Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- 0
- 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000
- INDOXXI
- Support dengan like & share :)
- 1
- 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:38,772
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 2
- 00:01:20,657 --> 00:01:21,457
- Three euro.
- 3
- 00:01:26,563 --> 00:01:27,598
- Two. I'll give it for two.
- 4
- 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:30,333
- One-fifty?
- 5
- 00:02:30,427 --> 00:02:34,429
- ♪ Happy birthday to you
- 6
- 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:38,099
- ♪ Happy birthday to you
- 7
- 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:43,071
- ♪ Happy birthday
- Audrey Stockman
- 8
- 00:02:43,073 --> 00:02:45,209
- ♪ This little lady over here
- 9
- 00:02:46,176 --> 00:02:50,045
- ♪ This funny, gorgeous
- 10
- 00:02:50,047 --> 00:02:53,381
- ♪ Funny, wonderful lady
- over here
- 11
- 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:55,018
- ♪ It's Audrey
- 12
- 00:02:56,487 --> 00:03:01,556
- ♪ It's your birthday
- and you're 30 today
- 13
- 00:03:01,558 --> 00:03:04,727
- ♪ I love you
- Happy birthday ♪
- 14
- 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:09,699
- Morgan, you're such
- a fucking freak. I love you.
- 15
- 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:12,534
- - I love you.
- - Where'd you steal that microphone from?
- 16
- 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:14,704
- Audrey, you know me. You know
- that I own microphones.
- 17
- 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,177
- Fuck me! Tess is here.
- 18
- 00:03:22,145 --> 00:03:25,215
- - Oh, my God!
- - The audacity.
- 19
- 00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:28,651
- - Morgan...
- - The sheer hubris
- 20
- 00:03:28,653 --> 00:03:30,419
- to show up here
- at your birthday.
- 21
- 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:32,421
- - Morgan...
- - There was a minimum
- 22
- 00:03:32,423 --> 00:03:34,222
- number of people
- in order to reserve the bar.
- 23
- 00:03:34,224 --> 00:03:35,858
- - Morgan...
- - I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!
- 24
- 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,292
- I didn't think she would come.
- 25
- 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:38,828
- Oh, she's ordering
- a custom cocktail.
- 26
- 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:40,228
- I'm gonna kill myself.
- 27
- 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:42,431
- What do I say? Huh? Like,
- 28
- 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,266
- "My boyfriend dumped me
- in a text message."
- 29
- 00:03:44,268 --> 00:03:46,234
- - How do I explain that?
- - I know.
- 30
- 00:03:46,236 --> 00:03:48,237
- There's a simple solution.
- It's called lying.
- 31
- 00:03:48,239 --> 00:03:50,706
- No. I'm a really bad liar.
- 32
- 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,875
- I know, 'cause you ramble.
- You give too many details.
- 33
- 00:03:52,877 --> 00:03:54,410
- And then people know
- that you're lying.
- 34
- 00:03:54,412 --> 00:03:55,845
- You have to be concise
- about it.
- 35
- 00:03:55,847 --> 00:03:58,281
- Here, ask me
- what I've been up to lately.
- 36
- 00:03:58,283 --> 00:04:01,284
- - Um, what have you been up to?
- - I bought a boat. And we're out.
- 37
- 00:04:01,286 --> 00:04:03,119
- Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
- I'm with you.
- 38
- 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:04,453
- - Let's do this.
- - Okay.
- 39
- 00:04:04,455 --> 00:04:06,122
- Hey, ladies!
- 40
- 00:04:06,124 --> 00:04:08,257
- - I can't do this.
- - Oh, you're fucking dead to me!
- 41
- 00:04:08,259 --> 00:04:09,458
- Happy birthday!
- 42
- 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:10,562
- Hey, girl!
- 43
- 00:04:11,529 --> 00:04:13,462
- Where's your
- adorable boyfriend?
- 44
- 00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:17,333
- You know, you guys make
- such a surprising couple.
- 45
- 00:04:17,335 --> 00:04:19,735
- Like, if I didn't meet him
- as your boyfriend,
- 46
- 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:22,538
- I would assume he'd be dating
- someone more...
- 47
- 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:25,343
- Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
- Like a model.
- 48
- 00:04:26,411 --> 00:04:27,877
- But then
- I see you two together,
- 49
- 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:29,514
- and it's like,
- "Aw, this works too."
- 50
- 00:04:30,648 --> 00:04:32,116
- Where is he?
- So I can hug him.
- 51
- 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:48,533
- Okay.
- 52
- 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:52,103
- Okay.
- 53
- 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:54,505
- Oh, God. Oh, come on.
- 54
- 00:05:25,871 --> 00:05:28,572
- This is crazy because
- you're from the Ukraine...
- 55
- 00:05:28,574 --> 00:05:30,306
- ...and I just auditioned
- 56
- 00:05:30,308 --> 00:05:33,377
- to be a Ukrainian farm girl
- in a GEICO ad.
- 57
- 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:34,478
- - And?
- - They told me
- 58
- 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,315
- I was too authentic.
- Anyway...
- 59
- 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:39,215
- Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?
- 60
- 00:05:39,217 --> 00:05:40,517
- Well, it depends.
- 61
- 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:41,852
- You say how you like,
- you know?
- 62
- 00:05:41,854 --> 00:05:44,688
- Always let beautiful,
- sexy woman decide.
- 63
- 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,223
- Okay.
- 64
- 00:05:46,225 --> 00:05:47,357
- That's what this is?
- 65
- 00:05:47,359 --> 00:05:49,226
- - You know...
- - All right.
- 66
- 00:05:49,228 --> 00:05:50,396
- You have face like doll.
- 67
- 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:51,695
- Mmm. Okay.
- 68
- 00:05:51,697 --> 00:05:54,264
- Such a small, narrow waist.
- It's tiny.
- 69
- 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:55,699
- You know,
- I was gonna drive home,
- 70
- 00:05:55,701 --> 00:05:58,337
- but now I think I might
- just drive into a wall.
- 71
- 00:05:59,271 --> 00:05:59,938
- Hit me.
- 72
- 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:02,508
- Wait, I can use this.
- 73
- 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,441
- Come here.
- 74
- 00:06:04,443 --> 00:06:05,776
- - Audrey.
- - Yeah?
- 75
- 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,744
- This is Viktor. He's a
- visitor from Eastern Europe.
- 76
- 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:09,513
- He has something that
- he wants to say to you.
- 77
- 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:10,881
- - I do?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 78
- 00:06:10,883 --> 00:06:13,450
- This is my best friend.
- She's having a bad night.
- 79
- 00:06:13,452 --> 00:06:15,819
- Can you just use
- your aggressive masculinity
- 80
- 00:06:15,821 --> 00:06:17,621
- for good instead of for evil?
- 81
- 00:06:17,623 --> 00:06:19,523
- Just tell her
- what you told me before.
- 82
- 00:06:19,525 --> 00:06:20,590
- What are you doing?
- 83
- 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:23,527
- You have doll face.
- 84
- 00:06:23,529 --> 00:06:24,929
- No, make it specific to her.
- 85
- 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:26,463
- Like really
- objectify her.
- 86
- 00:06:26,465 --> 00:06:27,564
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 87
- 00:06:27,566 --> 00:06:29,633
- Okay, cool. Uh...
- 88
- 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,836
- You have big baby eyes.
- 89
- 00:06:31,838 --> 00:06:34,738
- - Mmm.
- - And, phew, soft...
- 90
- 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:37,674
- - Supple udders. Yeah.
- - Oh.
- 91
- 00:06:37,676 --> 00:06:39,443
- - Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- - Wow!
- 92
- 00:06:39,445 --> 00:06:40,912
- Thank you so much, Viktor.
- 93
- 00:06:40,914 --> 00:06:42,312
- - You've done good work.
- - Okay.
- 94
- 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,848
- - Thank you so much.
- - Okay, bye-bye.
- 95
- 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:45,482
- I fucking hate you.
- 96
- 00:06:45,484 --> 00:06:47,451
- Oh, come on! You're smiling.
- 97
- 00:06:47,453 --> 00:06:48,585
- Hey, Audrey.
- Where's Drew?
- 98
- 00:06:48,587 --> 00:06:49,854
- He drowned.
- 99
- 00:06:49,856 --> 00:06:51,889
- Ugh. Do you see?
- This has been all night long.
- 100
- 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:53,390
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- 101
- 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:54,558
- - You have to move on.
- - Yes, I know.
- 102
- 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,326
- It's just really hard
- to do that
- 103
- 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,696
- when he left a box of his shit
- in our apartment,
- 104
- 00:06:58,698 --> 00:07:00,297
- and he won't even text me back
- about picking it up.
- 105
- 00:07:00,299 --> 00:07:01,599
- I know.
- 106
- 00:07:01,601 --> 00:07:03,400
- - Oh, can I see your phone?
- - Yeah.
- 107
- 00:07:03,402 --> 00:07:04,738
- I just have to
- Google something.
- 108
- 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,309
- Whew!
- 109
- 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:16,346
- Who are you texting?
- 110
- 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,783
- Morgan, let me see my phone.
- 111
- 00:07:18,785 --> 00:07:20,084
- - I'm texting Drew.
- - Oh, my God!
- 112
- 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:22,320
- I said, "Fuck you,
- you worthless nutsack.
- 113
- 00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:23,488
- "I'm setting your shit
- on fire."
- 114
- 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,523
- Oh, my God, no!
- 115
- 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:27,358
- Why the fuck
- would you write that?
- 116
- 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,895
- 'Cause we're gonna
- set his shit on fire.
- 117
- 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:44,611
- Fuck!
- 118
- 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:51,050
- Really, Drew?
- 119
- 00:07:52,086 --> 00:07:54,485
- Skid marks
- on your underwear?
- 120
- 00:07:54,487 --> 00:07:55,787
- What are you, eight?
- 121
- 00:07:55,789 --> 00:07:57,388
- Did he want me to wash them?
- 122
- 00:07:57,390 --> 00:07:58,790
- Is that why
- he broke up with me?
- 123
- 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,458
- 'Cause I didn't
- mother him enough?
- 124
- 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,628
- Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.
- 125
- 00:08:02,562 --> 00:08:03,663
- Okay. Oh, what's this?
- 126
- 00:08:04,131 --> 00:08:05,797
- Oh.
- 127
- 00:08:05,799 --> 00:08:08,066
- This is actually
- a handwritten list
- 128
- 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,735
- of his favorite breakfast
- burrito places in Los Angeles.
- 129
- 00:08:10,737 --> 00:08:12,971
- - Stop! He made notes.
- - Yep.
- 130
- 00:08:12,973 --> 00:08:14,808
- "Great egg to tortilla ratio."
- 131
- 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:16,808
- Fuckin' idiot.
- 132
- 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,509
- - Burn the fire.
- - Burn!
- 133
- 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:20,511
- Oh, my God! His trophy.
- 134
- 00:08:20,513 --> 00:08:22,014
- Second place trophy,
- fantasy football.
- 135
- 00:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,648
- And he saved it.
- 136
- 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,650
- No! It's not
- even real football.
- 137
- 00:08:25,652 --> 00:08:27,119
- It's a fucking fantasy!
- 138
- 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:28,419
- Oh, wait.
- 139
- 00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:32,325
- Oh, my God. It's Drew.
- 140
- 00:08:41,135 --> 00:08:42,368
- - Hello?
- - Hey.
- 141
- 00:08:43,536 --> 00:08:45,536
- Really? That's it? "Hey"?
- 142
- 00:08:45,538 --> 00:08:47,842
- Are your ears burning?
- 'Cause your shit is.
- 143
- 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,778
- I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?
- 144
- 00:08:51,145 --> 00:08:53,444
- Hold on. What?
- 145
- 00:08:53,446 --> 00:08:56,048
- What do you mean,
- you fucked up? Which part?
- 146
- 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,015
- I'm gonna come over tomorrow,
- 147
- 00:08:57,017 --> 00:08:58,817
- and I'm going to
- explain everything, okay?
- 148
- 00:08:58,819 --> 00:09:00,752
- Please don't do anything
- with my stuff.
- 149
- 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:02,054
- I'll be back tomorrow.
- 150
- 00:09:04,191 --> 00:09:05,557
- Drew?
- 151
- 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:08,596
- Drew!
- 152
- 00:09:57,811 --> 00:09:59,114
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER
- 153
- 00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:05,786
- - Oh! I'm so sorry.
- - That's okay.
- 154
- 00:10:06,988 --> 00:10:07,788
- Happy birthday.
- 155
- 00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:09,590
- How...
- 156
- 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,625
- - Yep.
- - The... Yeah.
- 157
- 00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:15,627
- - Uh, it's not my birthday.
- - Oh.
- 158
- 00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:16,963
- I just kinda wear it
- for warmth.
- 159
- 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:18,767
- Well, if it was your birthday,
- I would say, um...
- 160
- 00:10:20,969 --> 00:10:22,668
- "Happy birthday."
- 161
- 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:24,072
- Well, I'd probably say,
- "Thank you."
- 162
- 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:25,941
- You're welcome.
- 163
- 00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:28,109
- Hey.
- 164
- 00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:31,177
- I got a quarter left.
- 165
- 00:10:31,179 --> 00:10:34,814
- Your mission, should you
- choose to accept it,
- 166
- 00:10:34,816 --> 00:10:38,519
- is to find the absolute
- worst song on the jukebox.
- 167
- 00:10:40,255 --> 00:10:41,522
- Okay.
- 168
- 00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:55,170
- One gum, please.
- 169
- 00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:57,605
- Oh.
- 170
- 00:10:58,239 --> 00:10:59,839
- Yeah.
- 171
- 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:04,110
- Um...
- 172
- 00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:05,113
- $2.25.
- 173
- 00:11:14,789 --> 00:11:15,824
- Have a great day.
- 174
- 00:11:17,192 --> 00:11:19,828
- Aren't you gonna ask me
- if I need help to my car?
- 175
- 00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:24,899
- So, um...
- 176
- 00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:26,968
- Where are you from?
- 177
- 00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:28,634
- Uh...
- 178
- 00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:30,104
- England.
- 179
- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,604
- That's what I thought.
- 180
- 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:33,240
- Yeah, but sometimes
- when I think that
- 181
- 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:35,275
- people end up
- being Australian.
- 182
- 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,710
- Ah. People do sometimes end up
- being Australian.
- 183
- 00:11:37,712 --> 00:11:39,912
- Shut up!
- 184
- 00:11:39,914 --> 00:11:42,249
- Oh, God! I don't
- actually mean "shut up."
- 185
- 00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:43,916
- It's a figure of speech.
- 186
- 00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:45,852
- I don't know
- if you do that in England.
- 187
- 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:47,854
- What? Figures of speech?
- 188
- 00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:48,924
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah. We invented that.
- 189
- 00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:51,760
- Right.
- 190
- 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:56,864
- You know, some...
- 191
- 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:59,233
- Some might say that I'm not
- exercising good judgment
- 192
- 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:01,101
- following a strange man
- somewhere.
- 193
- 00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:02,803
- This is how
- people get shoved
- 194
- 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,106
- in the back
- of sketchy vans, right?
- 195
- 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,374
- That makes this
- rather awkward.
- 196
- 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:08,710
- Mmm.
- 197
- 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,545
- Get in the van.
- 198
- 00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,214
- What?
- 199
- 00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:19,153
- Oh, my God! Okay, what is happening?
- 200
- 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,188
- Did I do something wrong?
- Am I in trouble?
- 201
- 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:24,124
- Listen, we just wanna talk
- about Drew Thayer.
- 202
- 00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:25,993
- - He's your boyfriend, right?
- - No.
- 203
- 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,762
- I mean, yes. Well, he was my
- boyfriend, but we broke up.
- 204
- 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:29,963
- Why? Is he in trouble?
- 205
- 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,799
- Yes. Drew is
- in a lot of trouble.
- 206
- 00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:33,167
- That's why you're in a van.
- 207
- 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,334
- Do you know where
- 208
- 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,336
- your ex-boyfriend worked,
- Miss Stockman?
- 209
- 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,971
- Uh, yeah. NPR.
- 210
- 00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:40,240
- He had a podcast.
- It was about, um...
- 211
- 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,709
- I'm not 100% sure
- what it was about,
- 212
- 00:12:42,711 --> 00:12:46,213
- but like jazz and economics.
- 213
- 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:48,015
- Okay, nobody
- listened to that podcast.
- 214
- 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,750
- Not even me,
- and I went to Harvard.
- 215
- 00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,085
- Wow. Only took you
- two minutes.
- 216
- 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:54,021
- Well, I had to give her that
- for context, Seb.
- 217
- 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,156
- That podcast
- was Drew's cover job.
- 218
- 00:12:56,158 --> 00:12:58,361
- Well, Drew never mentioned
- having another job.
- 219
- 00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:01,597
- Listen, Drew was CIA.
- 220
- 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:03,966
- I'm sorry. What?
- 221
- 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,007
- Oh, my God!
- 222
- 00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:15,843
- You were in Vegas
- when we saw Celine Dion?
- 223
- 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,212
- Ironically.
- 224
- 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,981
- - Oh, my God!
- - Listen, Drew's gone missing.
- 225
- 00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:23,151
- A lot of innocent people are
- gonna die unless we find him.
- 226
- 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,787
- Has he been in contact
- with you?
- 227
- 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,989
- No.
- 228
- 00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:30,659
- - Are you sure?
- - Mmm-mmm. No.
- 229
- 00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:33,995
- Oh, unless it was
- last Tuesday night,
- 230
- 00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:34,962
- 'cause I dropped
- my phone in the tub
- 231
- 00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:35,829
- and it stopped working
- for a little while.
- 232
- 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,831
- That's... Yep,
- that's what happened.
- 233
- 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,200
- So I went on the Internet,
- 234
- 00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:40,468
- and I was like,
- "How do I fix my phone?"
- 235
- 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,170
- It said to put it
- in a bag of rice,
- 236
- 00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:43,972
- so I was like,
- "I don't have rice."
- 237
- 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,674
- Okay. You do not
- wanna lie to us.
- 238
- 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:52,046
- Okay. Okay, fine.
- Yes, he called me last night.
- 239
- 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,182
- Well, I guess he called me back.
- Finally.
- 240
- 00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:56,217
- I called him, like,
- a thousand times.
- 241
- 00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:58,386
- Just this week, after I
- stopped hearing from him.
- 242
- 00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:01,158
- I called him, like, a normal
- amount when we were together.
- 243
- 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:02,359
- I'm normal.
- 244
- 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,995
- Okay.
- 245
- 00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:10,064
- Oh, my God.
- I love you, Mom.
- 246
- 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,267
- Morgan.
- Morgan, I need to talk to you.
- 247
- 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,102
- Oh, wait.
- Audrey just got home.
- 248
- 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,204
- - I need to talk to you.
- - I need to talk to you.
- 249
- 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:17,939
- Viktor is in my room
- right now.
- 250
- 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,873
- I don't know
- who the fuck that is.
- 251
- 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,009
- Viktor, the guy from the bar
- last night.
- 252
- 00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:22,010
- Turns out
- I left my driver's license.
- 253
- 00:14:22,012 --> 00:14:23,878
- He sent me a Facebook message.
- 254
- 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,246
- And then he sent me
- two pictures of his dick.
- 255
- 00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,347
- - Okay. I don't...
- - I don't really... I know,
- 256
- 00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,116
- I don't wanna reward
- that kind of behavior either,
- 257
- 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,117
- but I needed
- my driver's license back.
- 258
- 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,819
- I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
- I mean, kill me.
- 259
- 00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:33,455
- Totally. Can we just... I just
- need to tell you something.
- 260
- 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:36,758
- But I'm using this opportunity
- to teach him about feminism.
- 261
- 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,226
- There he is. Hey.
- 262
- 00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:39,994
- You remember Audrey
- from last night?
- 263
- 00:14:39,996 --> 00:14:42,431
- Yeah. You know, Audrey,
- 264
- 00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:45,035
- "There is no limit to what
- we women can achieve."
- 265
- 00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:47,037
- Michelle Obama.
- 266
- 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,939
- Okay. I take shower.
- 267
- 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:51,942
- Okay.
- 268
- 00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,976
- He's doing very well.
- One second.
- 269
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,313
- Mom, did you get the dick pics
- that I forwarded you?
- 270
- 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:58,480
- - Morgan.
- - What?
- 271
- 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,948
- Audrey thinks it's weird
- that we tell
- 272
- 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,015
- each other everything.
- I think it's...
- 273
- 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,817
- I know.
- Of course, it's normal.
- 274
- 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,220
- Yes! That's what I said.
- 275
- 00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:06,322
- It looks like an unbaked
- crescent roll.
- 276
- 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,922
- No, I know you like them uncut.
- 277
- 00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,791
- Wait, hold on. My mom wants
- to know if you've ever been
- 278
- 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,892
- - with an uncircumcised guy?
- - Oh, my God.
- 279
- 00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,461
- Morgan, I'm begging you.
- Get off the fucking phone!
- 280
- 00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:14,198
- Okay, I love you.
- I'll talk to you later.
- 281
- 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,200
- What?
- 282
- 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:21,272
- Get this. Two guys show up
- at my work from the CIA.
- 283
- 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,407
- They wanna talk about Drew.
- 284
- 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:26,077
- They said he's a spy.
- 285
- 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:30,314
- What do you mean, a spy?
- 286
- 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,916
- Morgan, I'm serious.
- 287
- 00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,484
- They showed me photos of him
- 288
- 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:38,520
- with, like, dead bodies
- and, like, weapons and blood.
- 289
- 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,356
- Wait, wait. What? What?
- I know.
- 290
- 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,458
- I know this sounds batshit crazy,
- but just think about it, okay?
- 291
- 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,927
- There were so many unanswered
- questions about that guy.
- 292
- 00:15:44,929 --> 00:15:46,262
- Like if he went to Vassar,
- 293
- 00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:47,997
- why does he pronounce it
- "liberry"?
- 294
- 00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,967
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 295
- 00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:56,205
- Sorry.
- 296
- 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:58,075
- Couldn't remember
- if you were 3-A or 3-B.
- 297
- 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,476
- - Hey.
- - What?
- 298
- 00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:02,611
- I'm not great on text.
- I'm better on email.
