Pippa the ripper FAN VERSION

You're our superstar tonight
This is for our cord chewing yabbit Pipkin Peppa
You know it's about to get cringe in here
So stop posting feet
Blow your noses out and listen good

(Each singer should make a variation on pipkin pippa like the meme. The introduction has a lot of room for variation in intensity of cringe.)

Here she comes
Our megaidol
We all gush since
she's so cool
You're not silly
You're here to save the world
Pippa fight fight to the end

(singing tone. The pippa is a syllable too long for the original line so it has to be sung before the line would originally start. I imagine it to be how a cryingfatsalaryman.jpg would singalong at a live.)

You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the one that we
Desire day and night (no homo)

You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the only one yeah
the ripper

(Speaking register along with your disgusting accent faggot. If you bitch out because of cringe are you even a fan. It needs to be done in a speaking tone so the singing tone is differetiated by contrast later in the song.)


You were a kid
Who dreamed to become
somebody awesome in this world
Since fate has smiled
a gift to return
Why do I feel this way
Then it came along
a way you can shine
a virtual space were you can belong
Joy is temporary
That is really scary
And that's completely fine

The night was long it's a new day for pink rabbits
open your eyes
this is a new stage and it's just begun


(You need to go full danny elfman musical here and work with the intonation like pippa does.)

here she comes
our mega idol
you're our oshi
cos we love you
You're not silly
You're here to save the world
Pippa fight fight to the end


(singing tone. The oishi line is difficult to pronounce since because there is a lot of word sounds and the "shi" in oishi needs to be sung at the same time the word "me" would be sung in the original for the rythym to make sense. If you're not paying attention you'll flub it)

You have intense bomb igniting thoughts
they will create shockwaves in your brain
no matter what this circus must go on
we're in this crazy world together you and me

(singing tone, Pippa sings this verse the same as the last one.)


You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the one that we
Desire day and night (no homo)

You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the only one yeah
the ripper

(Speaking register. Embrace cringe. Become cringe. Go beyond cringe.)

Even if the darkness gets a hold of you
I'll be by your side
I'll be the shining star to light the way
we all have scars inside and nights of tears and that's okay
you're not alone, yeah you're a part of me
eternall

(Singing tone but remember to enunciate if you can manage it. I would like this to be sung by a group of people since it's meant to express the fans feeling the same way towards pippa)


here she comes
our mega idol
It's her birthday
Yep that is true
You're not silly
You're here to save the world
Pippa fight fight to the end

(singing register)

You have intense bomb igniting thoughts
they will create shockwaves in your brain
no matter what, this circus must go on
we're in this crazy world together you and me
so don't let go and just be awesome
just be awesome

(Same as last verse to create pattern)

You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the one that we
Desire day and night (no homo)

You are a superstar
Inside the screen so fly
You are the only one yeah
the ripper

(It needs to have a goofy interpretation on the word ripper to match Pippa)