When I first set up my recruitment thread I wasn't expecting much. I was hoping that maybe a low div4 team might pick me up, but I was pretty sure I'd end up in div5 or div6. However, a few hours after the thread was up someone added me on steam. I clicked the accept button and searched his name on etf2l. He was in a div4 team called Finally Great. I got excited, maybe this was it, a team I could stay with for over a month without it folding. I started chatting with him. He seemed like a pretty cool person. We arranged my trial game for later that day.
  When the time came I opened Mumble and joined the server he gave me the info to. I joined a channel named "Match" in which I saw "Dangerous", the person who I'd been talking to earlier. With him was someone else, named "swineh". I greeted them and started to talk with them. They actually seemed like pretty nice people, which was rare in gaming communities. It would seem that I had hit the jackpot.
  A few moments later someone else joined. He was called "Venusaur". After the Pokemon. I fucking love Pokemon, so it was instantly obvious to me that this was probably a cool guy. And it would seem I was right, again. After a few minutes of chatting with them, Dangerous got Fastape and Cheato to join the mumble so that we could start playing. When they joined Dangerous started looking for a game while the rest of us joined the server. We did some pre-game dicking around which I enjoyed immensly, as I did their company.
  The pre-game ended once Dangerous told us he found a game, it was serious time now. I had to prove my worth to these guys if I wanted to stay with them. The other team joined pretty fast and the game began. It went as smoothly and as perfectly as it could have gone. Noone made a single mistake, we worked as one, accurately calling down targets which went down in seconds. And surely enough, after it was over they had already made their decision- I was in. I felt great knowing that I had joined such a great team, not only good but also full of cool people. I fell on my bed and after my light, I closed my eyes.
  We not only played together we joked, laughed and chatted. It was definitely good times which I will remember fondly. With all this, and school and going out with friends, a week went by. Browsing the forums I saw Fastape having an arguement with sam Welsh guy named "Hyam" (they later told me that he pronounced his name as "Ham"). Aparently, this guy really hated us, he'd been in the team for a while and then left becaus ehe found the other guys so obnoxious. Now, as I mentioned earlier I really liked my teamates and couldn't see why he had such a big problem with them. So I just left Fastape to deal with him.
  Later that day, when we were playing, Hyam and a teamate of his named jorg joined our Mumble. As I meantioned earlier, we were, at the time, playing, so we didn't notice them until Hyam entered our channel and told us that "We're coming, and you can't stop us". Naturally, Fastape made a semen joke and we all burst into laughter while Hya,m disconnected in his rage. However, what followed about an hour later was not in the least funny.
 We had just finished our break and were back to playing when suddely Cheato started shouting. He cried for help. He was pleading for help, in the background we could hear a great roar and what sounded like a house being torn apart. At this point Cheato uttered the last words we ever heard from him, I remember them clearly "Oh my god, it's an fucking elephant, oh my fucking go-" and then there was silence. Noone talked for a few seconds. Minutes. "Cheato?" said Dangerous "Mate, if you're kidding with us, you're really fucked up". Still silence. Suddenly we saw Cheato's name light up. We could hear what Cheato has called about- an elephant roaring in the background and then, suddenly, a human voice. A laugh. I fucked up your mate" is was Hyam's voice. "Are you fucking serious? What the fuck man" Dangerous started, but Hyam cut him mid sentence "What you gonna do mate? Eh, mate? You can do nothing mate. You're up next. Mate." And then there was a long silence. It felt like it lasted for hours.
  The next day we made a decision that Cheato was fucking with us. To think otherwise would be stupid. We got one of our other players, Mad Lavotory, to play with us in Cheato's place. We went on playing like this for about an hour, until Fastape called that he needed to go check something for a second. About 30 seconds later he came back screaming for help, almost excactly like Cheato had- we assumed he was joking about it and started laughing- until we heared the elephant again. And a familiar voice shouting "You're fucked mate". Seconds later Hyam started talking to us again "I told you mate, you're all fucked, mate. I'm not going to stop, you're all done, mate!"