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- EatMyCheese: Hai
- Stranger: hey
- Stranger: asl?
- Davidi2: Hello, 16 F USA
- Stranger: 15 f usa. but you are prob going to disconnect..
- Davidi2: why would I disconnect?
- Davidi2: its just a chat room :)
- Stranger: well girls normally like to talk to horny guys.
- Davidi2: haha im not horny, dont worry
- Stranger: thats what most girls do to me.... i am not lesbian or anything but sometimes i like haveing convos with girls more than guys just because guys are jerks. ya know?
- Stranger: oh good. i am not horny either.
- Stranger: atall.
- Davidi2: yea most are. im not lesbian either lol
- Stranger: haha cool. i am not saying that i don't like lesbians i am just sayin that alot of girls on here think that i am lesbian if i wanna talk to them. and it pisses me off.
- Stranger: haha.
- Davidi2: probably just guys looking for a good time lol
- Stranger: ya.... anyways. what state do you live in?
- Davidi2: Washington :)
- Stranger: sweet.
- Davidi2: you?
- Stranger: Ohio.. :/
- Davidi2: Oh cool, pretty warm there?
- Stranger: no.. its raining... haha.
- Davidi2: Oh. Wet tshirt?
- Stranger: huh?
- Davidi2: nothing lol
- Stranger: oh haha.
- Davidi2: Its usually really rainy here, we have a little saying about it
- Davidi2: you wouldnt get it though :P
- Stranger: ohhh. ok. haha.
- Davidi2: So what you up to? Out of school yet?
- Stranger: ya i am out of school. and i am just hanging around. babysitting
- Stranger: wbu/
- Davidi2: Just chatting with you and some friends
- Stranger: haha cool. oh whats your name?
- Davidi2: Dana
- Davidi2: you?
- Stranger: Kaylie.
- Davidi2: Interesting spelling, I usually see Kaylee
- Davidi2: is it like 'ki lee' or 'kay lee' ?
- Stranger: haha ya. my parents thought that if they changed the spelling then it would be as common? idk. they thought that they would be cooler. idk.
- Stranger: and it is kay lee.
- Stranger: it is spelled like the girl on make it or break it. idk if you watch that show..
- Davidi2: oh cool, I had an old friend named kay lee back when i lived in the east
- Stranger: sweet. ya kaylee is usually how it is spelled..
- Stranger: my parents spell everything a weird way..
- Davidi2: Yea my name was supposed to be 'David' but they accidently did Dana on the birth certificate...
- Davidi2: so they got me a sex change operation when I was like 1
- Stranger: oh really?
- Stranger: like legit.
- LemonDrop: yeah :/
- Davidi2: yea, it makes some people see me differently
- LemonDrop: sometimes i honestly wish they wouldnt have
- Stranger: so when you were first born you were a boy named dana?
- Davidi2: yu[
- Davidi2: yup*
- Davidi2: I dont tell most people because they never look at me the same way again
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- Davidi2: ....
- LemonDrop: umm yeah haha
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- Stranger: but that is a weird mistake...
- Davidi2: I know. But my parents arent the sharpest tools in the operating room.
- Stranger: ohh. i see. haha.
- Davidi2: What about you? Had any sex change operations?
- LemonDrop: yeah neither of them even went to college
- Stranger: ohhh. and no haha. i was born a girl.(:
- Davidi2: lucky
- Stranger: and i hope you don't mind me asking but do you like being a girl? or do you wish that you were a boy?
- LemonDrop: umm most of the time i prefer being a girl
- LemonDrop: but sometimes like i said
- LemonDrop: i regret them doing it
- LemonDrop: i mean it feels weird ya know?
- Stranger: ya. i get it. my aunts close friend had a sex change. and we have talked about it quite a few times. so i know what you mean.
- Davidi2: well its a bit different when you have a choice =/
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- Davidi2: the sad part is that I dont have most of the chemicals for female growth
- Davidi2: Ill probably need more operations unless I want to be flat forever
- Stranger: really? thats terrible. but don't be that sad hun. i was born a girl and i have the smallest boobs for a 15 year old in the world.
