Carmen and Maddox have a feelings jam and plan a meetup

[20:57]  * bucolicBunyan [BB] sprouted a connection to uncertainBypasser [UB]
[20:57] <@bucolicBunyan> Heyyyyy!!!! :DDDD
[20:57] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, hey!
[20:57] <uncertainBypasser> How have you been doing?
[20:58] <@bucolicBunyan> Awesome!!!!
[20:59] <@bucolicBunyan> How bout u???
[20:59] <uncertainBypasser> Pretty good! Orea just told me that apparently the portals go to other planets. Ember, you, and I could maybe meet in person!
[21:01] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh.
[21:01] <@bucolicBunyan> Darn.....
[21:01] <@bucolicBunyan> I wanted to be the one to tell u!!!!
[21:01] <@bucolicBunyan> I thought it would be a cool surprise or somethin!!!
[21:01] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh well.....
[21:01] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, you heard too?
[21:01] <uncertainBypasser> sorry to ruin it :(
[21:02] <uncertainBypasser> ...
[21:02] <uncertainBypasser> Do we know how many hours ember has left?
[21:02] <uncertainBypasser> before he forgets?
[21:02] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah I thought itd be a fun thing we could do u know
[21:02] <@bucolicBunyan> Talking bout that n stuff
[21:02] <@bucolicBunyan> I was gonna tell Ember here
[21:02] <uncertainBypasser> Yup
[21:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk how long hes got tho
[21:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Well I guess Orea beat me to it....
[21:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Do u guys talk a lot or somethin????
[21:03] <@bucolicBunyan> She only just told me!!!
[21:04] <uncertainBypasser> She told me litterally like 30 seconds ago
[21:04] <uncertainBypasser> We've talked a few times. Maybe four?
[21:05] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh.
[21:05] <uncertainBypasser> We need to get together, probably to Ember's world, and then be there when he wakes up next.
[21:05] <@bucolicBunyan> U want to come see me???? :DDDD
[21:05] <uncertainBypasser> Ya! :D
[21:05] <uncertainBypasser> You and Ember have basically been my best friends for like the last two and a half years!
[21:05] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh man Im so Xited!!!!
[21:05] <uncertainBypasser> Meeting yall in person would be great!
[21:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Ive never met a nice guy irl before!!!!
[21:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Everyone I know heres p much a jerk :(((
[21:06] <@bucolicBunyan> This is gonna be awesome!!!
[21:06] <uncertainBypasser> It will! Have you found any imps yet? It sounds like Orea has monsters like mine, and we need something called "grist" from them to build to the portals.
[21:07] <uncertainBypasser> ...Unless you can fly and never told me :P
[21:07] <@bucolicBunyan> Also yeah ur p much like the person I know best of everyone ever so yeah :)
[21:07] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[21:07] <@bucolicBunyan> I have something for you btw!!!
[21:07] <@bucolicBunyan> I was gonna make it a surprise but I guess that Im gonna havta tell u know since my other surprise got ruined....
[21:07] <@bucolicBunyan> Unless Orea told u bout it too!!!
[21:08] <@bucolicBunyan> That would be soooo laaaame
[21:08] <uncertainBypasser> I don't think she told me anything else.
[21:08] <uncertainBypasser> What is this suprise?
[21:09]  * bucolicBunyan sent a file: tent.jpg
[21:09] <@bucolicBunyan> I made it for u!!!! <3
[21:09] <@bucolicBunyan> ((you see a wooden carving of a circus tent))
[21:09] <uncertainBypasser> Oh wow!
[21:09] <uncertainBypasser> You made that yourself?
[21:09] <@bucolicBunyan> ((there's some banners and flags on top and a bonfire down below))
[21:09] <uncertainBypasser> That's really good!
[21:10] <@bucolicBunyan> ((it's more like a mini figurine/sculpture))
[21:10] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah I did!!!
