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  1. The chatroom has connected to a stranger!
  2. EatMyCheese: Hai
  3. Stranger: hey
  4. Stranger: asl?
  5. Davidi2: Hello, 16 F USA
  6. Stranger: 15 f usa. but you are prob going to disconnect..
  7. Davidi2: why would I disconnect?
  8. Davidi2: its just a chat room :)
  9. Stranger: well girls normally like to talk to horny guys.
  10. Davidi2: haha im not horny, dont worry
  11. Stranger: thats what most girls do to me.... i am not lesbian or anything but sometimes i like haveing convos with girls more than guys just because guys are jerks. ya know?
  12. Stranger: oh good. i am not horny either.
  13. Stranger: atall.
  14. Davidi2: yea most are. im not lesbian either lol
  15. Stranger: haha cool. i am not saying that i don't like lesbians i am just sayin that alot of girls on here think that i am lesbian if i wanna talk to them. and it pisses me off.
  16. Stranger: haha.
  17. Davidi2: probably just guys looking for a good time lol
  18. Stranger: ya.... anyways. what state do you live in?
  19. Davidi2: Washington :)
  20. Stranger: sweet.
  21. Davidi2: you?
  22. Stranger: Ohio.. :/
  23. Davidi2: Oh cool, pretty warm there?
  24. Stranger: no.. its raining... haha.
  25. Davidi2: Oh. Wet tshirt?
  26. Stranger: huh?
  27. Davidi2: nothing lol
  28. Stranger: oh haha.
  29. Davidi2: Its usually really rainy here, we have a little saying about it
  30. Davidi2: you wouldnt get it though :P
  31. Stranger: ohhh. ok. haha.
  32. Davidi2: So what you up to? Out of school yet?
  33. Stranger: ya i am out of school. and i am just hanging around. babysitting
  34. Stranger: wbu/
  35. Davidi2: Just chatting with you and some friends
  36. Stranger: haha cool. oh whats your name?
  37. Davidi2: Dana
  38. Davidi2: you?
  39. Stranger: Kaylie.
  40. Davidi2: Interesting spelling, I usually see Kaylee
  41. Davidi2: is it like 'ki lee' or 'kay lee' ?
  42. Stranger: haha ya. my parents thought that if they changed the spelling then it would be as common? idk. they thought that they would be cooler. idk.
  43. Stranger: and it is kay lee.
  44. Stranger: it is spelled like the girl on make it or break it. idk if you watch that show..
  45. Davidi2: oh cool, I had an old friend named kay lee back when i lived in the east
  46. Stranger: sweet. ya kaylee is usually how it is spelled..
  47. Stranger: my parents spell everything a weird way..
  48. Davidi2: Yea my name was supposed to be 'David' but they accidently did Dana on the birth certificate...
  49. Davidi2: so they got me a sex change operation when I was like 1
  50. Stranger: oh really?
  51. Stranger: like legit.
  52. LemonDrop: yeah :/
  53. Davidi2: yea, it makes some people see me differently
  54. LemonDrop: sometimes i honestly wish they wouldnt have
  55. Stranger: so when you were first born you were a boy named dana?
  56. Davidi2: yu[
  57. Davidi2: yup*
  58. Davidi2: I dont tell most people because they never look at me the same way again
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  60. Davidi2: ....
  61. LemonDrop: umm yeah haha
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  63. Stranger: but that is a weird mistake...
  64. Davidi2: I know. But my parents arent the sharpest tools in the operating room.
  65. Stranger: ohh. i see. haha.
  66. Davidi2: What about you? Had any sex change operations?
  67. LemonDrop: yeah neither of them even went to college
  68. Stranger: ohhh. and no haha. i was born a girl.(:
  69. Davidi2: lucky
  70. Stranger: and i hope you don't mind me asking but do you like being a girl? or do you wish that you were a boy?
  71. LemonDrop: umm most of the time i prefer being a girl
  72. LemonDrop: but sometimes like i said
  73. LemonDrop: i regret them doing it
  74. LemonDrop: i mean it feels weird ya know?
  75. Stranger: ya. i get it. my aunts close friend had a sex change. and we have talked about it quite a few times. so i know what you mean.
  76. Davidi2: well its a bit different when you have a choice =/
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  78. Davidi2: the sad part is that I dont have most of the chemicals for female growth
  79. Davidi2: Ill probably need more operations unless I want to be flat forever
  80. Stranger: really? thats terrible. but don't be that sad hun. i was born a girl and i have the smallest boobs for a 15 year old in the world.
