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- >”Welcome back, everyone, to MWF's Husband in the Bank Battle Royale. >The winner of tonight's main event will win a contract for a future Husband Match that they can cash in at any time
- >Remember, all competitors will start in the ring.
- >In order to be eliminated, a competitor must be sent over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor. >Already in the ring, we have Hiku the Hinezumi, Sapphire the Salamander, Jelena the Jinko, Barbara the Polar Grizzly, Hela the Hellhound, Oreana the High Orc, and Mindy the Minotaur.
- >Due to her huge size, Mindy is the favorite to win this match.”
- DING!! DING!! DING!!
- >”And the match begins!!!
- >And all the other girls have teamed up on Mindy!!
- >Look at them go.
- >They got her in the corner now and...
- >Whoa, look at the display of power!!
- >Mindy has just sent all the other girls flying!!!
- >How is anyone going to eliminate her?!?!
- >Oh, here comes Barbara, she's gotten hold of Mindy... and
- > Yes!!! looks like she's locked in her patented Great White Crush bear hug submission.
- >But you can't win this match by submissions!!
- >What is she thinking”?
- >”The other five competitors have gotten back.
- >They've gotten over to the two biggest girls in this match...
- >Oh my God!!!!
- >Through their combined effort, the girls were just flipped over the top rope and eliminated.
- >Mindy looks furious, but there is nothing she can do.
- >Once a competitor is over that rope, there out!!”
- >”Hiku, Saphire, Hela, Oreana, and Jelena remain.
- >Who will be the next to be eliminated from this match?
- >It looks like Hiku is going to go after Hela, while Sapphire, Oreana and Jelena are just trading blows in the center of the ring!!
- >Looks like Hiku didn't think this one through.
- >Hela is fireproof and damn near twice her size!!
- >Hela has Hiku on the ropes.
- >Is she...
- >Yes!!!
- >She's going for the Clothesline from Hel!!!!
- >HELA IS ELIMINATED!!!!! AT the last second, Hiku ducked and pulled down the top rope, causing the hellhound to miss her attack and fly over the top rope!!
- >And with that we are at....
- >NO!!
- >Blue Flame Sapphire was just eliminated by Oreana, after a well placed cunt punt allowed her to easily over power the salamander!!”
- >”We are left with Oreana, Jelena and Hiku.
- >It looks like Jelena is non too pleased with what Oreana did to her tag team partner.
- >Jelena has Oreana in the corner. And is treating her like a well used heavy bag!!!
- >Just a flurry of rights and lefts!!!!
- >Oh, but Oreana goes and puts her thumb in the Jinko's eye!!
- >How low will this orc stoop to....
- >Here comes Hiku flying in!!!
- >She lands on Oreana's shoulders and...
- >YES!!!!
- >Oreana is eliminated after a successful Hurricanrana over the top rope!!!!
- >Luckily, Hiku kept a grip on the rope, and is still on the apron.
- >Hiku goes for the Springboard!!!”
- SMACK
- DING! DING! DING! DING!
- >(Announcer's voice plays over the roar of the crowd)
- >”The Winner of the 2018 Husband of the Bank Match is: JELENAAAAAA!!!!”
- >”That was one hell of a move right there!!
- >As Hiku was going for what looked like a flying kick on Jelena, the Jinko countered with a well placed Superkick that caught the Hinezumi right under the chin and sent her flying to the outside!!!”
- >”And with that, Commisioner Lady Juliana von Friedrich present Jelena with the...
- >Hold on.
- >Jelena has grabbed a mic.”
- >(In Heavy Russian Accent)
- >”You. Little man at table. Get down here. I cash in now.”
- >Camera goes to show a rather small man in a nice sports coat slowly take a headset off....
- >And he runs as fast as he can away from the victor.
- >The fancily dressed Wight takes the microphone from the now despondent Jinko.
- >”Don't worry dear.
- >They always run like that.
- >But let me make it up to you.
- >You'll have your match with him at next month's Pay Per View: No escape
- >Inside a Steel Cage!!!!!
- >And since our play by play announcer is gone, this is Juliana von Friedrich of the Mamono Wrestling Federation, wishing all of you a good night.”
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