- Davidi2: you mean besides me =/
- Davidi2: some times I want to just get fat... and get 'man boobs'
- Stranger: well. i guess. i am not completely flat but i have a sternum that sticks out so it looks like i have smaller boobs than i do. so unless i have a bra on. it looks like i am flat chested.
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- Davidi2: oh well
- Stranger: make the best of it.
- Stranger: thats what i always do.
- Davidi2: exactly
- Davidi2: I dont have small boobs, I just have an easier way to get into tight spaces! :D
- Stranger: like people started calling my best friend and i hoes so we just embraced it so now i am the now 10th grade hoe at my school(:
- Stranger: haha. i like the way you think(:
- Davidi2: :)
- Davidi2: 8====================D
- Davidi2: for you, hoe
- Davidi2: <3
- EatMyCheese: hope that didn't offend you
- LemonDrop: 8================D there's another for your friend :)
- Stranger: haha thanks(: i mean i don't have sex with people because i have a boyfriend. but i dress like a hoe. i mean as much as you can when you go to a private catholic school..
- Davidi2: I hear catholic schools are usually worse that public schools
- Stranger: haha thanks. i will tell her. and i am not offended. my best friend and i are the 10th grade hoes.
- LemonDrop: hmm i doubt ill ever have sex :(
- Davidi2: oh well
- Stranger: ya. it is bad. my parents think that if i am at catholic school then i won't be exposed to drugs and sex and stuff. but they are sadly mistaken.
- Davidi2: what about your bf? what's he like?
- Stranger: just because we are forced to worship god doesn't mean that we are christian and that we don't sin..
- LemonDrop: is he nice? sometimes i wish i had a boyfriend
- Davidi2: thank God I'm an athiest then
- LemonDrop: haha get it?
- Davidi2: sorry bad humor >.>
- Stranger: well he is really sweet. and good looking, talented, and funny. and he knows that i am not a hoe but i am just embracing what people are saying about me. and my true friends know that i am not a hoe like what everyone else thinks me and my best friend are.
- Stranger: haha i did get it.. it was funny. i love bad humor(:
- Davidi2: i want to eat you out... im actually a lesbian
- Stranger: my best friend isn't a hoe either. she is just embracing it.
- Davidi2: haha did you get that one
- Davidi2: >.>
- Stranger: i didn't get it... haha sorry.
- LemonDrop: why does windows like to put update crap all over the computer, like on a secondary harddrive?
- LemonDrop: it pisses me off
- Stranger: but are you legit a lesbian?
- Stranger: idk...
- Davidi2: well i havent registered or anything, so I dont know if im legal
- Stranger: legal about what?
- Davidi2: you asked if I was legit?
- Davidi2: legit means legitimate which means legal
- Stranger: ohhh. haha. but i meant are you a lesbian? because at the begginning of this convo you said that you weren't
- Davidi2: oh good questions
- Stranger: haha.
- LemonDrop: um honestly i really dont know what i am
- LemonDrop: it confuses me
- LemonDrop: :(
- Stranger: and btw. christianity is my parents religion. not mine.
- Davidi2: I mean im part boy... so am I a lesbian if I like girls?
- LemonDrop: whats ur religion?
- Davidi2: and if I like both, am I bi or just straight... because I technically am both
- Stranger: well you had a sex change. so i would say that if you liked girls then you are a lesbian. since now you are a girl.
- Stranger: idk. thats a good question. and i am atheist.
- Davidi2: ok well im lesbian then I guess
- Stranger: yay(: haha i have a ton of friends who are lesbian.
- Stranger: and gay.
- Davidi2: well that's ohio for you
- Stranger: i only know very few people who are straight. like i never realized that...
- Davidi2: just kidding
- Stranger: hmmm.
- Davidi2: :P
- Stranger: haha. well we did just have the gay pride parade.
- Davidi2: o___0
- Davidi2: were you the banner carrier?