  81. Davidi2: you mean besides me =/
  82. Davidi2: some times I want to just get fat... and get 'man boobs'
  83. Stranger: well. i guess. i am not completely flat but i have a sternum that sticks out so it looks like i have smaller boobs than i do. so unless i have a bra on. it looks like i am flat chested.
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  85. Davidi2: oh well
  86. Stranger: make the best of it.
  87. Stranger: thats what i always do.
  88. Davidi2: exactly
  89. Davidi2: I dont have small boobs, I just have an easier way to get into tight spaces! :D
  90. Stranger: like people started calling my best friend and i hoes so we just embraced it so now i am the now 10th grade hoe at my school(:
  91. Stranger: haha. i like the way you think(:
  92. Davidi2: :)
  93. Davidi2: 8====================D
  94. Davidi2: for you, hoe
  95. Davidi2: <3
  96. EatMyCheese: hope that didn't offend you
  97. LemonDrop: 8================D there's another for your friend :)
  98. Stranger: haha thanks(: i mean i don't have sex with people because i have a boyfriend. but i dress like a hoe. i mean as much as you can when you go to a private catholic school..
  99. Davidi2: I hear catholic schools are usually worse that public schools
  100. Stranger: haha thanks. i will tell her. and i am not offended. my best friend and i are the 10th grade hoes.
  101. LemonDrop: hmm i doubt ill ever have sex :(
  102. Davidi2: oh well
  103. Stranger: ya. it is bad. my parents think that if i am at catholic school then i won't be exposed to drugs and sex and stuff. but they are sadly mistaken.
  104. Davidi2: what about your bf? what's he like?
  105. Stranger: just because we are forced to worship god doesn't mean that we are christian and that we don't sin..
  106. LemonDrop: is he nice? sometimes i wish i had a boyfriend
  107. Davidi2: thank God I'm an athiest then
  108. LemonDrop: haha get it?
  109. Davidi2: sorry bad humor >.>
  110. Stranger: well he is really sweet. and good looking, talented, and funny. and he knows that i am not a hoe but i am just embracing what people are saying about me. and my true friends know that i am not a hoe like what everyone else thinks me and my best friend are.
  111. Stranger: haha i did get it.. it was funny. i love bad humor(:
  112. Davidi2: i want to eat you out... im actually a lesbian
  113. Stranger: my best friend isn't a hoe either. she is just embracing it.
  114. Davidi2: haha did you get that one
  115. Davidi2: >.>
  116. Stranger: i didn't get it... haha sorry.
  117. LemonDrop: why does windows like to put update crap all over the computer, like on a secondary harddrive?
  118. LemonDrop: it pisses me off
  119. Stranger: but are you legit a lesbian?
  120. Stranger: idk...
  121. Davidi2: well i havent registered or anything, so I dont know if im legal
  122. Stranger: legal about what?
  123. Davidi2: you asked if I was legit?
  124. Davidi2: legit means legitimate which means legal
  125. Stranger: ohhh. haha. but i meant are you a lesbian? because at the begginning of this convo you said that you weren't
  126. Davidi2: oh good questions
  127. Stranger: haha.
  128. LemonDrop: um honestly i really dont know what i am
  129. LemonDrop: it confuses me
  130. LemonDrop: :(
  131. Stranger: and btw. christianity is my parents religion. not mine.
  132. Davidi2: I mean im part boy... so am I a lesbian if I like girls?
  133. LemonDrop: whats ur religion?
  134. Davidi2: and if I like both, am I bi or just straight... because I technically am both
  135. Stranger: well you had a sex change. so i would say that if you liked girls then you are a lesbian. since now you are a girl.
  136. Stranger: idk. thats a good question. and i am atheist.
  137. Davidi2: ok well im lesbian then I guess
  138. Stranger: yay(: haha i have a ton of friends who are lesbian.
  139. Stranger: and gay.
  140. Davidi2: well that's ohio for you
  141. Stranger: i only know very few people who are straight. like i never realized that...
  142. Davidi2: just kidding
  143. Stranger: hmmm.
  144. Davidi2: :P
  145. Stranger: haha. well we did just have the gay pride parade.
  146. Davidi2: o___0
  147. Davidi2: were you the banner carrier?
  148. Davidi2: or just one of the displays
  149. Stranger: haha(: it was so much fun. and i saw some people from my christian school there holding signs quoting the bible that gay and lesbian marrige is unholy or whatever...