[21:10] <uncertainBypasser> ((I read the bit where you carved it. :P))
[21:10] <@bucolicBunyan> There was this super chill lizard dude who taught me some stuff!!!
[21:10] <uncertainBypasser> that's great! Are lizards your planet's species?
[21:11] <@bucolicBunyan> I think it's better than any of my old carvings :)))
[21:11] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe????
[21:11] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk theyre p much everywhere
[21:11] <uncertainBypasser> Probably they are then.
[21:11] <uncertainBypasser> That's cool :P
[21:11] <uncertainBypasser> I got bears.
[21:11] <@bucolicBunyan> :OOOO
[21:11] <@bucolicBunyan> Thats soooo cool!!!
[21:12] <@bucolicBunyan> U struttin round ur planet place all burly n stuff with ur aXes talking to bears???
[21:12] <@bucolicBunyan> That sounds so badass duuuuude :DDD
[21:12] <uncertainBypasser> I wish I was that awesome XD
[21:12] <uncertainBypasser> Mostly I'm running around, looking for monsters, killing them when I find them.
[21:13] <uncertainBypasser> I couldn't save all the bears though D:
[21:13] <uncertainBypasser> I almost died once, but I'm doing alright now.
[21:13] <uncertainBypasser> Just got on top of this building thing.
[21:13] <@bucolicBunyan> What do u mean ur not that awesome???!!!
[21:13] <uncertainBypasser> Going to try to find the monsters that tried to feed this bear to a monster
[21:13] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur the best :)
[21:13] <uncertainBypasser> Okay, maybe it is a little bit awesome XD
[21:13] <@bucolicBunyan> U p much just said all the stuff I just said
[21:13] <@bucolicBunyan> But in a less cool way
[21:14] <uncertainBypasser> you still deserve a good chunk of credit for recommending this axe :P
[21:14] <uncertainBypasser> This thing took down a mech and an ogre that had tentacles and could mess with time!
[21:14] <uncertainBypasser> Imagine that in an amazon review
[21:14] <uncertainBypasser> "5 Stars, excellent for slaying monsters"
[21:14] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[21:16] <@bucolicBunyan> LOL
[21:16] <@bucolicBunyan> Well then well just have an aXe party n some other awesome shit when we can hang out IRL!!!
[21:16] <uncertainBypasser> That sounds great!
[21:18] <@bucolicBunyan> Itll be sooooo cool aXually gettin to spend time with u n shit rather than only bein able to play online games n talkin bout Ember!!!
[21:18] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh fuck
[21:18] <uncertainBypasser> What?
[21:18] <@bucolicBunyan> Ive never been my troll self irl with peeps!!!
[21:18] <uncertainBypasser> And the problem is....?
[21:18] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur gonna be the first to see me then I guess :)
[21:19] <uncertainBypasser> Heh, might be.
[21:19] <uncertainBypasser> That isn't a problem though.
[21:19] <uncertainBypasser> I didn't really know you as your non-troll self
[21:19] <uncertainBypasser> just as a person I spent time with online :P
[21:19] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah I guess!!! :)))
[21:20] <@bucolicBunyan> So u said somethin bout this grist shit
[21:20] <@bucolicBunyan> Have u gotten it from anythin other than monsters????
[21:20] <uncertainBypasser> Oh ya
[21:20] <uncertainBypasser> Um, no.
[21:20] <uncertainBypasser> Its really strange that you haven't seen any
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Nooooooooo :''''''(
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Fuck that face looX retarded
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> :'((((((
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah I guess Im just gonna go Xplorin or somethin.....
[21:21] <uncertainBypasser> You haven't seen anything at the circus that is black and impish? with sharp teeth? That may be part clock/mech/wood or something else?
[21:21] <uncertainBypasser> Exploring might do it.
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Nope!!!
[21:21] <uncertainBypasser> Be careful though!
