Melee All Bosses (DLC1) Dark Souls 2

Melle route!
Use THIS mod -> http://goo.gl/kaL1nN <- to play this during every Boss fight -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYCwII1h70U

- Pick explorer class, start with Healing Wares
- Run to Majula, talk to the Emerald Herald (Hit X on her and then run off, no standing around)
- Light the bonfire
- Kill Maughlin for his armor with witching urns
- Head towards dragon rider
- Grab the Crimson parma
- Put on Tseldora set as gate is opening
@ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats

- Talk to Licia to move her
- Warp to Majula
- No leveling, just talk to herald once and run off (like you do initially, just to skip a dialogue thing)
- Pop Dragonrider Soul as that one door in your way opens slowly
- Light or rest at Cardinal Tower Bonfire
- Buy club, 3 brightbugs, 3 firebombs and the blacksmith key
- Talk to Melentia for the +1 silver ring
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- Put on silver ring and your club
@ Beat up Last Giant with your club with ooze on it

- Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
@ Parry, ballista twice to kill Pursuer

- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula
- Unlock blacksmith
- Rest at bonfire
- Level up 30 STR
- Buy a mace and upgrade the mace to +3
- Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- Put on the ring of blades
@ Kill skeleton lords with your mace (no ooze) (jump attack and R1 to kill a lord dist says)

- Pop skelly lord soul while waiting for the bridge
- Send Ore Lady back to Majula
- Grab the branch of yore, rest at next bonfire
- Warp to Majula
- Level up up to 40 STR, rest into DEX
- Head towards shaded woods
- Pick up the homeward bones by Benhart
- Unpetrify pyro lady
- Take crossroads bonfire
- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- Do shrine of winter skip with item air walking ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGkM9fnjHg )
- Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab (with a jump attack)
- Rest at first bonfire in Castle
@ Murder Dragon Riders with your mace oozed up

- Do the stuff, go up the long ass elevator, bone back
- Warp to crossroads bonfire and head to misty woods
- Head over to Vengarl and buy 21 lightning resins from him
- Grab the Cloranthy ring +1 (and put it on)
- Go talk to Gandalf in the shaded ruins then grab the bonfire
- Warp back to Drangleic Castle
@ Murder Mirror Knight with your mace oozed up (use a bug if you want)

- Grab the red iron twinblade via the neat air walk if you are cool
@ Murder Demon of Song with your mace (just assume you always resin from now on)

- Pop souls on elevator
- Take the second bonfire in the crypt
- Warp back to Majula
- Buy 6 titanite shards and 6 large titanite shards from ore lady
- Upgrade the Red Iron Twinblade to +8
- Level up 20 DEX, 40 STR, any leftover into END
@ Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt) with the twinblade (yes resin of course)

- Warp to Harvest Valley
@ Kill Covetous Demon (the daaaaaaaamage) with resin

@ Kill Mytha Snake lady (off with her head) with resin

- We love Majula! go back there again!
- Buy ascetic and chunks from ore lady
- +10 your Twinblade
- Grab the bow in the chest and 2 iron arrows from the blacksmith
- Level up (if not at 40 STR yet, do that), ALL INTO END but leave 43k souls
- Buy 11 ooze from gilligan
- Buy cat ring and 10 bones and 10 skulls
@ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with resin

- Light first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Kill the giants that drop the forgotten Key bone back
@ Kill The Rotten Rotten Rotten (RESIN) with resin resin resin

- Grab the first DLC bonfire
- Warp to Iron Keep
- Probably want that bonfire for safety + air walking to old iron king
@ Murder Smelter Demon with ooze

- Bone back, do air walk to iron king from http://i3.minus.com/iRyyG2osU6lp1.jpg here (or go through the keep if you are bad at airwalking)
@ Kill Old Iron King with resin/ooze?

- Warp to Heide
@ Murder Old Dragonslayer with ooze/resin?

- Pop some souls
- You can light the wharf bonfire if you suck
- Shoot the bell and do the fancy skip
@ Kill Flexile Sentry with resin

- Warp to Majula
- Level up VGR to 23, the rest probably into END (bit of ADP if you want)
- Take off the Tseldora Set and the covetous silver ring (I mean it :U, do it, take both off)
@ Murder Guardian Dragon with resin

- Bug UP!
@ Murder Ancient Dragon then Murder him some more ooze

- Warp to Lost Bastille
- Airwalk off the big mummy dude
@ Kill Gargoyles (with ooze/resin?)

- Bone back
@ Go kill Ruin Sentinels (with ooze/resin?)

- Pop some souls on elevator
@ Kill Lost Sinner (with ooze/resin?)

- Buy 3 brightbugs, 10 lifegems and 10 radiant life gems from Melentia in Cardinal Tower (and the effigies if you want)
@ Murder Giant Lord (with ooze/resin?)

- Do not forget that soul of a giant
- Warp back to DLC
- Air walk off first guy to the boss
@ Gank The Havel Gank Squad cheese strats with ooze

- Just run out of the area and you will be where you need to do the next airwalk pretty much
- Do cool airwalking
- Use a brightbug
@ Murder Ela (OOZE) in cold blood...I mean Elana

- Remove your buckler/other shield, all that stamina regen, yeah, stamina regen, man, stamina
- Stand under him, like directly under him between his legs, I think it is safe there
@ Kill Sinh (OOZE) and save Spira from the cycle of the rebirth of Yu Yevon with

- DLC1 done? Good! <(^__^)>
- Warp to Black Gulch
- Ascetic the bonfire
- Talk to Gandalf
- Kill the giants again for 1 more soul of a giant
- Warp to shaded ruins
@ Kill Scorpion Lady (RESIN) hit her in the sand!

@ Kill Royal Rat Authority with ooze/resin?

@ Kill the Prowling Magus with resin

@ Kill Freja with resin

- Use a brightbug
@ Kill Vendrick (with 4 souls) with ooze

@ Kill Executioners Chariot because why not (with ooze/resin?)

- Warp to Drangleic castle
- Talk to gandalf
- Do the new Abyss dungeon skip http://www.twitch.tv/uselessmouth/c/4957158
- Probably use a brightbug (once inside the fight)
@ Make Darklurker Deadlurker (best joke) with resin

- Bone back right away
- Use a brightbug then summon that benhart fellow (key being use the bug before summoning)
@ Murder Throne Watchers (Watchmen was a great Graphic Novel) (with ooze/resin?)

- Banish benart
@ Murder Nashandra with ooze