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- >You are Anon, a junior at Canterlot
- High.
- >It's Saturday night.
- >No date, no party to attend, just you and your vidya.
- >You are currently attempting to beat your previous speed run of Metal Gear Solid 3, five hours, thirty-six minutes.
- >You have your PS3 hooked up to the old man's hometheater system in the basement.
- >70 inch plasma
- >Full leather couch.
- >7.2 Dolby surround system.
- >Popcorn machine.
- >The works.
- >And if that wasn't enough there's a mini bar down here as well.
- >Not that you were much of a drinker, but the ocasional shot never hurt.
- >Your parents are out of town on their wedding anniversary, meaning a full week of peace and quiet.
- >You think they wen't to Kenya this year.
- >Dad always had a thing for Big game hunting.
- >Many of his trophies hung on the wall around you.
- >The wall mounts ranged from buffalo, zebras, rhinos, lions, and one mount your dad claims holds the scale of a purple and green dragon he encountered in Brazil.
- >Your pretty sure it just belonged to a large snake of some kind but you never tell your dad this.
- >Wouldn't wanna upset the old man over a tall tale.
- >You've seen BigFish, not goin through that shit.
- >Your phone goes off next to you on the couch.
- >You pause your game.
- >Damn, and you were just about to kill The End.
- >Teachin this old timer how to snipe wasn't too hard, but he could catch you by surprise if you weren't careful.
- >You open your phone to see a text from an old friend, Trixie.
- >"Hey you home?"
- >Haven't heard from her in a while.
- >You type a response and hit send.
- "Yea, whats up?"
- >You un-pause and toss your phone back to your side.
- "Where are you, you wrinkly bastard?"
- >He was just behind that log a second ago.
- >Your health and stamina is low, but so is his.
- >You both need one last shot on one another.
- >The phone vibrates again.
- >"Mind if I stop by? Bored as hell."
- >You start typing another response.
- >"BAM! SNAKE!?SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAKE!?!?"
- >Son of a bitch.....
- >You finish your text and hit send.
- "Yea, sure."
- >"Be there in like 15 mins."
- >You hit the home button on your controller and load up netflix.
- >Trixie always had a thing for movies, "the magic of cinema", you remember her saying once.
- >You get up off your couch and start to prepare everything to accomadate your guest.
- >You instinctively turn on pandora on the sound system.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wY6i5vRlUU
- 'Nice'.
- >Pandora while you got ready was a habbit you picked up from helping plan a many a party with Pinkie Pie.
- 'Good times.'
- >You chuckle to yourself remembering all the crazy antics that Pink girl got you involved with.
- 'Note to self, see if Pinkie Is doing anything this weekend.'
- >With Netflix logged in, you head over to the popcorn machine and open it's glass door.
- >You pour some uncooked kernals inside and mix in the butter and salt.
- >Extra butter, low salt, Trixie's favorite.
- >Which reminds you of a little something.
- >You open a cabinet next to the popcorn machine filled with various popcorn seasoning salts.
- 'Let's see here, butter, ranch, cheddar cheese, white cheddar, ah, here we are!'
- >Your hand reaches for the desired salt.
- 'Peanut butter flavor, perfect.'
- >You never really cared for the stuff, but Trixie seemed addicted to it.
- >You close the machine and start it up, the sound of popping kernals soon reaches your ears.
- >Next you turn your attention to the mini bar.
- >You walk over and pull out a couple glasses, a bottle of Jack, and two cans of coke.
- >Classy.
- >You drop a few icecubes in the glasses and pour in the liquids.
- 'About a one fourth jack mix.'
- >You take a sip and immeadeately step back.
- 'Okay maybe thats one half.'
- >Trixie always liked a strong drink, so you suppose it's alright.
- >The popcorn machine's buzzer rings.
- >You walk back over to the machine and open its door.
- >You grab the popcorn scoop, fill two bowls up, and sprinkle the peanut butter seasoning on one of them.
- 'Perfect'
- >You take a moment to step back and appreciate your efforts to acommadate your friend.
- >The sound of the doorbell upstairs signals her arrival.
- 'Just in time.'
- >You pull out your phone.
- "Come on in. I'm in the basement."
- >The door opens then closes upstairs and the sound of footsteps can be heard aproaching the basement.
- >The door to the basement opens, but no more footsteps are heard.
- >"Presenting!"
- 'Should of known this girl was gonna make an entrance.'
- >Trixie starts running down the stairs.
- >"THE GREAT AND POWERFU-AHH!"
- >Trixie tumbles down the rest of the stairs and lands at the bottom, her almost bare ass protruding from her cape and facing you.