- Davidi2: or just one of the displays
- Stranger: haha(: it was so much fun. and i saw some people from my christian school there holding signs quoting the bible that gay and lesbian marrige is unholy or whatever...
- LemonDrop: haha thats funny
- Stranger: i just walked in the parade with my bf and my bff and her bf ahha.
- Stranger: writing out the words takes to much time..
- Davidi2: lol
- Davidi2: is your bf secretly gay?
- Stranger: it was awkward..
- Davidi2: well if its a secret I guess he wouldnt have told you
- Stranger: haha no. he just supports gay and lesbian marrige.
- Davidi2: but is he openly gay?
- Bitwise: fook yu
- Davidi2: are you SURE he isnt gay?
- Stranger: haha no.. he
- Stranger: has had many girlfriends.
- Stranger: i am sure that he is straight.(:
- Davidi2: oh so you're like a tool to him then =/
- Stranger: no.
- Davidi2: well I just know guys that have had lots of girlfriends are either looking for some bowchickawowow, or dont appreciate them
- Davidi2: whoa how did that get there
- Stranger: haha. i am sure that he is straight.
- Davidi2: ok, that sucks :(
- Stranger: haha.
- Stranger: so whatsup with you?
- EatMyCheese: oh dammit
- EatMyCheese: i think my old penis is still there :/
- Davidi2: sorry just breaking the ice
- Stranger: really?
- Davidi2: no lol
- Stranger: ohhhh. haha.
- Stranger: i was confused.
- Davidi2: so would I have been!
- Stranger: haha.
- Davidi2: you know whats gross?
- Davidi2: my parents keep my old parts in jars in the basement
- Davidi2: in case I ever want to go back...
- Stranger: oh my.. that is discusting...
- Stranger: oh my..
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- Davidi2: yea I used to ask why the basement was always locked
- Davidi2: eventually I learned to pick lock it and..
- Davidi2: well I never told them i found it
- Davidi2: its pretty gross :S
- Stranger: ohhh wow. that is weird.. is it like hiddin at all?
- Davidi2: its in a fridge
- Davidi2: that I didnt even know we had
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- Stranger: that is gross.
- Davidi2: there were also a few beers... but thats probably irrelevant
- Stranger: your parents keep beers in the same fridge as your old penis and testicles?????
- Davidi2: well there was a tv so im guessing thats where my dad goes when he's 'watching the game'
- EatMyCheese: yah they do... kinda gross
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- Davidi2: yes I have a brother who is 15
- Stranger: does he know that you got a sex change?
- Davidi2: yes
- Davidi2: but i dont see him much
- Stranger: oh why not?
- Davidi2: he's kinda a perv... even for a 15 year old
- Davidi2: so I stay away
- Stranger: ohhh. i see. did your parents make a mistake with him too?
- Davidi2: he's getting sent off to boot camp
- Davidi2: and no
- Davidi2: he's getting sent off because he made passes at me
- Davidi2: my own brother...
- Davidi2: meh oh well
- Davidi2: we were never really close
- Stranger: passes? whats that?
- Davidi2: passes as in sexual pass
- Davidi2: like 'wanna do _____'
- Stranger: he said that he wanted to do you?
- Davidi2: basically yes
- Stranger: and he meant it????
- Davidi2: mhmm
- Davidi2: I have a strange family...
- Stranger: ohhh wow. thats interesting.
- Davidi2: the really sad part is that I almost said yes
- Davidi2: because I feel unloved most of the time
- Davidi2: oh well I got over that lol with some help from my counselor
- Davidi2: my counselor was a really nice guy
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- Stranger: thats good.
- Davidi2: I dont know.
- Davidi2: But my counselor... he's the one that taught me how to love :)
- Stranger: awww thats so sweet(:
- Davidi2: yea :) he was sweet. and kinda salty but
- Davidi2: that was just one time
- Stranger: you tasted him?
- Stranger: haha.
- Davidi2: he taught me how to love :)
- Stranger: but you said that he was kinda salty. what does that mean?
