Trill In The Mirror as suggested by Murphy
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"Trill In The Mirror" to tune of Man In The Mirror
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I'm gonna confess something,
Before I lose my mind,
It's gonna be a bit sick,
It's gonna make you feel weird,
But it'll be alright....

As I turn up the volume on,
My favourite sexy show,
I'm seein' stuff in my mind,
I see the Trills in the street,
Oh how they ache my meat,
Who am I, to deny?
Pretending not to stroke my yoke!

A secret in my pants,
A velvet, sequined top and a jar of lube,
I'm trying hard not to give in again,
'Cause I know where all this goes,
To my real Deep Space Eleven!

I'm fapping to the Trill in the mirror,
I'm staring at those gorgeous spots,
And no species could ever be any hotter,
If you wanna make the galaxy a better place,
Just look at me fap and take it in the face!

Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,Na Aaaaah.

I'm a victim of, some kinda pre-pubescent love,
It's time that I realise,
That some things never have a hope,
And I need to just grow up,
I just can't, resist the urge!
I'm strugglin' just to leave my junk alone!

I know this is all deeply sad,
Don't nobody tell my dad,
I'll do all that alone.
I can't stop staring in that mirror, ya see,
Won't someone answer my plea,
That Trill in the mirror is ME!

I'm fapping to the Trill in the mirror,
I'm staring at those gorgeous spots,
And no species could ever be any hotter,
If you wanna make the galaxy a better place,
Just look at me fap and take it in the face!

I'm fapping to the Trill in the mirror,
I'm asking him to touch his spots.
And no image could have been any weirder,
So if you wanna make my world a better place,
Put a Tina Turner wig on and take it in the FACE!