DAILY DYNASTY: 4 MONTHS LATER

<Wrong_Way>: why is ignition god
<Wrong_Way>: where is glorious agri when you need him
*** Alibna is now known as Agricolas
<Agricolas>: HERE

Daily reminder Dynasty worship a talking tree.
Topic set by Flipside on Wed Jul 23 2014 13:41:43 GMT-0500 (Central Standard Time)

<Reverb>: :^)

<Agricolas>: Daily reminder there's absolutely nothing wrong with that
<Wrong_Way>: WELL TECHNECHLY HE WAS A PERSON BEFORE THAT
<Agricolas>: Barbarian
<Wrong_Way>: TREE WHATEVER
<Ignition>: speaking of which
<Ignition>: we are several month late on the scheduled Daily Dynasty, Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: UGH
Wrong_Way slaps his head several times on a broken computer
<Ignition>: oi, careful there
<Ignition>: this stuff's expensive, Mark
<Wrong_Way>: I know but nothing important has happened in 4 months.
Agricolas appears from behind Mark, putting a hand on his shoulder
<Agricolas>: Then glorify that for the people, our state of continued peace. Otherwise, even better, is to recount stories of our own victories
<Wrong_Way>: uh...k
Wrong_Way gestures Ignition to take a photo of them together
<Agricolas>: If they wish for entertainment we will give it to them. I hope you understand what I mean
Agricolas is incredibly photogenic
<Ignition>: .ьу ефлуы ыумкфд зрщещы
<JustShaun>: IGGY IS TALKING IN TONGUES
<JustShaun>: GET HIM
Ignition takes several photos after speaking in tongues for a bit
<Ignition>: s'nothing to worry about, just a wee space bug
<Ignition>: now, boss, could you juggle Mark a little?
<Wrong_Way>: I know what you mean, sometimes I just start shouting kurwa on the top of my lungs sometimes.
<Wrong_Way>: sometimes.
<Wrong_Way>: wait what?
<Ignition>: it's for the people, Mark, remember the people!
<Ignition>: ZE PEEEOPLE!
Agricolas does so, all while looking incredibly strong and imposing and respectable
Agricolas power juggling
<Mister-Z>: that awkward moment when your dog got laid before you
<Ignition>: згидшсэы пщттф дщму
<Agricolas>: I don't know that moment
Ignition cough
Wrong_Way wonders which choices in his life lead to him being juggled by a divine treeman.
<Ignition>: good ones
<Ignition>: duuh
<Wrong_Way>: When did you start reading minds?
<Ignition>: about a week ago, why?
<Wrong_Way>: ...Nevermind.
Wrong_Way hopes he gets cooler powers than reality warping
<Ignition>: you should get acid saliva
<Ignition>: or beer sweat
<Ignition>: god I miss beer sweat
<Reverb>: ...what is that even
<Wrong_Way>: Is it good beer?
<Wrong_Way>: What if it turns out to be like, off brand smelly beer.
<Ignition>: there was a feller, a while back, who would sweat pure Guiness
<Ignition>: such a shame I hadta kill the bugger
<JustShaun>: i sweat pure awesome :j
Wrong_Way looks over to the memorial for Guiness Sweat in the corner of the room.
Wrong_Way sheds a single tear