- 299
- 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,848
- You know that. I'm...
- 300
- 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,283
- Why does it smell like
- lighter fluid?
- 301
- 00:16:07,285 --> 00:16:08,450
- Because I wasn't kidding
- when I told you
- 302
- 00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:10,152
- I was gonna
- set your shit on fire.
- 303
- 00:16:10,154 --> 00:16:11,621
- Look, listen, I get it.
- 304
- 00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:12,555
- It's a long story.
- 305
- 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,189
- There was something
- that I had to deal with.
- 306
- 00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:16,027
- Okay? I just wasn't
- in the right headspace.
- 307
- 00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:18,129
- I know you're a spy.
- 308
- 00:16:20,331 --> 00:16:22,064
- Yeah.
- 309
- 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,866
- These guys
- showed up at my work,
- 310
- 00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,635
- shoved me into a van,
- 311
- 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:27,305
- and showed me
- these horrible photos.
- 312
- 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,005
- Where...
- 313
- 00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:31,073
- - What did you tell 'em?
- - What do you mean,
- 314
- 00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,241
- "What did I tell them?"
- You're not gonna deny to it?
- 315
- 00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:35,478
- Or tell me those photos
- were photoshopped or anything?
- 316
- 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,880
- Oh, my God!
- You have a fucking gun!
- 317
- 00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:39,882
- I need you to tell me
- exactly what you told them.
- 318
- 00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:41,353
- Wait, is this why
- you broke up with me?
- 319
- 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,355
- - What's on your forehead?
- - What?
- 320
- 00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,324
- You have, like, this little
- red dot on your forehead.
- 321
- 00:16:47,326 --> 00:16:49,292
- - Oh, shit!
- - Oh, my God!
- 322
- 00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:50,295
- Go, go, go!
- 323
- 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:51,996
- Stay down!
- 324
- 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,232
- Go! Go!
- 325
- 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,065
- Stay down!
- 326
- 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,467
- Stay away from the windows!
- 327
- 00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:58,869
- Dad, I have to call you back.
- 328
- 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,376
- What the fuck
- is going on?
- 329
- 00:17:04,676 --> 00:17:05,910
- Morgan!
- 330
- 00:17:06,977 --> 00:17:08,080
- Wait, you're bleeding.
- 331
- 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,080
- Fuck!
- 332
- 00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:11,514
- Some bad people are after me.
- 333
- 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:12,649
- The CIA?
- 334
- 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:15,618
- And some other people too.
- And now they're after you.
- 335
- 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,920
- - It's exactly why I left you.
- - Oh, my God.
- 336
- 00:17:17,922 --> 00:17:19,157
- I didn't want you in danger.
- 337
- 00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:24,260
- It's also why I left you this.
- 338
- 00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,530
- - Your trophy?
- - Because I trust you.
- 339
- 00:17:27,165 --> 00:17:29,566
- A lot of innocent people
- are gonna die
- 340
- 00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:32,168
- unless we get this
- to where it needs to go, okay?
- 341
- 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,204
- So what we're gonna do is, we're
- gonna leave the apartment.
- 342
- 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:36,539
- We're gonna go
- to Vienna. Okay?
- 343
- 00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,243
- And we're gonna go
- to Cafe Schiele.
- 344
- 00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:41,378
- We're gonna meet
- someone named Verne
- 345
- 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,179
- at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.
- 346
- 00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:44,280
- Wait. Why are you
- telling me this
- 347
- 00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:45,982
- if we're doing this together?
- 348
- 00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:48,485
- In case I don't make it
- outta here alive.
- 349
- 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,989
- - No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- - Listen to me.
- 350
- 00:17:52,124 --> 00:17:56,192
- 11:00 a.m.
- Cafe Schiele. Verne.
- 351
- 00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:58,094
- - You got it?
- - Okay, got it.
- 352
- 00:17:58,096 --> 00:18:00,065
- And don't trust anybody.
- 353
- 00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:02,465
- Anybody.
- 354
- 00:18:06,972 --> 00:18:08,073
- Do svidanya, Drew.
- 355
- 00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:10,275
- Oh, my God!
- 356
- 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,049
- Oh, my God! Drew's dead.
- 357
- 00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:20,653
- Open up!
- 358
- 00:18:21,987 --> 00:18:24,154
- Fire escape!
- Fire escape.
- 359
- 00:18:24,156 --> 00:18:25,589
- Open up now!
- We got a search warrant!
- 360
- 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:31,094
- Hallway clear!
- 361
- 00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:32,097
- Door right.
- 362
- 00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:33,664
- Clear!
- 363
- 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,000
- Check it!
- 364
- 00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:42,040
- - Are you okay?
- - What?
- 365
- 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,410
- No! Are you?
- 366
- 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:47,313
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 367
- 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,514
- So, um,
- where are we going?
- 368
- 00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:52,750
- I don't know.
- Where are we gonna be safe?
- 369
- 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,318
- Pull into that parking lot.
- 370
- 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,319
- There's a bathroom
- in that Pilates Plus.
- 371
- 00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:58,422
- We are not hiding
- in a fucking Pilates Plus.
- 372
- 00:18:58,424 --> 00:18:59,790
- Where's the police station?
- 373
- 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,325
- What? No, police.
- 374
- 00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,661
- We're not doing police
- 'cause I killed someone.
- 375
- 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,229
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 376
- 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,430
- Call the CIA guys.
- 377
- 00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:08,432
- No! Drew said
- that we can't trust anyone,
- 378
- 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,701
- and he's right,
- 'cause he's dead!
- 379
- 00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:12,636
- Probably because
- I talked to them.
- 380
- 00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:14,305
- No, it's 'cause
- I let the assassin
- 381
- 00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,273
- into the apartment.
- 382
- 00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,075
- Okay, fair enough.
- It's both our faults.
- 383
- 00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:22,215
- - Shit!
- - You gonna get the call?
- 384
- 00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:23,447
- Hello.
- 385
- 00:19:23,449 --> 00:19:24,650
- Audrey, it's Sebastian.
- 386
- 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,717
- You killed Drew.
- 387
- 00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:28,385
- I told you
- where he was gonna be,
- 388
- 00:19:28,387 --> 00:19:29,620
- and you fucking killed him!
- 389
- 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:31,188
- Sorry, can I ask a question?
- Who is this?
- 390
- 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,623
- That's the asshole
- from the CIA.
- 391
- 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,225
- Audrey,
- where are you taking it?
- 392
- 00:19:34,227 --> 00:19:35,326
- Why would I tell you?
- 393
- 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,529
- Give us the package.
- 394
- 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,262
- Trust me.
- 395
- 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,599
- I don't trust anyone anymore.
- 396
- 00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,068
- You trust me though, right?
- 397
- 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,270
- Yes, of course, I trust you.
- You don't count.
- 398
- 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,472
- Good. 'Cause this is not
- some fake spy friendship
- 399
- 00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:50,207
- that the Russians
- put together.
- 400
- 00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:51,676
- Dude, shut up. I know.
- 401
- 00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,477
- Okay, Drew said that if
- we don't deliver this package,
- 402
- 00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,246
- a lot of people are gonna die.
- 403
- 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:56,280
- What if we don't do it
- and then there's
- 404
- 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,082
- a terrorist attack
- or something?
- 405
- 00:19:58,084 --> 00:19:59,551
- Well, what did he say to do?
- 406
- 00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:01,487
- We have to get it
- to a cafe in Vienna.
- 407
- 00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:04,021
- Austria, Vienna?
- 408
- 00:20:04,023 --> 00:20:06,259
- - Yes. That's what he said.
- - Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?
- 409
- 00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:09,226
- Do what? Go to Europe
- 410
- 00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:10,729
- when a bunch of people
- are trying to kill us?
- 411
- 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,431
- Do you wanna die
- having never been to Europe?
- 412
- 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:16,035
- Or do you wanna go to Europe
- and die having been to Europe?
- 413
- 00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:19,071
- Why are those
- my only two options?
- 414
- 00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:22,239
- Okay. This is a sign.
- 415
- 00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:23,675
- Our passports
- are still in there
- 416
- 00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,211
- from our road trip to Tijuana.
- 417
- 00:20:27,113 --> 00:20:28,880
- Okay, someone that you love
- 418
- 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:31,552
- just died and asked you
- to do one last thing.
- 419
- 00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:33,787
- I think you gotta do it.
- 420
- 00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:35,556
- I'll go with you.
- 421
- 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,225
- Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
- Let's go to Austria.
- 422
- 00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:41,261
- Let's go to Austria.
- 423
- 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,863
- - Why are you turning?
- - I have to park.
- 424
- 00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:46,131
- People are trying to kill us.
- 425
- 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,167
- We're not fucking
- parking in Lot C.
- 426
- 00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:55,640
- We need a suitcase.
- 427
- 00:20:55,642 --> 00:20:57,642
- I think it looks suspicious if we
- go through international security
- 428
- 00:20:57,644 --> 00:20:59,611
- with no luggage and just
- a weird trophy, right?
- 429
- 00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:01,546
- Wait. Wouldn't it be
- more suspicious
- 430
- 00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,148
- if we go through security
- with a suitcase
- 431
- 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,317
- that's totally empty
- except for the weird trophy?
- 432
- 00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,352
- Yes. We need
- more trophies then.
- 433
- 00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,753
- That's what we'll do.
- 434
- 00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,655
- We'll be the kind of women
- who jet off to Vienna
- 435
- 00:21:10,657 --> 00:21:11,891
- with all of our awards.
- 436
- 00:21:11,893 --> 00:21:13,458
- We're notable.
- We're recognized.
- 437
- 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,761
- We have trophies, baby!
- 438
- 00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:16,831
- "Best Grandson"?
- 439
- 00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:18,898
- Yes.
- 440
- 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,932
- Don't be nervous.
- 441
- 00:21:19,934 --> 00:21:22,667
- People get caught
- when they're not confident.
- 442
- 00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:25,505
- Hello, are you new?
- I usually deal with Cesar.
- 443
- 00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:28,673
- Shit! We gotta
- get rid of our phones.
- 444
- 00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:30,575
- Bad guys can track us
- even if they're off.
- 445
- 00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:32,812
- Oh, right. I've actually
- known that for a long time.
- 446
- 00:21:32,814 --> 00:21:34,613
- I went to performing arts camp
- with Edward Snowden.
- 447
- 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:35,948
- Oh, that's right.
- You used to date Snowden.
- 448
- 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:38,350
- No, no. He tried.
- 449
- 00:21:38,352 --> 00:21:39,453
- God, he was obsessed with me.
- 450
- 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,287
- He was really into ska.
- 451
- 00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,521
- When the whole thing
- was going down, I was like,
- 452
- 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:44,456
- "Why is no one
- talking about the fact
- 453
- 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,659
- "that Edward Snowden
- is really into ska?"
- 454
- 00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,128
- - Give me your phone.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 455
- 00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:53,198
- Final call
- for boarding Flight 232.
- 456
- 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,634
- Final call
- for boarding Flight 232.
- 457
- 00:21:54,636 --> 00:21:55,701
- Bitch!
- 458
- 00:21:55,703 --> 00:21:56,838
- Oh.
- 459
- 00:21:57,672 --> 00:21:59,406
- Bitch!
- 460
- 00:22:08,483 --> 00:22:10,217
- - Mambo No. 5?
- - Oh, please.
- 461
- 00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:12,317
- - What?
- - Have you heard mambos
- 462
- 00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:13,552
- one through four?
- They're fantastic.
- 463
- 00:22:13,554 --> 00:22:14,720
- - Wow!
- - Yeah.
- 464
- 00:22:14,722 --> 00:22:16,355
- That's good.
- That's good.
- 465
- 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:17,592
- Oh, I got one.
- Close your eyes.
- 466
- 00:22:18,726 --> 00:22:19,661
- - Close your eyes.
- - Okay.
- 467
- 00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:32,573
- Oh. Um...
- 468
- 00:22:33,441 --> 00:22:34,676
- No. Uh...
- 469
- 00:22:36,811 --> 00:22:42,014
- ♪ Once there was this kid who
- 470
- 00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:48,921
- ♪ Got into an accident couldn't
- come to school but when... ♪
- 471
- 00:22:48,923 --> 00:22:50,423
- Yeah, that's the worst song.
- 472
- 00:22:50,425 --> 00:22:51,557
- - You win.
- - Right?
- 473
- 00:22:51,559 --> 00:22:52,725
- - Congratulations.
- - Thank you.
- 474
- 00:22:52,727 --> 00:22:53,793
- - That's the worst.
- - Thank you.
- 475
- 00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:55,895
- They play this kind of stuff
- in Europe all the time.
- 476
- 00:22:55,897 --> 00:22:57,596
- It's like the whole
- continent just said,
- 477
- 00:22:57,598 --> 00:22:59,701
- "You know what? I love 1994.
- Let's just stay here."
- 478
- 00:23:01,703 --> 00:23:03,571
- I wouldn't know.
- I've never been to Europe.
- 479
- 00:23:21,757 --> 00:23:22,891
- Oh!
- 480
- 00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:25,692
- For our special today,
- 481
- 00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:28,327
- I would recommend
- our meat and bread platter
- 482
- 00:23:28,329 --> 00:23:29,896
- with a hot pot of fondue.
- 483
- 00:23:29,898 --> 00:23:31,599
- This is really fancy.
- 484
- 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:33,234
- We belong here.
- 485
- 00:23:34,737 --> 00:23:37,436
- Was this a place that Drew
- would hang out at?
- 486
- 00:23:37,438 --> 00:23:39,072
- I mean, Drew. Like...
- 487
- 00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:43,444
- The same guy that called
- 7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.
- 488
- 00:23:44,646 --> 00:23:45,948
- Okay. Who do we
- think Verne is?
- 489
- 00:23:47,049 --> 00:23:48,582
- I don't know.
- 490
- 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:50,351
- And won't Verne
- be looking for Drew?
- 491
- 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,756
- - Fuck!
- - How's he gonna know it's us?
- 492
- 00:23:54,456 --> 00:23:55,989
- God damn it!
- What do we do?
- 493
- 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,696
- Oh, no. What's wrong?
- What do you see?
- 494
- 00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:06,066
- Oh, nothing.
- It's just that, um,
- 495
- 00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:08,269
- cake's a lot of flour
- and dairy for me. I...
- 496
- 00:24:09,471 --> 00:24:11,705
- I have to have diarrhea.
- 497
- 00:24:11,707 --> 00:24:12,875
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 498
- 00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:17,844
- Morgan, you should...
- You should probably go.
- 499
- 00:24:17,846 --> 00:24:19,546
- - I can hold it.
- - No.
- 500
- 00:24:19,548 --> 00:24:21,748
- - No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- - No.
- 501
- 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:22,682
- No.
- No, this is more important.
- 502
- 00:24:22,684 --> 00:24:24,887
- No! Oh, my gosh.
- It's really not. Please go.
- 503
- 00:24:33,028 --> 00:24:34,561
- Can I bring you anything else?
- 504
- 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:36,530
- Uh, no.
- 505
- 00:24:36,532 --> 00:24:38,698
- Don't make a noise.
- 506
- 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,369
- I'm the person
- you're here to meet.
- 507
- 00:24:42,638 --> 00:24:44,871
- I'm sorry.
- Um, you're Verne?
- 508
- 00:24:44,873 --> 00:24:47,141
- It's an alias.
- Now, hand the package over.
- 509
- 00:24:47,143 --> 00:24:48,945
- Wait. None of this
- is making any sense.
- 510
- 00:24:50,879 --> 00:24:52,481
- - Oh, my God!
- - Don't say a word.
- 511
- 00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:54,815
- Okay.
- 512
- 00:24:54,817 --> 00:24:56,650
- Oh, my God.
- 513
- 00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,421
- I'm trying to protect you.
- 514
- 00:25:01,423 --> 00:25:03,157
- Yeah. The same way
- you protected Drew?
- 515
- 00:25:03,159 --> 00:25:04,691
- If you were here
- to protect me,
- 516
- 00:25:04,693 --> 00:25:05,725
- you wouldn't be
- pointing a gun at me.
- 517
- 00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:08,129
- I may not be in the CIA,
- but I know that much.
- 518
- 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,430
- MI6, actually.
- Drew was CIA.
- 519
- 00:25:10,432 --> 00:25:11,766
- It's an international effort.
- 520
- 00:25:11,768 --> 00:25:13,034
- Whatever!
- 521
- 00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:25,512
- You're Verne?
- 522
- 00:25:25,514 --> 00:25:26,515
- Guten Morgen.
- 523
- 00:25:29,418 --> 00:25:30,587
- Guten Verne.
- 524
- 00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:33,554
- Would you please stop
- pointing that?
- 525
- 00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:34,889
- It's making me very nervous.
- 526
- 00:25:34,891 --> 00:25:35,957
- - When I get nervous...
- - Sit still and listen.
- 527
- 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:38,059
- Okay.
- 528
- 00:25:38,061 --> 00:25:40,728
- In a moment, everyone in this
- cafe is gonna start shooting.
- 529
- 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:42,563
- They all want
- what you've got,
- 530
- 00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:43,764
- and they'll kill
- each and every one of us
- 531
- 00:25:43,766 --> 00:25:44,801
- until they get it.
- 532
- 00:25:47,704 --> 00:25:49,637
- If you run,
- you'll be killed.
- 533
- 00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:50,805
- If you do manage to get out,
- 534
- 00:25:50,807 --> 00:25:51,772
- you won't be able
- to go anywhere.
- 535
- 00:25:51,774 --> 00:25:52,840
- If you scan your passport
- at the border,
- 536
- 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,942
- there will be men with guns
- bigger than this one
- 537
- 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:56,644
- that won't say a word
- before they kill you.
- 538
- 00:25:56,646 --> 00:25:58,579
- And if you do make it
- to the airport,
- 539
- 00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:00,648
- we'll be waiting for you.
- 540
- 00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:03,718
- So hand the package over,
- and no one gets hurt.
- 541
- 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,852
- Except for Drew.
- 542
- 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:07,056
- Okay. It's not productive
- to keep bringing that up.
- 543
- 00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:12,428
- That's not Verne.
- 544
- 00:26:14,464 --> 00:26:15,465
- The package.
- 545
- 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,401
- Good.
- 546
- 00:26:31,481 --> 00:26:33,017
- That's not Verne!
- 547
- 00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:38,855
- What?
- 548
- 00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:50,767
- What?
- 549
- 00:26:59,276 --> 00:27:00,643
- Oh, my God!
- 550
- 00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:14,091
- Morgan!
- 551
- 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,881
- Oh, my God.
- 552
- 00:27:52,196 --> 00:27:53,264
- No!
- 553
- 00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:54,999
- No! Verne, wait!
- 554
- 00:28:00,271 --> 00:28:01,337
- Holy shit! Run!
- 555
- 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,964
- Oh, my God! I killed someone!
- I killed someone!
- 556
- 00:28:27,966 --> 00:28:29,833
- - Stop yelling that!
- - Oh, my God!
- 557
- 00:28:31,369 --> 00:28:33,602
- - Oh, my God!
- - Wait. Shit.
- 558
- 00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:34,904
- Get in the fucking car!
- Get in the car!
- 559
- 00:28:34,906 --> 00:28:36,239
- That car?
- That's not our car!
- 560
- 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:37,173
- Sorry! I'm so sorry!
- I'm sorry.
- 561
- 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,707
- Hey! Ah!
- 562
- 00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:39,909
- Okay!
- Okay, we're set.
- 563
- 00:28:39,911 --> 00:28:40,977
- - Oh, shit!
- - What?
- 564
- 00:28:40,979 --> 00:28:43,779
- It's a stick. Do you know
- how to drive a stick?
- 565
- 00:28:43,781 --> 00:28:46,648
- - No! No!
- - Fuck!
- 566
- 00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:49,085
- - Which one's the brake?
- - I don't know. There are so many.
- 567
- 00:28:49,087 --> 00:28:50,319
- How do I change
- the fucking gear?
- 568
- 00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:51,354
- How does your car work?
- 569
- 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,889
- I'm so sorry.
- 570
- 00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,257
- - It's an emergency!
- - Oh, my God!
- 571
- 00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:55,093
- - Oh, God!
- - Oh!
- 572
- 00:29:00,932 --> 00:29:03,666
- - Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- - Get out! Abort! Mission abort!
- 573
- 00:29:03,668 --> 00:29:05,735
- Sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- 574
- 00:29:05,737 --> 00:29:07,005
- Hurry! Hurry!
- 575
- 00:29:07,639 --> 00:29:08,773
- Hey!
- 576
- 00:29:10,341 --> 00:29:12,877
- Stop. The cab. Come on.
- 577
- 00:29:14,779 --> 00:29:16,748
- Hello. Hi, can we go, please?
- 578
- 00:29:18,783 --> 00:29:20,016
- - Mr. Yang?
- - Yeah.
- 579
- 00:29:20,018 --> 00:29:21,784
- Yeah, my mother
- married a Chinese man.
- 580
- 00:29:21,786 --> 00:29:23,319
- It's a very long,
- beautiful story. They met...
- 581
- 00:29:23,321 --> 00:29:25,922
- We are Yang.
- We are Mr. Yang. Yes.
- 582
- 00:29:25,924 --> 00:29:26,923
- - All right.
- - Thank you so much.
- 583
- 00:29:26,925 --> 00:29:28,357
- Thank you.
- We gotta go.
- 584
- 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:29,194
- And we're on the gas.
- 585
- 00:29:31,663 --> 00:29:33,796
- - So, you guys visiting?
- - No, we live here.
- 586
- 00:29:33,798 --> 00:29:35,934
- I'm an Austrian man
- named Mr. Yang. Go.
- 587
- 00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:38,101
- So, I'm Lukas.
- 588
- 00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:39,336
- How can I make your ride
- 589
- 00:29:39,338 --> 00:29:41,838
- - in Vienna excellent today?
- - Everything's fine.
- 590
- 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,772
- Everything's great.
- Can you just drive?
- 591
- 00:29:42,774 --> 00:29:44,707
- Oh, no. Fine is not
- good enough for me.
- 592
- 00:29:44,709 --> 00:29:45,975
- - Okay.
- - I want excellent.
- 593
- 00:29:45,977 --> 00:29:47,977
- Would you like some waters?
