Keep in mind that he started sending me IMs to my /cell phone number/, so the attention starved whore fucking gave it to him for whatever reason (he claims he searched through her phone and got my number).

(11:03:38 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: there you are!
(11:04:38 PM) KillerChris66: I swear to fuck I had added your SN correctly
(11:05:03 PM) KillerChris66: fucking privacy settings
(11:06:12 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: so anyways, she's saying she's suicidal and all that kinda thing
(11:06:48 PM) KillerChris66: this might sound callous but I had figured she would
(11:07:03 PM) KillerChris66: not that I want that or anything
(11:09:05 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: she's saying stuff along the lines of like..you're the only friend she has left or something like that
(11:09:41 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: and i guess she's suicidal because she drove you away or something...idk for sure, everything's been kinda scattered
(11:10:02 PM) KillerChris66: I've just lost my patience with her
(11:10:14 PM) KillerChris66: I'm a really patient guy
(11:10:26 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: samesies, bro
(11:10:58 PM) KillerChris66: So which of the nine Chris' are you?
(11:11:14 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: holy shit there's nine?
(11:11:18 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: thought there was only 3
(11:11:28 PM) KillerChris66: probably more around six
(11:11:41 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: oh wow
(11:11:46 PM) KillerChris66: common name
(11:11:54 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: indeed
(11:11:56 PM) KillerChris66: there are also Christines and shit
(11:11:59 PM) KillerChris66: which just adds to the mix
(11:12:04 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: nah ima dude
(11:12:08 PM) KillerChris66: well I figured
(11:12:26 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: but more importantly...i wish to retain my anonymity, as it gives me magical freedoms
(11:12:46 PM) KillerChris66: lurk moar
(11:13:09 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: yeah yeah 4chan is mainstream
(11:13:10 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: anyways
(11:14:19 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: yeah so, just talk to her or something, as much as i like to flaunt my inhumanity, it'd be messed up to see sum1 kill themselves over that
(11:14:53 PM) KillerChris66: no
(11:14:59 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: why not?
(11:15:08 PM) KillerChris66: Because this shit has happened like four times
(11:15:11 PM) KillerChris66: I'm really done
(11:38:12 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: well
(11:38:15 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: just talked to her a ton
(11:38:17 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: shes gonna do it
(11:38:21 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: im pretty sure now
(11:38:30 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: cant talk her out of it
(11:38:41 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: she is very firm in the belief that her life is worthless
(11:39:49 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: i just hope im not legally involved in this shit when she actually does it
(11:44:24 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: well fuck man, thanks for the help

next day

(2:47:04 PM) KillerChris66: she's alive btw
(2:47:13 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: huh
(2:47:30 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: i just didnt wanna be legally involved if she did commit suicide lol
(2:47:45 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: i shouldnt attempt to negotiate like that anymore
(2:48:11 PM) KillerChris66: I just stop talking to her
(2:48:14 PM) KillerChris66: it works wonders
(2:48:19 PM) awesomeyay@live.com: lol