Misc JC SM

				AUNT MAY
			(lovingly)
		Does this have to do with a certain girl
		we talked about at dinner?

				PETER
		No, no, look, there was this radioactive
		experiment... I was poisoned!

				AUNT MAY
		You were what?

				PETER
		I was bitten by a bug.

				AUNT MAY
		Oh! I get it, you mean a love bug.

				PETER
		No... No... A spider...

				AUNT MAY
		Peter, did you at least talk to her?

				PETER
		Aunt May, listen to me. I got bitten on
		the hand... by a poisonous spider.

				AUNT MAY
		She bit you?


	The surprised CHINAMAN lets loose a stream of CHINESE
	expletives, complete with appropriate suggestive gestures.




_________________________________________________________________________________________________________