- Still? Sparkling?
- 594
- 00:29:47,979 --> 00:29:49,346
- No, water. Fully hydrated.
- 595
- 00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:50,314
- Would you like
- to listen to music?
- 596
- 00:29:50,316 --> 00:29:52,715
- No. No, no. No music.
- Just drive, please.
- 597
- 00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:54,318
- But I'm not only
- a driver, actually.
- 598
- 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,085
- I'm also a DJ
- on Saturday nights.
- 599
- 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,121
- Oh, get out!
- Wow, that's cool.
- 600
- 00:29:58,123 --> 00:29:59,189
- I don't know
- if you guys are still in town
- 601
- 00:29:59,191 --> 00:30:00,159
- on Saturday, but look.
- 602
- 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:03,193
- Hip-hop music.
- 603
- 00:30:03,195 --> 00:30:04,996
- Jump. Jump.
- Jump. Jump.
- 604
- 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,299
- Huh? Good, huh?
- 605
- 00:30:19,011 --> 00:30:20,344
- - Shit!
- - Oh, my God!
- 606
- 00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:21,345
- Okay, listen, buddy.
- 607
- 00:30:21,347 --> 00:30:22,946
- There's a bunch of men
- chasing us with guns,
- 608
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,984
- and I need you
- to lose them now.
- 609
- 00:30:26,418 --> 00:30:27,717
- Fuck yeah!
- 610
- 00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:29,855
- Oh, my God!
- 611
- 00:30:32,424 --> 00:30:33,859
- Whoo-hoo!
- 612
- 00:30:36,362 --> 00:30:37,662
- They're men. Oh, my God!
- 613
- 00:30:39,498 --> 00:30:41,064
- Oh, my God!
- 614
- 00:30:57,349 --> 00:30:59,416
- I smoked so much meth before.
- 615
- 00:30:59,418 --> 00:31:00,884
- Great! Great!
- 616
- 00:31:08,027 --> 00:31:09,261
- Fear is an illusion!
- 617
- 00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:21,373
- High five. Up here.
- 618
- 00:31:26,045 --> 00:31:27,046
- Oh, fuck!
- 619
- 00:31:32,117 --> 00:31:33,551
- - Get on top of him.
- - Okay.
- 620
- 00:31:33,553 --> 00:31:34,851
- Oh, my God!
- 621
- 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:42,861
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 622
- 00:31:49,569 --> 00:31:50,568
- Oh, my God.
- There's one left.
- 623
- 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:52,104
- I know. I see him.
- 624
- 00:31:54,073 --> 00:31:55,106
- Okay, why are you using
- the turn signal?
- 625
- 00:31:55,108 --> 00:31:56,474
- You're literally telling him
- where we're going.
- 626
- 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:57,941
- Sorry. It's a force of habit.
- 627
- 00:31:57,943 --> 00:31:59,042
- It's a bad habit.
- 628
- 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,010
- No! It's a good habit.
- 629
- 00:32:00,012 --> 00:32:02,315
- In most circumstances,
- it is a very good habit!
- 630
- 00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,519
- Oh, my God!
- 631
- 00:32:08,521 --> 00:32:09,755
- Fuck you!
- 632
- 00:32:15,161 --> 00:32:16,162
- Eat my shit!
- 633
- 00:32:18,031 --> 00:32:19,297
- - Oh, my God!
- - Okay.
- 634
- 00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:20,400
- Get in the front.
- 635
- 00:32:21,134 --> 00:32:22,467
- Yep. Yeah.
- 636
- 00:32:22,469 --> 00:32:23,470
- Oh, no!
- 637
- 00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:33,144
- - I can't get my seat belt on!
- - Where the fuck is he?
- 638
- 00:32:33,146 --> 00:32:34,279
- Oh, my God!
- 639
- 00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:37,484
- He's on the fucking roof!
- 640
- 00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:43,156
- Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!
- 641
- 00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:47,861
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 642
- 00:32:51,031 --> 00:32:52,299
- He's on the top!
- He's on the top!
- 643
- 00:32:54,034 --> 00:32:55,500
- No!
- 644
- 00:32:55,502 --> 00:32:57,003
- Okay. There she goes.
- 645
- 00:33:12,185 --> 00:33:13,920
- - Why are you speeding up?
- - I got a plan!
- 646
- 00:33:14,388 --> 00:33:16,120
- - Okay!
- - Hold on!
- 647
- 00:33:23,497 --> 00:33:25,063
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 648
- 00:33:33,307 --> 00:33:34,906
- - Get the fuck out!
- - Okay!
- 649
- 00:33:34,908 --> 00:33:36,176
- Great job! Five stars, Lukas!
- 650
- 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:37,511
- Five stars!
- 651
- 00:33:38,512 --> 00:33:40,247
- Oh, my God!
- 652
- 00:33:42,216 --> 00:33:45,417
- Oh, God! Jesus!
- What happened?
- 653
- 00:33:45,419 --> 00:33:46,220
- We gotta go.
- 654
- 00:33:47,421 --> 00:33:49,090
- - We gotta go somewhere.
- - Oh, God!
- 655
- 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,058
- There's a train station.
- 656
- 00:34:09,176 --> 00:34:11,443
- So you're saying you failed?
- 657
- 00:34:11,445 --> 00:34:13,948
- No, there were some
- unforeseen complications,
- 658
- 00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:16,281
- but I do have the package.
- 659
- 00:34:16,283 --> 00:34:17,451
- Let's see it.
- 660
- 00:34:25,993 --> 00:34:27,192
- It appears I don't have it.
- 661
- 00:34:27,194 --> 00:34:28,961
- So let me get this right.
- 662
- 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,196
- You didn't get the package.
- 663
- 00:34:31,198 --> 00:34:33,399
- The girls still have
- the package.
- 664
- 00:34:33,401 --> 00:34:35,735
- And now Highland is likely
- to get the package.
- 665
- 00:34:35,737 --> 00:34:37,238
- I won't
- let that happen, ma'am.
- 666
- 00:34:38,139 --> 00:34:39,571
- I'm glad that this happened.
- 667
- 00:34:39,573 --> 00:34:42,207
- Otherwise, you wouldn't have
- been awarded Best Grandson.
- 668
- 00:34:42,209 --> 00:34:43,411
- Okay. That's funny.
- 669
- 00:34:46,247 --> 00:34:48,046
- Ma'am?
- Ma'am, can you hear us?
- 670
- 00:34:48,048 --> 00:34:49,114
- Ma'am, did you hear us?
- 671
- 00:34:49,116 --> 00:34:50,583
- - Ma'am, are you frozen?
- - Ma'am, can you hear us?
- 672
- 00:34:50,585 --> 00:34:51,818
- - She's frozen.
- - Yeah.
- 673
- 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:53,553
- Ma'am, wave
- if you're not frozen, please.
- 674
- 00:34:53,555 --> 00:34:54,987
- Not frozen.
- 675
- 00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:57,423
- Just disappointed.
- 676
- 00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:59,091
- I was just
- trying to protect them.
- 677
- 00:34:59,093 --> 00:35:00,359
- Protect them?
- 678
- 00:35:00,361 --> 00:35:02,060
- Yeah, let them die.
- They're idiots.
- 679
- 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,163
- - I know an idiot when I see one.
- - In the mirror.
- 680
- 00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:05,598
- Okay. I'm not an idiot,
- Sebastian. For the record...
- 681
- 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,600
- Here we go. You went to
- Harvard. Yes, we all know.
- 682
- 00:35:07,602 --> 00:35:09,067
- I didn't even mention Harvard.
- That's the thing.
- 683
- 00:35:09,069 --> 00:35:10,670
- He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
- making this simply about merit,
- 684
- 00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:11,673
- and, yeah...
- 685
- 00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:22,214
- Yes. Get in. Okay, look.
- 686
- 00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:23,716
- I got us two tickets
- to Prague.
- 687
- 00:35:23,718 --> 00:35:25,518
- - I got us a change of clothes.
- - Okay, great. We can change
- 688
- 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,019
- on the train. It leaves in,
- like, 10 minutes.
- 689
- 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:28,354
- And then we can fly home
- from there.
- 690
- 00:35:28,356 --> 00:35:30,223
- We just need to get
- the fuck out of Vienna.
- 691
- 00:35:30,225 --> 00:35:33,460
- Wait. Can we just take
- a second to appreciate you?
- 692
- 00:35:33,462 --> 00:35:35,361
- - Now? Right now?
- - Yes.
- 693
- 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:37,697
- What you did in the cafe
- with the gun was insane.
- 694
- 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:39,031
- You killed a man.
- 695
- 00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:40,600
- - It's okay. It was a bad man.
- - Oh, my God!
- 696
- 00:35:40,602 --> 00:35:42,402
- I just play
- a lot of video games.
- 697
- 00:35:42,404 --> 00:35:43,636
- - Can we please just...
- - No, and then
- 698
- 00:35:43,638 --> 00:35:45,205
- what you did with the trophies.
- You switched the trophies.
- 699
- 00:35:45,207 --> 00:35:46,773
- He literally works
- in intelligence,
- 700
- 00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:47,807
- and yet, you were
- the more intelligent.
- 701
- 00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,275
- How crazy is that?
- 702
- 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,244
- And then you did all that
- car stuff. Oh, my God!
- 703
- 00:35:51,246 --> 00:35:53,613
- It all just kinda happened really quickly.
- Can we please just move on?
- 704
- 00:35:53,615 --> 00:35:56,382
- Woman, you are incredible,
- and I want you to own it.
- 705
- 00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,651
- Listen, I'm owning it.
- Can we just go, please?
- 706
- 00:35:58,653 --> 00:35:59,586
- - Wait! Wait!
- - Oh, my God!
- 707
- 00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:01,721
- No, I'm not gonna
- let you minimize this.
- 708
- 00:36:01,723 --> 00:36:03,223
- - I'm not minimizing!
- - But you always do this.
- 709
- 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:04,324
- You always do this.
- 710
- 00:36:04,326 --> 00:36:06,359
- - Oh, my God!
- - Have you ever,
- 711
- 00:36:06,361 --> 00:36:07,629
- in your whole life,
- felt so alive?
- 712
- 00:36:09,598 --> 00:36:12,467
- Attention, the
- train to Prague is now boarding.
- 713
- 00:36:13,735 --> 00:36:15,468
- We're gonna be
- a lot less alive
- 714
- 00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:17,103
- if we don't make it out
- to the train. Okay? Please.
- 715
- 00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:18,538
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Look at this.
- 716
- 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,306
- They're really playing up
- that Mozart is from here,
- 717
- 00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:21,674
- and they're really downplaying
- that Hitler is from here.
- 718
- 00:36:21,676 --> 00:36:23,345
- - Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- - Okay.
- 719
- 00:36:26,214 --> 00:36:27,648
- What track is it?
- 720
- 00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:29,251
- Um, looks like
- track 10 goes to, um...
- 721
- 00:36:30,653 --> 00:36:32,285
- "Szkalas."
- 722
- 00:36:32,287 --> 00:36:34,722
- "Szass... Szabadszallas."
- 723
- 00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:37,223
- "Nove Hodejovice."
- 724
- 00:36:37,225 --> 00:36:38,859
- "Usti Nad Labem."
- 725
- 00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:42,428
- "Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
- Prague."
- 726
- 00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:43,764
- "Prague." Track six.
- Oh, thank God.
- 727
- 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,331
- - Okay, track six.
- - Wait. No, no, no, no, no!
- 728
- 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,534
- Sebastian said
- if we use our passports
- 729
- 00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:47,701
- we'll get stopped at the border.
- 730
- 00:36:47,703 --> 00:36:48,702
- Shit!
- 731
- 00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:49,739
- What do we do?
- 732
- 00:36:52,307 --> 00:36:55,141
- Okay. We just have to find
- two girls who look like us,
- 733
- 00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,677
- tell them what happened, and
- convince them to give us theirs,
- 734
- 00:36:56,679 --> 00:36:58,412
- and then they could say
- that theirs were stolen.
- 735
- 00:36:58,414 --> 00:37:00,146
- - Who would do that?
- - Any girls.
- 736
- 00:37:00,148 --> 00:37:01,281
- Any girls would do that.
- 737
- 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:02,083
- Okay.
- 738
- 00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:05,253
- How about them?
- They kinda look like us.
- 739
- 00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:09,292
- No, we don't wanna
- be them in Europe.
- 740
- 00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:12,326
- We wanna be them in Europe.
- 741
- 00:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,694
- We go all the way
- down there,
- 742
- 00:37:13,696 --> 00:37:15,796
- and then it ends up
- being there.
- 743
- 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,131
- - Yeah, we do.
- - Tight shorts.
- 744
- 00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,634
- Just imagine the only guy
- you've ever loved
- 745
- 00:37:20,636 --> 00:37:22,403
- dying in front of you
- 746
- 00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:25,172
- and asking you
- to do this one thing.
- 747
- 00:37:25,174 --> 00:37:27,608
- Wouldn't you
- sacrifice everything?
- 748
- 00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,810
- Imagine if that was
- your best friend of 12 years.
- 749
- 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:31,478
- Wouldn't you go to the ends
- 750
- 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,180
- - of the Earth to protect her?
- - Yes.
- 751
- 00:37:33,182 --> 00:37:35,749
- You guys are weird.
- 752
- 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:37,718
- Okay. Actually,
- we're not "weed."
- 753
- 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,286
- We are in danger.
- 754
- 00:37:39,288 --> 00:37:40,554
- You'd be saving our lives
- 755
- 00:37:40,556 --> 00:37:41,722
- and the lives
- of a lot of innocent people.
- 756
- 00:37:41,724 --> 00:37:43,457
- Just go to the embassy
- and get other passports.
- 757
- 00:37:43,459 --> 00:37:45,359
- Sorry. We'd love to
- help you out, mate,
- 758
- 00:37:45,361 --> 00:37:46,627
- but we just don't know you.
- 759
- 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,329
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 760
- 00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:50,199
- the train to Prague
- is now leaving.
- 761
- 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,037
- You're right. Okay.
- You know what?
- 762
- 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:57,738
- - Have a great time in Poland.
- - It's been beautiful meeting you.
- 763
- 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,373
- Now!
- 764
- 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:01,208
- - Go! Get it! Shit!
- - Stop it!
- 765
- 00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:02,610
- No!
- 766
- 00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:03,446
- - No!
- - Stop it!
- 767
- 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,148
- - I got it!
- - Stop! No!
- 768
- 00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:08,651
- Oi! Give me back my bum bag!
- 769
- 00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:12,455
- Come on! Get in!
- 770
- 00:38:13,356 --> 00:38:14,455
- Okay.
- Oh, my God!
- 771
- 00:38:14,457 --> 00:38:16,423
- Close! Oh, my God!
- Close.
- 772
- 00:38:16,425 --> 00:38:18,392
- - Open the door!
- - I'm sorry.
- 773
- 00:38:18,394 --> 00:38:21,395
- Give me back my fucking
- bum bag, you bitch!
- 774
- 00:38:21,397 --> 00:38:22,864
- Look,
- your address is on it,
- 775
- 00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:26,135
- so I can mail it back to you
- if we survive.
- 776
- 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,528
- Hello?
- 777
- 00:38:53,363 --> 00:38:54,798
- Yes. I understand.
- 778
- 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,805
- Nadedja.
- 779
- 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:05,340
- Nadedja, where are you?
- 780
- 00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,409
- Nadedja, you're going to miss
- your cue again.
- 781
- 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,577
- You always do this.
- 782
- 00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:28,930
- I feel like
- my best friend always knew
- 783
- 00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:30,932
- that she wanted
- to be an actress.
- 784
- 00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:33,401
- - She's just natural at it.
- - Mmm.
- 785
- 00:39:33,403 --> 00:39:35,870
- I'm not a natural at anything.
- 786
- 00:39:35,872 --> 00:39:38,007
- - I tried law school.
- - Oh, smart.
- 787
- 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,709
- - Then I tried art school.
- - That's good.
- 788
- 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:41,776
- Big swing there.
- 789
- 00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:42,679
- I dropped out of both.
- 790
- 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,749
- Yeah,
- I never finish anything.
- 791
- 00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:51,655
- Well, hey,
- you just finished your beer.
- 792
- 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,857
- Yeah, that I do finish.
- 793
- 00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:59,629
- So why don't you finish things?
- What are you afraid of?
- 794
- 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,431
- Mmm.
- 795
- 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,766
- Being average.
- 796
- 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,501
- Come on. I would not say
- that you are average.
- 797
- 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,675
- How would you know?
- You just met me.
- 798
- 00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:14,309
- I'm a pretty good judge
- of character.
- 799
- 00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:15,680
- You trust me.
- 800
- 00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,951
- Thank you for the dance.
- 801
- 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,619
- Would you like me
- to get you another beer?
- 802
- 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,455
- - Yeah! That'd be great.
- - Sure.
- 803
- 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,958
- - Can I get two more, please?
- - No problem.
- 804
- 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,961
- Thank you.
- 805
- 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:35,097
- Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
- so here's my advice, right?
- 806
- 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,566
- - Who are you?
- - Oh, that's my sister.
- 807
- 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,535
- - Really?
- - Not my biological sister,
- 808
- 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:41,837
- but my de facto sister.
- 809
- 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:43,572
- - Oh.
- - Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,
- 810
- 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,841
- but she lost her virginity
- really late,
- 811
- 00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:47,643
- so she's, like, hungry for it.
- You know what I mean?
- 812
- 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,445
- Oh. Cool.
- 813
- 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,380
- So have fun with that.
- 814
- 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:54,350
- But if you hurt her,
- 815
- 00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:56,619
- - I'll find your best friend...
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 816
- 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,755
- - ...I'll cut off his dick...
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 817
- 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,656
- ...and I'll make you eat it.
- 818
- 00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:02,691
- - Oh, okay.
- - Yeah.
- 819
- 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,527
- You can have whatever
- condiments you like,
- 820
- 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,997
- but you gotta finish it.
- 821
- 00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:09,698
- What's your name?
- 822
- 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,034
- - Morgan. How you doing?
- - Morgan. Drew.
- 823
- 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:14,472
- Morgan, anyone ever tell you
- you're a little much?
- 824
- 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,914
- Why didn't you tell me
- that he said that?
- 825
- 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,849
- You were so into him,
- 826
- 00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:29,385
- and you can't say shit like
- that to your best friend
- 827
- 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,722
- when your best friend's
- in love with somebody.
- 828
- 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:36,425
- It didn't hurt my feelings.
- 829
- 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,830
- Well, a little bit. It hurt
- my feelings a little bit.
- 830
- 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,000
- Morgan. Hey.
- 831
- 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:43,869
- I'm really sorry.
- 832
- 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:45,670
- I'm sorry too.
- 833
- 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:47,806
- I'm sorry he died.
- 834
- 00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:49,740
- Oh, God.
- 835
- 00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:52,575
- What do we do
- with this thing?
- 836
- 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:54,077
- I don't even know
- what this thing is
- 837
- 00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,979
- or what it does, or anything.
- 838
- 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,782
- God, I feel like such an
- idiot about all this.
- 839
- 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,150
- I mean, I met his parents.
- 840
- 00:42:00,152 --> 00:42:01,918
- They were so normal.
- 841
- 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,720
- Their names
- are Tom and Marsha.
- 842
- 00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:05,889
- The night
- before he disappeared,
- 843
- 00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,556
- we all went
- to The Cheesecake Factory.
- 844
- 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:09,525
- Oh, my God, that menu.
- 845
- 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,162
- Dostoevsky wrote that menu.
- 846
- 00:42:12,164 --> 00:42:15,966
- Who introduces people that
- don't matter to their parents?
- 847
- 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,001
- Well, I do. I introduce
- everyone to my parents.
- 848
- 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,537
- But that's their gain,
- 'cause my parents are magic.
- 849
- 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:22,539
- - Do you think they knew?
- - I don't know.
- 850
- 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,441
- I just wish
- that he was still alive,
- 851
- 00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:25,577
- so I could get some answers.
- 852
- 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,812
- And then I would tell him
- to fucking die.
- 853
- 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:39,658
- Open it.
- 854
- 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:42,160
- Fuck!
- 855
- 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:44,663
- There.
- 856
- 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,632
- What the fuck is that?
- 857
- 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,600
- It's a flash drive.
- 858
- 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:51,902
- They were killing
- each other for this?
- 859
- 00:42:51,904 --> 00:42:53,570
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God!
- 860
- 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,672
- You know who would know
- what we should do right now?
- 861
- 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,242
- - No.
- - My father is a brilliant attorney...
- 862
- 00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:00,977
- - No. Mmm-mmm.
- - ...who has represented people
- 863
- 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:03,613
- who are in much worse trouble
- than we are right now.
- 864
- 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,582
- No. Your dad would be
- furious at us
- 865
- 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,584
- for breaking a million
- international laws.
- 866
- 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,919
- No. He's not gonna be mad.
- 867
- 00:43:08,921 --> 00:43:10,620
- He wasn't mad
- when I tried cocaine
- 868
- 00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:12,123
- with my basketball coach.
- 869
- 00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:15,226
- He wasn't mad at me when
- I got deported from Belize.
- 870
- 00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:17,827
- He didn't get mad when I
- invited that teenage magician
- 871
- 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,596
- to live in my grandma's condo.
- 872
- 00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,867
- Oh, yeah.
- What ever happened to him?
- 873
- 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,940
- You're not gonna believe this.
- He disappeared.
- 874
- 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,974
- Shut up.
- 875
- 00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:32,509
- No, he actually...
- He is a missing person.
- 876
- 00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:48,960
- - Hello?
- - Mom, it's me.
- 877
- 00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:52,029
- Oh, thank God!
- Arnie, she's okay!
- 878
- 00:43:52,031 --> 00:43:53,800
- - What?
- - I'm gonna conference your father in.
- 879
- 00:43:55,034 --> 00:43:56,869
- - This is Arnie.
- - Hi, Dad.
- 880
- 00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,805
- Hey, button! Hi!
- 881
- 00:44:00,173 --> 00:44:01,605
- You're all over the papers.
- 882
- 00:44:01,607 --> 00:44:03,040
- I'm so proud of you.
- 883
- 00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:04,177
- I always knew the world
- would write about you.
- 884
- 00:44:06,846 --> 00:44:08,145
- Did you color your hair?