[21:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Ive only seen two things
[21:22] <@bucolicBunyan> These sorta half lizard half people things that ran the circus
[21:22] <@bucolicBunyan> And these little green shelled things thatre in my house bein all high n shit
[21:22] <@bucolicBunyan> I think my floating ball of drugs is just handin drugs out to everythin!!! DDD:
[21:23] <uncertainBypasser> Wait, you threw drugs in?
[21:23] <uncertainBypasser> That explains a lot.
[21:23] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh.
[21:23] <uncertainBypasser> Wait, why did you have drugs? D:
[21:23] <@bucolicBunyan> Fuck.
[21:23] <@bucolicBunyan> Sooooooo
[21:24] <@bucolicBunyan> My dads p much in charge of a fuckin drug operation thing.....
[21:24] <uncertainBypasser> Oh.
[21:24] <@bucolicBunyan> Before it got Xploded!!!
[21:24] <uncertainBypasser> Oh.
[21:24] <uncertainBypasser> . . .
[21:24] <@bucolicBunyan> P much why he was so muchve an asshole all the time n why he was so paranoid n shit!!!
[21:24] <uncertainBypasser> Ah.
[21:24] <@bucolicBunyan> I couldnt tell u before cuz it might not be safe!!!!
[21:24] <uncertainBypasser> that makes sense.
[21:25] <uncertainBypasser> Its still.... really sucky. :(
[21:25] <@bucolicBunyan> Someone let somethin slip once n then my mom got shot cuz of it.....
[21:25] <@bucolicBunyan> Im reeeeeeeally sorry I didnt tell u!!!
[21:25] <@bucolicBunyan> I reeeeally wanted to!!!!
[21:25] <@bucolicBunyan> I was just so.....
[21:25] <@bucolicBunyan> afraid
[21:25] <uncertainBypasser> D:
[21:26] <uncertainBypasser> That must have sucked.
[21:26] <uncertainBypasser> Your mom got shot because of this crap?
[21:26] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah.......
[21:26] <@bucolicBunyan> I just tell people she got in a car aXident cuz its the easiest....
[21:26] <uncertainBypasser> I wish I could do something to help... but it's too late now. And back then I would've just not been able to do anything or would have made things worse...
[21:27] <@bucolicBunyan> Shit now ur makin urself feel bad bout nothin!!!
[21:27] <@bucolicBunyan> Dont worry about it dude
[21:27] <uncertainBypasser> ((Maddox tears up a little, but doesn't want to offer excess pity, and thus nothing is typed here))
[21:27] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur awesome dont worry bout it
[21:27] <uncertainBypasser> Why does it seem like everyone else has the crappiest lives?
[21:27] <uncertainBypasser> Compared to everyone else, I was living the life!
[21:27] <uncertainBypasser> Ember has memory issues
[21:27] <uncertainBypasser> You had family issues
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> Orea had the one she cared about drained of life until he died.
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> Sure, my dad isn't in great shape right now.
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> But I had a great life! And all you guys had sucky ones!
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> How is that fair?
[21:28] <@bucolicBunyan> Duuuude
[21:28] <@bucolicBunyan> Lifes just not fair
[21:28] <@bucolicBunyan> S pretty obvious s how it worX
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> I know!
[21:28] <uncertainBypasser> And it sucks!
[21:29] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude just stop
[21:29] <uncertainBypasser> Got it.
[21:29] <@bucolicBunyan> The thing is
[21:29] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur p much the only person Id wanna talk bout this shit with.
[21:30] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur nice u listen u care bout helping when u can
[21:30] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur the best
[21:30] <@bucolicBunyan> I dont wanna have u gettin upset with my shit
[21:30] <uncertainBypasser> Thanks? :')
[21:30] <uncertainBypasser> alright.
