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- >idiot conspiracy theorist
- >before the revolution, everyone worked the fields for 120 hours a week and died of polio at 28
- >what would I do without twitter
- >muh modern medicine
- >so what if our natural biological desires aren’t being fulfilled? I can have a pizza delivered to my door in 10 minutes!
- >my Amazom package is a day late
- >gotta to be in contact with everyone I know 24/7
- >goes hunting in skyrim
- >gotta drop the kids off at daycare
- >why am I so depressed?
- >googles pictures of nature
- >I love this new fingerprint scanner on the iPhone X
- >31, female, not looking for anything serious
- >my half brother, stepsister, stepdad, mom and I all got each other the best Christmas presents
- >plays music on speaker while hiking
- >Reddit meet my doggo, he’s a border collie, we live together in a 1 bedroom apartment and I lock him in a cage when I leave the house and never walk him. Why is he so angsty all the time?
- >life being easier is a good thing you backwards retard, take the tinfoil hat off
- >chugs prozac
- >these 8 year olds need to work 14 hours a day in the factories
- >must... activate... dopamine... receptors
- >I don’t really want kids, they’re too much work
- >why do I have a headache?
- >why is life so empty and meaningless
- >has mid life crisis
- >don’t play outside Timmy, here’s an iPad instead
- >we need to feed the homeless
- >get back to work, you’re on the clock
- >steps on landmine
- >gets lung cancer at age 19 from brick factory chemicals
- >I love watching super bowl commercials
- >why is this drive thru taking so fucking long?
- >plays Minecraft for its relaxing mood and simple yet fulfilling objectives, but quits his world when it gets too easy due to redstone machines and automatic farms
- >I hate sitting in traffic
- >without social security who would take care of my parents?
- >kills self
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