- You look like a princess.
- 885
- 00:44:08,147 --> 00:44:09,647
- Sweetie, let me ask you.
- 886
- 00:44:09,649 --> 00:44:11,315
- Did you and Audrey
- murder two people?
- 887
- 00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:12,817
- Tell me the truth.
- I can get you out of it.
- 888
- 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,819
- No, what happened was,
- I murdered one person,
- 889
- 00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:16,189
- - but it was an assassin, so...
- - Shh!
- 890
- 00:44:17,156 --> 00:44:18,589
- So it didn't count.
- 891
- 00:44:18,591 --> 00:44:19,957
- No, it doesn't count.
- 892
- 00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:22,259
- - And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- - Oh, my God!
- 893
- 00:44:22,261 --> 00:44:24,595
- - But it was self-defense.
- - Also fine.
- 894
- 00:44:24,597 --> 00:44:26,097
- Her boyfriend was murdered
- in front of us.
- 895
- 00:44:26,099 --> 00:44:29,200
- - The handsome one?
- - I mean, he was fine, I guess.
- 896
- 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:32,169
- Oh, you know who's really
- handsome is Patrick Dempsey.
- 897
- 00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:35,039
- - Where are you now, sweetie?
- - I'm in Prague.
- 898
- 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,242
- I don't care for
- Eastern Europe. Too gothic.
- 899
- 00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:39,744
- Okay, listen. I got
- a place where you can hide.
- 900
- 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,846
- - Okay.
- - I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.
- 901
- 00:44:41,848 --> 00:44:44,148
- Lives in Prague.
- Guy owes me a favor.
- 902
- 00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:46,617
- Dad represented Roger
- in a malpractice suit.
- 903
- 00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:49,154
- Whoa, Carol,
- you know who's handsome?
- 904
- 00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:51,356
- Woody Harrelson.
- You know, people don't think it.
- 905
- 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,791
- I find him handsome.
- 906
- 00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,893
- - She fell over.
- - Yeah, I did, actually.
- 907
- 00:44:55,895 --> 00:44:58,029
- There was one moment
- I thought I was gonna die.
- 908
- 00:44:58,031 --> 00:44:59,297
- Yeah. They've got something
- wrong with them.
- 909
- 00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:00,100
- Morgan...
- 910
- 00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:05,872
- ...disappeared from their LA
- apartment, murdered Ukrainian...
- 911
- 00:45:07,607 --> 00:45:09,607
- Now. Now.
- We gotta go.
- 912
- 00:45:09,609 --> 00:45:11,109
- - Remember the Dingle twins?
- - Mom...
- 913
- 00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:12,277
- We gotta go.
- 914
- 00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:13,846
- Come on.
- Come on. Now!
- 915
- 00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:56,288
- Who am I looking for?
- 916
- 00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:57,789
- I texted pictures.
- 917
- 00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,993
- Targets are two dumb
- American women.
- 918
- 00:46:36,197 --> 00:46:37,330
- Oh, my God!
- 919
- 00:46:37,332 --> 00:46:38,364
- Oh!
- 920
- 00:46:38,366 --> 00:46:39,698
- You're lagging.
- 921
- 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,701
- You're lagging.
- 922
- 00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:48,241
- Shit. Okay. We need to find
- Karlova Street.
- 923
- 00:46:48,243 --> 00:46:50,343
- Looks like Elephant Valley
- is on the left.
- 924
- 00:46:50,345 --> 00:46:53,148
- We're gonna pass the Pavilion
- of Big Tortoises in a second.
- 925
- 00:46:54,349 --> 00:46:55,983
- Morgan, this is a map
- of the zoo.
- 926
- 00:47:07,228 --> 00:47:08,029
- Okay.
- 927
- 00:47:14,169 --> 00:47:15,767
- - Hello?
- - Yes, Roger,
- 928
- 00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:17,403
- it's Arnie's daughter.
- He called.
- 929
- 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,175
- Go. Thank you!
- 930
- 00:47:24,412 --> 00:47:26,012
- You know, it's funny.
- 931
- 00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:27,914
- I remember one time,
- back in the day,
- 932
- 00:47:27,916 --> 00:47:31,083
- your dad and I were getting
- ready to go out in the Hamptons.
- 933
- 00:47:31,085 --> 00:47:33,019
- Your dad had
- his sunglasses on.
- 934
- 00:47:33,021 --> 00:47:35,388
- He turned his collar up.
- He looked super.
- 935
- 00:47:35,390 --> 00:47:37,390
- We get to the disco,
- the guy says to him,
- 936
- 00:47:37,392 --> 00:47:39,358
- "Sir, sir,
- your collar is up."
- 937
- 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,894
- Ruined the whole effect.
- 938
- 00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:43,362
- Hope you don't think
- I'm being presumptuous,
- 939
- 00:47:43,364 --> 00:47:46,100
- but I thought you gals looked
- like you'd enjoy some pot
- 940
- 00:47:48,002 --> 00:47:49,202
- roast.
- 941
- 00:47:51,206 --> 00:47:53,908
- I'm okay. I'm actually...
- I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.
- 942
- 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,942
- Oh.
- 943
- 00:47:55,944 --> 00:47:58,044
- Morgan, you're not a vegan.
- 944
- 00:47:58,046 --> 00:48:00,012
- What? 'Cause of the bacon?
- 945
- 00:48:00,014 --> 00:48:01,781
- Bacon's meat!
- 946
- 00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:03,783
- Well, listen. At least let me
- get you a little vino, okay?
- 947
- 00:48:03,785 --> 00:48:05,117
- I mean, the only
- animal cruelty involved
- 948
- 00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:07,320
- in that is what the wine guy
- charges me.
- 949
- 00:48:08,357 --> 00:48:10,289
- I actually like to keep
- all the best bottles
- 950
- 00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:12,858
- over there in the study.
- It's like a...
- 951
- 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,428
- It's sort of like my homage
- 952
- 00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:16,862
- - to all the great storytellers.
- - Yeah.
- 953
- 00:48:16,864 --> 00:48:19,266
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir
- 954
- 00:48:19,268 --> 00:48:22,238
- while I enjoy a first edition
- of La Comedie humaine.
- 955
- 00:48:22,804 --> 00:48:25,405
- Are you into Balzac?
- 956
- 00:48:25,407 --> 00:48:27,243
- Less and less with every
- experience.
- 957
- 00:48:28,843 --> 00:48:30,078
- Well, I'll be right back.
- 958
- 00:48:30,379 --> 00:48:31,480
- Okay.
- 959
- 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,317
- - It's happening again.
- - What is?
- 960
- 00:48:37,319 --> 00:48:39,152
- He's into me.
- 961
- 00:48:39,154 --> 00:48:40,820
- What are you talking about?
- 962
- 00:48:40,822 --> 00:48:42,256
- He wants a slice. Rog.
- 963
- 00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:45,827
- No, he's just, you know,
- like a little weird.
- 964
- 00:48:47,162 --> 00:48:49,862
- - Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- - Okay.
- 965
- 00:48:49,864 --> 00:48:50,998
- - They love me.
- - Oh, God.
- 966
- 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,166
- They want this.
- 967
- 00:48:53,168 --> 00:48:54,834
- If that makes them weird
- 968
- 00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:56,470
- then my SAT math tutor
- was weird,
- 969
- 00:48:56,472 --> 00:48:58,238
- - our landlord is weird.
- - He's weird.
- 970
- 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,275
- Mandy Patinkin is weird.
- 971
- 00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,142
- - Mmm.
- - I feel a little nauseated.
- 972
- 00:49:02,144 --> 00:49:03,843
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- 973
- 00:49:03,845 --> 00:49:04,947
- I'm okay. You just stay.
- I'll be right back.
- 974
- 00:49:05,414 --> 00:49:06,415
- Love you.
- 975
- 00:49:09,852 --> 00:49:11,985
- Hi. Audrey okay?
- 976
- 00:49:11,987 --> 00:49:14,354
- Oh, yeah, she's fine.
- She's finished. So am I.
- 977
- 00:49:14,356 --> 00:49:16,959
- Well, at least
- let me give you a digestif.
- 978
- 00:49:24,633 --> 00:49:26,033
- Ah! It's dry.
- 979
- 00:49:26,035 --> 00:49:28,502
- So are you a lover of art?
- 980
- 00:49:28,504 --> 00:49:31,907
- Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
- Love art.
- 981
- 00:49:34,877 --> 00:49:36,476
- And look at that art.
- 982
- 00:49:36,478 --> 00:49:39,313
- Doesn't look like she's
- enjoying herself too much.
- 983
- 00:49:39,315 --> 00:49:41,214
- Sometimes
- the sweetest pleasure comes
- 984
- 00:49:41,216 --> 00:49:42,519
- when you're not enjoying
- yourself.
- 985
- 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,188
- Don't know
- that I agree with that.
- 986
- 00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:48,223
- You wouldn't?
- 987
- 00:49:49,124 --> 00:49:50,859
- Okay. We're doing
- a massage now.
- 988
- 00:49:52,495 --> 00:49:53,295
- Here we go.
- 989
- 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:58,901
- Oh, my God!
- 990
- 00:50:00,002 --> 00:50:01,303
- Oh, my God!
- 991
- 00:50:11,281 --> 00:50:15,148
- Roger, thank you so much
- for having us at your home.
- 992
- 00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:17,951
- - It's my great pleasure.
- - But I just... I don't think...
- 993
- 00:50:17,953 --> 00:50:19,587
- I don't think so.
- 994
- 00:50:19,589 --> 00:50:21,524
- That actually kind...
- That kind of hurts.
- 995
- 00:50:22,525 --> 00:50:25,058
- Huh. Hello.
- 996
- 00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,927
- Who's this? I'm Morgan.
- 997
- 00:50:26,929 --> 00:50:28,995
- I'm a family friend. Is this your girlfriend?
- 998
- 00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:32,500
- Nadedja, no. We have to bring them in alive.
- 999
- 00:50:32,502 --> 00:50:34,102
- Oh, boy.
- 1000
- 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,073
- Weird.
- 1001
- 00:50:41,611 --> 00:50:44,212
- Ow. Ow.
- 1002
- 00:50:44,214 --> 00:50:46,080
- - Audrey.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1003
- 00:50:46,082 --> 00:50:49,450
- Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.
- 1004
- 00:50:49,452 --> 00:50:51,521
- No, that's not Roger.
- 1005
- 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:56,059
- That's Roger.
- 1006
- 00:50:57,227 --> 00:50:58,628
- Ah!
- 1007
- 00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:00,997
- They want the drive.
- 1008
- 00:51:02,665 --> 00:51:05,099
- You have to swallow it
- before they come back.
- 1009
- 00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:06,968
- - What?
- - I have thrown up, like, nine times.
- 1010
- 00:51:06,970 --> 00:51:08,369
- - What?
- - I can't do it.
- 1011
- 00:51:08,371 --> 00:51:11,439
- Well, I can't
- swallow anything.
- 1012
- 00:51:11,441 --> 00:51:13,441
- I can't even swallow Advil.
- 1013
- 00:51:13,443 --> 00:51:15,610
- I have to crush it up
- in my applesauce.
- 1014
- 00:51:15,612 --> 00:51:17,478
- No. You gotta swallow this.
- 1015
- 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,281
- No, I... Oh!
- 1016
- 00:51:20,183 --> 00:51:23,184
- Fine. Okay.
- If you really want me to.
- 1017
- 00:51:23,186 --> 00:51:25,253
- Oh, my God,
- you're heavy.
- 1018
- 00:51:25,255 --> 00:51:28,122
- - Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- - Okay.
- 1019
- 00:51:28,124 --> 00:51:29,426
- - Yeah. Ah!
- - Ah!
- 1020
- 00:51:30,393 --> 00:51:31,394
- Okay.
- 1021
- 00:51:32,462 --> 00:51:34,264
- - Ah.
- - Close your nose.
- 1022
- 00:51:40,471 --> 00:51:41,770
- Shit! Shit!
- 1023
- 00:51:41,772 --> 00:51:43,672
- Let's try it
- one more time.
- 1024
- 00:51:43,674 --> 00:51:47,476
- Ah. Ooh. Ah!
- 1025
- 00:51:47,478 --> 00:51:49,043
- Whoa!
- 1026
- 00:51:49,045 --> 00:51:50,313
- No, keep it in.
- 1027
- 00:51:56,353 --> 00:51:57,653
- I can't.
- 1028
- 00:51:57,655 --> 00:51:58,456
- Shit!
- 1029
- 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:00,291
- I can't do it.
- 1030
- 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:02,326
- I tried.
- 1031
- 00:52:09,032 --> 00:52:10,234
- Uh-oh.
- 1032
- 00:52:11,502 --> 00:52:12,670
- There's the ice cream lady.
- 1033
- 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,515
- Audrey.
- 1034
- 00:52:58,249 --> 00:52:59,250
- Audrey.
- 1035
- 00:53:01,285 --> 00:53:02,286
- Are you okay?
- 1036
- 00:53:03,755 --> 00:53:04,555
- Oh, God.
- 1037
- 00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:07,759
- Oh, God. I don't...
- I don't know.
- 1038
- 00:53:10,394 --> 00:53:12,561
- - Where the fuck are we?
- - I don't know.
- 1039
- 00:53:12,563 --> 00:53:15,732
- Audrey,
- how are you feelin'?
- 1040
- 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,701
- Marsha, Tom. Those are...
- Those are Drew's parents.
- 1041
- 00:53:18,703 --> 00:53:21,370
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
- you got dragged into this.
- 1042
- 00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:23,505
- I never meant for Drew to die.
- 1043
- 00:53:23,507 --> 00:53:24,874
- We know you didn't, Audrey.
- 1044
- 00:53:24,876 --> 00:53:26,876
- We're just glad
- you're alive.
- 1045
- 00:53:26,878 --> 00:53:30,145
- Will you untie us before they come
- back and tie you up too? Please.
- 1046
- 00:53:30,147 --> 00:53:31,716
- So where's the drive?
- 1047
- 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,116
- Oh.
- 1048
- 00:53:34,118 --> 00:53:34,851
- You know about that?
- 1049
- 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,720
- Shut up, you dumb bitch.
- 1050
- 00:53:37,722 --> 00:53:38,755
- Fuck you!
- 1051
- 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:41,156
- You wanna tell your friend
- to answer the question?
- 1052
- 00:53:41,158 --> 00:53:43,495
- Trust me, your son would've
- wanted you to protect us.
- 1053
- 00:53:44,696 --> 00:53:46,462
- Audrey...
- 1054
- 00:53:46,464 --> 00:53:48,731
- I don't think those
- are Drew's parents.
- 1055
- 00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,433
- - Of course, they are.
- - No.
- 1056
- 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,535
- We went out
- to The Cheesecake Factory.
- 1057
- 00:53:52,537 --> 00:53:54,270
- We shared
- chicken lettuce cups.
- 1058
- 00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:57,340
- We were at that restaurant to
- negotiate the sale of the drive.
- 1059
- 00:53:57,342 --> 00:53:59,208
- But we talked
- about real things.
- 1060
- 00:53:59,210 --> 00:54:00,710
- We talked about
- Tom's colonoscopy.
- 1061
- 00:54:00,712 --> 00:54:02,345
- Not getting
- a colonoscopy.
- 1062
- 00:54:02,347 --> 00:54:04,614
- He only took you to the
- restaurant as insurance,
- 1063
- 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,816
- so we wouldn't kill him
- if he left with the drive.
- 1064
- 00:54:06,818 --> 00:54:08,420
- Okay, let's get this done.
- 1065
- 00:54:09,588 --> 00:54:11,423
- Where is the fucking drive?
- 1066
- 00:54:12,757 --> 00:54:13,690
- No. No.
- 1067
- 00:54:13,692 --> 00:54:16,626
- Please, sir.
- Sir, please don't.
- 1068
- 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,295
- That's my best friend.
- Please, just...
- 1069
- 00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,630
- I flushed it down the toilet.
- 1070
- 00:54:24,402 --> 00:54:25,537
- Do you know
- what you've done?
- 1071
- 00:54:28,673 --> 00:54:29,474
- Nadedja.
- 1072
- 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,450
- Oh, good God.
- 1073
- 00:55:00,706 --> 00:55:01,805
- What is that?
- 1074
- 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,255
- Five kilometers out.
- 1075
- 00:55:19,257 --> 00:55:21,625
- Closing in on the safe house.
- 1076
- 00:55:21,627 --> 00:55:23,763
- Backup units, be advised,
- subjects heavily armed.
- 1077
- 00:55:31,804 --> 00:55:33,871
- Wow! You're so pretty.
- 1078
- 00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:36,340
- You're barely human,
- you're so pretty.
- 1079
- 00:55:36,342 --> 00:55:37,841
- And look how flexible
- you are.
- 1080
- 00:55:37,843 --> 00:55:38,976
- Morgan, shut up.
- 1081
- 00:55:38,978 --> 00:55:41,745
- No, everybody
- likes compliments.
- 1082
- 00:55:41,747 --> 00:55:42,713
- She's definitely
- not loving this, Morgan.
- 1083
- 00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:44,815
- She loves it. It's working.
- 1084
- 00:55:44,817 --> 00:55:46,383
- You just... You are so...
- 1085
- 00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:47,687
- You're so bad.
- 1086
- 00:55:49,288 --> 00:55:52,790
- Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
- I'm hungry.
- 1087
- 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:54,892
- You wanna get outta here
- and get a bite to eat?
- 1088
- 00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:55,728
- I like you.
- 1089
- 00:55:57,363 --> 00:55:58,631
- Oh, my God!
- 1090
- 00:56:08,474 --> 00:56:09,809
- Shit! They got the drive.
- 1091
- 00:56:11,044 --> 00:56:12,843
- Fuck!
- 1092
- 00:56:12,845 --> 00:56:14,845
- All right, kids, on my count,
- send the grenades in.
- 1093
- 00:56:14,847 --> 00:56:17,748
- - Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- - Wait! The girls could still be in there.
- 1094
- 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,916
- Yeah, and if they are,
- they're either surrounded
- 1095
- 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,584
- by terrorists or dead.
- 1096
- 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,453
- - Also, I don't care.
- - Just give me five minutes
- 1097
- 00:56:22,455 --> 00:56:23,922
- and three agents.
- I need to check.
- 1098
- 00:56:23,924 --> 00:56:25,389
- Oh, so four agents can die?
- 1099
- 00:56:25,391 --> 00:56:27,491
- You know this is
- my operation, right?
- 1100
- 00:56:27,493 --> 00:56:29,827
- So just sit tight,
- and let's crush this mother
- 1101
- 00:56:29,829 --> 00:56:32,696
- the way we crushed Yale at
- football nine years in a row.
- 1102
- 00:56:32,698 --> 00:56:35,733
- And by "we," I mean Harvard.
- Let's blow 'em up.
- 1103
- 00:56:35,735 --> 00:56:37,334
- - Roger that.
- - Watch the show.
- 1104
- 00:56:40,073 --> 00:56:42,639
- Uh...
- 1105
- 00:56:42,641 --> 00:56:45,277
- Actually, guys, hold up.
- Abort mission.
- 1106
- 00:56:46,412 --> 00:56:47,580
- - Copy that.
- - Go Crimson.
- 1107
- 00:56:56,022 --> 00:57:00,493
- I ask question. If I don't
- like answer, you feel pain.
- 1108
- 00:57:02,696 --> 00:57:03,697
- Same as her.
- 1109
- 00:57:04,664 --> 00:57:06,798
- It looks worse than it is.
- 1110
- 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,867
- I have freakishly
- strong teeth.
- 1111
- 00:57:08,869 --> 00:57:11,772
- I had braces for nine years. My
- orthodontist published a paper.
- 1112
- 00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:15,339
- Where is drive?
- 1113
- 00:57:15,341 --> 00:57:17,611
- I already told you.
- I flushed it down the toilet.
- 1114
- 00:57:19,646 --> 00:57:23,948
- You lie. No, I don't.
- I don't lie. No.
- 1115
- 00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:26,720
- Oh, my God!
- 1116
- 00:57:29,823 --> 00:57:31,456
- Please,
- I'm begging you. Please.
- 1117
- 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,526
- Please, do me a favor
- 1118
- 00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:34,795
- and eat my tit, bitch.
- 1119
- 00:57:35,695 --> 00:57:37,798
- And please, please.
- Please, just please
- 1120
- 00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:39,533
- go fuck yourself.
- 1121
- 00:57:40,967 --> 00:57:41,866
- 'Cause I'd love it
- 1122
- 00:57:41,868 --> 00:57:44,004
- if you would please just
- go fuck yourself.
- 1123
- 00:58:08,562 --> 00:58:12,064
- Trust me that I'm a terrible,
- terrible liar.
- 1124
- 00:58:12,066 --> 00:58:15,834
- - Everybody knows when I'm lying.
- - I can't lie.
- 1125
- 00:58:15,836 --> 00:58:18,103
- Me, too. I've never kept
- a secret in my life.
- 1126
- 00:58:18,105 --> 00:58:19,704
- Secrets are poison.
- 1127
- 00:58:19,706 --> 00:58:21,573
- Maybe you keep
- secret for her.
- 1128
- 00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:24,143
- No, I'll tell you anything
- that you wanna know about her.
- 1129
- 00:58:24,145 --> 00:58:25,012
- 'Cause I know it all.
- 1130
- 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,814
- She texts and drives.
- She does it all the time.
- 1131
- 00:58:28,816 --> 00:58:31,784
- She Instagrams on the freeway.
- She hashtags it "driving."
- 1132
- 00:58:31,786 --> 00:58:33,986
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm proving to her that
- 1133
- 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,788
- we don't keep secrets. Just
- tell her something about me.
- 1134
- 00:58:35,790 --> 00:58:37,890
- Okay, okay. Um,
- 1135
- 00:58:37,892 --> 00:58:40,192
- Morgan stole her dad's
- pain pills after his surgery
- 1136
- 00:58:40,194 --> 00:58:41,961
- - and sold them at Coachella.
- - I did.
- 1137
- 00:58:41,963 --> 00:58:44,730
- Audrey was once babysitting
- this eight-year-old kid
- 1138
- 00:58:44,732 --> 00:58:47,032
- and she flirted with him
- to get him to go to sleep.
