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Fluff of God

May 6th, 2012
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  1. >Have herd of fluffy ponies in natural habitat
  2. >They are animals
  3. >Very much operating on instincts, survival of the fittest
  4. >Primitive
  5. >Go to the store
  6. >Pick up the bible on audiotape
  7. >Play it on a casset player, and deliver it to the fluffy herd in disguise as a bush
  8. >Fluffy herd crowds around the "tawkey fwein'" and, eventually, shut up and listen to it
  9. >They listen to fabulous tales of boys slaying giants and giant ships and great floods and towers of babel
  10. >Your hypothesis is correct
  11. >Post-exposure, Fluffy ponies develop their own miniature version of religion
  12. >Concepts in the bible form the basis for fluffy pony morality
  13. >No more do mothers shun their babies
  14. >Eating the meat of any other creature is forbidden (the herd had occasionally fed on the carcasses of dead rabbits they found)
  15. >Fluffy ponies live in fear of god, but have a generally more-equal society
  16. >Smarty friends are phased out
  17. >Soon, fluffy ponies begin to develop tactics for finding food, agriculture (burying berries), and, in some cases, art (pictures out of berry juice)
  18. >Experiment: successful!
  19. >All forseen in your hypothesis
  20. >All except one thing
  21. >Fluffy ponies now bite the foreskin off of baby colts at birth
  22. >Turns out the audiobook you bought only contained the Old Testament
  23. >"Mawzzuwtowff!"
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