Cuck It Up (boon fanfic)

Story Title: Cuck It Up!
Written by salem aka Maggie
Users in story: Z, Tryhard, matt, kachow, feet, rare.

 Another day, another boon special event, another...romantic story between male boon users...? Here we go again...

 It has been a slow few years at habboon dot pw. Only around 50 daily AFKers and lonely SRPers looking for anyone to accept their friend requests. Around this time, user Z was feeling bored and wanted to remember the good ol' mid-2010's days on boon. He grabbed his iMac 89498048580548548 69 Pro Max StopItApple laptop and proceed to type in the most devasting website known to mankind. www.habboon.pw/client.
 With boredom over possessing user Z, he finally loaded in the Habboon Hub to be spammed with at least 15 friend requests by SRPers. Aran sighed, knowing the game hasn't changed one bit. He swiftly closed all the requests and began to type the most tamed thing ever said on the site.

Z: Kill yourself.

 At the moment Aran hit enter, he realized he probably made someone bust. He sighed once again and opened the navigator to see a shocking event. Events were being hosted by an old friend known as user Tryhard. Aran smiled softly, remembering the times they spent calling people slurs and being toxic at events which were full of noobs. Aran clicked into the event room only to notice something...different.

matt: yh u like that dont u little fa-...is that aran?!
feet: yes master i lov- oh, that is aran

 User kachow would go to say something but his latex mask was zipped and preventing him from speaking. Aran's glare on the screen was loud. He was confused, angry, somewhat turned on, and happy.

Z: what r u (retracted) doin u fkin little (retracted)

 User rare would pop his head out of a spiked coffin with a ball gag in his mouth. His bruised fingers would pull it down to greet Aran. User rare smiled widely, showing his cut lips and black eye. His smile would turn into a frown knowing he disobeyed user kachow and matt. User feet would begin to panic, signaling to rare that no one noticed and to put the ball gag back in. Sneakily rare did that and went back into the spiked coffin.

Z: i c u (retracted cause I want money from this) are still the same

 Without hesitation, everyone would scream proudly and high-pitched, saying:

rare: yes master
feet: yes master
matt: yes master
kachow: yes master

 User Z ran to the pile on the purple Bling Bed and started to giggle as he was ready to play Add the Dicks Up!

The end. Sorry guys, don't P2K me please....