- 1139
- 00:58:47,034 --> 00:58:48,433
- His name was Liam.
- 1140
- 00:58:48,435 --> 00:58:49,969
- She has sex dreams
- about Minions.
- 1141
- 00:58:49,971 --> 00:58:52,771
- Just the one Minion
- with the one eye.
- 1142
- 00:58:52,773 --> 00:58:54,573
- Is that supposed to be a dick?
- 1143
- 00:58:54,575 --> 00:58:56,175
- She googled it
- on my computer,
- 1144
- 00:58:56,177 --> 00:58:58,045
- and now I get
- a lot of weird ads.
- 1145
- 00:58:58,813 --> 00:59:00,445
- I said I was sorry.
- 1146
- 00:59:00,447 --> 00:59:01,816
- Audrey shaves
- between her boobs.
- 1147
- 00:59:02,717 --> 00:59:03,782
- Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.
- 1148
- 00:59:03,784 --> 00:59:06,218
- - I didn't know it was my cousin.
- - Morgan has HPV.
- 1149
- 00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:07,853
- Audrey has HPV.
- 1150
- 00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:09,488
- Morgan had sex
- in a playground once.
- 1151
- 00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:10,789
- Audrey hit a dog
- in the face.
- 1152
- 00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:12,458
- Morgan had lice as an adult.
- 1153
- 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:14,493
- Audrey can't come 'cause
- she's on antidepressants.
- 1154
- 00:59:14,495 --> 00:59:16,397
- I can! It just takes me
- a very long time.
- 1155
- 00:59:17,598 --> 00:59:18,998
- Oh, look.
- 1156
- 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,066
- Hey, hey.
- 1157
- 00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:23,102
- - It's working. It's working.
- - Yeah.
- 1158
- 00:59:23,104 --> 00:59:24,472
- What else do you wanna know?
- We'll tell you anything.
- 1159
- 00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:27,642
- How you know
- so much about her?
- 1160
- 00:59:28,243 --> 00:59:30,576
- And she about you?
- 1161
- 00:59:30,578 --> 00:59:33,946
- She's my best friend. We know
- everything about each other.
- 1162
- 00:59:33,948 --> 00:59:35,681
- You have a best friend, right?
- 1163
- 00:59:35,683 --> 00:59:36,582
- Of course
- she has a best friend.
- 1164
- 00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:37,716
- - Yeah.
- - Look at her.
- 1165
- 00:59:37,718 --> 00:59:40,753
- You're so charming, and you
- have so many good hobbies.
- 1166
- 00:59:40,755 --> 00:59:42,155
- - Hobbies.
- - You do...
- 1167
- 00:59:42,157 --> 00:59:43,758
- - You do have a best friend.
- - Yeah.
- 1168
- 00:59:45,227 --> 00:59:47,059
- Tell us
- about your best friend.
- 1169
- 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:48,796
- - Who is she?
- - What's her name? What does she look like?
- 1170
- 00:59:49,264 --> 00:59:50,464
- Bobik.
- 1171
- 00:59:51,532 --> 00:59:53,832
- - Bobik?
- - Bobik.
- 1172
- 00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:56,637
- - Oh.
- - Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.
- 1173
- 01:00:01,842 --> 01:00:02,677
- Bobik.
- 1174
- 01:00:04,913 --> 01:00:06,545
- - It's a balance beam.
- - Oh.
- 1175
- 01:00:06,547 --> 01:00:07,981
- It's a fucking balance beam.
- 1176
- 01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:09,249
- - Oh, God, no.
- - Your balance beam's
- 1177
- 01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:10,785
- - your best fucking friend?
- - What? Ah, no, no.
- 1178
- 01:00:20,661 --> 01:00:21,830
- Oh, fuck.
- 1179
- 01:00:24,132 --> 01:00:25,533
- Oh, fuck.
- 1180
- 01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:28,034
- You fucking dick, Henshaw!
- 1181
- 01:00:30,806 --> 01:00:31,807
- Fuck!
- 1182
- 01:00:34,309 --> 01:00:37,210
- Okay. Light it up.
- 1183
- 01:00:37,212 --> 01:00:38,714
- Copy.
- Sending in the grenades.
- 1184
- 01:00:54,062 --> 01:00:55,228
- What?
- Oh, my God!
- 1185
- 01:00:56,331 --> 01:00:57,532
- Who's that?
- 1186
- 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,675
- Oh, my God!
- 1187
- 01:01:26,094 --> 01:01:26,895
- - Yes!
- - Oh!
- 1188
- 01:01:40,109 --> 01:01:41,208
- Sebastian!
- 1189
- 01:01:41,210 --> 01:01:42,376
- - Hello.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1190
- 01:01:45,914 --> 01:01:47,549
- - Stay close.
- - Thank you so much!
- 1191
- 01:01:47,949 --> 01:01:49,986
- Oh, my God!
- 1192
- 01:02:00,963 --> 01:02:02,063
- Oh, my God!
- 1193
- 01:02:16,345 --> 01:02:18,079
- Okay, I trust you now.
- 1194
- 01:02:18,081 --> 01:02:19,882
- Jesus,
- I should hope so.
- 1195
- 01:02:21,684 --> 01:02:22,952
- Show me your hands.
- Show me your hands.
- 1196
- 01:02:23,986 --> 01:02:24,987
- What?
- 1197
- 01:02:28,691 --> 01:02:29,659
- Get in the fucking car.
- 1198
- 01:02:31,994 --> 01:02:32,995
- Us?
- 1199
- 01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:46,974
- I thought that the international
- intelligence office would be fancier.
- 1200
- 01:02:46,976 --> 01:02:48,375
- It's a temporary space.
- 1201
- 01:02:48,377 --> 01:02:50,678
- We don't wanna
- call attention to ourselves.
- 1202
- 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,379
- I know, but can you
- hang a poster?
- 1203
- 01:02:52,381 --> 01:02:54,014
- Can we get a drape?
- Something?
- 1204
- 01:02:54,016 --> 01:02:56,183
- This is what our tax dollars
- are paying for?
- 1205
- 01:02:56,185 --> 01:02:58,087
- You haven't paid
- your taxes for three years.
- 1206
- 01:02:58,688 --> 01:03:00,388
- You know that?
- 1207
- 01:03:00,390 --> 01:03:02,123
- Hey, look,
- Sebastian, I'm really sorry
- 1208
- 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:03,691
- I didn't give you
- the drive at that cafe.
- 1209
- 01:03:03,693 --> 01:03:05,862
- Nah. No, I understand.
- 1210
- 01:03:06,829 --> 01:03:08,696
- Drew told you
- to keep it safe.
- 1211
- 01:03:08,698 --> 01:03:10,766
- Can you at least tell us
- what's on that drive?
- 1212
- 01:03:13,136 --> 01:03:14,735
- All we know is,
- 1213
- 01:03:14,737 --> 01:03:16,837
- it was made by an
- international terrorist group
- 1214
- 01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:18,340
- named Highland.
- 1215
- 01:03:18,342 --> 01:03:21,144
- Intelligence tells us they're
- planning a series of attacks.
- 1216
- 01:03:22,111 --> 01:03:24,046
- If we had it,
- we'd know how to stop them.
- 1217
- 01:03:28,385 --> 01:03:29,852
- Henshaw, my office.
- 1218
- 01:03:31,721 --> 01:03:34,256
- What? Wait, wait.
- 1219
- 01:03:34,258 --> 01:03:36,857
- This is your boss?
- You're the boss?
- 1220
- 01:03:36,859 --> 01:03:39,027
- We have a real-life
- Judi Dench in our midst.
- 1221
- 01:03:39,029 --> 01:03:41,329
- You are the boss, and yet
- you have not sacrificed
- 1222
- 01:03:41,331 --> 01:03:43,731
- one ounce of femininity.
- 1223
- 01:03:43,733 --> 01:03:46,334
- Why have we been spending all of
- this time talking to the men,
- 1224
- 01:03:46,336 --> 01:03:49,337
- when this being has been
- floating through the halls
- 1225
- 01:03:49,339 --> 01:03:51,373
- of the building?
- Oh, my God!
- 1226
- 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:54,742
- - That's a compliment.
- - That is the Beyonce of the government.
- 1227
- 01:03:54,744 --> 01:03:56,880
- Duffer, stay here.
- 1228
- 01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,949
- I have so much respect
- for you that it has
- 1229
- 01:04:00,951 --> 01:04:03,053
- circled around
- into objectification.
- 1230
- 01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,086
- Ma'am!
- 1231
- 01:04:05,088 --> 01:04:07,522
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- I know I overstepped.
- 1232
- 01:04:07,524 --> 01:04:09,191
- Overstepped? No.
- 1233
- 01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:12,294
- I'd say what you did
- was closer to treason.
- 1234
- 01:04:12,296 --> 01:04:15,463
- Treason? I was
- merely trying to help.
- 1235
- 01:04:15,465 --> 01:04:19,467
- How long did your doctor say that
- your arm would take to heal?
- 1236
- 01:04:19,469 --> 01:04:21,203
- Um, three months
- for the bullet wound,
- 1237
- 01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:23,405
- - one for the sprain.
- - Fantastic.
- 1238
- 01:04:23,407 --> 01:04:24,873
- Take four months' leave.
- 1239
- 01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,308
- Oh, no. I assume he meant
- 1240
- 01:04:26,310 --> 01:04:28,009
- the two would
- heal simultaneously.
- 1241
- 01:04:28,011 --> 01:04:28,879
- I know what I said.
- 1242
- 01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:31,446
- Please
- take me through this.
- 1243
- 01:04:31,448 --> 01:04:34,049
- What exactly was
- going through your mind
- 1244
- 01:04:34,051 --> 01:04:36,017
- when you flushed it
- down the toilet?
- 1245
- 01:04:36,019 --> 01:04:38,086
- Were you thinking,
- "Oh, I know.
- 1246
- 01:04:38,088 --> 01:04:39,555
- "People are dying
- because of this.
- 1247
- 01:04:39,557 --> 01:04:41,156
- "So here's what I'll do.
- 1248
- 01:04:41,158 --> 01:04:42,958
- "I'll treat it like
- a piece of shit,
- 1249
- 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,292
- "wrapped up in toilet paper,
- 1250
- 01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:46,029
- "and then flush it
- down the toilet"?
- 1251
- 01:04:48,399 --> 01:04:50,566
- Oh, this is funny?
- Death is funny to you?
- 1252
- 01:04:50,568 --> 01:04:51,868
- No, I'm sorry.
- 1253
- 01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:54,869
- But that's how
- you go to the bathroom?
- 1254
- 01:04:54,871 --> 01:04:56,505
- Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.
- 1255
- 01:04:56,507 --> 01:04:58,006
- Great. You two laugh.
- 1256
- 01:04:58,008 --> 01:05:00,509
- Meanwhile, let me tell you
- how many people have died
- 1257
- 01:05:00,511 --> 01:05:02,280
- and will die
- because of your stupidity.
- 1258
- 01:05:05,816 --> 01:05:07,849
- I'm sorry. Just let me
- get this straight.
- 1259
- 01:05:07,851 --> 01:05:09,851
- So you wrap your hands
- in toilet paper,
- 1260
- 01:05:09,853 --> 01:05:11,086
- and then you poop
- into that,
- 1261
- 01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:12,821
- and then that
- whole contraption
- 1262
- 01:05:12,823 --> 01:05:14,156
- is what you drop
- into the toilet?
- 1263
- 01:05:14,158 --> 01:05:16,259
- - That was just a metaphor.
- - You know that the toilet is designed
- 1264
- 01:05:16,261 --> 01:05:17,993
- to take the work
- out of it for you, right?
- 1265
- 01:05:17,995 --> 01:05:19,428
- No, that's not
- what I was saying.
- 1266
- 01:05:19,430 --> 01:05:21,597
- I was say...
- I didn't say that.
- 1267
- 01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:23,432
- I poop normally.
- Like everybody else.
- 1268
- 01:05:23,434 --> 01:05:26,070
- Of course, yes. I know.
- I'm sorry. Okay.
- 1269
- 01:05:28,106 --> 01:05:30,905
- Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.
- 1270
- 01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:32,010
- Where are you going?
- 1271
- 01:05:34,545 --> 01:05:36,145
- I've been suspended.
- 1272
- 01:05:36,147 --> 01:05:38,514
- You two are to go
- back to Los Angeles.
- 1273
- 01:05:38,516 --> 01:05:40,283
- - What?
- - What?
- 1274
- 01:05:40,285 --> 01:05:43,252
- Duffer, transport these women
- to de Gaulle.
- 1275
- 01:05:43,254 --> 01:05:45,189
- Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.
- 1276
- 01:05:46,924 --> 01:05:48,924
- Please don't send us home.
- 1277
- 01:05:48,926 --> 01:05:51,927
- Spying, not easy.
- We know that now.
- 1278
- 01:05:51,929 --> 01:05:55,564
- But we have been a real help
- to this operation,
- 1279
- 01:05:55,566 --> 01:05:59,101
- and I know the drive is gone,
- but we are in this, boss.
- 1280
- 01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:01,437
- And if you would
- just give us a chance,
- 1281
- 01:06:01,439 --> 01:06:05,007
- I think that we could be
- a major resource for you.
- 1282
- 01:06:05,009 --> 01:06:09,314
- Would you consider
- keeping us on
- 1283
- 01:06:10,915 --> 01:06:13,284
- in this intelligence bureau?
- 1284
- 01:06:14,653 --> 01:06:17,288
- Please. Ma'am.
- 1285
- 01:06:20,058 --> 01:06:21,059
- Okay.
- 1286
- 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:23,926
- All right.
- 1287
- 01:06:23,928 --> 01:06:26,864
- I am going to take
- a chance on you two.
- 1288
- 01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:29,133
- Really?
- 1289
- 01:06:29,668 --> 01:06:31,202
- I could really use you.
- 1290
- 01:06:31,936 --> 01:06:33,302
- What?
- 1291
- 01:06:33,304 --> 01:06:34,339
- Are you serious?
- 1292
- 01:06:35,507 --> 01:06:36,508
- No.
- 1293
- 01:06:38,410 --> 01:06:40,345
- Their flight
- leaves in four hours.
- 1294
- 01:06:43,981 --> 01:06:47,049
- Hey, Morgan, I think that we
- should probably just head out.
- 1295
- 01:06:47,051 --> 01:06:50,086
- The fact that we even survived
- this is just dumb luck.
- 1296
- 01:06:50,088 --> 01:06:51,355
- I really just wanna go home.
- 1297
- 01:06:51,357 --> 01:06:53,189
- What? Why would you
- wanna go home
- 1298
- 01:06:53,191 --> 01:06:54,524
- in the middle of all this?
- 1299
- 01:06:54,526 --> 01:06:55,525
- We're a part of this.
- 1300
- 01:06:55,527 --> 01:06:57,396
- Come on, this isn't...
- This isn't who we are.
- 1301
- 01:06:58,697 --> 01:07:00,599
- Okay? We've done enough.
- 1302
- 01:07:01,966 --> 01:07:03,935
- Can we please
- just go home?
- 1303
- 01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:06,605
- I'm done.
- 1304
- 01:07:08,273 --> 01:07:11,441
- - Morgan, now.
- - Okay. Yes. Yes.
- 1305
- 01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:13,976
- That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
- why don't you drop 'em off
- 1306
- 01:07:13,978 --> 01:07:15,379
- at the airport
- on your way home?
- 1307
- 01:07:15,381 --> 01:07:17,280
- It'll prepare you
- for your next career,
- 1308
- 01:07:17,282 --> 01:07:18,550
- being a SuperShuttle driver.
- 1309
- 01:07:33,565 --> 01:07:35,298
- Out of curiosity,
- 1310
- 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,567
- if we still had the drive,
- what would've happened?
- 1311
- 01:07:37,569 --> 01:07:39,603
- - Hypothetically?
- - Yeah.
- 1312
- 01:07:39,605 --> 01:07:41,371
- Uh, I'd figure out
- how to de-encrypt it,
- 1313
- 01:07:41,373 --> 01:07:44,674
- then see what Highland's
- plans are and stop them.
- 1314
- 01:07:44,676 --> 01:07:46,612
- How do you de-encrypt
- something like that?
- 1315
- 01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:49,381
- Why do you wanna
- know all this?
- 1316
- 01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:52,384
- Because the drive
- is in my vagina.
- 1317
- 01:07:56,622 --> 01:07:57,889
- - What?
- - What?
- 1318
- 01:07:57,891 --> 01:08:00,056
- I mean, look, everybody kept
- saying that it was so important,
- 1319
- 01:08:00,058 --> 01:08:02,292
- and I wasn't gonna flush something
- that important down the toilet.
- 1320
- 01:08:02,294 --> 01:08:03,593
- Why didn't you
- just give it to Duffer?
- 1321
- 01:08:03,595 --> 01:08:05,228
- 'Cause he's an asshole.
- 1322
- 01:08:05,230 --> 01:08:07,564
- Wait, so when you said
- you wanted to go home...
- 1323
- 01:08:07,566 --> 01:08:12,102
- Yes, it was because I had the
- flash drive in my vagina.
- 1324
- 01:08:12,104 --> 01:08:15,472
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1325
- 01:08:15,474 --> 01:08:17,642
- - I know!
- - Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?
- 1326
- 01:08:17,644 --> 01:08:19,075
- You get used to it.
- 1327
- 01:08:19,077 --> 01:08:20,310
- Wait, so you were lying
- to that bitch
- 1328
- 01:08:20,312 --> 01:08:21,646
- when she was torturing us?
- 1329
- 01:08:21,648 --> 01:08:23,481
- - Yeah.
- - And you lied to me?
- 1330
- 01:08:23,483 --> 01:08:25,348
- You broke our sacred
- bond of trust.
- 1331
- 01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:27,350
- I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.
- 1332
- 01:08:27,352 --> 01:08:29,720
- But it's okay,
- 'cause it was amazing!
- 1333
- 01:08:29,722 --> 01:08:32,690
- I, um... Well, I don't mean to
- be impolite about this but...
- 1334
- 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:35,328
- Do you think you could
- access it from the...
- 1335
- 01:08:36,161 --> 01:08:37,495
- Place that...
- 1336
- 01:08:37,497 --> 01:08:39,630
- - In the...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1337
- 01:08:39,632 --> 01:08:41,634
- - What? Here?
- - Just don't look here.
- 1338
- 01:08:42,602 --> 01:08:44,802
- Oh.
- 1339
- 01:08:44,804 --> 01:08:47,271
- This is good. You should get it out.
- 'Cause the ultimate irony would be
- 1340
- 01:08:47,273 --> 01:08:50,142
- if you saved the world, and then
- died of toxic shock syndrome.
- 1341
- 01:08:51,778 --> 01:08:55,580
- ♪ She'll be coming round the
- mountain when she comes
- 1342
- 01:08:55,582 --> 01:08:57,983
- ♪ She'll be coming round the
- mountain when she comes ♪
- 1343
- 01:08:59,285 --> 01:09:00,485
- - Okay.
- - Oh, there it is.
- 1344
- 01:09:00,487 --> 01:09:02,052
- Oh.
- 1345
- 01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,387
- Should I put it in the...
- 1346
- 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,389
- - No. I'll, uh...
- - Like, a tissue?
- 1347
- 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:07,393
- No, no, no.
- I'll take it. I'll take it.
- 1348
- 01:09:12,532 --> 01:09:14,665
- So are you gonna use that
- to get your job back?
- 1349
- 01:09:14,667 --> 01:09:17,101
- People at my job
- just tried to kill all of us,
- 1350
- 01:09:17,103 --> 01:09:18,836
- so, to be honest, I'm not sure
- who to trust anymore.
- 1351
- 01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:20,507
- But thank you.
- 1352
- 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,476
- For trusting me.
- 1353
- 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,447
- Now, will you trust us?
- 1354
- 01:09:28,648 --> 01:09:30,414
- To help you?
- 1355
- 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,851
- I mean, you're injured, so I
- feel like you kind of need us.
- 1356
- 01:09:32,853 --> 01:09:35,586
- I mean, we're naturals.
- We're operatives.
- 1357
- 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,222
- We're semi-professionals at this point.
- Professional. We are professional.
- 1358
- 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,807
- So, um...
- 1359
- 01:09:55,809 --> 01:09:57,778
- Morgan, your idea of
- blending in is that outfit?
- 1360
- 01:09:58,511 --> 01:09:59,678
- Yeah.
- 1361
- 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,114
- Do I not look
- just like a French woman?
- 1362
- 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,750
- I look like a French woman.
- 1363
- 01:10:04,752 --> 01:10:06,286
- You look like
- a French curtain.
- 1364
- 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,522
- Yeah, 'cause I can hang.
- 1365
- 01:10:09,255 --> 01:10:11,122
- - Mmm. Mmm.
- - Mmm-hmm?
- 1366
- 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,424
- Something really weird
- on this drive.
- 1367
- 01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:15,126
- Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us
- 1368
- 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:17,261
- are perfectly waxed
- porn stars down there.
- 1369
- 01:10:17,263 --> 01:10:19,196
- Some of us have stuff.
- 1370
- 01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:21,400
- Oh, no, I meant
- the information on it.
- 1371
- 01:10:21,402 --> 01:10:22,901
- It's State Department
- encryption.
- 1372
- 01:10:22,903 --> 01:10:24,137
- Oh.
- 1373
- 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,440
- - Right.
- - Figures.
- 1374
- 01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:30,642
- - What do you mean?
- - Meaning Highland didn't make it.
- 1375
- 01:10:30,644 --> 01:10:32,444
- Your government did.
- 1376
- 01:10:32,446 --> 01:10:34,780
- I can't access it.
- I don't have clearance.
- 1377
- 01:10:34,782 --> 01:10:37,482
- What do you mean? You're a spy.
- Can't you just hack it?
- 1378
- 01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:40,519
- Well, they change
- the password every 24 hours.
- 1379
- 01:10:40,521 --> 01:10:43,288
- Even if I had a supercomputer,
- it'd take days.
- 1380
- 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:44,489
- So what are you saying?
- 1381
- 01:10:44,491 --> 01:10:47,492
- I'm saying we can't
- get onto the flash drive.
- 1382
- 01:10:47,494 --> 01:10:48,660
- - What?