  150. LemonDrop: haha thats funny
  151. Stranger: i just walked in the parade with my bf and my bff and her bf ahha.
  152. Stranger: writing out the words takes to much time..
  153. Davidi2: lol
  154. Davidi2: is your bf secretly gay?
  155. Stranger: it was awkward..
  156. Davidi2: well if its a secret I guess he wouldnt have told you
  157. Stranger: haha no. he just supports gay and lesbian marrige.
  158. Davidi2: but is he openly gay?
  159. Bitwise: fook yu
  160. Davidi2: are you SURE he isnt gay?
  161. Stranger: haha no.. he
  162. Stranger: has had many girlfriends.
  163. Stranger: i am sure that he is straight.(:
  164. Davidi2: oh so you're like a tool to him then =/
  165. Stranger: no.
  166. Davidi2: well I just know guys that have had lots of girlfriends are either looking for some bowchickawowow, or dont appreciate them
  167. Davidi2: whoa how did that get there
  168. Stranger: haha. i am sure that he is straight.
  169. Davidi2: ok, that sucks :(
  170. Stranger: haha.
  171. Stranger: so whatsup with you?
  172. EatMyCheese: oh dammit
  173. EatMyCheese: i think my old penis is still there :/
  174. Davidi2: sorry just breaking the ice
  175. Stranger: really?
  176. Davidi2: no lol
  177. Stranger: ohhhh. haha.
  178. Stranger: i was confused.
  179. Davidi2: so would I have been!
  180. Stranger: haha.
  181. Davidi2: you know whats gross?
  182. Davidi2: my parents keep my old parts in jars in the basement
  183. Davidi2: in case I ever want to go back...
  184. Stranger: oh my.. that is discusting...
  185. Stranger: oh my..
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  187. Davidi2: yea I used to ask why the basement was always locked
  188. Davidi2: eventually I learned to pick lock it and..
  189. Davidi2: well I never told them i found it
  190. Davidi2: its pretty gross :S
  191. Stranger: ohhh wow. that is weird.. is it like hiddin at all?
  192. Davidi2: its in a fridge
  193. Davidi2: that I didnt even know we had
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  195. Stranger: that is gross.
  196. Davidi2: there were also a few beers... but thats probably irrelevant
  197. Stranger: your parents keep beers in the same fridge as your old penis and testicles?????
  198. Davidi2: well there was a tv so im guessing thats where my dad goes when he's 'watching the game'
  199. EatMyCheese: yah they do... kinda gross
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  201. Davidi2: yes I have a brother who is 15
  202. Stranger: does he know that you got a sex change?
  203. Davidi2: yes
  204. Davidi2: but i dont see him much
  205. Stranger: oh why not?
  206. Davidi2: he's kinda a perv... even for a 15 year old
  207. Davidi2: so I stay away
  208. Stranger: ohhh. i see. did your parents make a mistake with him too?
  209. Davidi2: he's getting sent off to boot camp
  210. Davidi2: and no
  211. Davidi2: he's getting sent off because he made passes at me
  212. Davidi2: my own brother...
  213. Davidi2: meh oh well
  214. Davidi2: we were never really close
  215. Stranger: passes? whats that?
  216. Davidi2: passes as in sexual pass
  217. Davidi2: like 'wanna do _____'
  218. Stranger: he said that he wanted to do you?
  219. Davidi2: basically yes
  220. Stranger: and he meant it????
  221. Davidi2: mhmm
  222. Davidi2: I have a strange family...
  223. Stranger: ohhh wow. thats interesting.
  224. Davidi2: the really sad part is that I almost said yes
  225. Davidi2: because I feel unloved most of the time
  226. Davidi2: oh well I got over that lol with some help from my counselor
  227. Davidi2: my counselor was a really nice guy
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  229. Stranger: thats good.
