Girls like Cigarettes - a Hazbin/Hellboy story

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #444 Sexual Pizza Music Edition
A Crowns Weight: https://pastebin.com/vbdP6x09
Monkey Fever part 1: https://pastebin.com/JaA5wymA
Monkey Fever part 2: https://pastebin.com/5JveFhTT
Monkey Fever part 3: https://pastebin.com/i7p8WJYC
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> "You know, you're not exactly helping yourself by doing what you're doing."
> "Maybe yeah... got an extra smoke on you? I could really use one."
> "Sure, cheap brand though hope that don't bother you."
> "Thanks, and it won't. Dammit this really hits the spot. Dunno why I never tried it when I was alive."
> "Might not have cared as much I suppose."
>"I suppose, yeah."
>"So..."
> "So... *phew*, what're you gonna do to me?"
> "Depends on how you answer I guess."
> "I'm not gonna regret what I did. Shitbag had it coming."
> "I ain't disagreeing with you."
> "So what do you want then?"
> "Fact of the matter is, given the situation, my bosses ain't sure how to handle it. Sure, you're straight from Hell, but the guy you gutted was offering up the livers of children to some dark god. In short, you in a weird place of being a monster and a hero."
> "A hero? Don't make me laugh."
> "Just repeatin what I heard."
> "And what do you think huh?"
> "I don't think your some hero."
> "Really?"
> "Don't also think you're some monster either."
> "So then what am I to you?"
> "I think your just a person whose had some shit luck. And even with all that crap luck, you still have it in you to care about kids enough to deal with something you didn't have to. Doing something like that don't take being a hero or nothing. It just takes caring enough at all."
> "... You got another one on you? I'm almost done with this one."
> "Many as you need Mrs."
> "Its just Ms. Not married anymore you know."
> "Someone must be cryin then."
> "Heh, I hope so."