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- Why was Chara so influencial over Frisk?
- [spoiler]Well, he was quite the Chara-cter.[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]kill me[/spoiler]
- What do you call Asriel's spirit?
- [spoiler]A ghoatst[/spoiler]
- What's Asriel's favorite breakfast food?
- [spoiler]Goatmeal.[/spoiler]
- What differentiates Asgore from Toriel?
- [spoiler]A goatee.[/spoiler]
- Why is Sans always smiling?
- [spoiler]Because nothing gets under his skin.[/spoiler]
- Why does Napstablook use the elevator even though he can phase through walls?
- [spoiler]Because it's the only thing that can lift his spirits.[/spoiler]
- Why was the demo so well received even though it was just a tutorial?
- [spoiler]Because there was a lot tu toriel.[/spoiler]
- Why is Papyrus a fantastic craps player?
- [spoiler]Because he loves throwin' the bones.[/spoiler]
- Why is Mettaton so famous?
- [spoiler]Because he has met-a-ton of people.[/spoiler]
- Why did the snail get fired from his job?
- He got written up for [spoiler]Molluskation[/spoiler]
- Everyone in office was glad to see him [spoiler]escargot[/spoiler]
- Why doesn't Toriel want to play Undertale?
- Because it gets [spoiler]too-riel for her.[/spoiler]
- What music plays at every monsters funeral?
- [spoiler]Another one bites the dust[/spoiler]
- How did Muffet get such a nice tea set?
- She ordered it off the [spoiler]Web[/spoiler]
- Why are Pyropes so easy to upset?
- They're a little [spoiler]hot-headed.[/spoiler]
- The Frostdrake has always thought himself a comedian.
- But then he [spoiler]real-iced[/spoiler] he won't able to keep his ''cool'' on stage.
- Why did Gaster's experiment fail so spectacularly?
- [spoiler]Because he was just ''winging'' it.[/spoiler]
- Why did Bratty have to run the shop alone for a day?
- Because there was a [spoiler]Cattytastrophe[/spoiler]
- How can Papyrus stand San's terrible jokes?
- He's a glutton for [spoiler]pun-ishment.[/spoiler]
- Why was Shyren invited to Undyne's place?
- [spoiler]Because she can tuna piano, nothing fishy here.[/spoiler]
- What's the best way to ask Undyne out?
- Take her for some [spoiler]wine un-dyne.[/spoiler]
- What's Toriel's favorite sport?
- [spoiler]Baasebaall[/spoiler]
- Asriel's?
- [spoiler]Baasketbaall[/spoiler]
- Asgore's?
- [spoiler]Footbaall.[/spoiler]
- What d'ya call Frostdrake and Chilldrake?
- [spoiler]Chill-dren.[/spoiler]
- What's Gaster's favorite food?
- Chicken Wing[spoiler]ding[/spoiler]s.
- What sound does Gaster's doorbell make?
- [spoiler]Wing[/spoiler]ding-Dong.
- What does Gaster say as soon as he wakes up on October 9th?
- WINGA DINGA DURGEN.
- Knock Knock
- Chara
- "Nobody [spoiler]Chara's[/spoiler] about me."
- Knock knock
- "Who's there?"
- Tutor
- "Tutor who?"
- [spoiler]Tu tor-iels are better than one.[/spoiler]
- Knock knock
- "Who's there?"
- Sans
- "Sans who"?
- Alternatively
- Knock knock
- Sans
- [spoiler]Sans[/spoiler] you won't open the door, I suppose I'll just stick around 'til you feel better.
- Knock knock
- "Who's there?"
- Gas
- "Gas who?"
- Oh, I'm not so good at remembering voices. Sorry.
- Knock knock
- "Who's there?"
- Gaster
- "Gaster who?"
- [spoiler]Gast-er[/spoiler] rent was up and she moved out, huh?
- Knock knock
- "Who's there?"
- Mettaton
- "Mettaton who?"
- Don't be like that, we've already [spoiler]Mett-a-ton![/spoiler]
- Why does everyone in the underground want to be rectangular?
- [spoiler]Because Mettaton made it hip to be square.[/spoiler]
- Why did sans give Toriel a bell for her birthday?
- [spoiler]Because her horns dont work![/spoiler]
- Did'ja hear about the Ice Cap who went to law school?
- [spoiler]Now he's Just-Ice.[/spoiler]
- Why's Chara always late for work?
- [spoiler]Because he never has any time to [SPARE][/spoiler]
- How'd Napstablook react when he learned Mettaton is his sibling?
- [spoiler]He turned white as a sheet.[/spoiler]
- What do you call a skeleton who cuts trees?
- [spoiler]A lumbar-jack.[/spoiler]
- What do you call an Otaku who can only say "Yes?"
- A[spoiler]greeaboo.[/spoiler]
- Where do teenage skeletons go for an education?
- [spoiler]High skull.[/spoiler]
- Why'd the Monster Kid join the armed forces?
- He heard they were no longer recruiting for the [spoiler]"army".[/spoiler]
- How do skeletons commute to work?
- They use the carpool tunnel.
- Why does Asgore keep buying spears?
- [spoiler]Because he constantly breaks his spares.[/spoiler]
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