Watermelons or coconuts?

Alexithymiaa: -Noah was sitting in his room on his chair with his laptop in his lap, his eyes set down on the screen as he typed into his document trying to make some progress on one of his assignments. He chewed on the inside of his cheek, thinking probably way too hard about something he should already be knowledgable in as he struggled to continue writing.-
Covet: Tae had been in her room, getting into her hidden stash of cookies, pulling a few out before she tucked them back into her make up case under a few different cases of eyeshadow pallets. She walked down the hall to Noah's room and went to sit down on his bed, rolling over to her stomach so that she could kick her feet up in the air. "I think I can see the smoke starting to come out of your ears over there."
Alexithymiaa: "Shhhhh." He said without looking up from his computer, his hands starting to move over the keyboard again as he typed another couple of sentences. Once he had finished, he looked up, turning to watch her drape herself over his bed. "Did you come in here just to shit on me?"-
Covet: "No, I came in here to give you some attention and maybe get some myself." She said to him as she munched on her cookies. "What are you working on over there?"
Alexithymiaa: "Stupid Roman history paper..." He grumbled in a low voice, clearly not thrilled with his gen eds and their assignments. He spotted the cookies she was eating and holding onto, putting his hand out without a word.-
Covet: Tae looked at his hand then tilted her head to the side so that she could put her hand in his, giving him a smile. "I have faith in you that you can do it." She said patting it a couple of times.
Alexithymiaa: -He looked down at his outstretched hand and her obvious gesture to not give him a fucking cookie which he was not about. He shook her off and put his hand out again. "Gimme one."-
Covet: "Well not now, I might have if you said please, but these ones are mine remember."
Covet: Tae told him sticking out her tongue.
Alexithymiaa: -He rolled his eyes, tipping his head back and letting out a groan. "Really? You're not going to give me ONE cookie? I'm stressed and I'm tired and frustrated with this stupid paper and I cant even have ONE cookie?"-
Covet: "You said these were my cookies." She told him with a pout. "Because you ate my other ones."
Alexithymiaa: "It's just one cookie." He tried to reason with her, focusing on his computer again. "If you cant even spare one cookie for your boyfriend... what will you spare?"-
Covet: "It's MY cookie." She said to him, "I spare plenty for him. I mean, I spare my body practically every night after all." Tae said looking at him with a smirk.
Alexithymiaa: "Yes, because that's just so terribly tragic for you." He said dramatically as he typed a bit more of his paper. "Anything else you spare at your own expense?"-
Covet: "Hmm, I'm sure I could think of more, but I don't like holding anything against him." She said eating another cookie.
Alexithymiaa: "I disagree. I'm pretty sure I can name a few things you like holding against him." He grinned, shooting her a quick glance. "What about all the cupcakes he shares with you?"-
Covet: "Hmmm, well I'm not sure if that counts mostly because I'm his guinuea pig." Tae said saving the last cookie.
Alexithymiaa: "I think he can be his own guinea pig. Not the end of the world if there is no cookie exchange." He said as he said back, crossing his arms over his chest. "There are worse things than having to eat a bunch of cupcakes by yourself."-
Covet: "Oh so all I'm good for is my cookies now huh?"
Alexithymiaa: "Cookies, muffins, salad, watermelon....." He trailed off, trying to think of food euphemisms for female body parts.-
Covet: Tae couldn't help but start giggling at all his euphamisms, "Watermelon? Theyr'e nowhere near that big."
Alexithymiaa: "Okay, but what the fuck else are boobs?" He asked in frustration because he'd known that, but he struggled. "At least give me a little bit of credit here."-
Covet: "Okay fine, fine, you get the credit for it." Tae said with a mocking scoff
Alexithymiaa: "Good. But seriously, what else are boobs?" He asked in a gentler tone because now he just wanted some suggestions for better food boobs.-
Covet: "Coconuts?" She asked him because that was the only other thing she could think of that was food related.
Alexithymiaa: "Yeah, but coconuts are almost as big as melons and that kind of defeats the purpose." He shook it off, looking back down at his computer. "Realistically if this paper is due on Thursday, do you think it's stupid if I wait until tomorrow to finish it after practice?"-
Covet: "Coconuts are pretty small compared to watermelons though." Tae said, wondering what kind of coconuts he's seen. "Depends, how much do you have done on it so far?"
Alexithymiaa: (He's never seen a coconut in person. Its canon as of right now.)
Alexithymiaa: "Uhhh..." He started to scroll over his document, getting to the bottom of what he had written. "About half and I've been working on it since I got out of class today."-
Covet: [bahaha]
Covet: "Then yeah, you should be able to finish it in time, provided you aren't to tired tomorrow after practice" Tae said to him, handing over the last cookie to him.
Alexithymiaa: "Good." He said as he slammed the top of the computer shut, leaning down to slid it underneath his chair and then reaching for the cookie to shove into his mouth. "I'm so done with this for tonight."-
Covet: "Good, because I might need you to spare your body tonight." Tae said rolling over on the bed so she was facing up.
Alexithymiaa: -He raised his brows as he watched her, his eyes trailing over her frame. "You need it?" He asked her, latching onto her choice of words as he swallowed the cookie.-
Covet: "Yep. Need it." She told him, watching him back. "You willing to help with that, I gave you a cookie after all."
Alexithymiaa: "That's true, you did give me a cookie..." He said as he got up, staying in a sort of crouched position as he moved over to the bed, hovering over her. "Hows your ankle feeling?"-
Covet: "It's more annoying to have the boot on at this point. But I should be able to stop wearing it next week." Tae said reaching up to wrap her arms around his neck, throwing her good leg up over his hip.
Alexithymiaa: "Good because it gets in my way." He said as he leaned into her, closing the distances between the two and just diving into a make out frenzy.-