jazz: thanks australia for QUALITY laws
5:47 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: fug man, his lyrics were the best.
5:48 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cem1zVN6SPo
5:48 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: just LISTEN to that
5:51 PM - Jimmy Jazz: and that geetar, man
5:51 PM - Jimmy Jazz: this is sick as fuck
5:53 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Powerage is my favorite AC/DC record. Bon was at his best lyrics wise when it came to this record. It wasn't all about Sex and Booze like their other records were. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LwNMcg_ZDs
5:54 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I love this song! Y'know, I still haven't listened to an entire ACDC album before. I should make it a point to listen to Powerage in its entirety tonight
5:55 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: do it, doc, you won't regret it
6:38 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: I'm reading the wikipedia page for Marvel Zombies and I have to wonder
6:38 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: why was this made?
6:38 PM - Jimmy Jazz: dude
6:38 PM - Jimmy Jazz: ZOMBIES LMAO
6:38 PM - Jimmy Jazz: when was that, like 2007?
6:39 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: 2006
6:39 PM - Jimmy Jazz: weird. I didn't think zombies were in fashion around that time
6:39 PM - Jimmy Jazz: if anything, they seemed really out of date
6:39 PM - Jimmy Jazz: the only zed movie I remember coming out around that time was Land of the Dead and that was shit
6:42 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: >Marvel Zombies VS The Army of Darkness
6:42 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: what
6:42 PM - Jimmy Jazz: lol what the fuck
6:42 PM - Jimmy Jazz: who in their right mind would THINK of this thing
6:42 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: "Ash has died in the previous 'Army of Darkness' storyline and is now in (what appears to be) Heaven."
6:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: WHAT IS THIS
6:43 PM - Jimmy Jazz: AHAHAHA
6:43 PM - Jimmy Jazz: WHAT
6:43 PM - Jimmy Jazz: THAT SOUNDS SO MUCH WORSE THAN https://d2lzb5v10mb0lj.cloudfront.net/covers/300/25/25337.jpg
6:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: >Sentry shows up in the afterlife and begins consuming everyone in sight
6:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: HUH
6:43 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: WHAT
6:43 PM - Jimmy Jazz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6:45 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: >Ash encounters the Punisher who gives Ash a bag of spare weapons and shoots and kills Kingpin, Hammerhead and the Owl
6:45 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my god
6:45 PM - Jimmy Jazz: PFFFFT
6:46 PM - Jimmy Jazz: holy shit it's like they gave a 12 year old the entire roster of marvel characters and ash thrown in and said
6:46 PM - Jimmy Jazz: "do whatever you like"
6:46 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: oh my fucking god
6:46 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Ash bumps into Dazzler, who takes him to Doctor Strange's headquarters. Simultaneously, this reality's version of Ash, who had decided to fight the zombies, joins Dazzler. This reality's Ash is killed by a zombie Howard the Duck, who is in turn killed by the main version of Ash and the Scarlet Witch.
6:47 PM - Jimmy Jazz: this is fucking as bad as the George Joestar fan fiction for JoJo
6:47 PM - Jimmy Jazz: so fucking retarded my mind can't even COMPREHEND
6:48 PM - Jimmy Jazz: http://i.imgur.com/2uONdFL.png
6:48 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: The invading zombies attack Doom just as Ash escapes. The zombies, upon finding the Necronomicon, do not eat it but rather hand it over to the Hulk for use as toilet paper.
6:49 PM - Jimmy Jazz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:49 PM - Jimmy Jazz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6:49 PM - Jimmy Jazz: I must know who wrote this
6:49 PM - Jimmy Jazz: this is ingenious
6:49 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: John Layman
6:50 PM - Jimmy Jazz: how does a guy like this even GET a job
6:51 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: no idea but he wrote this as well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chew_%28comics%29
6:51 PM - Jimmy Jazz: "Chew is an American comic book series about a U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) agent who solves crimes by receiving psychic impressions from food, including people"
6:51 PM - Jimmy Jazz: this guy is an absolute madman
6:52 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: he's off the wall
6:52 PM - Jimmy Jazz: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-vxkkZBFhjk/hqdefault.jpg this art looks atrocious too
6:53 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: oh god, is that SUPPOSED to be Ash?
6:53 PM - Jimmy Jazz: SOMEHOW
6:53 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: That looks NOTHING like him
6:53 PM - Jimmy Jazz: he's far too muscled looking
6:56 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: He looks like he'd say "Willikers, Mr. Jefferson, you'd think a gal like that would even think about a guy like ME?"
6:57 PM - Jimmy Jazz: WELL HECK, THANK YOU KINDLY MISTER PUNISHER FOR THE HOSPITALITY. I'LL BEAT THOSE SONS UH BITCHES DOWN LIKE THEY WERE NO GOOD VARMINTS FOR MESSIN UP MY TOWN
6:57 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: No. He's a good Christian boy! He can't swear!
7:01 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: God i remember seeing shit for marvel zombies in hot topic like 10 years ago
7:01 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: What a strange time for comic books
7:07 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJcq_LbZDSw
7:08 PM - Jimmy Jazz: internet please
7:08 PM - Jimmy Jazz: let me watch it
7:08 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: no :)
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8:02 PM - Jimmy Jazz: took yer fuckin time steam
8:02 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: umad? xDDD
8:04 PM - Jimmy Jazz: http://i.imgur.com/ApRuHKH.jpg
9:05 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: http://www.theonion.com/article/local-lutheran-minister-loves-to-fuck-his-wife-854
9:07 PM - Jimmy Jazz: -and even, he added with a sly wink, the bedroom
9:07 PM - Jimmy Jazz: this is killing me
9:07 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: Prime Onion
9:26 PM - Big Bad Bone Boy: "Emily is a good, kind, Christian woman," Snowdon added. "But let there be no mistake: She is also one furious fuck-mama, as well."