All Hail Halleluka, King Of Weebs

A hush fell upon the throne room. The crowd dispersed as the knight approached the dais. "My Lord," the woman called out.
Halleluka raised a finger. "Report."
Umi Sonoda raised her helm, and knelt before her king.
"It's... the Americans, sir."
baabaa turned to her lover. She struggled to keep the same strong face that Halleluka held in this moment.
"The Americans?" Halleluka put his hand on his chin.
"T-they.." Umi couldn't help but quiver. "They've armed the nuke."
The throne room was filled with the sounds of gasps as the crowd stared. The feeling of unease was weighing heavy. They all knew this day was coming.
Halleluka stood from his throne. He clenched his fist at his side, and took a step forward towards the crowd.
He knew whatever he said next would dictate years of unrest upon his weeb kingdom.

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baabaa watched as her lover took the steps down the dais, towards Umi.
He placed a hand on her shoulder. "Thank you, commander. At ease."
Umi stood back up, backing off to join the rest of the weeb army.
"Friends, Weebs, Countrymen..." Halleluka's voice boomed in the hall.
"...there comes a time in everyone's life, where they must make a decision."
Halleluka looked towards his commander.
But the next thing that escaped his lips wasn't inspiring words.
It was blood.

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Metal clattered against the dais.
baabaa stood, trembling, blood dripping from her hand.
"I.. I'm sorry, husband.." she muttered weakly.
Halleluka dropped to his knees. The weebs in the hall quickly bolted for the door.
His last breath was spent watching his commander, Umi, kneel to her new leader.
"Your first order?"
"Idk I don't even like weebs that much," baabaa replied, shrugging and walking off to the Queen's quarters.