[21:30] <uncertainBypasser> Here is the plan
[21:30] <uncertainBypasser> we fight these monsters
[21:30] <uncertainBypasser> get really strong
[21:31] <uncertainBypasser> and help ember remember stuff
[21:31] <uncertainBypasser> then fix whatever on earth is wrong with everything right now
[21:31] <uncertainBypasser> and just be awesome in general
[21:31] <uncertainBypasser> and then use our awesomeness to NOT have sucky lives.
[21:31] <@bucolicBunyan> Im so down for any plan that ends in bein awesome
[21:32] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude this is why ur great Im startin to feel better already :)
[21:32] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[21:32] <uncertainBypasser> We can do it!
[21:32] <@bucolicBunyan> Why arent we together yet???
[21:32] <@bucolicBunyan> I wanna give you this thingy
[21:32] <@bucolicBunyan> I feel like its not enough for all the stuff u do but its better than nothin
[21:32] <uncertainBypasser> I haven't done enough
[21:32] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe I could give u a hug too!!!
[21:33] <uncertainBypasser> Ooh! Hugs!
[21:33] <@bucolicBunyan> Do u like hugs???
[21:33] <uncertainBypasser> Yup, I'm getting better at um too
[21:33] <uncertainBypasser> Here, turn on your webcam real quick
[21:33] <@bucolicBunyan> Getting better at hugs???
[21:33] <@bucolicBunyan> How do u do that???
[21:33] <uncertainBypasser> Yup
[21:33] <uncertainBypasser> Telekinesis.
[21:33] <@bucolicBunyan> Lemme see if I can figure out this piece a shit pho
[21:33] <@bucolicBunyan> WHAT THE FUCK
[21:34] <@bucolicBunyan> TELEKINESIS????
[21:34] <uncertainBypasser> Ya, remember when I showed you earlier?
[21:34] <@bucolicBunyan> DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[21:34] <uncertainBypasser> Turns out, I can give hugs with it :D
[21:34] <@bucolicBunyan> THATS SOOOOOOO BALLER!!!!! :OOOOO
[21:34] <uncertainBypasser> I would turn on my camera, but it only shows my eye, see?
[21:34]  * uncertainBypasser turns on webcam
[21:35] <uncertainBypasser> Downside to laptacles :P
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> Laptacles????
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> OH
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> THOSE
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> Duuuuuuude those are awesome!!!!
[21:35]  * bucolicBunyan turns on webcam
[21:35] <uncertainBypasser> Ah, there you are!
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> There think I got it?
[21:35] <@bucolicBunyan> Sweeeeeet
[21:35]  * uncertainBypasser activates Telekinetic hug
[21:36]  * bucolicBunyan drops phone
[21:36]  * uncertainBypasser activates Telekinetic hug again, for a 2x SIMULTANEOUS TELEKINETIC HUG COMBO!
[21:36] <uncertainBypasser> :D :D
[21:36] <uncertainBypasser> Hugs!
[21:36]  * bucolicBunyan picks up phone
[21:36] <@bucolicBunyan> HOLY FUCK YOU SURPRISED ME
[21:36] <@bucolicBunyan> THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT SO AWESOME
[21:37] <@bucolicBunyan> Now I just feel bad that I cant give u one too!!!!
[21:37] <uncertainBypasser> It's okay, we can meet sometime once we get to the portals :D
[21:37] <@bucolicBunyan> Howve u been gettin better at this fuckin awesome stuff????
[21:37] <@bucolicBunyan> U been huggin bears???
[21:37] <@bucolicBunyan> LOL
[21:38] <uncertainBypasser> Orea wanted a hug, :P
[21:38] <uncertainBypasser> So we tested it.
[21:38] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh.
[21:38] <uncertainBypasser> I was depressed for a bit, and she told me her story
[21:39] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh???
[21:39] <uncertainBypasser> She told me how she remembered alternia.
[21:40] <uncertainBypasser> How her boyfriend was drafted to be used as a living battery until he died.
[21:40] <uncertainBypasser> it was really sad.
[21:40] <uncertainBypasser> Made me realize that my stuff is small
[21:40] <uncertainBypasser> and I can get stronger to beat it!
