I'm the Mykan Guy - lyrics

I'M THE MYKAN GUY
a parody of "I'm the Purple Guy" by DAGames

(I do not ever wish to watch FIM, nor do I wish to be part of the brigade, but I grew tired of the so-called "Bronies" bothering me and daring me to make a fanfic.
So I'm creating this, a whole new universe so that I don't have to watch FIM… it's all new… well, to me it is. This way, maybe I can break free…!)

So here we are
Throne built of Magic Voices
The Supreme King of Dakari World
My empire vast
A big start but alas
My banner has still yet to be unfurled...

No, all my shipping
Couples are sunk!
No Dakari should leave Davis
In a big funk!
How could they think this fine?
I'm losing my mind
It just can't get worse!!!

[Bridge]
So I resolved I would say
I would fix this away
With the power to write
And I'll get it right
And I'm not around the bend
'Cause it's true in the end
My headcanon wins!

[Chorus]
I am the Mykan guy
Starring in the show tonight
Turn the spotlight onto me
Get out of my way, time to write
My euphoria:
Unicornicopia
Make Terra get together with Beast Boy
I have all the best toys
They're not for you, I'm the Mykan guy
(TERRA, WHY)

I hate this show
That's why I pay attention to it all
My research is done from A to Z
My haters can burn
As far as I'm concerned
An accent is a personality...

All this "friendship"
Pales to belief, but in what
I'm not sure, so I'll
Go with bravery!
The value's nary
'Cause this bitch got married
The pros all suck, and so
They should hire me!!

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Mantra]
Trapped in the zone
With copyright bone
The riffers have risen
Can't they leave me alone?

[Mantra x3]

[Chorus (w/out last line)]

[Mantra]