Anon & I.M.Ps storys

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #635 and #651
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anon fights back because i wanted to write one
>Blitzo is paid to kill Anon from a client
>Him, Moxxie, and Millie go to Anon's house
>They hide in a bush
>be Anon
>You're taking out the trash
>As you're bringing it to the curb, you hear a sneeze followed by a gunshot fly behind you
>you look in the direction you heard it from, too paralyzed with fear to run or move away
>a red demon jumps up and aims a gun at you and presses the trigger, but it clicks
"Oh, God FUCKING damnit, I forgot to get more bullets!"
>What is going on
"Oh, whatever. Get 'im, Millie!"
>Another demon jumps out of the bushes wielding a knife, with a grin on her face
>Now you finally feel the desire to do something as it charges at you
>And what do you do? Run for your life
>Hear footsteps behind you as you slam your door behind you
>But the demon has caught up to you and tackled you as you closed the door
>She's small enough so that you can stop both her hands with one
>Your vidya prepared you for this
>You grab her by the neck with your free hand and clench as hard as you can
>She tries using her tail to beat you
"C'm... c'mon, already... just die, dangit...!"
>You're too coked up on adrenaline to feel the pain as you tussle her around and get on top of her
>Pin her down by her torso with your foot, allowing you to free up your hand
>Use it to beat the shit out of her
>Keep slamming your fist into her face until the demon stops fighting back
>As you let go of your other hand, her arms flop, dropping her knife
>She's unconscious
>Look around, see the demon from before and a new third one watching you through the window
>One of them looks devastated
>Now you feel bad for it, they must know each other well
>You gently pick her up, open your front door, and place her on your porch
>You hear more chatter before you hear a loud, mystical noise, and it all stops
>You did it
>You just fucking beat up a demon
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Anon was millies first human kill
And if we go on the theory that imps naturally like humans... Well...
>Millie holds her hands down on anons neck with all of her might, strangling him
>Tears are running down anons face as he turns more and more blue
>He's weakly grabbing at her hands as she sees nothing but fear in his eyes
>Millie thought that killing a human would be like ripping off a bandaid
>She didn't want it to be so...
>Cruel.
>Anon lets out a final choke for air as he falls limp
>Millie gets off of his corpse
>She feels something wet on her face
>They're tears
>She didn't even realize she was crying the whole time
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>anon taking IMP shopping in the human world
>they keep taste testing the food in the store itself without paying
>anon keeps trying to get them to stop so that he doesnt get in trouble
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>Moxxie ends up drunk (again)
>Millie ends up with a stomachache that renders her weak and fussy
>Blitzo's fucking high on ether from trying to eat whipped cream and squeezy cheese, but ended up huffing the propellant instead
>Loona's hyper from all the caffeine