[21:40] <@bucolicBunyan> Here maybe I can try n help?
[21:41] <@bucolicBunyan> What was gettin u down?
[21:41] <uncertainBypasser> Dad might be dying, the world ended.
[21:41] <uncertainBypasser> I think Fred, Ember and I are the only humans other than my dad still alive.
[21:41] <uncertainBypasser> Which means we are the last humans
[21:41] <uncertainBypasser> Ever.
[21:42] <uncertainBypasser> Things can't be fixed there.
[21:42] <uncertainBypasser> However, you trolls still got a chance to actually do things eventually.
[21:42] <@bucolicBunyan> Lemme tell u somethin my mom used to tell me when I was feelin down.
[21:43] <@bucolicBunyan> Ive felt down a lot n I guess this game is kinda nice to take my mind off things.
[21:43] <@bucolicBunyan> This is what she would tell me
[21:43] <@bucolicBunyan> Ive memorized it cuz I think its really good
[21:44] <uncertainBypasser> What is it?
[21:45] <@bucolicBunyan> "Every life is a pile of good things and a pile of bad things. The good things dont always soften the bad but at the same time the bad things dont spoil the good and make them unimportant."
[21:45] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah some things might suuuuper suck right now
[21:45] <@bucolicBunyan> But u cant change what happened n it doesnt make any of the cool fun shit youve been doing any less great!!!
[21:46] <uncertainBypasser> True.
[21:46] <@bucolicBunyan> U just gotta keep movin forward.
[21:46] <uncertainBypasser> But as one of the last humans alive, I feel that is kind of my job :P
[21:47] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude well figure somethin out!!!
[21:47] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe Im not aXually a girl human but we dont know whats gonna happen.
[21:47] <@bucolicBunyan> Who knows maybe this games got somethin up its sleeve!!!
[21:47] <@bucolicBunyan> Those creepy people said they had a plan for us for repopulatin stuff I think?
[21:48] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe shit doesnt make sense now but this dont make sense p much all the time!!!
[21:48] <@bucolicBunyan> This games got fucking magic item poofing outta nothin
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe they did? I got a message from one of them though that implied I was filler for one that something happened to. Maybe another troll that didn't make it?
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> Dont say ur the last humans ever like u know that for sure!!!
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe they were talking about you Alternians.
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> Alright, I don't know for sure.
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> But the odds don't seem good.
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> That said, leaving an important legacy is important.
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> Fuck the odds
[21:49] <uncertainBypasser> I need to help out yall as much as I can
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur like a teenager
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> U got HELLA time to figure that out
[21:49] <@bucolicBunyan> Dont get all bogged down
[21:50] <@bucolicBunyan> I do that all the time n it just doesnt get u anywhere
[21:50] <uncertainBypasser> Got it.
[21:50] <@bucolicBunyan> Feelin bad bout stuff is great when it get u to do something bout it!!!
[21:50] <@bucolicBunyan> Dont make urself feel worse than u need to cuz that just suX
[21:50] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur awesome and well figure somethin out!!!
[21:51] <uncertainBypasser> Got it.
[21:51] <@bucolicBunyan> I promise everythin Ill do what I can to figure it out :)
[21:51] <@bucolicBunyan> We can do it together
[21:51] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[21:51] <uncertainBypasser> Oh
[21:51] <uncertainBypasser> by the way..
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> remember when I told you about that weird dream, back when we were on earth?
[21:52] <@bucolicBunyan> yeah?
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> It happened again.
[21:52] <@bucolicBunyan> :OOOO
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> Except I stayed asleep
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> Double dreams are rare.
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> Want to know the weird thing?
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> You, Orea, Ember and I were all in towers
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> Yall were sleeping
[21:52] <uncertainBypasser> I couldn't wake yall up!
[21:52] <@bucolicBunyan> Me????
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> Ya!
