episode 22

Episode 22) Secret Wars Chapter 1 Beginnings:

	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 The Faction Chronicles today we did not get the Final Episode of Edeneth it got pushed to next week, instead we got a little tasty teaser for the final episode which I got to admit was a good appetizer for the real deal! Anyways last time on Planet^2 Lorny the Mafia Don has begun major work on his Mansion of Greed, excess and DRUGS!!!! Raph got back from his adventure in search for the Desert but thanks to Global Warming due to the burning of Charcoal and coal his quest was a total failure RIP the Dream my Homies he return back to his house to complete the elevator to pierce the Heavens which unfortunately gave him Heart Burn but it was accomplished at the end of the session… and Raph consumed some Anti Heart Burn Medication and he was fine!

	Tonight on Planet^2 Loryn continues his work on the Mansion while Raph getting possessed by the spirit of Capitalism wants to sell stuff to the good people of the Server he even has over 40 Levels mocking him begging to be spent on enchants, but there’s one small tiny totally irrelevant problem my Homies he has no customers to sell the products of the SSS to that’s no Bueno for he is not getting profits which means no more money to use to buy Catching Cheese Rolling Lisa Chapter 2 Roll Harder Novel a squeal to the Best Seller Catching Cheese Rolling Lisa Book written by Rock.

	But we must continue what happened last time Lorny was on the floor the Numbing Agent was still coursing though his veins he looks up at his duplicate in anger, he tries to move but his body barely moves the Duplicate smiles at him it’s eye pure black above its head is a stick to knock him out and as it’s about to strike Lorny in the face region he soon suddenly stops the Duplicate looks down to see a bow and arrow sticking out of its chest. It’s head turned 360 degrees as it did it made a weird squishing sound as it slowly menacingly turned its head Lorny tried to see how it was but he could barely see him but it was none other than DOCS he recognized that sexy Mankini, the creature turned its body DOCS got his Sword out and charged the Creature the Loryn duplicate did the same thing morphing the stick into a Black Diamond sword the fight was on it was bloody and harsh and close quarters DOCS was shocked to see how strong the lorny duplicate was his, he couldn’t hold back or else he would die he flashed the being but it did nothing it was prepared for him DOCS felt a sharp slice cutting his stomach!

	Docs kneeled in pain the Creature about to strike DOCS down was interrupted by Loryn he quickly used DOCS the distraction to drink milk he got up and stabbed him in the back, Lorny was still weak form the Numbing Agent and was soon knocked back DOCS drank a healing potion he soon accessed the full power of the Mankini he posed in front of the Duplicate and behind him and hand appeared crushing the Duplicate killing it Lorny was amazed and asked DOCS how he did it but DOCS passed out. After healing DOCS Loryn thanked for the help if it wasn’t for him who knows what would have happened DOCS nodded and left leaving Loryn alone he was angry that thing got the drop on him he needed to find a way to counter them he would have to check up on the Scientists working on the goo.

	Lorny soon visited DOCS Fortress of Mankini and it was a sight to behold it was unfinished though but it’s getting there Lorny was impressed with DOCS home, also Raph is thoughts guy a being that gives thoughts to others he mentioned to Lorny that he could do work in secret after the stream ended due to the fact that well since he’s streaming nothing he does would be a secret and in a server where everyone is conspiring against each other so information is key and knowledge is power.

	Rock is currently plotting against EVERYONE he calls it Operational Downfall he made an outpost in the Tundra Region which may or may not be a forward Operations Base that may or may not have an Invading Army ready to destroy faces and conquer fools, but it’s probably nothing to worry about  just ignore the amount of resources and military assets being pulled to the reign and how he was asking about the Word’s Laws on the protocols of declaring War on another Faction that and his conversation on WW3 just a coincidence right…

	Raph has started to mine near “Lisa’s” Base for a bit this got her on edge she didn’t want Raph to find her little secret sleeping under the Base but she gave a uneasy smile she didn’t want to break cover so she said sure but there would be a 20% Tax on Diamonds he finds, he thought it was appropriate and accepted the terms he soon started to dig and found plenty of Diamonds he was happy.
But the terror known as Sly appeared he showed up to Loryns house but he was invisible Lorny tried to strike him down but he forgot Sly is the Genie and he’s also in creative mode, Lorny needed help but DOCS showed up and flashed Loryn which as sexy as it was didn’t really help all that much lorny was soon teleported above his house on top of a stone SLAB! Lorny jumped thankfully had his Elytra equipped cause if he didn’t that would have been hawkward to say the least, Lisa is having a problem with an infestation of Zombie Pig Men but she couldn’t call for an Exterminator she could not risk someone finding out so she had to deal with it herself it’s going to be very annoying for she was getting her butt kicked.