- Davidi2: 8==========D
- Stranger: ?
- Stranger: is that a hoe reference?
- Davidi2: no
- Stranger: ohh haha.
- Stranger: what is that suppposed to mean?
- Davidi2: Well one way he taught me how to love
- Davidi2: was practicing love on him
- Davidi2: he told me what to do so I could love :)
- Stranger: ohhh and how did that work.
- Stranger: sorry ihope you don't mind me asking you these questions.
- Davidi2: we practiced loving
- Stranger: you can ask me anything later if you want.
- Davidi2: together
- Stranger: like sex?
- Davidi2: well...
- Davidi2: not the most far way
- Davidi2: but... basically yea >.<
- Davidi2: love
- Stranger: isn't he like older than you. by a lot?
- Stranger: haha. do you like him???
- Stranger: again you can ask me anything later.
- Davidi2: I love him with all my heart
- Davidi2: he taught me how to love
- Davidi2: and how we should do anything
- Davidi2: for people we love
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- Stranger: and is that even legal? to have sex with your client?
- Stranger: haha sweet.
- Davidi2: I dont see him anymore :(
- Stranger: sorry i am talking to myself. well typing to myself haha. i am typing what i am thinking(:
- Davidi2: and I dont know, but he said we had to
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- Davidi2: or I could never love anyone
- Stranger: how old is he?
- Davidi2: in his 30s I think
- Stranger: ohhh. so he is not like 40. thats good.
- Davidi2: he may have been
- Stranger: is he cute?
- Stranger: sorry if you htink that i am annoying. please tell me.
- Davidi2: its the inside that matters
- Davidi2: not the outside
- Davidi2: thats what he always told me
- Davidi2: :)
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- Davidi2: omg...
- Davidi2: I just googled his name...
- Stranger: haha and....
- Davidi2: theres a news report here for him going to jail
- Stranger: oh my god!!! why????
- Davidi2: it doesnt say....
- Davidi2: oh wait here it was
- Davidi2: is
- Stranger: what???
- Davidi2: wow long list
- Stranger: ahhh. that is so creepy.
- Stranger: long list!!! oh my lord.
- Davidi2: 'Consulting without a license'
- LemonDrop: umm sorrty to break this to you but im a lesbian
- LemonDrop: :/
- Stranger: no thats alright. you have mentioned that.
- Stranger: what else does it say??
- Davidi2: 'Unconsentual statutitory rape'
- Davidi2: 'Manipulation consensual rape'
- Davidi2: what the hell does that mean
- Stranger: idk.
- Stranger: i will look it up.
- LemonDrop: okay im hungry
- Stranger: haha.
- Davidi2: k i got a french fry
- Davidi2: yums
- Davidi2: so what is it
- Davidi2: ?
- Stranger: i just found that it was rape.
- Davidi2: and?
- Davidi2: what is manipulated consensual mean
- Davidi2: can I put it in your pooper?
- Stranger: hold on.
- Stranger: what?
- EatMyCheese: I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASSHOLE
- Davidi2: wtf
- Janca: i am being hacked!
- Davidi2: no
- Janca: i didnt say that!
- XSBDung: theyre here!!
- EatMyCheese: YES I DID I'M A MALE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
- EatMyCheese: wtf is happening?????
- Janca: no i didnt it!
- Janca: wtf hacks?
- Stranger: wtf. really
- Stranger: omegle has hacks.
- Janca: YEA BITCHES AND YOUR BEING HACKED TOO!
- Stranger: get off hackers.
- Stranger: how the fuck to do youu hack someone on omegle.
- Stranger: its not like you have a log in.
- Davidi2: LOL ITS EASY
- Janca: IMA MAKE YOUR COMPUTER FUCKING DESTORYED
- Davidi2: one second lemme clean my comp
- Stranger: get the fuck away.
- Stranger: wtf?
- Janca: I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR CATHOLIC ASS
- Stranger: dana are you still there?
- The Stranger has disconnected.
- The length of this conversation was: 01:02:40
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