[21:53] <@bucolicBunyan> The fuX goin on???
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> Something with the game?
[21:53] <@bucolicBunyan> Why would u dream about me???
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, then the weirdest bit
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> Orea woke up
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> We talked about stuff, hugs happened, and then I woke up
[21:53] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh.
[21:53] <uncertainBypasser> And orea remembered here what happened.
[21:54] <@bucolicBunyan> So u had a super great dream bout Orea???
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> Wait.
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> SHE
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> REMEMBERED
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> WHAT HAPPENNED
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> IN THE DREAM
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> Do you get what this means?
[21:54] <@bucolicBunyan> Uhhhh?
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> If you fall asleep
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> You might wake up there!
[21:54] <@bucolicBunyan> ????
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> Its not a dream I think.
[21:54] <uncertainBypasser> Because since when did people share dreams?
[21:55] <uncertainBypasser> So it has to be something else.
[21:55] <uncertainBypasser> The people there are all about beating this place called derse in some battle, and were really hyped to see me awake
[21:55] <uncertainBypasser> I think its related to this game somehow
[21:56] <@bucolicBunyan> Dang ur doin so much cool stuff!!!!
[21:56] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk bout dreams n stuff
[21:56] <@bucolicBunyan> I usually just have nightmares if I dream at all
[21:56] <uncertainBypasser> That sucks. :(
[21:56] <@bucolicBunyan> I took some sleepy stuff I made earlier n I didnt dream of anythin like that
[21:56] <@bucolicBunyan> Jus sleep
[21:56] <uncertainBypasser> Hm
[21:56] <uncertainBypasser> Odd.
[21:57] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe I was wrong then?
[21:57] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe Im jus not important enough or somethin?
[21:57] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX goin on
[21:57] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur guess is better than mine
[21:57] <uncertainBypasser> Here is what is going on.
[21:57] <uncertainBypasser> Prepared to have your MIND BLOWN
[21:57] <uncertainBypasser> Ready?
[21:57] <@bucolicBunyan> Oooooh snap
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> ABSOLUTE CRAP
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> EVERYWHERE
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> LIKE WHAT EVEN
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> Rules? Screw those
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> we don't need those stupid "normal" rules
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> lets throw them all out the window?
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> And make new ones!
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> ^ the game
[21:58] <@bucolicBunyan> Fuck the way everyone else does shit
[21:58] <@bucolicBunyan> Doin things the normal way is booooring
[21:58] <@bucolicBunyan> Ur saying thats what the game did???
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> I just had what might be a really stupid idea.
[21:58] <uncertainBypasser> Ya.
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> Does the circus have a trampoline?
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> A big one?
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> Or a cannon for shooting someone out of?
[21:59] <@bucolicBunyan> Probs?
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> If you can get a bedsheet or something for a parachute.
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> You could shoot yourself at one of your portals
[21:59] <@bucolicBunyan> There were some acrobats doin some shit with trampolines I remember seein
[21:59] <uncertainBypasser> Its completely crazy
[22:00] <uncertainBypasser> but if the first portal goes to your own planet, maybe one of the others leads to another planet?
[22:00] <uncertainBypasser> If we are lucky, you might end up on Ember or My planet
[22:00] <uncertainBypasser> But maybe you shouldn't.
[22:00] <uncertainBypasser> You might hurt yourself badly...
[22:00] <uncertainBypasser> idk.
[22:00] <@bucolicBunyan> U think I can jump that high????
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> I want to see you!
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> Jump?
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> Not jump
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> Shoot
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> plus trampoline
[22:01] <@bucolicBunyan> PLUS TRAMPOLINE????
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> For safety with parachute.
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> Okay, actually this sounds completely insane.
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> Nevermind.
