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  1. The Spank House ch6
  2.  
  3. Yo guys. Get ready for a mysterious episode of the Spank House. Do-nut *do not* hate on this story.
  4.  
  5. Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon, Chris Savino and Viacom.
  6.  
  7. Anyone wanna know what scheme i had for Viacom in the last
  8. chapter? *presses button, the Viacom building is covered in hot sauce* ;)
  9.  
  10. Had to SPICE it up! XD
  11.  
  12. Anyways, on with the show!
  13.  
  14. Donut Caper
  15. -------------
  16.  
  17. Lynn sr brought in donuts, but it was for a party with his co-workers.
  18.  
  19. Lily: *tries to grab a donut*
  20.  
  21. Lynn sr: sorry Lily, these aren't for you. *takes away donut*
  22.  
  23. Lily: *crying*
  24.  
  25. Lynn sr: its ok Lily, i have treats for you anyway ^_^
  26.  
  27. He is unaware that someone made of with the donuts. Lynn sr comes back to the table only to find the box of donuts are missing.
  28.  
  29. Lynn sr: my donuts!!! They're gone!!!! KIDS!!!!!!!
  30.  
  31. the children rush downstairs to see what their dad wanted.
  32.  
  33. Lori: what is it dad? I was texting Bobby.
  34.  
  35. Lola: i have a tea party to make!
  36.  
  37. Lincoln: i was playing a game with Clyde.
  38.  
  39. Lynn sr: I don't care about what you were doing! What i want to know is what happened to my donuts! It was for a suprise at work!
  40.  
  41. Lori: i don't eat donuts. I'll literally get a bigger but like Mom.
  42.  
  43. Rita: hey!
  44.  
  45. Luan: i do-not have a clue. hahaha. Get it?
  46.  
  47. Lynn sr: this is no time for jokes!
  48.  
  49. Lynn: i wouldn't DREAM of it. Gotta stay healthy.
  50.  
  51. Leni: i prefer smoothies over donuts.
  52.  
  53. Lynn sr: what about you, Luna?
  54.  
  55. Luna: I like pie better.
  56.  
  57. Luan: me too. Can't do a gag with donuts.
  58.  
  59. Lucy: i like black licorice.
  60.  
  61. Lola: i prefer princess pies
  62.  
  63. Lana: chocolate roaches.
  64.  
  65. Lisa: i have no desire for sugar enriched foods, especially with monosodium glutamate.
  66.  
  67. Lynn sr: Enough with who preferes what! Lincoln, you're awfully quiet. Got anything to confess?
  68.  
  69. Lincoln: what makes you think i did it?
  70.  
  71. Lola: hello! The toilet incident!
  72.  
  73. Lynn sr: Enough! Until i find whoever's the donut caper, everyone is grounded!
  74.  
  75. Everyone is groaning and whining with the punishment.
  76.  
  77. Lynn sr: however, i will give the guilty the opportunity to come clean and save all of you from a potentially lenghty grounding. The person responsible will be getting a more...severe punishment. *snaps belt*
  78.  
  79. Everyone's faces turned pale. Now they must investigate and find the donut caper.
  80.  
  81. Lola: it was Lincoln. I know it!
  82.  
  83. Lincoln: hey! That wasn't me!
  84.  
  85. Lori: everyone search Lincoln's room!
  86.  
  87. Lincoln: nooooo!!!!
  88.  
  89. The sisters barge into Lincoln's room and raided through his belongings and searched his room, until they found a "Kremey Krisp" donut box.
  90.  
  91. Lola: ah hah! The same donuts dad was talking about!
  92.  
  93. Lincoln: how'd that get there?!
  94.  
  95. Lori: don't play dumb with me. Im not Leni.
  96.  
  97. Leni: i am Leni
  98.  
  99. Lincoln: seriously! I didn't do it!
  100.  
  101. Lori: we got our suspect. Now to turn him in.
  102.  
  103. Lola: i got this. Dad! It was Lincoln!
  104.  
  105. Lynn sr: Lincoln Loud! Downstairs now!!!
  106.  
  107. Lincoln complies, and goes to his dad and prepares for a sentence he didn't deserve; after all, he's the scapegoat of the family.