- >She's in her full magician get up, blue sequin leotard, hat, cape, and she even has her wand in one hand.
- >You note she also has a plastic bag in her other hand, filled with what you assume were here street clothes.
- >Grumbling ,she picks herself up and turns around to face you.
- >You can't help but chuckle at the pouting expression she has on her face.
- >"What are you laughing at?"
- >You grab the drinks and hand one to her.
- "Oh, nothing."
- >She takes a sip and smiles, her shoulders drop with a sigh of content.
- >"Ah, just how I like it, thanks Anon."
- 'Knew she'd like it.'
- "No problem, but what's with the get up?"
- >Trixie seems phased by your question before looking herself over.
- >"Oh, yes, Trixie just got done doing a show for some kid's birthday party."
- 'Oh yah, thats right, she preformed magic shows in her spare time.
- "How'd it go?"
- >"Alright, Trixie supposes, although she wishes her audiences were of a more mature crowd."
- "Kids causing problems?"
- >"One of them tried to ride me like some kind of horse."
- >Trixie shudders as she takes another sip.
- >The very idea of a child trying to attrmpt such a feat with Trixie makes you want to bust out laughing, but you keep to yourself for her sake.
- >"Mind if Trixie gets changed real quick?"
- >She motions to the bag she brought.
- "Sure, bathrooms over there."
- >You point behind yourself towards an open door.
- >"Thanks Anon."
- >Trixie smiles as she walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind her.
- >You grab both the popcorn and the drinks and set them down on a coffee table in front of the couch.
- >Looks like a fun night ahead.
- >You sit down and grab your controller.
- "Anything in partiqular you wanna watch on Netflix?"
- >"Actually, Trixie brought a movie with her."
- 'Really hope it's not Desolation of Smauge.'
- >Still haven't seen unexpected journey and this girl is a fantasy-oholic.
- >Pressing the home button, you sign out of Netflix and eject your game disc.
- >You get off the couch, put the disc back in its case, and wait beside your console for Trixie to hand you her movie.
- 'Hope it's a Blu-Ray.'
- >Your PS3 seemed to demolish normal dvds for some reason.
- >The bathroom door swung open.
- >Trixie stood in the doorway, wearing a tee shirt with Detroit Motor City plastered on it and a pair of pajama bottoms decorated with stars, moons, and various other cosmic shapes.
- 'Damn, when did Trixie get so.....cute?'
- >Those soft curves.
- >Those bright eyes.
- >Those moving lips.
- 'Wait what?'
- >"I said, Whaddya think?"
- >Your mind switches out of oggle mode and back into reality.
- "You look.....cosmic?"
- 'Smooth Anon, real smooth'
- >Trixie pouts at this.
- 'God that face was adorable.'
- >"Very funny, Anonymous."
- >She giggles to herself as she sits down.
- 'How is a laugh possibly that adorable?'
- "So, uh wheres the movie?"
- >"Right next to you."
- >You look around your proximity but don't see the mentioned movie.
- "What are you talki-"
- >You're cut short as you notice a small present on the coffee table.
- "When did that get here?"
- >Trixie giggles again.
- >"Magician, remember Anonymous?"
- 'Why do you keep forgetting about that?
- >It's loosely covered in purple wrapping paper and a blue bow.
- 'Looks like it was done in a hurry, but hey, I'm not complaining.
- "What's is it?"
- >Trixie has a smug look on her face.
- >"Oh that?"
- >She folds her arms.
- >"It's just a little something I picked up for you a while back."
- 'What could this possibly be?
- >With slight hesitation you tear off the paper, a cardboard box sitting inside.
- 'Welp, here goes nothing'
- >You open the box up and look inside.
- >Your face instantly lights up,
- 'No. Fucking. Way.'
- >"From the look on your face, Trixie assumes you are pleased with your gift."
- >You stare blankly inside the box.
- "Where did you find one?"
- >"E-bay."
- >You pull the beauty out of her resting place.
- http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002BNKQDK/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_cTO2tb11T44WA
- >A tear almost escapes your eyes.
- >Sure the comic community loved to rip this movie to shreds, and you saw why, but you loved it flaws and all.
- >You place the gift down on the table and turn to Trixie.
- "Thank you, Trixie, it means a lot to me."
- 'Is she blushing?'
- >"I- it was nothing Anon."
- >You retrieve the disc inside of the statue and insert it in your Playstation, the movie starts up instantly.
- >Trixie pats the spot next to her signalling to sit next to her.
- 'Movie time.'
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