  230. Davidi2: I dont know.
  231. Davidi2: But my counselor... he's the one that taught me how to love :)
  232. Stranger: awww thats so sweet(:
  233. Davidi2: yea :) he was sweet. and kinda salty but
  234. Davidi2: that was just one time
  235. Stranger: you tasted him?
  236. Stranger: haha.
  237. Davidi2: he taught me how to love :)
  238. Stranger: but you said that he was kinda salty. what does that mean?
  239. Davidi2: 8==========D
  240. Stranger: ?
  241. Stranger: is that a hoe reference?
  242. Davidi2: no
  243. Stranger: ohh haha.
  244. Stranger: what is that suppposed to mean?
  245. Davidi2: Well one way he taught me how to love
  246. Davidi2: was practicing love on him
  247. Davidi2: he told me what to do so I could love :)
  248. Stranger: ohhh and how did that work.
  249. Stranger: sorry ihope you don't mind me asking you these questions.
  250. Davidi2: we practiced loving
  251. Stranger: you can ask me anything later if you want.
  252. Davidi2: together
  253. Stranger: like sex?
  254. Davidi2: well...
  255. Davidi2: not the most far way
  256. Davidi2: but... basically yea >.<
  257. Davidi2: love
  258. Stranger: isn't he like older than you. by a lot?
  259. Stranger: haha. do you like him???
  260. Stranger: again you can ask me anything later.
  261. Davidi2: I love him with all my heart
  262. Davidi2: he taught me how to love
  263. Davidi2: and how we should do anything
  264. Davidi2: for people we love
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  266. Stranger: and is that even legal? to have sex with your client?
  267. Stranger: haha sweet.
  268. Davidi2: I dont see him anymore :(
  269. Stranger: sorry i am talking to myself. well typing to myself haha. i am typing what i am thinking(:
  270. Davidi2: and I dont know, but he said we had to
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  272. Davidi2: or I could never love anyone
  273. Stranger: how old is he?
  274. Davidi2: in his 30s I think
  275. Stranger: ohhh. so he is not like 40. thats good.
  276. Davidi2: he may have been
  277. Stranger: is he cute?
  278. Stranger: sorry if you htink that i am annoying. please tell me.
  279. Davidi2: its the inside that matters
  280. Davidi2: not the outside
  281. Davidi2: thats what he always told me
  282. Davidi2: :)
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  284. Davidi2: omg...
  285. Davidi2: I just googled his name...
  286. Stranger: haha and....
  287. Davidi2: theres a news report here for him going to jail
  288. Stranger: oh my god!!! why????
  289. Davidi2: it doesnt say....
  290. Davidi2: oh wait here it was
  291. Davidi2: is
  292. Stranger: what???
  293. Davidi2: wow long list
  294. Stranger: ahhh. that is so creepy.
  295. Stranger: long list!!! oh my lord.
  296. Davidi2: 'Consulting without a license'
  297. LemonDrop: umm sorrty to break this to you but im a lesbian
  298. LemonDrop: :/
  299. Stranger: no thats alright. you have mentioned that.
  300. Stranger: what else does it say??
  301. Davidi2: 'Unconsentual statutitory rape'
  302. Davidi2: 'Manipulation consensual rape'
  303. Davidi2: what the hell does that mean
  304. Stranger: idk.
  305. Stranger: i will look it up.
  306. LemonDrop: okay im hungry
  307. Stranger: haha.
  308. Davidi2: k i got a french fry
  309. Davidi2: yums
  310. Davidi2: so what is it
  311. Davidi2: ?
  312. Stranger: i just found that it was rape.
  313. Davidi2: and?
  314. Davidi2: what is manipulated consensual mean
  315. Davidi2: can I put it in your pooper?
  316. Stranger: hold on.
  317. Stranger: what?
  318. EatMyCheese: I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASSHOLE
  319. Davidi2: wtf
  320. Janca: i am being hacked!
  321. Davidi2: no
  322. Janca: i didnt say that!
  323. XSBDung: theyre here!!
  324. EatMyCheese: YES I DID I'M A MALE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
  325. EatMyCheese: wtf is happening?????
  326. Janca: no i didnt it!
  327. Janca: wtf hacks?
  328. Stranger: wtf. really
  329. Stranger: omegle has hacks.
  330. Janca: YEA BITCHES AND YOUR BEING HACKED TOO!
  331. Stranger: get off hackers.
  332. Stranger: how the fuck to do youu hack someone on omegle.
  333. Stranger: its not like you have a log in.
  334. Davidi2: LOL ITS EASY
  335. Janca: IMA MAKE YOUR COMPUTER FUCKING DESTORYED
  336. Davidi2: one second lemme clean my comp
  337. Stranger: get the fuck away.
  338. Stranger: wtf?
  339. Janca: I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR CATHOLIC ASS
  340. Stranger: dana are you still there?
  341. The Stranger has disconnected.
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  345. The length of this conversation was: 01:02:40
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