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- >Have herd of fluffy ponies in natural habitat
- >They are animals
- >Very much operating on instincts, survival of the fittest
- >Primitive
- >Go to the store
- >Pick up the bible on audiotape
- >Play it on a casset player, and deliver it to the fluffy herd in disguise as a bush
- >Fluffy herd crowds around the "tawkey fwein'" and, eventually, shut up and listen to it
- >They listen to fabulous tales of boys slaying giants and giant ships and great floods and towers of babel
- >Your hypothesis is correct
- >Post-exposure, Fluffy ponies develop their own miniature version of religion
- >Concepts in the bible form the basis for fluffy pony morality
- >No more do mothers shun their babies
- >Eating the meat of any other creature is forbidden (the herd had occasionally fed on the carcasses of dead rabbits they found)
- >Fluffy ponies live in fear of god, but have a generally more-equal society
- >Smarty friends are phased out
- >Soon, fluffy ponies begin to develop tactics for finding food, agriculture (burying berries), and, in some cases, art (pictures out of berry juice)
- >Experiment: successful!
- >All forseen in your hypothesis
- >All except one thing
- >Fluffy ponies now bite the foreskin off of baby colts at birth
- >Turns out the audiobook you bought only contained the Old Testament
- >"Mawzzuwtowff!"
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