[22:01] <uncertainBypasser> I just want to meet you :P
[22:02] <@bucolicBunyan> <333333 :)))))
[22:02] <@bucolicBunyan> Okay well how bout this
[22:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Ill try n find some grist somewhere
[22:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Then u can build some shit on my house
[22:03] <@bucolicBunyan> Ill go to the circus n see if I can find some cannon or trampoline or some shit
[22:04] <@bucolicBunyan> Well try both!!!
[22:04] <uncertainBypasser> Got it!
[22:04] <uncertainBypasser> Find a good parachute though! Don't want you to get hurt if you miss!
[22:04] <@bucolicBunyan> The lizard peeps probs have somethin if theyve got a cannon at all
[22:05] <uncertainBypasser> :)
[22:05] <uncertainBypasser> I really hope this works!
[22:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Meee toooooo!!!! :DDDD
[22:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh
[22:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Thing
[22:06] <@bucolicBunyan> Can u talk to ur bears???
[22:07] <uncertainBypasser> Ya.
[22:07] <uncertainBypasser> They talk in English for some reason :P
[22:07] <@bucolicBunyan> Balls
[22:07] <@bucolicBunyan> Well my lizard peeps dont speak a single bit of English
[22:08] <uncertainBypasser> Oh.
[22:08] <@bucolicBunyan> How do u think I should try n get a trampoline or a cannon then???
[22:08] <uncertainBypasser> Hm
[22:08] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe draw it on a whiteboard or something?
[22:08] <uncertainBypasser> Or even just a peice of paper
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOO
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> HOLY FUCK I AxUALLY HAD AN IDEA
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> I NEVER THINK OF THINGS
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> What if
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> I went on my roof
[22:09] <@bucolicBunyan> N I threw somethin up there
[22:10] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe u could see if something comes out ur end????
[22:10] <uncertainBypasser> If you can throw that far, go for it!
[22:10] <uncertainBypasser> Though, I'm not at my house right now
[22:11] <@bucolicBunyan> Maybe I can try n find a cannon n shoot some shit thats not me
[22:11] <uncertainBypasser> That might be a good idea.
[22:11] <uncertainBypasser> It might end up on a different planet though.
[22:11] <uncertainBypasser> But even if it ends up here, I can't see my house from where I am.
[22:11] <uncertainBypasser> Before you shoot, let me know and Ill try to get back to my house
[22:13] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh where are u then???
[22:14] <uncertainBypasser> I went through the first portal and cleared this bulding of Monsters, saving a few bears (but losing one D:). I'm now on top of the building, and going to try to find the monster that tried feeding a bear to a giant lizard. Jerk.
[22:14] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, the first portal took me to the base of the cliff my house is on.
[22:14] <@bucolicBunyan> Oh u went through the first portal already????
[22:15] <uncertainBypasser> Ya, Ember got me there after I killed this Giant Mech Ogre that nearly... killed my dad.
[22:15] <@bucolicBunyan> Well if I gotta go to the second portal thats hella high
[22:15] <uncertainBypasser> Like a hundred-150 feet, ya. :/
[22:15] <uncertainBypasser> Like I said.
[22:15] <uncertainBypasser> Its crazy :P
[22:16] <@bucolicBunyan> How bout this
[22:16] <@bucolicBunyan> Im likin plan findmoregrist
[22:16] <uncertainBypasser> Ya, it probably is a lot safer.
[22:17] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe go explore your planet!
[22:17] <uncertainBypasser> Just be really careful.
[22:17] <@bucolicBunyan> Can u check on ur computer sometimes to see if theres any monsters near my house!!!
[22:17] <uncertainBypasser> Some of the monsters have tentacles, guns, drug powers, and/or time powers
[22:17] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk what they look like but maybe u can let me know if u find any!!!
[22:17] <uncertainBypasser> Got it!
[22:17] <@bucolicBunyan> Theres some green dudes in my house right now with some play-doh
[22:18] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuck they are but theyre p chill I think
[22:18] <uncertainBypasser> Green dudes? play-doh? What?
