00:48:24,310 --> 00:48:26,771
It's your turn to change it.

439
00:48:26,855 --> 00:48:29,482
Yeah, I'm not changing it.
It's your turn.

440
00:48:29,566 --> 00:48:31,974
Besides, you never like
what I put on anyway.

441
00:48:32,068 --> 00:48:34,988
I'll give you five dollars if you
change it. I'm too old to get up.

442
00:48:35,071 --> 00:48:37,063
You're only old when it's
convenient for you to be old.

443
00:48:37,157 --> 00:48:39,909
What are you reading anyway?

444
00:48:39,993 --> 00:48:42,401
Oh God. Not that depressing crap again.

445
00:48:42,495 --> 00:48:44,122
It's for my class.

446
00:48:45,665 --> 00:48:47,792
What highbrow work of fiction
might you be reading?

447
00:48:50,545 --> 00:48:52,672
Don't be so smug.

448
00:48:56,301 --> 00:48:57,927
Man, what a life he has.

449
00:48:59,054 --> 00:49:01,097
- Don't you just envy him?
- Why?

450
00:49:01,181 --> 00:49:03,224
Because he can sniff
anyone's arse he wants?

451
00:49:04,684 --> 00:49:06,509
Nice.

452
00:49:06,603 --> 00:49:10,555
No, because he just does what he wants.
Like yesterday...

453
00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:13,651
...I was standing in the front yard
and Susan came over to talk.

454
00:49:13,735 --> 00:49:16,196
And that little brat of hers
Christopher came...

455
00:49:16,232 --> 00:49:18,396
...running over waving that
damned gun of his around.

456
00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:22,618
And our little dog walked
right up, hiked his leg...

457
00:49:22,701 --> 00:49:25,245
...and peed all over Christopher's
new tennis shoes.

458
00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:27,956
All over Christopher actually.

459
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,532
And of course, I had
to act like I was upset

460
00:49:30,626 --> 00:49:33,660
It was so perfectly executed
you should have seen it.

461
00:49:33,754 --> 00:49:36,538
After all the times those kids
have tortured that poor dog.

462
00:49:37,883 --> 00:49:40,094
I mean, you should take a
lesson from him. They don't...

463
00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:42,846
They don't stay up all night worrying.

464
00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:46,631
They figured out how to get the two
of us to do exactly what they want.

465
00:49:46,725 --> 00:49:51,477
They are basically very sophisticated
little parasites when you think about it.

466
00:49:51,513 --> 00:49:55,317
Well, the dumbest creatures are the
happiest. Just look at your mother.

467
00:49:58,404 --> 00:50:00,447
He's really just living the moment.

468
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,243
It's like now.

469
00:50:04,326 --> 00:50:06,954
What could be better than
being tucked up here with you?

470
00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:14,335
If I died right now it would be OK.

471
00:50:16,421 --> 00:50:21,551
Well, it wouldn't be OK with me so why don't
you shut up and go change the record.

472
00:50:23,428 --> 00:50:25,638
Good answer.

473
00:50:26,497 --> 00:50:27,897
You know what? I was thinking
about taking them up...

474
00:50:27,933 --> 00:50:30,894
...to Denver with me next week
if it's okay with you.

475
00:50:31,102 --> 00:50:32,510
It's my mom.
She loves them.

476
00:50:32,603 --> 00:50:36,023
Probably that recognition
of a similar mind.

477
00:50:39,527 --> 00:50:41,487
You stay there, old man.