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Bigalope

Jul 22nd, 2021
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  1. Standing at an average of 8 feet 6 inches, the bigalope appears at first glance to be an enormous apelike rabbit, sporting a smallish set of antlers. It has powerful jaws, well-maintained upper body strength and the intelligence of at least a Golden Retriever, if not better. Possibly its only weakness is that bigalopes skip leg day. It’s not possible to arm wrestle one and win, but you can outrun them.
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  3. WHAT IS THE BIGALOPE?
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