[22:18] <@bucolicBunyan> U can see them on ur screen theyre just in the living room
[22:18]  * uncertainBypasser opens up sburb on laptacles
[22:18]  * uncertainBypasser goes to living room
[22:18] <@bucolicBunyan> There were some lil green high dudes that showed up at my house
[22:18] <@bucolicBunyan> They were so fuckin high it was crazy!!!
[22:19] <uncertainBypasser> ((What do I see, probably?))
[22:19] <@bucolicBunyan> I gave them some water n some play-doh to keep them busy so they dont break my shit
[22:19] <@bucolicBunyan> ((idk I *think* they're imps but I'm not really sure. AT didn't describe them in a whole lot of detail))
[22:19] <@bucolicBunyan> ((given that they're high they're probably imps))
[22:20] <@bucolicBunyan> ((I'm not sure why they're green and non-hostile though))
[22:20] <uncertainBypasser> I'm not entirely sure, but I think those might be monsters.
[22:20] <uncertainBypasser> They look like the drugs ones maybe?
[22:20] <uncertainBypasser> Except... they are using their powers on themselves?
[22:20] <uncertainBypasser> That's really dumb
[22:20] <uncertainBypasser> Those guys are so annoying to fight. They spew drugs in your face to make you high D:
[22:21] <uncertainBypasser> If they aren't doing anything, I don't know if you should kill them though...
[22:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Idk
[22:21] <uncertainBypasser> Apparently, they can talk according to Orea, and I once saw some playing cards.
[22:21] <uncertainBypasser> They attacked me when I tried to join though :(
[22:21] <@bucolicBunyan> Imma just let them do whatever with the play-doh
[22:21] <uncertainBypasser> Sounds good.
[22:22] <uncertainBypasser> Well, good luck
[22:22] <@bucolicBunyan> They didnt attack me before but maybe they were just reeeeally fuckin high
[22:22] <uncertainBypasser> Hopefully we can meet up!
[22:22] <uncertainBypasser> That's possible.
[22:22] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude
[22:22] <@bucolicBunyan> Screw hopefully
[22:22] <@bucolicBunyan> We are GOING to meet up
[22:22] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[22:22] <@bucolicBunyan> And its gonna be AWESOME!!!!! :DDD
[22:22] <uncertainBypasser> One of the things you should try putting through the portal is a rope.
[22:23] <uncertainBypasser> If it works, you could climb it maybe?
[22:23] <uncertainBypasser> Unless it teleports the whole rope
[22:23] <uncertainBypasser> idk
[22:23] <uncertainBypasser> Teleporters are weird.
[22:23] <uncertainBypasser> but ya, lets do this!
[22:23] <@bucolicBunyan> :)))
[22:24] <uncertainBypasser> Well, I'm going to see if I can get some more grist and echladder rungs.
[22:24] <uncertainBypasser> See you soon!
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> Yeah u keep bein awesome n well be together soon!!! :DDDD
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> Ill letchu know what I get doin here
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> N u let me know what you see in my house
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> ((you should actually ping AT about what it is you see))
[22:25] <uncertainBypasser> Got it!
[22:25] <uncertainBypasser> ((Makes sense.))
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> Dude
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> How about we do a fistbump thing
[22:25] <@bucolicBunyan> But like
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> Usin ur telepathic magic stuff???
[22:26] <uncertainBypasser> Sure!
[22:26]  * uncertainBypasser telekinetic fistbumps carmen
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> BOOM
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> That was great
[22:26] <uncertainBypasser> Sweet! It worked.
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> Totes worth it
[22:26] <uncertainBypasser> :D
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> We are the best combo
[22:26] <@bucolicBunyan> Ill talk to u soon MaddoX!!!! :DDDD
[22:27] <uncertainBypasser> see ya!
[22:27] <@bucolicBunyan> *hug*
[22:27]  * uncertainBypasser hugs telekineticly
[22:27] <uncertainBypasser> -- uncertainBypasser has ceased pestering bucolicBunyan