  108.  
  109. Lynn sr: did you steal my donuts?
  110.  
  111. Lincoln: no! These are mine. I swear!
  112.  
  113. Lynn sr: im giving you one more chance. I want you to come clean, son. Did you take my donuts?
  114.  
  115. Lincoln feared that proving his innocence was gonna get him in more trouble. No one ever wants to hear anything that comes of his mouth. He might as well confess to his "crime."
  116.  
  117. Lincoln: *sigh* yes dad....
  118.  
  119. Lola: i knew it! Told ya dad!
  120.  
  121. Lynn sr: son, you know the consequences for your wrongs, right? *takes off belt*
  122.  
  123. Lincoln: i know *about to take down his jeans*
  124.  
  125. Just as Lincoln was about to receive a sentence he didn't deserve, a familiar black comes out of nowhere.
  126.  
  127. Lucy: wait!
  128.  
  129. Everyone: aaaaaah!!!!!
  130.  
  131. Lucy: did you take the time to see WHAT kind of donuts were in there?
  132.  
  133. Lynn sr: come to think of it, no i haven't. *looks in the box and squeezes one by accident* wait, this isn't jelly filled, its cream filled.
  134.  
  135. Lincoln: *fixes pants* that's what i was trying to tell you, but no one could let me talk.
  136.  
  137. Luna: looks like we got the wrong guy.
  138.  
  139. Lynn sr: at least we know he's innocent, but who's the real donut-knapper.
  140.  
  141. Lucy: look in the closet in me and Lynn's room....
  142.  
  143. Lynn sr: why?
  144.  
  145. Lucy: you'll find out.
  146.  
  147. Everyone went in the room and opened the closet; despite being attacked by a swarm of bats, they found the real evidence.
  148.  
  149. Lynn sr: *opens box and squeezes donut, but jelly comes out* I can't believe this...
  150.  
  151. Lucy: yes, I was the one who ate the donuts. 2 exactly.
  152.  
  153. Lynn sr: but why?
  154.  
  155. Lucy: because jelly filled is my favorite. It reminds me of drinking the blood of Edwin.
  156.  
  157. Everyone: *shudders* ewww!
  158.  
  159. Luan: i do-not have an appetite anymore. Hahahahaha! Get it? But seriously, gross.
  160.  
  161. Lana: I've eaten some weird stuff before, but that just crosses the line.
  162.  
  163. Lynn sr: i can't believe this. You could've asked or better yet, been honest about it earlier. I almost punished Lincoln for the crime.
  164.  
  165. Lucy: there's one last thing to confess.
  166.  
  167. Lynn sr: huh?
  168.  
  169. Lucy: remember when you all thought Lincoln clogged the toilet?
  170.  
  171. Lynn sr: i remember. Lincoln got grounded.
  172.  
  173. Lucy: he didn't do it. I was the one who clogged the toilet.
  174.  
  175. Everyone: *le GASP!*
  176.  
  177. Lincoln: but Lucy--
  178.  
  179. Lucy: He took the blame for me so i wouldn't be made fun of, even if it meant missing his convention. He did it out of the kindness of his heart, something we ALL lack, including myself. I am sorry everyone, you too Lincoln.
  180.  
  181. Lincoln: i..i don't know what to say.
  182.  
  183. Lucy: i figured it was best to return the favor. You paid your debt to society, I'm paying mine ^_^
  184.  
  185. Lincoln: thanks Lucy. You're an awesome sister ^_^
  186.  
  187. Lynn sr: as much as i enjoy this heartfelt moment, its going to have to end. Everyone except Lucy, please leave the room.
  188.  
  189. Everyone leaves the room, knowing what's going to happen next. They won't be a visual witness, but more auditory; after all, the walls are thin.
  190.  
  191. Lynn sr: Lucy, as much as I'm proud of your honesty, I'm afraid you're still getting a spanking, but you'll be getting Woody jr instead of big Al.
  192.  
  193. Lucy: i understand dad.
  194.  
  195. Lynn sr: wait here.
  196.  
  197. Lynn sr goes to his room to get a small paddle known as Woody jr. It is slightly bigger than a hairbrush, not as powerful as a belt, but it packs a punch. Lynn sr returns to the room.