- - There's gotta be something else
- 1383
- 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:51,563
- - we can do.
- - Not unless you have access to an expert
- 1384
- 01:10:51,565 --> 01:10:53,200
- in U.S. Intelligence
- computer security.
- 1385
- 01:10:56,804 --> 01:10:58,138
- One minute.
- 1386
- 01:11:07,648 --> 01:11:09,283
- Um...
- 1387
- 01:11:12,921 --> 01:11:15,387
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1388
- 01:11:15,389 --> 01:11:18,256
- That's all I
- remember from high school French.
- 1389
- 01:11:18,258 --> 01:11:19,658
- Shit. What were
- the lines I had
- 1390
- 01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:21,360
- in that French
- student film?
- 1391
- 01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:22,730
- Um...
- 1392
- 01:11:37,378 --> 01:11:38,412
- Oh, God.
- 1393
- 01:11:42,316 --> 01:11:43,317
- No?
- 1394
- 01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:48,353
- I need to borrow this
- for one minute.
- 1395
- 01:11:48,355 --> 01:11:49,556
- I will be there.
- 1396
- 01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:57,864
- Uh-huh. Hmm.
- 1397
- 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:04,939
- This is Edward.
- 1398
- 01:12:05,874 --> 01:12:08,841
- Eddie. Eddie Snowden.
- 1399
- 01:12:08,843 --> 01:12:11,276
- It's Morgan
- from Buck's Rock Camp.
- 1400
- 01:12:11,278 --> 01:12:12,514
- Oh, my God!
- 1401
- 01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:14,516
- Morgan. Um...
- 1402
- 01:12:15,282 --> 01:12:16,816
- Wow! It's been forever.
- 1403
- 01:12:16,818 --> 01:12:18,484
- I, uh...
- 1404
- 01:12:18,486 --> 01:12:19,952
- I sent you a bunch of emails
- over the years.
- 1405
- 01:12:19,954 --> 01:12:22,254
- You did? Shoot!
- 1406
- 01:12:22,256 --> 01:12:25,658
- Well, that's upsetting.
- I don't know where they went.
- 1407
- 01:12:25,660 --> 01:12:28,561
- I thought that you might not
- have your AOL account anymore.
- 1408
- 01:12:28,563 --> 01:12:30,463
- Oh, yeah.
- I switched to Gmail in '04.
- 1409
- 01:12:30,465 --> 01:12:33,266
- Oh. Actually, I knew that.
- 1410
- 01:12:33,268 --> 01:12:35,468
- Right. I guess you would.
- 1411
- 01:12:35,470 --> 01:12:36,903
- So I've been
- following the news.
- 1412
- 01:12:36,905 --> 01:12:38,738
- Oh, my God. Eddie.
- 1413
- 01:12:38,740 --> 01:12:40,473
- You have to understand,
- we didn't kill anybody.
- 1414
- 01:12:40,475 --> 01:12:41,574
- On purpose.
- 1415
- 01:12:41,576 --> 01:12:43,710
- Of course.
- It's called a frame job.
- 1416
- 01:12:43,712 --> 01:12:45,845
- They do that.
- 1417
- 01:12:45,847 --> 01:12:48,381
- Tell me what you need, Morgan.
- I'm here for you.
- 1418
- 01:12:48,383 --> 01:12:49,684
- Are you near a computer?
- 1419
- 01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:52,952
- Always.
- 1420
- 01:12:52,954 --> 01:12:55,924
- A capital H.
- Add sign. Lowercase U.
- 1421
- 01:12:57,392 --> 01:12:58,426
- Lowercase J.
- 1422
- 01:12:59,061 --> 01:13:00,326
- Percentage sign.
- 1423
- 01:13:00,328 --> 01:13:02,397
- - Yes, percentage.
- - Uppercase Y.
- 1424
- 01:13:06,434 --> 01:13:07,569
- Oh, my God! That's right.
- 1425
- 01:13:07,937 --> 01:13:09,903
- Okay. So?
- 1426
- 01:13:09,905 --> 01:13:10,940
- What are Highland's plans?
- 1427
- 01:13:12,074 --> 01:13:14,640
- These aren't
- Highland's plans.
- 1428
- 01:13:14,642 --> 01:13:17,610
- This drive is a back door
- to the entire Internet.
- 1429
- 01:13:17,612 --> 01:13:20,315
- Finances, emails.
- Everyone's secrets.
- 1430
- 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:23,886
- We need to
- get out of here now.
- 1431
- 01:13:24,987 --> 01:13:26,486
- We gotta go.
- 1432
- 01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:28,488
- - Uh-huh.
- - Morgan.
- 1433
- 01:13:28,490 --> 01:13:30,291
- You call me
- if you're ever in LA now.
- 1434
- 01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:33,628
- LA's gonna be hard.
- 1435
- 01:13:45,674 --> 01:13:46,809
- I need to add another target.
- 1436
- 01:13:47,843 --> 01:13:49,710
- - Double rate.
- - No.
- 1437
- 01:13:49,712 --> 01:13:52,713
- You already failed twice.
- The girls are still alive.
- 1438
- 01:13:52,715 --> 01:13:54,681
- Highland is very upset.
- 1439
- 01:13:57,352 --> 01:13:58,654
- Well, hello, beautiful.
- 1440
- 01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:04,858
- Baby...
- 1441
- 01:14:04,860 --> 01:14:06,061
- What happened
- to your face?
- 1442
- 01:14:10,499 --> 01:14:11,467
- What happened to yours?
- 1443
- 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,775
- Where we goin', chief?
- 1444
- 01:14:21,777 --> 01:14:23,512
- Amsterdam.
- We'll be safe there.
- 1445
- 01:14:25,147 --> 01:14:26,348
- Can I help you?
- 1446
- 01:14:27,449 --> 01:14:28,484
- Thank you.
- 1447
- 01:14:34,723 --> 01:14:35,825
- Nice boobs.
- 1448
- 01:14:37,827 --> 01:14:38,661
- Thanks.
- 1449
- 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:45,334
- Remember, the best place to hide
- is somewhere full of suspicious people.
- 1450
- 01:14:46,802 --> 01:14:49,536
- Oh, my God,
- is this what crack smells like?
- 1451
- 01:14:49,538 --> 01:14:51,505
- Is this the couple
- you saw at the gymnasium?
- 1452
- 01:14:51,507 --> 01:14:53,174
- Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.
- 1453
- 01:14:53,176 --> 01:14:55,076
- Heads of the Highland
- crime syndicate.
- 1454
- 01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:56,677
- - Out of Moscow.
- - Oh.
- 1455
- 01:14:56,679 --> 01:14:58,879
- Oligarchs, arms dealers,
- blackmailers,
- 1456
- 01:14:58,881 --> 01:15:00,714
- and former gymnastic coaches.
- 1457
- 01:15:00,716 --> 01:15:04,919
- And this is their trained
- assassin and former student.
- 1458
- 01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:06,888
- Not a fan.
- 1459
- 01:15:06,890 --> 01:15:08,957
- You guys. Audrey, come here.
- It's us. We're on the news.
- 1460
- 01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:10,557
- Thought to be part of
- a bigger terrorist plot...
- 1461
- 01:15:10,559 --> 01:15:11,826
- We're on TV.
- 1462
- 01:15:11,828 --> 01:15:13,895
- - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- - It's happening.
- 1463
- 01:15:13,897 --> 01:15:14,929
- ...the women were allegedly
- involved in the murder
- 1464
- 01:15:14,931 --> 01:15:16,530
- of a local ophthalmologist,
- 1465
- 01:15:16,532 --> 01:15:19,600
- which may have had
- a sexual motive.
- 1466
- 01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:21,769
- Sexual motive?
- Yeah. He wishes.
- 1467
- 01:15:21,771 --> 01:15:23,705
- The FBI has
- released transcripts
- 1468
- 01:15:23,707 --> 01:15:25,773
- of Facebook messages
- between the suspects.
- 1469
- 01:15:25,775 --> 01:15:28,643
- Oh, shit, Morgan.
- It's our chats.
- 1470
- 01:15:28,645 --> 01:15:32,647
- "I just wish he would die.
- Is that too much to ask?"
- 1471
- 01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:37,451
- "Just for someone to expletive
- murder him," said Audrey Stockman
- 1472
- 01:15:37,453 --> 01:15:38,653
- Oh, my God.
- 1473
- 01:15:38,655 --> 01:15:43,558
- Then, "Do you want me
- to murder him? I totally will.
- 1474
- 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,560
- "That's what friends are for.
- 1475
- 01:15:45,562 --> 01:15:49,900
- "Music note emoji. Music note
- emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.
- 1476
- 01:15:51,801 --> 01:15:53,036
- Your name is Morgan Freeman.
- 1477
- 01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:55,203
- I just put that together.
- 1478
- 01:15:55,205 --> 01:15:58,740
- Yeah. I can always get
- a reservation wherever I want.
- 1479
- 01:15:58,742 --> 01:16:00,608
- Honestly, I just don't believe
- 1480
- 01:16:00,610 --> 01:16:02,944
- - that Audrey would ever do this.
- - Oh.
- 1481
- 01:16:02,946 --> 01:16:05,246
- - She's just not that kind of person.
- - Wow, okay.
- 1482
- 01:16:05,248 --> 01:16:07,615
- You know. She's not
- that sophisticated.
- 1483
- 01:16:07,617 --> 01:16:09,150
- I mean, she's 30 years old,
- 1484
- 01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:12,520
- and she doesn't even
- have a bed frame, so...
- 1485
- 01:16:12,522 --> 01:16:14,689
- Box spring counts. A box spring counts.
- 1486
- 01:16:14,691 --> 01:16:15,957
- We've talked about this.
- 1487
- 01:16:26,036 --> 01:16:27,138
- Americans?
- 1488
- 01:16:34,245 --> 01:16:35,046
- Hey.
- 1489
- 01:16:35,645 --> 01:16:36,646
- Hi.
- 1490
- 01:16:45,555 --> 01:16:48,092
- I hope you're not upset about
- what that girl said on the news.
- 1491
- 01:16:49,659 --> 01:16:52,827
- Oh, well,
- I'm not that surprised.
- 1492
- 01:16:52,829 --> 01:16:54,629
- It's not like
- I've done anything
- 1493
- 01:16:54,631 --> 01:16:56,865
- that impressive with my life.
- 1494
- 01:16:56,867 --> 01:16:59,234
- I've seen you
- do some impressive things.
- 1495
- 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:00,903
- You were a great shot
- in the cafe.
- 1496
- 01:17:00,905 --> 01:17:04,073
- You switched
- the trophies on me.
- 1497
- 01:17:04,075 --> 01:17:06,241
- You didn't break
- when you were being tortured.
- 1498
- 01:17:06,243 --> 01:17:08,980
- Plus you had the foresight
- to stick that thing up your...
- 1499
- 01:17:11,614 --> 01:17:12,681
- ...thing.
- 1500
- 01:17:16,053 --> 01:17:18,020
- You know, I'm impressed
- with you too.
- 1501
- 01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:19,855
- You risked
- your whole life for me.
- 1502
- 01:17:19,857 --> 01:17:21,890
- Not many people
- would have done that.
- 1503
- 01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:23,894
- Including
- my ex-boyfriend.
- 1504
- 01:17:26,297 --> 01:17:27,497
- Yeah, about that.
- 1505
- 01:17:28,933 --> 01:17:30,067
- I wanna clear something up.
- 1506
- 01:17:31,669 --> 01:17:33,904
- You weren't just a cover
- for Drew. That much I know.
- 1507
- 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:35,973
- How?
- 1508
- 01:17:37,575 --> 01:17:40,109
- I was there the night
- you two met. At your birthday.
- 1509
- 01:17:40,111 --> 01:17:41,210
- What? At the bar?
- 1510
- 01:17:41,212 --> 01:17:43,178
- Outside,
- in the surveillance van.
- 1511
- 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,747
- Drew was in the bar
- to take out a target.
- 1512
- 01:17:44,749 --> 01:17:46,150
- - Wait, who?
- - The bartender.
- 1513
- 01:17:47,018 --> 01:17:48,285
- He was a recruiter for ISIS.
- 1514
- 01:17:52,357 --> 01:17:54,225
- Craft bourbon cocktail
- with tobacco bitters
- 1515
- 01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:57,028
- and rhubarb zest.
- 1516
- 01:18:05,770 --> 01:18:07,004
- Can you identify him
- as the target?
- 1517
- 01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:15,611
- - Oops, I'm sorry.
- - Oh, sorry!
- 1518
- 01:18:15,613 --> 01:18:16,678
- Happy birthday.
- 1519
- 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,981
- No. Do not get distracted.
- 1520
- 01:18:18,983 --> 01:18:21,050
- - Yeah.
- - It's not my birthday.
- 1521
- 01:18:21,052 --> 01:18:22,252
- - Oh.
- - I, um...
- 1522
- 01:18:22,254 --> 01:18:24,620
- I just kind of wear it
- for warmth.
- 1523
- 01:18:24,622 --> 01:18:25,954
- - Well, if it was your birthday...
- - She's funny.
- 1524
- 01:18:25,956 --> 01:18:27,656
- I would say "Happy birthday."
- 1525
- 01:18:27,658 --> 01:18:29,261
- Thayer, get away
- from her now.
- 1526
- 01:18:31,163 --> 01:18:32,897
- In our line of work,
- being with someone,
- 1527
- 01:18:34,099 --> 01:18:35,100
- caring about them,
- 1528
- 01:18:36,634 --> 01:18:38,667
- it makes our job harder.
- 1529
- 01:18:38,669 --> 01:18:41,073
- So if Drew was trying
- with you, then...
- 1530
- 01:18:42,874 --> 01:18:44,276
- That was real.
- 1531
- 01:18:45,310 --> 01:18:47,743
- And not that you
- asked my opinion,
- 1532
- 01:18:47,745 --> 01:18:49,645
- but the worst song
- on that jukebox is
- 1533
- 01:18:49,647 --> 01:18:50,816
- Your Body Is a Wonderland.
- 1534
- 01:18:51,349 --> 01:18:52,284
- No question.
- 1535
- 01:18:53,418 --> 01:18:54,918
- Oh, my God! What?
- 1536
- 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,353
- What? No way!
- Absolutely not. No.
- 1537
- 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,825
- Um, I lost my virginity
- to that song.
- 1538
- 01:19:01,827 --> 01:19:03,793
- What?
- 1539
- 01:19:03,795 --> 01:19:05,797
- To who? The cheesiest
- person in the world?
- 1540
- 01:19:06,164 --> 01:19:07,598
- Oh!
- 1541
- 01:19:08,433 --> 01:19:11,000
- Oh, hey, guys.
- 1542
- 01:19:11,002 --> 01:19:13,939
- Uh, rookworst, am I right?
- 1543
- 01:19:20,345 --> 01:19:23,014
- It always works.
- It's actually kind of funny.
- 1544
- 01:19:25,851 --> 01:19:26,950
- Audrey!
- 1545
- 01:19:26,952 --> 01:19:28,218
- Oh, my God! Morgan.
- 1546
- 01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:29,187
- She talks too much.
- 1547
- 01:19:30,388 --> 01:19:31,690
- Duffer.
- 1548
- 01:19:34,793 --> 01:19:36,059
- Jesus!
- 1549
- 01:19:36,061 --> 01:19:37,327
- Oh, my God!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 1550
- 01:19:37,329 --> 01:19:39,295
- Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!
- 1551
- 01:19:40,298 --> 01:19:42,031
- Hands up.
- 1552
- 01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:43,334
- - Okay.
- - That's both hands, cripple.
- 1553
- 01:19:44,836 --> 01:19:46,403
- Come on, Seb. Higher.
- 1554
- 01:19:47,839 --> 01:19:49,706
- Just because I can.
- 1555
- 01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:51,875
- What's this about,
- Duffer? Revenge?
- 1556
- 01:19:51,877 --> 01:19:53,244
- I was suspended. You won.
- 1557
- 01:19:53,246 --> 01:19:54,846
- Come on, man. I know I won.
- 1558
- 01:19:56,215 --> 01:19:58,183
- I'm just here for this.
- 1559
- 01:19:59,718 --> 01:20:03,119
- Of course, now I have a few
- loose ends to tie up.
- 1560
- 01:20:03,121 --> 01:20:04,754
- Hey! Hey!
- 1561
- 01:20:04,756 --> 01:20:07,491
- Okay! He has nothing
- to do with this, okay?
- 1562
- 01:20:07,493 --> 01:20:09,493
- I promise you this is
- just Morgan and me.
- 1563
- 01:20:09,495 --> 01:20:11,128
- Why don't you
- go back to the CIA,
- 1564
- 01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:13,330
- - and tell them that?
- - Jesus!
- 1565
- 01:20:13,332 --> 01:20:15,132
- You don't know
- that I'm the bad guy?
- 1566
- 01:20:15,134 --> 01:20:16,200
- What?
- 1567
- 01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:18,068
- He's not here
- on CIA business.
- 1568
- 01:20:18,070 --> 01:20:19,802
- He's working for Highland now.
- 1569
- 01:20:19,804 --> 01:20:21,838
- You have no idea
- how much the Chinese mafia's
- 1570
- 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,207
- willing to pay for this.
- 1571
- 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:26,010
- Or the Russian mafia.
- Multiple mafias want this.
- 1572
- 01:20:26,012 --> 01:20:27,211
- And, on that note,
- 1573
- 01:20:27,213 --> 01:20:29,413
- I'll finish you all off
- and be on my way.
- 1574
- 01:20:29,415 --> 01:20:32,183
- As much fun as it's been
- watching you fucktards play
- 1575
- 01:20:32,185 --> 01:20:33,619
- Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.
- 1576
- 01:20:39,825 --> 01:20:42,293
- - Okay, I got it.
- - That's a joke, Audrey.
- 1577
- 01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:44,028
- It's funny, because I'm funny. You
- know what? It doesn't matter.
- 1578
- 01:20:44,030 --> 01:20:46,096
- Because there's one thing
- that's mightier than the pen,
- 1579
- 01:20:46,098 --> 01:20:47,898
- and it's called
- a fucking handgun!
- 1580
- 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:50,267
- - Oh, my God!
- - So, for heckling me, Audrey...
- 1581
- 01:20:50,269 --> 01:20:51,535
- Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
- Please don't do this.
- 1582
- 01:20:51,537 --> 01:20:53,003
- Duffer, don't do this.
- 1583
- 01:20:53,005 --> 01:20:54,405
- - You die first.
- - Duffer!
- 1584
- 01:20:54,407 --> 01:20:55,341
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- 1585
- 01:21:00,112 --> 01:21:02,079
- Oh.
- 1586
- 01:21:02,081 --> 01:21:05,418
- This man, he want
- to rob from us, right?
- 1587
- 01:21:09,055 --> 01:21:11,222
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
- Yes. Absolutely.
- 1588
- 01:21:11,224 --> 01:21:13,259
- - Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- - Yes.
- 1589
- 01:21:19,832 --> 01:21:21,232
- How did he find us?
- 1590
- 01:21:21,234 --> 01:21:23,135
- I don't know.
- We took every precaution.
- 1591
- 01:21:24,471 --> 01:21:25,437
- We only used cash.
- 1592
- 01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:26,739
- No phones.
- 1593
- 01:21:30,243 --> 01:21:31,308
- Morgan.
- 1594
- 01:21:31,310 --> 01:21:32,144
- Hmm?
- 1595
- 01:21:32,945 --> 01:21:34,814
- Did you call
- your parents again?
- 1596
- 01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:38,282
- Yes. I had to.
- 1597
- 01:21:38,284 --> 01:21:40,084
- My father was gonna think
- that I was dead
- 1598
- 01:21:40,086 --> 01:21:41,151
- if he found out about Roger.
- 1599
- 01:21:41,153 --> 01:21:44,088
- So I went to a souvenir shop,
- I got a burner phone.
- 1600
- 01:21:44,090 --> 01:21:46,324
- I picked it up. One second,
- "Hi, I'm alive."
- 1601
- 01:21:46,326 --> 01:21:48,326
- And then I threw it
- in the dumpster.
- 1602
- 01:21:48,328 --> 01:21:50,262
- They can't trace a call
- if it's less than two minutes.
- 1603
- 01:21:50,264 --> 01:21:52,430
- - That's not a thing anymore.
- - That's not a thing!
- 1604
- 01:21:52,432 --> 01:21:53,964
- Well, I know that now.
- 1605
- 01:21:53,966 --> 01:21:56,033
- Ugh...
- 1606
- 01:21:56,035 --> 01:21:57,935
- Oh, my God.
- He's coming back to life.
- 1607
- 01:21:57,937 --> 01:21:59,139
- He's reanimating.
- 1608
- 01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:06,544
- Okay, it's a phone.
- That makes more sense.
- 1609
- 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:08,346
- It needs a thumbprint.
- 1610
- 01:22:08,348 --> 01:22:10,181
- - There's the thumb.
- - Seriously?
- 1611
- 01:22:10,183 --> 01:22:11,784
- I'm standing,
- so I can't do it.
- 1612
- 01:22:12,519 --> 01:22:13,453
- Oh, my God.
- 1613
- 01:22:15,455 --> 01:22:16,822
- Ugh.
- 1614
- 01:22:18,358 --> 01:22:20,458
- It says, "Text me
- when you get the package."
- 1615
- 01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:22,060
- Um...
- 1616
- 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:25,397
- Tell him we have the package,
- and ask where the drop is.
- 1617
- 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,932
- Oh, shit.
- It's locked again. Hold on.
- 1618
- 01:22:27,934 --> 01:22:30,201
- Oh, oh.
- 1619
- 01:22:30,203 --> 01:22:32,437
- He said, "Bring it
- to Operation Albrecht."
- 1620
- 01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:34,105
- - Okay.
- - What's Operation Albrecht?
- 1621
- 01:22:34,107 --> 01:22:35,275
- I'm checking his emails.
- 1622
- 01:22:37,110 --> 01:22:38,343
- Ah.
- 1623
- 01:22:38,345 --> 01:22:41,313
- He's been communicating with
- someone named Hunter Pierce.
- 1624
- 01:22:41,315 --> 01:22:42,480
- So a gay porn star.
- 1625
- 01:22:42,482 --> 01:22:44,516
- Uh...