	We interrupt this program to bring you news live from planetary News Today on Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today we will begin to talk about the menace from the Rock for a while Rock has made Cryptic threats against everyone he is also trying to start a Monopoly on Coal called the North Coal Co for weeks he has been studying the Planet^2 Constitution and the Rules of War because you don’t want to wake up in the morning accidentally committing a war crime, this guy Hoyl he woke up one morning surrounded by UN Forces after it was discovered he was weaponizing his already very hot very spicy Mixtapes to conquer the world he is currently being questioned by UN so RIP.
But we ask how big of a threat is rock to the world and it’s Factions well our Military analysts Henry H Hiller also known as Triple H and Jackson Penn tell us, from their report called Getting Stoned they have calculated the size and strength of Rock’s Army so far their calculations have told them that Rocks Forces are very formidable and battle trained they have access to modern weapons and tactics as well as bright leaders and Generals, they are the Third Nation to own Nuclear Carriers and Nuclear Subs the other 2 are the SSS and the Mafia he also known a massive fleet of long range B-67 Omni-Fortresses each can carry up to 5 Nukes he also has an army of 3.4 million troops as well as 1.8 million in reserves and the largest tank force in the world at 66,700 T-33F Boulder Main Battle Tanks and the new T-54 Mountain Experimental Tanks he also can contact Rek’Sai for help.

	Rock has made multiple threats to DOCS claiming his nation and his warehouses filled with millions of Mankinis would burn but jokes on him Doctopia has already burned several times cause their fire safety code seriously needs to be revamped like seriously, the Great Fire of Doctopia burned 13,000 homes and killed 17,000 people it also destroyed his Iron Production Factory but DOCS Mankini wearing should not be underestimated they may be Primitive Derpy people but they are very strong due to the Mankini Force and their skill in Mankini Fu!

	If you wish to know more they have written a Report called the Downfall Report which goes into deeper detail on their opinions on each Factions strengths and weaknesses, and has also given a pretty accurate depiction detailing how each could either win or lose the War but they can agree on one thing the war would be bloody and costly for both sides. This has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off have a good night and don’t die...After the broadcast ended John-John the Johnman looked to his right and there he was the Man with the Golden Eye on his Chest he was clapping the Man congratulated John for his acting ability under pressure, he was impressed next to him a being that looked like him stood smiling…

	Lisa has been a busy girl for the last hour she had been laying out the Conspiracy Mafias plan to liberate the Village of Clementine from the Unknown Force to the Eye of the Concord, she revealed to him the time of their attack and where they would be attacking she also gave a report on who would be leading them it would be 5 Star General Mobius Banker and his long time comrade in arms the noble cat Dr. Sniffles the duo were known to be great leaders and tactical officers they would be difficult to fight against they are leading the 45th and 46th Conspiracy Dragoons and the 100th and 103rd Conspiracy Strike Dragoons.

	This information was wonderful and extremely useful replacing her Original was Genius he thought with her position in Loryn’s circle of trusted people she has been revealing the Mafias darkest secrets and weaknesses, soon he thought Operation Secret Invasion twill come to fruition so far 140,000 Clones have been produced and are now being shipped to the front lines he has also replaced John-John the Johnman with a copy he would be feeding the World false information on the Factions this will cause confusion and chaos to the viewers of his programs so far things are going according to plan there were some hiccups but they were manageable he thought.
After giving him her report she soon went home she had lunch and went to bed as she slept her mind was assaulted by memories of the Original, each night the Pod would send an update in the form of new memories from the Original this could only be done when the Duplicator is asleep she tossed and turned as the memories are broadcasted to her mind she hated every moment of it all she wanted was to have her own memories not have someone else’s being shoved into her brain. She soon woke up in a cold sweat she walked to the bathroom she looked at her face in the mirror that face she thought that face that stared back in anguish and despair she hated it would always reminded her of her being fake, unreal a flawed duplicate she broke the mirror she soon broke down the regret she felt at betraying her “friends” was unbearable.

	It begins Operation Downfall has started the war between the Forces of the Mankini and Rock clash in the Arena of Death and Carnage as well as Blood and Death and fighting, it would be a bare knuckle winner takes all fight to the Death! Death Match! The rules are simple they would fight naked without armor or actual weapons but DOCS is in his element for he is always naked, Rock at first needed a teleport and a piece of stake but he then changed his mind to a torch DOCS decided to use the Salmon of Power named Jeffery the fight was brutal and erotic the sound of slapping could be heard reverberating all over the arena but in the end Rock was the Victor!
Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles with Agent L’s mental state break down with each new update will the old Lisa personality becoming more and more stronger will it start to make itself more known, also the Anti-Control Block has been shipped from Valkarion to P^2 but due to its sheer power it would take some time to arrive hopefully giving the Factions enough time to find a counter to this powerful weapon find out next time!