how nancy got her groove back

21:30:50| <+nancy> ok so it's the summer b4 high school starts
21:30:51| <+litup> on my shit
21:30:53| <+cirkit> continue
21:31:01| <+nancy> and my best friend megan who got me into irc and i were insperable
21:31:04| <+litup> owah
21:31:05| <+litup> woah
21:31:12| <+litup> megan and nancy
21:31:16| <+nancy> megan was dating this guy that she met on irc that lived in san angelo which is kind of in west texas
21:31:24| <+nancy> and he was much older and he was kind of a creep in retrospect
21:31:26| <+polaris> oh you got her ya
21:31:30| <@eraser> not to interrupt nancy but the ascii img you posted looks so fuckin good we gotta figure that out
21:31:31| <+nancy> but she lost her virginity and was talking about how cool sex was
21:31:31| <@eraser> ok continue
21:31:32| <+polaris> hard to say whats goin on there
21:31:38| <+polaris> exactly eraser
21:31:39| <+nancy> and i always felt insecure because i was the fat girl.
21:31:48| <+polaris> :(
21:31:48| <+nancy> anyway that summer she tried to set me up with a douche bro raver guy.
21:31:52| <+litup> oh
21:31:54| <+litup> 2 much mountain dew
21:31:59| <@anji> lol
21:32:00| <+cirkit> oh boy
21:32:14| <+nancy> we went to a big warehouse party one night and i took ectascy for the first time but and played with my boobs but then he laughed at me and said he wasn't going to fuck a
                   fat chick
21:32:17| <+nancy> so i was really sad
21:32:22| <+nancy> especially after the mdma crash
21:32:25| <+toohighto> woah
21:32:29| <@anji> omg
21:32:31| <@anji> aw
21:32:32| <+nancy> so my friend megan got onto a local irc channel
21:32:34| <+toohighto> poor thing
21:32:37| <+litup> yo
21:32:44| <+litup> this is a sad story
21:32:49| <+nancy> and she chatted up two guys and told them that i just needed to fuck someone so i could get it out of the way
21:32:49| <+toohighto> shhhh
21:32:52| <+nancy> i told you this is sad
21:32:53| <+nancy> anyway
21:32:56| <+litup> stop telling it
21:32:58| <+toohighto> stfu
21:33:00| <+litup> no
21:33:01| <+nancy> she got my kind of drunk on godiva chocolate liquor
21:33:05| <+polaris> mmmm
21:33:08| <+polaris> i love that shit
21:33:11| <@anji> whoa
21:33:18| <+nancy> and this guy who's nick was spike, his real name was russel who was a senior a few towns over came and fucked me and never talked to me again
21:33:24| <+nancy> like i said weezer's blue album was playing
21:33:30| <@eraser> lol wtf
21:33:30| <+toohighto> nancy you are a great American
21:33:31| <@anji> dam
21:33:31| <+polaris> weird
21:33:33| <+litup> wtf
21:33:41| <+nancy> i never saw him back on irc ever again but he was like a creepy statutory rapist that preyed on irc teens in #dallas