- 1626
- 01:22:44,518 --> 01:22:47,152
- Highland was planning
- to buy the drive from Duffer.
- 1627
- 01:22:47,154 --> 01:22:48,822
- They called it
- Operation Albrecht.
- 1628
- 01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:51,356
- It's going down
- tomorrow night.
- 1629
- 01:22:51,358 --> 01:22:54,259
- There's a gala in Berlin
- at the Museum of Technology.
- 1630
- 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:57,164
- Text him back and say we'll
- meet them there with the drive.
- 1631
- 01:22:59,533 --> 01:23:02,200
- The phone is locked again.
- I need the thumbprint.
- 1632
- 01:23:02,202 --> 01:23:03,902
- You know what? Forget it.
- 1633
- 01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,473
- - Okay.
- - Oh, the thumb! Yes!
- 1634
- 01:23:08,475 --> 01:23:09,477
- Audrey...
- 1635
- 01:23:12,045 --> 01:23:14,379
- Oh, my God!
- 1636
- 01:23:22,657 --> 01:23:24,089
- Thumbs up.
- 1637
- 01:23:24,091 --> 01:23:25,092
- Go.
- 1638
- 01:23:29,530 --> 01:23:32,030
- So here's the plan.
- We go to Berlin.
- 1639
- 01:23:34,167 --> 01:23:36,268
- Wait, we're gonna walk
- right into this gala?
- 1640
- 01:23:36,270 --> 01:23:39,104
- No. We pose as
- two people on the guest list.
- 1641
- 01:23:39,106 --> 01:23:41,240
- The Canadian ambassador
- and his wife.
- 1642
- 01:23:41,242 --> 01:23:43,141
- Uh, won't people know
- what they look like?
- 1643
- 01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:44,276
- No.
- 1644
- 01:23:44,278 --> 01:23:46,345
- No one ever remembers
- what Canadians look like.
- 1645
- 01:23:46,347 --> 01:23:48,182
- They land at Tegel Airport
- at 2:00 p.m.
- 1646
- 01:23:49,116 --> 01:23:50,616
- Can I do an accent?
- 1647
- 01:23:50,618 --> 01:23:52,318
- - Please don't.
- - I know what I'm gonna do.
- 1648
- 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,587
- Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?
- 1649
- 01:23:54,589 --> 01:23:55,556
- Perfect. I'm Bill.
- 1650
- 01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:58,424
- I know what you're thinking.
- 1651
- 01:23:58,426 --> 01:24:00,192
- How'd a bloke
- from the East End
- 1652
- 01:24:00,194 --> 01:24:01,960
- get all the way
- to Berlin, Germany?
- 1653
- 01:24:01,962 --> 01:24:04,663
- Well, I will tell you
- on the way to the car.
- 1654
- 01:24:04,665 --> 01:24:08,100
- I said, "What are you
- doing here, Queen?"
- 1655
- 01:24:08,102 --> 01:24:11,003
- She said, "I was
- bored up in that castle.
- 1656
- 01:24:11,005 --> 01:24:12,240
- "I had to get out."
- 1657
- 01:24:17,011 --> 01:24:18,613
- Okay, let's drive then.
- 1658
- 01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:23,315
- No! We're being robbed.
- 1659
- 01:24:23,317 --> 01:24:25,184
- No! Not again.
- 1660
- 01:24:25,186 --> 01:24:28,421
- - Sorry.
- - Please, no. I've a little girl at home.
- 1661
- 01:24:28,423 --> 01:24:30,489
- - Okay. We gotta go!
- - Me wife is dead.
- 1662
- 01:24:30,491 --> 01:24:32,458
- - Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- - She needs a new kidney.
- 1663
- 01:24:32,460 --> 01:24:34,962
- - Morgan, no, let's just...
- - I came up with a story.
- 1664
- 01:25:02,023 --> 01:25:04,491
- I hope I look like
- the Canadian ambassador's wife.
- 1665
- 01:25:04,493 --> 01:25:06,660
- I hope I look like Chris
- Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.
- 1666
- 01:25:06,662 --> 01:25:09,061
- - Am I done?
- - Yeah. You're good.
- 1667
- 01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:10,430
- I just think if one of us is
- changing her look,
- 1668
- 01:25:10,432 --> 01:25:12,064
- then the other
- should change her look
- 1669
- 01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:13,132
- for disguise reasons.
- 1670
- 01:25:13,134 --> 01:25:16,237
- Like, you're about to look
- like Amanda Mullicay.
- 1671
- 01:25:17,171 --> 01:25:18,440
- And I'm about to look like...
- 1672
- 01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,609
- Shit. I'm about
- to look like you.
- 1673
- 01:25:22,611 --> 01:25:24,678
- Not that it's a bad look.
- It's just we switched places,
- 1674
- 01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:27,280
- so if they're looking
- for a blonde and a brunette,
- 1675
- 01:25:27,282 --> 01:25:29,081
- then we're still gonna be
- a blonde and a brunette.
- 1676
- 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,283
- Oh, we fucked up.
- 1677
- 01:25:30,285 --> 01:25:32,385
- I hope this isn't
- what gets us killed tonight.
- 1678
- 01:25:32,387 --> 01:25:35,822
- No. Hey, we're
- not gonna die tonight.
- 1679
- 01:25:35,824 --> 01:25:37,626
- You're right, we're not.
- But if we do...
- 1680
- 01:25:38,794 --> 01:25:41,127
- - We're not, but if we do...
- - Oh, my God.
- 1681
- 01:25:41,129 --> 01:25:43,730
- I know a lot of horrific stuff
- has happened this week,
- 1682
- 01:25:43,732 --> 01:25:45,032
- but, um...
- 1683
- 01:25:46,401 --> 01:25:48,070
- It has been
- the best week of my life.
- 1684
- 01:25:49,538 --> 01:25:52,339
- - Really?
- - Yeah, just being out here, like,
- 1685
- 01:25:52,341 --> 01:25:55,575
- on this adventure, with you,
- 1686
- 01:25:55,577 --> 01:25:58,378
- doing the right thing,
- and nobody's judging me...
- 1687
- 01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,515
- I don't know.
- 1688
- 01:26:00,649 --> 01:26:02,050
- Do you normally feel judged?
- 1689
- 01:26:03,118 --> 01:26:04,284
- You know that thing
- that Drew said to me
- 1690
- 01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:06,319
- about me being a little much?
- 1691
- 01:26:06,321 --> 01:26:08,588
- It's not the first time
- I've heard that.
- 1692
- 01:26:08,590 --> 01:26:10,490
- You're not "a little much."
- 1693
- 01:26:10,492 --> 01:26:12,759
- I am. I am "a little much."
- I'm a lot much.
- 1694
- 01:26:12,761 --> 01:26:14,862
- No, you're not.
- 1695
- 01:26:14,864 --> 01:26:16,196
- The only people
- who don't think so
- 1696
- 01:26:16,198 --> 01:26:17,397
- are you and my parents.
- 1697
- 01:26:17,399 --> 01:26:19,234
- That's 'cause
- everyone else is boring.
- 1698
- 01:26:23,740 --> 01:26:24,540
- Sorry.
- 1699
- 01:26:26,843 --> 01:26:28,575
- I'm so proud of you.
- 1700
- 01:26:28,577 --> 01:26:29,877
- Honey, I'm proud of you.
- 1701
- 01:26:32,281 --> 01:26:33,282
- Oh, my God.
- 1702
- 01:26:36,285 --> 01:26:37,718
- - So, don't...
- - Don't die, okay?
- 1703
- 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,787
- Please don't die,
- because then I would die,
- 1704
- 01:26:39,789 --> 01:26:42,623
- and then we would both be dead,
- and that would be a waste.
- 1705
- 01:26:57,406 --> 01:26:59,774
- Morgan.
- Are you in position?
- 1706
- 01:26:59,776 --> 01:27:01,475
- Yeah, I was born in position.
- 1707
- 01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,544
- Yes, everyone's
- born in position.
- 1708
- 01:27:03,546 --> 01:27:05,713
- That's why they call it
- the fetal position.
- 1709
- 01:27:05,715 --> 01:27:07,280
- Right. Yeah, I just got that.
- 1710
- 01:27:08,785 --> 01:27:11,686
- - Amanda.
- - Ethan.
- 1711
- 01:27:11,688 --> 01:27:14,357
- Just act natural.
- Just another normal night.
- 1712
- 01:27:16,158 --> 01:27:17,458
- Yeah.
- 1713
- 01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:18,659
- Performing with
- Cirque du Soleil
- 1714
- 01:27:18,661 --> 01:27:20,528
- is actually a top three
- dream of mine.
- 1715
- 01:27:20,530 --> 01:27:21,629
- I'm highly prepared
- for this mission.
- 1716
- 01:27:21,631 --> 01:27:24,765
- I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
- and Clowning at camp.
- 1717
- 01:27:24,767 --> 01:27:26,767
- It was competitive
- and I excelled.
- 1718
- 01:27:26,769 --> 01:27:28,936
- Once again, Morgan, you're not
- performing with the troupe.
- 1719
- 01:27:28,938 --> 01:27:31,939
- Your job is to stay backstage
- and watch the surveillance.
- 1720
- 01:27:31,941 --> 01:27:33,441
- We need to locate the buyer.
- 1721
- 01:27:33,443 --> 01:27:34,711
- Okay. But... But...
- 1722
- 01:27:35,945 --> 01:27:38,312
- Not just for one song?
- 1723
- 01:27:38,314 --> 01:27:39,447
- - No.
- - I hear you.
- 1724
- 01:27:39,449 --> 01:27:41,515
- But wouldn't I be better able
- to identify the mark
- 1725
- 01:27:41,517 --> 01:27:43,484
- if I was spinning around on
- that silver spinning thingy?
- 1726
- 01:27:43,486 --> 01:27:44,819
- - No.
- - Copy that.
- 1727
- 01:27:44,821 --> 01:27:46,454
- But what if
- I was on the trapeze?
- 1728
- 01:27:46,456 --> 01:27:48,389
- In which I am trained.
- 1729
- 01:27:48,391 --> 01:27:50,191
- - No.
- - Affirmative.
- 1730
- 01:27:50,193 --> 01:27:51,127
- Mongoose standing down.
- 1731
- 01:27:53,730 --> 01:27:55,196
- Hey!
- 1732
- 01:28:01,371 --> 01:28:02,603
- Hey!
- 1733
- 01:28:05,976 --> 01:28:08,476
- You guys, you guys,
- I see someone suspicious.
- 1734
- 01:28:08,478 --> 01:28:11,212
- Okay. Stay calm.
- 1735
- 01:28:11,214 --> 01:28:13,514
- - Can you describe them?
- - Okay.
- 1736
- 01:28:13,516 --> 01:28:15,583
- He's got an insane
- twirly mustache.
- 1737
- 01:28:15,585 --> 01:28:17,251
- He's got the big bushy
- scary eyebrows.
- 1738
- 01:28:17,253 --> 01:28:18,354
- And...
- 1739
- 01:28:19,522 --> 01:28:21,690
- Yep. Yep.
- He's holding a bag of money.
- 1740
- 01:28:21,692 --> 01:28:23,859
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- we have our buyer.
- 1741
- 01:28:23,861 --> 01:28:25,661
- Yeah, I think that guy's
- part of the show.
- 1742
- 01:28:25,663 --> 01:28:27,528
- Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
- an actual bad guy
- 1743
- 01:28:27,530 --> 01:28:29,363
- would look like
- an evil Mr. Monopoly.
- 1744
- 01:28:29,365 --> 01:28:30,699
- I don't know.
- 1745
- 01:28:30,701 --> 01:28:32,834
- I gotta go with my gut
- on this. I'm sorry.
- 1746
- 01:28:35,839 --> 01:28:36,874
- Oh.
- 1747
- 01:28:52,288 --> 01:28:54,523
- And I was mistaken.
- He is a part of the show.
- 1748
- 01:28:54,525 --> 01:28:56,627
- I repeat,
- he is a part of the show.
- 1749
- 01:28:57,861 --> 01:29:00,462
- Oh!
- 1750
- 01:29:03,467 --> 01:29:05,834
- - What?
- - That's Tom and Marsha.
- 1751
- 01:29:05,836 --> 01:29:07,971
- Drew's fake parents.
- Or whoever they are.
- 1752
- 01:29:17,581 --> 01:29:20,415
- Morgan, get backstage.
- I've been blown.
- 1753
- 01:29:22,853 --> 01:29:23,721
- Who has blown you?
- 1754
- 01:29:24,588 --> 01:29:25,921
- Morgan, it's not funny.
- 1755
- 01:29:25,923 --> 01:29:29,424
- I agree. There's nothing funny
- about you being blown.
- 1756
- 01:29:29,426 --> 01:29:30,726
- Okay. You two, stay together
- 1757
- 01:29:30,728 --> 01:29:31,927
- and in plain sight
- until I get back.
- 1758
- 01:29:31,929 --> 01:29:33,664
- You, uh... You put the drive
- somewhere safe?
- 1759
- 01:29:34,598 --> 01:29:35,964
- Very safe.
- 1760
- 01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:37,568
- Is it the same place
- as last time?
- 1761
- 01:29:37,935 --> 01:29:39,336
- You'll see.
- 1762
- 01:29:41,305 --> 01:29:42,840
- I don't actually mean,
- like, you'll see.
- 1763
- 01:29:44,475 --> 01:29:45,474
- - Please just go.
- - Yeah.
- 1764
- 01:29:45,476 --> 01:29:46,575
- Okay.
- 1765
- 01:30:01,425 --> 01:30:02,526
- No smoking, sir.
- 1766
- 01:30:02,861 --> 01:30:04,426
- Oh.
- 1767
- 01:30:04,428 --> 01:30:06,296
- I'm sorry.
- Awful habit, I know.
- 1768
- 01:30:07,899 --> 01:30:09,498
- - You want one?
- - I don't smoke, sir.
- 1769
- 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,599
- Yeah, neither do I.
- 1770
- 01:30:33,925 --> 01:30:34,726
- Sebastian...
- 1771
- 01:30:36,460 --> 01:30:37,629
- Sebastian, you got a text.
- 1772
- 01:30:41,398 --> 01:30:42,734
- Sebastian, is everything okay?
- 1773
- 01:31:13,698 --> 01:31:15,498
- Morgan, Sebastian's
- not responding.
- 1774
- 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,167
- Oh, my God!
- That's really bad.
- 1775
- 01:31:17,169 --> 01:31:19,535
- Or not. I don't wanna scare
- you. Could mean anything.
- 1776
- 01:31:19,537 --> 01:31:21,771
- The buyer texted me.
- I have to go meet him.
- 1777
- 01:31:21,773 --> 01:31:23,940
- - Or her.
- - Thank you. I was gonna say,
- 1778
- 01:31:23,942 --> 01:31:25,775
- women can be terrorists too.
- 1779
- 01:31:25,777 --> 01:31:27,710
- We can do anything
- we put our minds to.
- 1780
- 01:31:27,712 --> 01:31:28,744
- Can you see if you can
- get eyes on Sebastian?
- 1781
- 01:31:28,746 --> 01:31:30,013
- He couldn't have gotten far.
- 1782
- 01:31:30,015 --> 01:31:31,050
- Okay.
- 1783
- 01:31:33,551 --> 01:31:34,817
- Yeah. In that case,
- 1784
- 01:31:34,819 --> 01:31:36,719
- I am gonna climb
- the ladder. I know...
- 1785
- 01:31:38,123 --> 01:31:39,256
- Morgan?
- 1786
- 01:31:39,258 --> 01:31:41,959
- ...trapeze platform really
- is the best vantage point.
- 1787
- 01:31:41,961 --> 01:31:43,593
- Morgan!
- 1788
- 01:31:43,595 --> 01:31:44,729
- Oh, my God.
- 1789
- 01:32:04,149 --> 01:32:05,383
- Audrey. Oh, my God!
- 1790
- 01:32:05,818 --> 01:32:07,019
- What the fuck?
- 1791
- 01:32:08,721 --> 01:32:09,889
- Okay.
- 1792
- 01:32:11,056 --> 01:32:12,189
- Okay.
- 1793
- 01:32:14,492 --> 01:32:16,593
- Audrey, the goldfinch
- has reached
- 1794
- 01:32:16,595 --> 01:32:18,461
- her very precarious perch.
- 1795
- 01:32:18,463 --> 01:32:20,230
- I think I'm about,
- I don't know,
- 1796
- 01:32:20,232 --> 01:32:21,867
- 2,000 feet off the ground.
- 1797
- 01:32:23,002 --> 01:32:24,003
- Huh.
- 1798
- 01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:28,841
- No.
- 1799
- 01:32:35,648 --> 01:32:37,783
- Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.
- 1800
- 01:32:38,784 --> 01:32:39,952
- What? Excuse me.
- 1801
- 01:32:40,686 --> 01:32:41,854
- Give me the ladder.
- 1802
- 01:32:42,755 --> 01:32:43,820
- Fuck me.
- 1803
- 01:32:46,025 --> 01:32:48,258
- - Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- - Dead. Yeah.
- 1804
- 01:32:48,260 --> 01:32:50,661
- I was right on the edge.
- 1805
- 01:32:50,663 --> 01:32:53,032
- But the idea of you being
- out there kept me alive.
- 1806
- 01:32:54,267 --> 01:32:55,601
- I'm here to save you.
- 1807
- 01:32:56,702 --> 01:32:58,802
- - Me?
- - And to stop Henshaw.
- 1808
- 01:32:58,804 --> 01:33:00,973
- What? Sebastian?
- No, he's helping us.
- 1809
- 01:33:01,974 --> 01:33:03,809
- Audrey, do you know
- about Highland?
- 1810
- 01:33:05,110 --> 01:33:06,810
- Yeah.
- 1811
- 01:33:06,812 --> 01:33:08,047
- Sebastian works for Highland.
- 1812
- 01:33:10,616 --> 01:33:11,982
- No. That's not possible.
- 1813
- 01:33:11,984 --> 01:33:13,717
- Why would he come
- and risk his life?
- 1814
- 01:33:13,719 --> 01:33:15,018
- Why would he get fired?
- 1815
- 01:33:15,020 --> 01:33:16,553
- What did he tell you?
- Did he tell you
- 1816
- 01:33:16,555 --> 01:33:18,622
- you're here to find
- a buyer for the drive?
- 1817
- 01:33:18,624 --> 01:33:20,557
- You're just here
- so he can kill me.
- 1818
- 01:33:20,559 --> 01:33:22,628
- He was using you
- as bait to find me.
- 1819
- 01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,131
- He knew that
- I'd come back for you.
- 1820
- 01:33:26,299 --> 01:33:27,866
- That I'd never
- let him hurt you.
- 1821
- 01:33:29,135 --> 01:33:29,936
- And now, here I am.
- 1822
- 01:33:31,304 --> 01:33:33,204
- Yeah.
- 1823
- 01:33:33,206 --> 01:33:35,206
- Audrey, I have some bad news.
- 1824
- 01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:37,875
- Nadedja is still alive,
- 1825
- 01:33:37,877 --> 01:33:40,278
- and she is on the other
- trapeze platform
- 1826
- 01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,846
- right now.
- 1827
- 01:33:41,848 --> 01:33:43,247
- She might have a bomb on her.
- I don't know.
- 1828
- 01:33:43,249 --> 01:33:45,582
- Maybe this is one
- of the terrorist attacks.
- 1829
- 01:33:45,584 --> 01:33:46,516
- That doesn't really
- make any sense.
- 1830
- 01:33:46,518 --> 01:33:48,685
- She doesn't seem
- like a suicide bomber.
- 1831
- 01:33:48,687 --> 01:33:50,922
- That girl has
- high self-esteem.
- 1832
- 01:33:50,924 --> 01:33:52,125
- She's so full of herself.
- 1833
- 01:33:54,694 --> 01:33:56,861
- The point is, Audrey,
- I'm looking at her,
- 1834
- 01:33:56,863 --> 01:33:59,330
- and she definitely
- does wanna kill me.
- 1835
- 01:33:59,332 --> 01:34:01,199
- And then she's gonna
- come after you.
- 1836
- 01:34:03,603 --> 01:34:06,072
- So I think I gotta fix this.
- 1837
- 01:34:10,010 --> 01:34:11,878
- I can do this.
- 1838
- 01:34:12,712 --> 01:34:14,612
- Remember your training
- 1839
- 01:34:14,614 --> 01:34:15,915
- from the New Jersey
- Circus Center.
- 1840
- 01:34:56,223 --> 01:34:57,989
- Could I just
- ask you something?
- 1841
- 01:34:57,991 --> 01:34:59,059
- Anything.
- 1842
- 01:35:00,894 --> 01:35:02,227
- Did you leave that drive
- in my apartment
- 1843
- 01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:04,962
- because you thought
- that I would never leave?
- 1844
- 01:35:04,964 --> 01:35:08,067
- That I wouldn't grow?
- That I wouldn't go anywhere?
- 1845
- 01:35:08,069 --> 01:35:10,135
- Did you send me to Vienna
- because you just
- 1846
- 01:35:10,137 --> 01:35:11,836
- assumed that I wouldn't
- question anything?
- 1847
- 01:35:11,838 --> 01:35:13,606
- No. No. No, no. I mean...
- 1848
- 01:35:15,909 --> 01:35:16,977
- I underestimated you.
- 1849
- 01:35:18,112 --> 01:35:19,246
- You hurt me.
- 1850
- 01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:22,816
- I'm so sorry.
- 1851
- 01:35:24,351 --> 01:35:25,286
- I had to.
- 1852
- 01:35:27,254 --> 01:35:29,156
- But now, seeing everything
- that you've done,
- 1853
- 01:35:31,724 --> 01:35:32,993
- I've never loved you more.
- 1854
- 01:35:35,695 --> 01:35:36,596
- Do you love me?
- 1855
- 01:35:37,264 --> 01:35:38,933
- I love you, Audrey Stockman.
- 1856
- 01:35:46,974 --> 01:35:48,008
- Looks very real to me.
- 1857
- 01:35:54,148 --> 01:35:57,149
- What was the name
- of the nun that beat you
- 1858
- 01:35:57,151 --> 01:35:59,985
- in whatever fucking orphanage...