  198.  
  199. Lynn sr: do you understand why im gonna do this?
  200.  
  201. Lucy: yes dad.
  202.  
  203. Lynn sr: good. Stand up for me.
  204.  
  205. (Spanking of an 8 year old. Anyone that's uncomfortable with this part needs to click out and find a Filthy Frank meme )
  206.  
  207. Lucy: *stands up*
  208.  
  209. Lynn sr: *lifts the hem of her dress up, revealing a pair of black and white striped panties*
  210.  
  211. Lucy: *starts shaking*
  212.  
  213. Lynn sr: i know you're scared, but i have to do this. *puts her over his lap, starts spanking*
  214.  
  215. Lucy: *hisses, but doesn't make a sound*
  216.  
  217. SMACK!! X15
  218.  
  219. Lucy: aauughh....
  220.  
  221. SMACK!!!!!X24
  222.  
  223. Lynn sr: are you learning your lesson young lady? *more spanks*
  224.  
  225. Lucy: ow.....yes dad....
  226.  
  227. Lynn sr: and to be sure....*pulls her panties down to her ankles, her usually pale butt is a light red*
  228.  
  229. Lucy: *braces herself for even more pain*
  230.  
  231. Lynn sr: *resumes spanking, but with the paddle*
  232.  
  233. WHACK!!!!!! X10
  234.  
  235. Lucy: OUCH....!
  236.  
  237. WHACK!!!!!! X15
  238.  
  239. Lucy: OW...!! *sobbing*
  240.  
  241. Lynn sr: almost finished sweetie.
  242.  
  243. WHACK!!!!!! X15
  244.  
  245. Lucy: *crying* i...i...im sorry......
  246.  
  247. Lynn sr: its over sweetie. *hugs her close*
  248.  
  249. Lucy: im sorry...*lightly sobs*
  250.  
  251. Lynn sr: its ok, Lucy. I forgive you. You were very brave during the punishment. ^_^
  252.  
  253. Lucy: i..i was?
  254.  
  255. Lynn sr: yes. *kisses her head*
  256.  
  257. Lucy: *blushes a bit*
  258.  
  259. Rita: *downstairs* kids! Time to go to O'Marley's!
  260.  
  261. Lynn sr: ooh! Hope they got the whiskey burger! :D
  262.  
  263. Lucy: *pulls panties up, giggles a bit*
  264.  
  265. Lynn sr: i see you're all better ^_^
  266.  
  267. Lucy: yes. The pain that swarmed my heart has finally lifted. The only pain i feel is on my butt.
  268.  
  269. Lynn sr: it'll heal ^_^
  270.  
  271. Lucy: now its time for the nachos. The red salsa reminds me off--
  272.  
  273. Lynn sr: eaaaggh! Please don't. You'll kill my appetite.
  274.  
  275. Lucy: hehe.
  276.  
  277. The family drove off to the restaurant to enjoy the food, but Lucy couldn't sit down comfortably though.
  278.  
  279. Lincoln: here's a cushion. It's the least i can do ^_^
  280.  
  281. Lucy: thanks ^_^
  282.  
  283. Luan: Looks like red is a new color for you XD
  284.  
  285. Rita: one more joke, and you'll be over my knee >:(
  286.  
  287. Luan: o, ok.
  288.  
  289. Luna: i bet the spanking was way harsh, sis.
  290.  
  291. Lucy: but at least im free of my guilt.
  292.  
  293. Lincoln: now, the nachos :D
  294.  
  295. Everyone: yay!
  296.  
  297. The kids munched there way into sweet cheesy goodness along with other kinds of food. The dessert? Donuts.
  298.  
  299. Lynn sr: ooh! Donuts! :D
  300.  
  301. ___________________
  302.  
  303. This story took me a while to finish. I bet everyone got hungry at the end, lol! Anyways, thanks for reading my fanfic ^_^
  304.  
  305. Be sure to stay tuned for the next chapter of the Spank House. Lets just say it involves someone very gifted and can graduate college at a young age.
  306.  
  307. *police sirens*
  308.  
  309. Oh shit! *runs*
  310.  
  311.  
  312. End!
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