- 1859
- 01:35:59,987 --> 01:36:01,787
- ...you grew up in,
- you skank?
- 1860
- 01:36:01,789 --> 01:36:03,124
- Ow. Ow.
- 1861
- 01:37:18,233 --> 01:37:21,436
- Audrey.
- Audrey, I did it.
- 1862
- 01:37:23,104 --> 01:37:24,172
- We're safe.
- 1863
- 01:37:26,208 --> 01:37:27,209
- Audrey.
- 1864
- 01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:30,078
- Audrey?
- 1865
- 01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:33,281
- Shit!
- 1866
- 01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:36,418
- Your boss give you
- any new spy gadgets?
- 1867
- 01:37:37,219 --> 01:37:38,053
- Uh, no.
- 1868
- 01:37:38,954 --> 01:37:40,119
- Canadian now?
- 1869
- 01:37:40,121 --> 01:37:43,256
- - Eh!
- - Eh! Good.
- 1870
- 01:37:43,258 --> 01:37:47,062
- - Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- - Is that gonna blow my head off?
- 1871
- 01:37:47,429 --> 01:37:49,262
- Hmm?
- 1872
- 01:37:49,264 --> 01:37:51,798
- Thousand guesses, never
- would've landed on "thumb."
- 1873
- 01:37:53,301 --> 01:37:54,803
- Anything else, Double O Sexy?
- 1874
- 01:37:59,274 --> 01:38:00,375
- The drive isn't in there.
- 1875
- 01:38:04,112 --> 01:38:05,113
- Oh, come on.
- 1876
- 01:38:07,882 --> 01:38:09,050
- Hey.
- 1877
- 01:38:09,951 --> 01:38:11,253
- You can trust me.
- 1878
- 01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:16,324
- Really? 'Cause you said
- not to trust anyone.
- 1879
- 01:38:19,462 --> 01:38:21,127
- - Stand back!
- - Go on. Move it.
- 1880
- 01:38:21,129 --> 01:38:22,529
- Sebastian?
- 1881
- 01:38:22,531 --> 01:38:24,933
- - Audrey.
- - Audrey, step back. He's with them.
- 1882
- 01:38:25,867 --> 01:38:27,334
- - Thayer?
- - Hey, bro.
- 1883
- 01:38:27,336 --> 01:38:29,002
- Audrey, step away from him.
- 1884
- 01:38:29,004 --> 01:38:30,970
- He's gonna kill all of us.
- 1885
- 01:38:30,972 --> 01:38:32,408
- He said the same thing
- about you.
- 1886
- 01:38:37,346 --> 01:38:38,147
- Hello.
- 1887
- 01:38:40,449 --> 01:38:42,483
- Thayer,
- remove the target.
- 1888
- 01:38:42,485 --> 01:38:43,617
- Fuck you, Dad.
- 1889
- 01:38:47,089 --> 01:38:48,155
- Mom.
- 1890
- 01:38:50,059 --> 01:38:53,327
- Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! Hold on. Hold on.
- 1891
- 01:38:53,329 --> 01:38:56,831
- Audrey, listen to me. Drew
- is working with Highland.
- 1892
- 01:38:58,034 --> 01:38:59,300
- Sebastian was working
- with Highland.
- 1893
- 01:38:59,302 --> 01:39:00,401
- That's a lie.
- 1894
- 01:39:00,403 --> 01:39:02,236
- Audrey, he was working
- with Duffer too.
- 1895
- 01:39:02,238 --> 01:39:03,671
- Sebastian was
- working with Duffer.
- 1896
- 01:39:03,673 --> 01:39:06,373
- Drew's the one that sent
- the assassin to the gymnasium.
- 1897
- 01:39:06,375 --> 01:39:07,441
- He would've let you die.
- 1898
- 01:39:07,443 --> 01:39:10,044
- Sebastian sent the
- assassin to the gymnasium.
- 1899
- 01:39:10,046 --> 01:39:11,178
- Sebastian would've let you die.
- 1900
- 01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:13,113
- Okay, everything I say you did
- you can't just say I did.
- 1901
- 01:39:13,115 --> 01:39:14,581
- I can 'cause
- I've got the gun.
- 1902
- 01:39:26,495 --> 01:39:27,661
- You okay?
- 1903
- 01:39:27,663 --> 01:39:29,063
- I'm so scared.
- 1904
- 01:39:29,065 --> 01:39:30,199
- It's all right. It's okay.
- 1905
- 01:39:34,570 --> 01:39:37,438
- I'm so sorry
- I dragged you into this.
- 1906
- 01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:38,574
- - It's okay. It's okay.
- - I know.
- 1907
- 01:39:40,142 --> 01:39:41,909
- Can we please just go home?
- 1908
- 01:39:41,911 --> 01:39:43,010
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1909
- 01:39:43,012 --> 01:39:44,347
- I'm gonna take care of you.
- 1910
- 01:39:50,019 --> 01:39:51,020
- You looking for this?
- 1911
- 01:39:53,422 --> 01:39:54,223
- Uh, Audrey, that's...
- 1912
- 01:39:56,626 --> 01:39:58,693
- That's cute, but I don't think
- you know what you're doing.
- 1913
- 01:39:58,695 --> 01:40:01,095
- God, you really do
- still underestimate me.
- 1914
- 01:40:01,097 --> 01:40:02,432
- Audrey, come on.
- 1915
- 01:40:04,434 --> 01:40:05,533
- Audrey...
- 1916
- 01:40:07,036 --> 01:40:08,904
- Get off me! No!
- 1917
- 01:40:14,076 --> 01:40:15,175
- Oh, my God!
- 1918
- 01:40:15,177 --> 01:40:18,011
- Oh, Morgan.
- Always so dramatic.
- 1919
- 01:40:19,649 --> 01:40:20,517
- Fuck!
- 1920
- 01:40:21,351 --> 01:40:22,517
- Oh, God!
- 1921
- 01:40:23,953 --> 01:40:25,288
- Argh!
- 1922
- 01:40:33,263 --> 01:40:34,297
- You better hurry.
- 1923
- 01:40:35,365 --> 01:40:36,266
- Finish me off.
- 1924
- 01:40:38,635 --> 01:40:39,935
- Oh, that's right.
- 1925
- 01:40:40,637 --> 01:40:42,303
- You never finish anything.
- 1926
- 01:40:44,207 --> 01:40:45,442
- To quote a text I got,
- 1927
- 01:40:47,043 --> 01:40:51,146
- "Hey there.
- It's over. Sorry."
- 1928
- 01:40:51,148 --> 01:40:52,614
- Audrey... Audrey, don't.
- 1929
- 01:40:57,154 --> 01:40:58,321
- I lied.
- 1930
- 01:41:07,030 --> 01:41:08,329
- Drew Thayer, don't move.
- 1931
- 01:41:08,331 --> 01:41:09,433
- You're under arrest.
- 1932
- 01:41:12,669 --> 01:41:15,036
- We
- have apprehended Drew Thayer.
- 1933
- 01:41:15,038 --> 01:41:16,940
- It's a little much,
- don't you think?
- 1934
- 01:41:18,275 --> 01:41:20,475
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
- 1935
- 01:41:20,477 --> 01:41:22,312
- - I'm okay. Are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1936
- 01:41:25,248 --> 01:41:26,614
- Sebastian?
- 1937
- 01:41:33,523 --> 01:41:35,356
- What the fuck?
- 1938
- 01:41:35,358 --> 01:41:37,660
- Okay, these vests,
- they save your life,
- 1939
- 01:41:37,662 --> 01:41:40,028
- but they do not prevent you
- from breaking ribs.
- 1940
- 01:41:40,030 --> 01:41:41,329
- You're alive.
- 1941
- 01:41:44,434 --> 01:41:45,734
- Oh, you're alive.
- 1942
- 01:41:57,381 --> 01:41:59,348
- What is
- the Heimlich maneuver?
- 1943
- 01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:01,249
- What is
- the Heimlich maneuver?
- 1944
- 01:42:01,251 --> 01:42:02,785
- - That's it.
- - Instruments for eight.
- 1945
- 01:42:02,787 --> 01:42:04,320
- This long, powerful horn...
- 1946
- 01:42:04,322 --> 01:42:05,688
- That's a long number.
- 1947
- 01:42:05,690 --> 01:42:06,689
- Oh.
- 1948
- 01:42:06,691 --> 01:42:08,223
- Hello.
- 1949
- 01:42:08,225 --> 01:42:10,559
- - Mom, I'm alive.
- - Honey, are you okay?
- 1950
- 01:42:10,561 --> 01:42:11,727
- Let me turn this down.
- 1951
- 01:42:11,729 --> 01:42:12,994
- Yeah, I'm gonna
- put you on speaker.
- 1952
- 01:42:12,996 --> 01:42:14,497
- - Hold on.
- - Let me turn the volume down.
- 1953
- 01:42:14,499 --> 01:42:16,832
- - Put in... Do... Um...
- - Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,
- 1954
- 01:42:16,834 --> 01:42:19,201
- - and I can't.
- - Input.
- 1955
- 01:42:19,203 --> 01:42:20,236
- Input?
- I don't see input.
- 1956
- 01:42:20,238 --> 01:42:21,337
- Sorry, I'm calling
- 1957
- 01:42:21,339 --> 01:42:23,272
- from an international
- spy's phone.
- 1958
- 01:42:23,274 --> 01:42:25,107
- Spy. Who's a spy?
- 1959
- 01:42:25,109 --> 01:42:26,342
- Yeah, input's
- doing nothing.
- 1960
- 01:42:26,344 --> 01:42:28,444
- He's an international spy,
- 1961
- 01:42:28,446 --> 01:42:31,747
- and his name is
- Sebastian Henshaw.
- 1962
- 01:42:31,749 --> 01:42:33,749
- He works for MI6.
- 1963
- 01:42:33,751 --> 01:42:35,251
- Morgan...
- 1964
- 01:42:35,253 --> 01:42:38,387
- Can she not reveal
- my identity?
- 1965
- 01:42:38,389 --> 01:42:40,389
- Uh, yeah,
- she tells them everything.
- 1966
- 01:42:40,391 --> 01:42:42,291
- Hold on.
- I have a call waiting.
- 1967
- 01:42:42,293 --> 01:42:43,494
- I love you.
- 1968
- 01:42:47,298 --> 01:42:51,500
- Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
- This is Morgan speaking.
- 1969
- 01:42:51,502 --> 01:42:52,370
- Where's Henshaw?
- 1970
- 01:42:53,671 --> 01:42:56,272
- Oh, my God.
- Is this who I think it is?
- 1971
- 01:42:56,274 --> 01:42:58,875
- How could I possibly know
- who you think this is?
- 1972
- 01:42:58,877 --> 01:43:01,544
- Oh, my God.
- It is you. Wow.
- 1973
- 01:43:01,546 --> 01:43:03,746
- I'm letting
- Audrey and Sebastian
- 1974
- 01:43:03,748 --> 01:43:05,749
- have a little bit
- of a moment right now.
- 1975
- 01:43:05,751 --> 01:43:07,583
- You know what I mean?
- 1976
- 01:43:07,585 --> 01:43:09,251
- - Tell him to call me back.
- - No, no. It's okay.
- 1977
- 01:43:09,253 --> 01:43:12,756
- I think I've proven myself
- a trustworthy junior agent.
- 1978
- 01:43:12,758 --> 01:43:14,256
- Why don't you give me
- the message, yeah?
- 1979
- 01:43:14,258 --> 01:43:16,158
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1980
- 01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:17,761
- You may tell him this,
- 1981
- 01:43:17,763 --> 01:43:20,195
- that he can come back
- to the office on Monday.
- 1982
- 01:43:20,197 --> 01:43:22,899
- Really? Oh, my gosh!
- That's the best.
- 1983
- 01:43:22,901 --> 01:43:24,166
- - Thank you.
- - He's gonna be so happy.
- 1984
- 01:43:24,168 --> 01:43:25,501
- Thank you so much.
- 1985
- 01:43:25,503 --> 01:43:28,404
- Mon... Oh! Monday is
- tough for me though.
- 1986
- 01:43:28,406 --> 01:43:29,673
- - Okay.
- - No, no, no.
- 1987
- 01:43:29,675 --> 01:43:31,340
- I have a callback
- for a Progresso commercial.
- 1988
- 01:43:31,342 --> 01:43:33,910
- But you know what? Fuck it!
- 1989
- 01:43:33,912 --> 01:43:35,779
- - I'm gonna cancel it.
- - I'm not talking about you, Morgan.
- 1990
- 01:43:35,781 --> 01:43:37,614
- - Do not show up on Monday.
- - Okay.
- 1991
- 01:43:37,616 --> 01:43:41,585
- I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
- wouldn't dream of it.
- 1992
- 01:43:41,587 --> 01:43:42,919
- Great. Thank you.
- 1993
- 01:43:42,921 --> 01:43:44,721
- No, but I will.
- I'll see you Monday.
- 1994
- 01:43:44,723 --> 01:43:46,322
- What do you like
- in your coffee?
- 1995
- 01:43:46,324 --> 01:43:47,490
- So when people ask you
- 1996
- 01:43:47,492 --> 01:43:49,693
- about your first trip
- to Europe...
- 1997
- 01:43:49,695 --> 01:43:52,362
- I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
- 1998
- 01:43:52,364 --> 01:43:54,098
- It definitely wasn't boring.
- 1999
- 01:43:54,766 --> 01:43:55,567
- No.
- 2000
- 01:43:59,705 --> 01:44:03,342
- But I didn't get to do
- everything that I wanted to do.
- 2001
- 01:44:04,443 --> 01:44:06,378
- Oh, yeah?
- What did you forget?
- 2002
- 01:44:12,351 --> 01:44:14,584
- No. No, no.
- 2003
- 01:44:14,586 --> 01:44:16,486
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
- thought that you and I maybe...
- 2004
- 01:44:16,488 --> 01:44:17,821
- - No. Actually it was...
- - I'm sorry.
- 2005
- 01:44:17,823 --> 01:44:19,322
- - I was going for the...
- - I mean, it was the physical
- 2006
- 01:44:19,324 --> 01:44:21,593
- - pain of my chest.
- - Okay, then suck it up.
- 2007
- 01:44:42,814 --> 01:44:44,347
- Hey.
- 2008
- 01:44:44,349 --> 01:44:45,815
- All for this happening.
- Love this.
- 2009
- 01:44:45,817 --> 01:44:47,250
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- 2010
- 01:44:47,252 --> 01:44:48,785
- I just talked
- to the MI6 lady,
- 2011
- 01:44:48,787 --> 01:44:51,488
- and she said that you would
- know what to do with the drive?
- 2012
- 01:44:51,490 --> 01:44:53,390
- I have it this time.
- 2013
- 01:44:53,392 --> 01:44:55,358
- You told us to keep it
- somewhere safe.
- 2014
- 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,663
- Right. So I finally
- swallowed it.
- 2015
- 01:44:58,563 --> 01:45:00,697
- Big personal
- victory of mine.
- 2016
- 01:45:00,699 --> 01:45:03,366
- Well, we need to destroy it.
- 2017
- 01:45:03,368 --> 01:45:05,237
- Yeah. As soon as she clears.
- 2018
- 01:45:06,538 --> 01:45:07,604
- You know what I mean?
- 2019
- 01:45:08,841 --> 01:45:11,678
- I, um... I should
- speak to my boss.
- 2020
- 01:45:12,745 --> 01:45:14,446
- Yep. Bye now.
- 2021
- 01:45:16,883 --> 01:45:18,683
- Ahhh!
- 2022
- 01:45:22,287 --> 01:45:24,857
- What? Okay!
- Okay!
- 2023
- 01:45:26,425 --> 01:45:28,893
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
- 2024
- 01:46:06,065 --> 01:46:07,498
- Happy birthday!
- 2025
- 01:46:08,768 --> 01:46:09,936
- Okay. Blow, baby, blow!
- 2026
- 01:46:12,805 --> 01:46:15,005
- Well, I hope your wish was
- to be entertained.
- 2027
- 01:46:16,876 --> 01:46:18,911
- Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
- It's just a microphone.
- 2028
- 01:46:19,979 --> 01:46:22,947
- Although, fair warning.
- 2029
- 01:46:22,949 --> 01:46:25,785
- You may be blown away.
- Two, three, four, hit it.
- 2030
- 01:46:27,955 --> 01:46:32,356
- Audrey, it's so good to be
- here with you in Tokyo,
- 2031
- 01:46:32,358 --> 01:46:34,692
- my steamy little eda-mommy.
- 2032
- 01:46:34,694 --> 01:46:37,495
- I have loved you
- since the udon of time.
- 2033
- 01:46:37,497 --> 01:46:40,331
- It's Japanese food puns.
- That's the entertainment.
- 2034
- 01:46:40,333 --> 01:46:43,068
- I'm going to sashimi
- 2035
- 01:46:43,070 --> 01:46:45,705
- over here to these
- very handsome ramen.
- 2036
- 01:46:46,639 --> 01:46:48,106
- Do you like my food puns?
- 2037
- 01:46:48,108 --> 01:46:50,008
- Or do you think
- they're teri-yucky?
- 2038
- 01:46:50,010 --> 01:46:51,644
- Audrey, I love you so much.
- 2039
- 01:46:52,512 --> 01:46:53,312
- Happy birthday, baby.
- 2040
- 01:46:54,647 --> 01:46:56,616
- Morgan!
- 2041
- 01:46:57,718 --> 01:46:59,951
- You shouldn't have!
- 2042
- 01:46:59,953 --> 01:47:01,354
- - And yet I did.
- - Oh.
- 2043
- 01:47:02,522 --> 01:47:03,822
- Okay, Morgan. It's time.
- 2044
- 01:47:03,824 --> 01:47:05,726
- Shumai, my, my! Look at you.
- 2045
- 01:47:06,827 --> 01:47:08,627
- Let's do a little
- call-and-response
- 2046
- 01:47:08,629 --> 01:47:10,729
- for Audrey's birthday,
- shall we?
- 2047
- 01:47:10,731 --> 01:47:14,099
- When I say "happy,"
- you say "birthday." Happy...
- 2048
- 01:47:14,101 --> 01:47:15,366
- Happy...
- 2049
- 01:47:15,368 --> 01:47:16,067
- Audrey,
- 2050
- 01:47:16,069 --> 01:47:17,468
- happy birthday.
- 2051
- 01:48:45,860 --> 01:48:49,494
- I have known Audrey
- for maybe 15 years,
- 2052
- 01:48:49,496 --> 01:48:52,464
- and, in that time, she has
- stayed exactly the same.
- 2053
- 01:48:52,466 --> 01:48:54,967
- She has not changed one bit,
- and so, I think,
- 2054
- 01:48:54,969 --> 01:48:57,136
- I kind of know her
- like the back of my hand,
- 2055
- 01:48:57,138 --> 01:48:59,504
- and she's
- a very simple person.
- 2056
- 01:48:59,506 --> 01:49:02,041
- And she just doesn't really
- have the mental capacity
- 2057
- 01:49:02,043 --> 01:49:04,176
- to carry out something
- like this, I don't think.
- 2058
- 01:49:04,178 --> 01:49:05,445
- She's a dear friend.
- 2059
- 01:49:06,848 --> 01:49:08,915
- - They said something about, like...
- - Yeah.
- 2060
- 01:49:08,917 --> 01:49:10,950
- They were doing this
- for a guy or something.
- 2061
- 01:49:10,952 --> 01:49:13,219
- Oh, yeah. Like someone died
- in front of them or something.
- 2062
- 01:49:13,221 --> 01:49:15,488
- Like, one of their
- boyfriends or something.
- 2063
- 01:49:15,490 --> 01:49:18,157
- I don't know. It was for love.
- I don't know.
- 2064
- 01:49:18,159 --> 01:49:20,493
- Looking in the mirror
- and seeing the face
- 2065
- 01:49:20,495 --> 01:49:21,930
- of somebody
- who was friends with her
- 2066
- 01:49:22,764 --> 01:49:24,364
- has been really tough.
- 2067
- 01:49:24,366 --> 01:49:27,767
- And I think we all have to remember the
- real victims in situations like this
- 2068
- 01:49:27,769 --> 01:49:29,769
- are the friends.
- 2069
- 01:49:29,771 --> 01:49:32,638
- Are the childhood friends
- who were there from day one.
- 2070
- 01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,707
- Who have to carry this burden.
- 2071
- 01:49:34,709 --> 01:49:35,944
- And will have to carry...
- Sorry.
- 2072
- 01:49:37,946 --> 01:49:39,679
- And will have
- to carry this burden
- 2073
- 01:49:39,681 --> 01:49:40,848
- for a long time to come.
- 2074
- 01:49:42,284 --> 01:49:44,251
- If you could
- speak to them right now,
- 2075
- 01:49:44,253 --> 01:49:45,885
- what would
- you say to them?
- 2076
- 01:49:45,887 --> 01:49:47,653
- Oh! Give 'em
- a piece of my mind.
- 2077
- 01:49:47,655 --> 01:49:48,854
- I want
- my bum bag back.
- 2078
- 01:49:48,856 --> 01:49:50,690
- Give me my bum bag back
- for starters.
- 2079
- 01:49:50,692 --> 01:49:52,292
- My passport,
- my money.
- 2080
- 01:49:52,294 --> 01:49:55,561
- - Yeah. -My lip gloss,
- my keys, my phone.
- 2081
- 01:49:55,563 --> 01:49:57,465
- - Everything.
- - They just took everything.
- 2082
- 01:49:58,900 --> 01:50:01,667
- I don't think
- that Audrey did do this,
- 2083
- 01:50:01,669 --> 01:50:03,538
- but, Audrey,
- if you did do this,
- 2084
- 01:50:05,975 --> 01:50:06,976
- I forgive you.
- 2085
- 01:50:09,078 --> 01:50:11,044
- If anyone else
- back in Australia is watching
- 2086
- 01:50:11,046 --> 01:50:12,712
- you right now, what do
- you wanna say to them?
- 2087
- 01:50:12,714 --> 01:50:15,548
- - We're having such a good time!
- - Such a good time!
- 2088
- 01:50:15,550 --> 01:50:17,819
- Hi!
- We're on TV!
- 2089
- 01:50:18,156 --> 01:50:23,156
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment